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luxthestrange · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#593 Himbo Prince

Dia: The time to act is now!

Dia: Wink, wink~*Nudging Mc*

Mc: Dia..., Don't say "wink wink", Just wink...

Dia: Oh, sorry!*Looks at them with a nod*Wink!

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valsdelulucorner · 28 days

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I accidentally made the hongry boy look really snarky, but I'm really pleased at how he came out<3 This was suggested by impish-ivy

Who should I draw next?

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imcalledwicked · 3 months

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Himbs a happy boi 💕

❤ Beel ❤

#obey me #obeyme #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #obey me beelzebub #his cheeseburger his tasty cheeseburger HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU-OU YEAH #obey me beel #om! beelzebub #beel #hungry hungry himbo #his cheeseburger his tasty cheeseburger HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU-OU YEAH HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU-OU

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rustytrident · 1 year

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beelzebub who has obscure knowledge because he cares so much about his brothers' interests, they become his, too – or, a slight beelzebub character study at 3am because i need it and so do you.

beelzebub who can name every constellation in the night sky of all three realms, who knows both astrology and astronomy, who has read all of belphie's essays and research papers, who was there when they were written.

beelzebub who knows how to play (and cheat, and win) about every casino game, who knows how to do fast math even if he doesn't really care for it, who checks the fucking stock market every morning to see if mammon's mood will be affected by it or not.

beelzebub who knows the difference between the scent of white and red roses, who knows how to properly do your (and his) makeup, who has memorised which products are good for his complexion and how many times a day he needs to apply sunscreen, because asmo swears that the fridge light hits him as much as the sun would have in the human world.

beelzebub who can quote jane austen and poe and shakespeare and euripides from memory, who makes references from books that were destroyed with the library of alexandria, who knows about every breed of cat there is, who listens to satan explain whose fur is the thickest and whose the softest.

beelzebub who will rewatch tsl for hours, who will carry boxes upon boxes of games upstairs, who will (poorly) draw ruri from memory, who will know how to play most games levi hyperfixates on and the plot from most anime he has rambled about.

beelzebub who knows even the most bizzare of genres of music, who can taste the difference between a thousand year and a thousand and one year aged demonus, who immediately recognises the jazz song lucifer is playing when he wants to spend quality time with him but doesn't want to disturb him.

beelzebub who, if you ask him about his interests, will reply that he doesn't really have any, who will search within him for an ounce of self, who will give up after a while because he is six beings in one, and he doesn't know if there's room for one more.

beelzebub who decides that it's okay to be a mosaic of his favourite beings, who finds out that he has been carrying seven in him all along, who gazes in your – a human's – eyes and understands why she fought and why she fell and why she tried so much.

beelzebub who, in his spare time, will go in the human world to visit museums and archaeological sites and long abandoned villages, who will reminisce about when everything he just saw was once new and shining, who will retrace the steps he took aeons ago, alone this time.

beelzebub who often feels lost, who grieves and eats and grieves some more, who carries the memory of his sister because he once read that one truly stops existing when they are forgotten, yet smiles when he sees red roses and shiny coins and old books and video games and cursed records and the starry sky, who sighs into your neck right before he falls asleep and promises to never forget the way your skin feels under his.

beelzebub who, without you asking him, tells you he likes flowers and animals, who likes everything the sun touches, whose eyes glimmer when you ask him to tell you about yarrows and their meaning and their colours, who will explain in a heartbeat, just for you.

beelzebub whose self is a wounded one, a fighting one, whose self is a memory box he just keeps adding into, a scrapbook of eternity's erosion, who finds happiness in the little things, in the simple things, who binds his family together.

beelzebub who loved and loves and will love until there's nothing of him left, until he is the last one remembering, until the night sky is no longer a painting, but just an accumulation dead stars.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #beelzebub x reader #i feel like he has so much depth #and if he doesn't he does in my head #some people only view him as the nom nom himbo but good lord #i beg to differ #finally being able to let out the 2 year beel brainrot to real humans and not the voices in my head is fantastic #i hope this wasn't too messy #sing me a song // the song of our glory

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authormars · 2 months

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Look, I get it, we all love a good Himbo

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE BEEL

Diavolo was raised to be prince, isolated in a castle alone. You think his father - scratch that - you think BARBATOS would allow him to be illiterate???

