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#not i did not forget David
lilisouless · 2 years
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GV characters as Gina Linetti quotes
(Some are edited for convenience, others have to be taken as a modern!au)
Zoya: The only thing i am not good at is modesty. Because i am GREAT at it
Nikolai: I was thinking on how i would be the perfect american president. Bassed upon my skill set,dance ability and bloodlust
Alek/sander: My mother cried the day i was born because she knew she would never be better than me
Tolya: If i die, turn my poems into a book!
Genya: (Nikolai: do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?) Of course, i am not an animal
Mal : (To Nikolai) everytime i hear you talk, i hear tha sound that plays when packman dies
Inej: (turn around to show "i told you so" on the back of her shirt) did you have enought time to read it all?
Alina after making Mal call Zoya to tell her she died: Is she crying? (Mal: a little) "takes the phone" YOU SHOULD BE WAILING YOU STONE-COLD BITCH!
Nina: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying
Wylan: I grew up building bombs and acids. If people knew how smart I was, it would have been harder to control them.
Nadia: Wait, first, let’s say a prayer. Dear Beyonce, Solange, Rihanna, someone cool that’s white, Cardi B, please bless this flush. A-women.
Kaz: Amateur. Always say your insults to someone’s face. No paper trail
Baghra: The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest?
Kuwei : Is there any way I could skip doing that, and instead not do that?
Matthias : If Kaz had a twin, he would have eaten him in the womb.
Jesper: Adults don't care about their birthdays (Wylan:  You came to work last year on a horse)
Hanne : I hate the ocean. That’s where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door
Adrik: I’d describe the workflow today as dismal with a tiny dash of pathetic.
Leoni after a burglarly: "Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?") Emotionally? $ 700 million
Tamar: (What´s the first thing you notice when a person approaches you?) The audacity
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mobius-m-mobius · 9 months
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#Sir Derek Jacobi is just gonna keep getting away with it huh 😔 (insp)
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starlightseraph · 16 days
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finished dead boy detectives!!! (spoilers ahead!)
quick disclaimer: i haven’t gotten around to the comics yet but i’ve been very interested since the sandman came out and i do plan on reading them eventually lol.
- edwin is my new blorbo cutie and i too would go to hell for him. also, his style is immaculate, exactly how i want to dress all the time.
- i am SO sad about niko. but i’m glad that it seems like she’s not totally gone? i hope she’s not an antagonist in the next series (the ending was a touch ominous), but i’ll honestly be happy either way. it’s so rare to find good western-japanese characters. it made me incredibly happy when she switched into a japanese accent when saying “osaka” because it’s something i recognise in my family and in me. i know people from lots of different backgrounds do that with words from their own languages, but i’d never seen a japanese character do it before so i was very tickled.
- charles. man. please fall in love with edwin. how tf are you quite literally dragging him out of hell and he confesses to you and you look him in the eyes and say that you love him but you’re not in love with him. i mean that’s the best possible way he could’ve gone about it, but if i were edwin i might just have gone back down to the doll face spider thing.
- i hope that crystal’s past doesn’t land her in jail or anything. i really like her dynamic with the others but i’m not sold on her and charles romantically, mostly because edwin is so fucking sweet and i don’t want his heart to be broken. he’ll be happy if charles is happy, but i cannot stand see him get hurt even the tiniest bit.
- jenny is amazing. she’s literally me fr. also i love how she just hands people cleavers.
- i found the night nurse’s breakdown when she was in angie’s stomach very relatable. i feel like that a lot lmao. and i love her accent. i will go to bat for my own weird ass culchie irish/valley girl hybrid, but if had to pick another accent…
- i need a wise and eternal south asian man to talk me down from the ledge. it’s almost finals week and a ring from kashina would be a big help.
- tragic mick (top tier wordplay name) is a sweetheart and i hope he gets to be a walrus again eventually. my first reaction when i saw the cat king was “oh my god, it’s the piss kink guy from You!” but that aside, he was ok in the end. so was monty. i hope the night nurse can help crystal drag david the demon back down to hell.
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cormancatacombs · 2 years
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jula483 · 4 months
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still in shock after being 4 rows away from David Tennant for 2 hours on Monday, January 15th 💖
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brookbee · 4 months
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Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
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bunnieswithknives · 14 days
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How would David react to Rowan catching him sewing up his face and trying to stop or help him from doing that?
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LOL that actually sorta happens in the Worms animatic! I imagine this happened before they were really good friends, in the 'barely warming up to each other' phase, and yeah, lets just say Rowan was kinda horrified.
I figure what ended up happening David is was so startled by being caught that, before Rowan could even try to talk him down or help him clean up David just kinda freaked out and retreated into his room, refusing to leave or even speak except to desperately tell him not to call an ambulance, which Rowan tentatively agrees to even tho he's freaking the hell out and their house is full of blood now.
Rowan leaves some medical supplies outside of his door then goes to calm down in the hall outside. When he comes back in again the supplies have vanished. After that its literal days/weeks before they see each other again cause David is mortified of what Rowan must think of him and cant bare for Rowan to see him again after that. By the time Rowan manages to catch David out and about the stitches have already healed into his face.
David is terrified that he just scared off the one person in the world who was even trying to make the effort to be his friend but the whole incident makes actually just makes Rowan more determined.
I think this was the beginning of the end actually.
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expelliarmus · 1 year
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granitxhka · 26 days
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benwilogabitomideccyjorgiødesakanellivertz my beloved
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kowabungadoodles · 5 months
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drinking and doing ad-hoc repair surgery on a book from 1994, but pretending I'm a grizzled detective removing a bullet
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Ok ok. Poll time.
