#utilities included

[newttxt]

pls read the zosan fic “utilities included” and enjoy sanji making his own life as miserable as possible in plain view of his new roommate

from ch. 1 of utilities included (mind the tags and rating)

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#one piece #zoro #sanji #zosan #yes i proudly drew this for my friends fic. i think its genuinely charming and funny and well characterized #mind the tags and rating of course skfkdkfkkd #bree if ur out there… 🥰 #im gonna reply to this with the link once it posts (im scheduling this for tomorrow) but also u can find her on ao3 at strawhattery #utilities included

[strawhattery]

✨ utilities included

zoro/sanji | explicit | chapter 10/10 [now complete!]

alpha/beta/omega dynamics • alpha x alpha • modern era • roommates to lovers • internalized homophobia • canon-typical zosan antagonism • references to canon-typical vinsmoke family dynamics

“I wish blondie was being gross,” Zoro complains. “He’s trying to make me clean stuff.” Luffy, with a pinky buried knuckle-deep in his ear, swings his head to look at Zoro, then at Sanji. “But why? It’s so clean already. Like a hospital.” Sanji, who has been fighting a one-man war against pink mold in their shower since the day he moved in, can only assume Luffy’s never stepped foot in a hospital before. “You idiot,” Nami sighs, “it’s only clean because Sanji’s been cleaning it.” She casts a derisive look Zoro’s way. “Would it kill you to help out a little?”

#zosanzo #zosan #sanzo #utilities included #strawhattery #by me #it's finished!!!!!!

[nerdpoe]

Kon, in an effort to blow off steam after another argument with Superman, goes to bumfuck nowhere. He meets a small-time hero named Phantom.

Phantom is happy to lend a listening ear, nodding along sympathetically and giving Kon fantastic ideas to fuck with Superman.

Then he stops Kon with an increasingly concerned expression.

"Wait-and all of his friends are saying he isn't normally like this?"

"Yeah, according to Dinah he may be like, projecting or something-"

"On a scale of 1-10, how different is he?"

Kon stops and frowns, thinking.

"I dunno, apparently he's like, super kind and empathetic? Normally? Now he's just an asshole though."

"And this just...happened. Apparently."

"Yeah, he came back after being dead, took one look at me, and decided that being his 'nice and normal self' was too much work."

Phantom looks sick.

"So don't take this the wrong way, but I think I need to actually fight Superman."

OR: Superman was cruel to Kon when he came back because he was possessed, and the ghost possessing him was clever enough to bypass pinging on any of the JLD radar. It was behaving like itself towards Kon because it knew that Kon had no one to report it to that would take it really seriously, so long as it pretended to be kind to everyone else. So it was treating Kon like stress-relief. But Danny realizes it. And the only way Danny knows how to perform a successful exorcism is to punch the ghost out of somebody. Literally. (also the fenton peeler but that thing freaks him out)

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #overshadowed superman au #danny's in for a hell of a fight #because this ghost is utilizing all of Superman's senses #including his strength #and as it's overshadowing him #that means that being a ghost won't be enough to stop danny from getting hurt

[spheredotorb]

yknow when he circles his hands around a few times when casting spells or in the star allies skit. yeah

#i really really love it whencharacters naturally utilize floating limbs #in a way thats impossible with regular limbs (on account of the uhh. tangling) #idk i just go insane over it so much #(shouting at an abyss) does anyone get what i mean !!!!!!!!! #sphereart.tiff #kirby #magolor #edit to include the video

[papasmistakeria]

Made another chart, this time my observation on the Johns

#hamish linklater #pushing daisies #john joseph jacobs #tell me your secrets #john tyler #midnight mass #john pruitt #paul hill #papas mistakeria special #*what I meant by damage to the head is the damage we see them take on screen #like- JJJ got a horse teapot thrown to his head. John Tyler got shot in the head. John Pruitt also shot in the head #Also yeah JJJ and JT have animal motifs. I was gonna include JP but the writers never really specified (ignoring Hamish's kitty comment) #Something I think is very cool about both JJJ and JT have to be the writers utilizing their size difference with the other characters #JJJ and JT's mommy issues are just JT and JP's sister issues but different fonts #Actually I was supposed to write 'loves their absent sisters' for JT and JP but brain wasn't braining so I just wrote sister issues lmao #I'm so mentally unwell about these guys im going insane-

[naffeclipse]

Security Breach Question: In the Lost and Found room, the door requires a level 4 security pass and leads up to some stairs. Does anyone know where that goes or what that area is called exactly? I've combed through some playthroughs/walkthroughs on youtube but I haven't found anything yet

#i think they might just be utility tunnels but i'm also not sure #i wish i could find more specific maps that included images and also points of entry/exits to different levels aside from the elevators #naff nuh huh

[xieyaohuan]

I am officially fucked now that I've experienced business class on a transcontinental flight because I've been looking at flights for a trip where I need to pay my own way, and the moment I see that economy costs more than EUR 600 my brain immediately switches to "Well then I might as well pay the EUR 2600 for a business flight!"

I blame it on growing up piss poor. In my mind, EUR 600 and EUR 2600 are roughly the same because they both are "a shit ton of money"/"more than I should ever spend on anything," so my brain tells itself "why should I fly economy for 'a lot of money' if I can also fly sooo much more comfortably for the exact same price of 'also a lot of money?'"