Fuck no! This bitch knows a thousand different languages because he got bored at the castle as a kid. He loves books! He talks to Satan about new books he reads!

He only seems like an idiot because his boyfriend is Lucifer fucking Morningstar, one of the most intelligent (and idiotic) beings to ever exist!!

Diavolo also doesn't know social cues. He doesn't realize saying every thought you have aloud makes you sound stupid!!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. We stan big muscle who doesn't know social cues, not big muscle who is dumb here

#obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #dialuci #obey me #obey me diavolo #Diavolo isn't a dumbass #He isn't a Himbo #He only seems like one bc of Lucifer #Please ask me things I'm bored :p

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caffeinetheif · 1 year

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dumb little Diavolo thought

Back on my Diavolo simp bs:

Diavolo, wanting to learn more about your life, reads books from the human world so he can talk with them better. He somehow picks a book on birds and reads about how birds perform dances to attract potential mates, and he thinks this is something all species does, including humans.

Jump to the next time you and Diavolo meet, man starts dancing trying to impress you bc he wants you to fall for him as hard as he did for you.

Please explain to him that humans don’t dance like birds to attract lovers.

#he's a himbo your honor #om! diavolo #om diavolo #Lord Diavolo #diavolo x reader #diavolo my beloved #I am just a simp #i love my men big and stupid #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me imagines

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devildomwriter · 7 months

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#obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me beelzebub #the himbos #obey me poll #obey me polls

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devilishdelights · 5 months

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first meeting

2 seconds later

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stupidmamm0n · 1 year

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MC, about Beel:

#obey me shall we date #beelzebub #mc #obey me #he's peak himbo and i love him for it

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luxthestrange · 2 years

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Obey me CrackHead Headcanons

This Headcanon was brought to you by @kur0m1x3

-Karasu and Mammon are childhood best friends, But Unlike mammon, Karasu did create his own business that is making him get tons of Grimm, Karasu sees Mammon as his true rival for Mc, compared to the others rivals after you "He's got a heart of gold, You can't hate the guy, you become attached to him"

-Aku is Leviathan's only non-Otaku friend, tho thanks to leviathan...he knows a vast ton of anime references, and he knows a vast ton of anime plots given he doesn't interrupt leviathan's info blast...He's kinda grateful you came to the devil dom, someone else to take care of his info blast of anime...But he lowkey does on occasion miss when leviathan came to him for help

-Majolish is the secret vice president of the Asmo Fanclub(He isn't in love with Asmo he just admires his charisma and confidence), He is actually one of the phew alike mc who is immune to his "charms", He is also the main source of income to Mammon's spending and is able to keep the witches at bay from mammon

-Majolish and Karasu are new members of the "Protect Mammon Club", Karasu and Lucifer are frenemies...both fight for rare cute pictures they have of mammon and stories of him...while mc and majo make bets on who wins

-Aku can't STAND Lucifer and Lucifer can't STAND Aku...their pride and temper and "resting bitch" frowny face are so similar...It is like that thing when two people are so alike instead of liking them...they insult them for the same things they do

-Aku, Kara, and Majo both hugs are incredible...but different, Aku Hugs you and it feels...amazing with those big muscles and that manly gozzongas squishing your face...Kara hugs are always surprised hugs he spins you around with him and always lands a peck on your forehead and it always ends with him giving you a shiny rock he found, Now Majo...If you think Luke, Sim, Barbs, or even Asmo smell amazing...Majolish hugs are always soft cuz of his fluffy coats and bouncy hair that smells like cinnamon and ripped apples...It's amazing