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chaoticas-hell · 1 year
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Oh to be one of the foxes as they had front row seats to the gayest fuckinh interaction known to gay kind in that dingy motel in Baltimore
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wishesofeternity · 11 months
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“Warwick launched his final bid at kingmaking, this time in alliance with Margaret of Anjou to restore Henry VI. He and Clarence landed in Devon while the King was in Yorkshire. Elizabeth (Woodville)’s initial reaction was to prepare for a siege in the Tower of London where she had already retired in expectation of the imminent birth of another child. But on 1 October news reached the capital that the King was preparing to set sail from Bishop’s Lynn, abandoning his kingdom. With no hope of imminent rescue, Elizabeth moved swiftly into the Sanctuary of Westminster Abbey with her mother and her daughters. She sent Abbot Thomas Millyng to advise the Mayor and Aldermen that she was surrendering the Tower, and consequently Henry VI, into their custody.
- J.L Laynesmith,  “Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight’s Widow” in “Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts” / “The Last Medieval Queens, English Queenship 1445-1503″
"Elizabeth (Woodville) at first fortified the Tower of London against the approaching Lancastrians, but then decided instead to hand over custody of the Tower to the mayor and aldermen of London while she went into sanctuary at Westminster Abbey. It was a move which not only protected her daughters, who were with her, but also saved London from attack, which perhaps explains some of the praise she later received. The author of 'The Historic of the Arrival of Edward IV, who claimed to have witnessed much of what he recorded, stressed
the right great trowble, sorow, and hevines, whiche [the queen] sustayned with all manar pacience that belonged to eny creature, and as constantly as hathe bene sene at any tyme any of so highe estate to endure; in the whiche season natheles she had browght into this worldc, to the Kyngs grcatystc joy, a fayrc son.
...When Edward (IV) arrived, there was a scene of family bliss, in which the queen's vulnerability and domesticity could be contrasted with his heroism.  The king was thus presented in an unusually human guise, which might appeal to readers familiar with such partings themselves throughout the civil wars:
The king comfortid the quene, and other ladyes ckc;  His swete babis ful tendurly he did kys;  The yonge prynce he behelde, and in his armys did bere. Thus his bale turnyd hym to blis.
#historicwomendaily#elizabeth woodville#history#edward iv#mine#the wars of the roses#i have a major issue with the way this is viewed by the vast majority of people tbh#for one: so many people conveniently forget that she was the one who controlled and was apparently fortifying the ToL#(which included the captive Henry VI btw)#while she was literally 8 months pregnant#she only gave it up after she learned that edward iv was also fleeing. it's SO important and interesting#and yet most people either don't know about it or conveniently flash forward to when she entered sanctuary#and my second issue: SO MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING HISTORIANS tend to treat her flight to sanctuary as some kind of indication of her personalit#when the truth of the matter is that SHE HAD NO OTHER CHOICE#as david baldwin rightly pointed out -as an englishwoman of the gentry she did not have foreign resources shelter or support at her disposa#the way every queen before her (in theory for lots of them as it wasn't required) possessed#nor was elizabeth a valuable heiress (like anne Neville or her own daughter eoy)#not to mention the very obvious fact that she was heavily pregnant (and gave birth just a month later) with three very young daughters#like. literally what else was she supposed to do? where else was she supposes to go?#her vulnerability was unprecedentedly horrific and people & historians don't emphasize the comparative degree of it as much as they should#at that point elizabeth literally didn't have any other options other than sanctuary. it wasn't much of a choice#it's strange because elizabeth's status has been discussed a lot in theory but rarely discussed in terms of how it affected her in PRACTISE#and this is a key example of that#among many others
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koschei-the-ginger · 1 month
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I knew I was gonna regret this but I was curious what was David Duchovny doing between his phd and the x files 😞. He was busy creating the term manwhore
Working Girl (1988) - five second cameo right in the first 10 minuts of the movie, thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life <3
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Ney Year's Day (1989) - first speaking role and he's already playing a guy obsessed with sex and screwing anything that moves, I'm out of words. Miloš Forman is there, somehow.
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Bad Influences (1990) - 3s background character thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life <3
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Denial (1990) - he came, wore a cowboy hat, rolled around in the mud for 10 seconds, and left.
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Julia has Two Lovers (1990) - David Duchovny manwhored long before that term even existed. That's literally the plot.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's dead (1991) - they don't make homophobic gays like this anymore
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The Rapture (1991) - david plays a very excited swinger turned christian turned dead meat. there's not a single actor in the world that's worth watching a christian movie for. Not even if they give him a mullet wig.
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Ruby 1992 - another very important role, a cop receiving lap dance, is this type casting or is he picking these roles intentionally? I have so many questions
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Baby Snatcher (1992) - yes kitten, I will leave my wife and kids to marry you and be with your kids. I'll never do the same to you, I suppose <3
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Chaplin (1992) - literally the first movie where he isn't the sex-obsessed freak, this time it was RDJ's job
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Beethoven (1992) - get tied to a chair by a dog and dragged through the street, idiot
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Red Shoe Diaries (1992) - I'm gonna ignore all the soft porn and just remember this extremely homoerotic basketball sequence
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Kalifornia (1993) - it's not good but it deserves a reboot with the main protagonist being a 2020s true crime podcaster
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frmulcahy · 4 months
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Just got punched in the face by a peer’s yellowdig post in my Shakespeare class
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worthyking · 5 months
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how does doctor who even work I don't get it I don't get it what happened to rose tyler
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