I have to force myself to subtract 600 from 2600, and then I can see that the difference is 2000 (which in my brain has the same value as 600 and 2600 in that it is also "more than I should ever spend on anything"), and then my brain understands I can actually save "a lot of money" by flying economy.

#personal #this probably sounds insane and it is #but I lived off of only euro 400 per month (including rent and all utilities) for a reeeally long time #I could not afford to buy clothes until I was 29 when I got my first good job and lived exclusively off of clothes donations #so I still have a hard time understanding the differences between all sums larger than 500 #it's a huge mental barrier and not at all rational and I fully understand this #and I also objectively understand that 2600 is a lot more than 600 but *emotionally* the two sums are the same to me #and it means that 99% of the time I'm super stingy #and then occasionally I splurge in really insane ways #In many ways this is a first world problem and really dumb but it also comes from poverty trauma and feels like a bit of a disability #aaaaanyway

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

i just got my first fulltime job salary and like. this is only two weeks' pay and it covers almost two months of living expenses under my current lifestyle

#for the past 8 years my budget was about 500 euros a month for utilities food extras (like clothes and gifts and trips) sports and savings #which means i was living off about 1000 a month total #including rent #and now for the first time in a good while i can actually save a decent amount??? i can just go out and buy clothes if i need to #i can already feel myself relaxing a little bit knowing that (fingers crossed) i'm entering this stable new phase #and it's only two weeks worth of money #what the fuck #also im not trying to brag i just didn't realize i was worried about money all the fucking time and now it's sinking in that thats over #capitalism is still evil

[russellius]

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#r #man that guy gives me the ick so much #you can tell he knows the effect of every word that leaves his mouth #and he is being so fucking calculated in all interviews #implying that its only his goal to make the car better and improve it #and that george is just driving around in circles with a safe setup #knowing perfectly well how his idiotic fanbase behaves #... i cannot wait for him to leave this team with all his bullshit and his cult #yeah everybody always praises george's feedback its literally something thats been present in his junior years as well #he was working in the merc sim as an 18 year old #even this idiot included the 'he is very technical' backhanded compliment in his shit bahrain answer #and you want to tell me the team doesnt want to utilize that #and doesnt trust george's feedback #yeah... alright.... fuck off :D #there is always an excuse always a shite narrative to discredit george's drives and im fucking tired of it all

[sparklehoard]

Breaking news: parents shocked that their kid went to school for 6 years only to get paid 21$/hour

#shes an assistant optometrist #guys the economy is in shambles what can we say #my sister and parents are all screaming at eachother over speakerphone in the livingroom #my dad is screaming at her to ask her boss for a raise and shes screaming she cant life off of 1800$ a month #and she really cant. she lives in a big city and her rent in her house of 4 roomates is 1400$/month not including utilities #negative #funny enough my dad hadnt brought up me going back to school since these conversations started lol

[newttxt]

he’s here!!

from ch 7 of utilities included

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#one piece #sanji #zoro #luffy #zosan #nami #usopp #vivi #weh… i had so much fun drawing luffy here!!! hes just a guy! #i had something i was going to say here but now i forget. probably for the best. anyway. good chapter. please read if ur interested! #utilities included

[strawhattery]

✨ utilities included

zoro/sanji | explicit | chapter 1/10

alpha/beta/omega dynamics • alpha x alpha • modern era • roommates to lovers • internalized homophobia • canon-typical zosan antagonism • references to canon-typical vinsmoke family dynamics

Nami snatches her hand away and rubs it on the musty, dusty arm of the couch.  “What are you, ten?!” Zoro puts his tongue back in his mouth and smirks. “Maybe.” “Dinner’s ready,” Sanji announces, already plating four servings of his shrimp fried rice. “But if you lick her again, I’m going to cut your tongue out and serve it up next.” The apartment goes quiet. “Bon appétit,” he adds.

#zosanzo #zosan #sanzo #strawhattery #by me #one piece fanfiction #zosan fanfiction #zosanzo fanfiction #sanzo fanfiction #utilities included

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[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

My dad got a promotion so we can still afford insurance clap and cheer <3

#our insurance is raising their prices in 2024 :/ also majorly fucked that it costs 7000$ for a family of 3 to live in a house here..... #and that doesnt even include groceries or utilities 🫥🫥🫥 #hollyws

[particlexxdealer]

Okay but Scott and Sam out in a mission together, but Scott is having to sew a hole in Sam’s pants mid-reconnaissance because his new suit didn’t account for his butt.

#ooc #headcanon; #tfw your pants aren’t lunge proof #like ‘we need to get you a tailor buddy’ #and Sam ‘shut up and sew faster’ #because you know Scott’s utility belt has ALL sorts of doo dads and doohickeys #including a sewing kit

[swagging-back-to]

we out here putting in apartment applications!

#the apartment situation in maine looks exactly like this #1. everything you want and with perfect rent for your budget and all utilities included and pets allowed--senior only housing. #2. asking 2.5k for a studio with no utilities and a montly 500 pet fee PER PET #3. everything you want... but they only allow one dog. #4. everything you want but it's 4 hours away from your job #theres one place that allows smoking allows dogs has great rent and is right in the area of my job #and i want it SO BAD #im desperattrying to woo the realtor agent