-Karasu has seen the search history of the brothers and dateables...he has never seen so many searches on "How to get a human pregnant","Do humans like demons?","How long do humans live?", "Human p*rn"...You be surprised who asked some of these searches

-The first to accept he had a crush on you was Karasu, the second Majolish...Aku still doesn't realize he sees you as someone special

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misc-obeyme · 7 months

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I think that beel and i have thing in common (besides liking food a little too much), also like we're kinda airheads in subtle things

So imagine MC and beel trying to flirt with eachother and none of them understands it except everyone around them and it's so stressing like just take the hint already!!!!!!

MC: Wow, Beel, have you been working out more recently? Your arms are looking really good.

Beel: Thanks, MC. I switched up my routine. (Goes into unnecessary detail about it, thinking MC is genuinely curious.)

(Across the room, Mammon and Belphie are whispering.)

Mammon: Yo, is it always like this?

Belphie: All the time.

Beel: So uh, I like how you did your hair today. (Actually touches MC's hair lightly.)

MC: Oh Asmo showed me this new style - (Also goes into unnecessary detail because they are also oblivious.)

Mammon: Ya think they'll ever figure it out?

Belphie: At this rate? I might be dead before it happens.

Cue Mammon trying not to laugh because he finds the whole situation completely hilarious. Meanwhile, Belphie just wants it to end. I think they'd come to your rescue eventually. Belphie would likely either tell you himself or get one of his brothers to do it. Just so he doesn't have to listen to you and Beel trying to flirt with each other unsuccessfully anymore,.

Though it would be far more entertaining if the other brothers decided to try something more elaborate. Like Asmo teaches MC how to flirt and how to recognize that they're being flirted with. Satan tries to teach Beel and maybe even succeeds enough for him to figure things out.

Though I think if left to their own devices, MC and Beel would eventually figure it out on their own. It'd just take some extra time, that's all! And man once they do... Beel would be so cute. He probably thought MC was just being polite lol. He's so surprised when he realizes MC likes him. Awww.

#he's a bit of a himbo #but he's a sweetheart #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #anon asks #misc answers

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rustytrident · 1 year

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i love intimacy hidden in the small things.

the first time mammon whispered to you, you swore you could feel your entire body tremble. it wasn't about the proximity, or his soft breath against the shell of your ear – nor was it about the words he told you. it takes trust to whisper to someone, to make your words small, airy, and direct them at only them, when you could talk to anyone, say anything. mammon chose to speak to you only, quietly and with intent, because he trusted you enough to do so; you feel that same trust every time he whispers to you after that, too.

beelzebub always gives you some of his food, even if it sometimes pains him to give it up. it's a "no, have it, it's your favourite part, isn't it?" before he slides the small strawberry of his cake, or the last of the chips you two were eating, to you. you tell him he doesn't have to do it, and with a sin like his it's bizarre to think that he does it at all, but he insists until you eat what he offered you. moments like these make beelzebub's quiet love loud, roaring, till it burns through your skin and nestles gently in your stomach.

walking past diavolo in the halls of rad always ends up with his hands somewhere on you. no matter how busy he is, no matter how many beings you are surrounded by, he will make sure to touch you, pat your head or shoulder, hold your hand for a second before he lets you go so he can attend his next lesson or meeting. on days when he has more time, and the halls are quiet enough, he will gently hold your hand and make you twirl for him, before smiling fondly and complimenting your smile, or your eyes. those moments with the future king feel soulful, vibrant – they light up the dark hallways of your school, just enough so you can see his smile: fond and loving.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #mammon obey me #diavolo obey me #beelzebub x reader #mammon x reader #diavolo x reader #the puppy boy - himbo - hunk squad #the phhs (pee-hee-hees) if you will #man i just want mammon to whisper to me so i can fall asleep with his voice #is that too much for a dude to ask #sing me a song // the song of our glory

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radarchives · 1 year

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