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doesephs · 4 months

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slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again

#i’ve not drawn anything proper rectory and it makes me question if i even have any real skill #anyway #pjo fanart #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #digital art #dionysus

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mo-mode · 4 months

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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uselessnbee · 5 months

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you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus

like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????

or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"

" who..?"

"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"

"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "

"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"

and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can

everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast

#i meant to post this months ago but i forgot 👍🏻#anyways if you saw someone else already talk about this idea no i'm not copying because i didn't see anyone talk about it #if you did please be my friend cause we both have a galaxy brain <3 #percy jackson #mr. d #pjo dionysus #pjo #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #i'm enjoying the fandom for the last time before the show comes out #and the fandom becomes even more frustrating and toxic than it already is

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l-just-want-to-see · 4 months

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you’ve heard of Percy “makes every immortal hate him by roasting them ceaselessly” Jackson now get ready for Nico “every immortal loves him for some reason” di Angelo

#I’m sorry but Dionysus? Apollo obv #Hades #Persephone even seemed pretty Nico pos #As well as Demeter and Bob #and I am by no means denouncing Percy. he’s the goat for that #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #nico di angelo

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frogdisco2021 · 3 months

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Percy "immediately starts beef with every god he meets by having no filter" Jackson versus Nico "every god thinks he's neat even though he's been nothing but weird and off-putting" di Angelo

#dionysus likes him #his dad likes him #persephone likes him even tho hes her husbands affair baby #apollo likes him #wouldnt say nyx likes him but shes definitely obsessed with him #nyx exhibits some clear stan behavior #nemesis thinks hes neat #seemed like nyxs other kids also liked him enough #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #the heroes of olympus

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readerconfused · 3 months

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I saw people on Twitter complaining about the way Hades talked calmly with Percy. Guys, Ares is the one who hates children, and even he tried to be nice to them. They are twelve year old kids, the gods know how to talk to them to get what they want

Don't get carried away by sympathy, Hades is not innocent, he knew exactly what he was doing there. The pomegranate juice was a joke, but a reminder that he's smart. He was being nice for a purpose.

#That's why our guardians teach us not to trust strangers even if they seem “nice”#by the way i saw people talking rubbish about my dear Dionysus again you guys leave him alone #the way things are going soon I'll be defending Hera from the fandom #but i agree that Disney made the script have to be too fast #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo #percy jackson #pjo series #hades pjo #ares pjo #pjo fandom

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kebriones · 6 months

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Good ol' Symposium Alcibiades sketch

#art #tagamemnon #alcibiades #plato's symposium #the being supported while drunk is such dionysus imagery do not talk to me do not even look at me

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thevibrationofatoms · 9 months

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Personal pet peeve: adaptations where Ariadne is scared or freaked out the first time she sees Dionysus' madness. I mean for one it feels kinda weird and gross but also you think Dionysus wouldn't marry someone who was 1000% down with all his faces?? you think the Lady who danced in the minotaurs labyrinth wouldn't be able to handle her hot malewife husband who goes feral every now and again??? boring!! it's just boring!

#dionysus #the number of little drabbles or adaptations ive come across where at some point Ariadne is scared of Dionysus outnumber ones where shes not #greek mythology #i dont even go looking!#'itd be scary to see his madness the first time!' maybe to YOU #'oh no my divine husband of wine and feral madness goes feral and mad sometimes' what are yall doing

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echo-stimmingrose · 3 months

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I have an idea, and just hear me out,

In quite a few myths Chiron was actually a mentor for Dionysus. Considering Dionysus didn't have any sort of decent parental figure, I'd like to imagine that while Dionysus was a demi-god Chiron was the closest thing he had to a parent.

Now, Dionysus was always more godly than human (having grown out of Zeus's thigh) so he was probably absolute hell to raise. The worst teenager Chiron has ever been put in charge of. He couldn't take his eye off of him for a minute or else some poor unsuspecting pedestrian would turn into a dolphin.

Eventually Dionysus is made an Olympian and several thousand years pass since Chiron has had to deal with a teenager quite like Dionysus.

(Side note, Chiron is invited to Dionysus and Ariande's wedding).

And then one day, our poor centaur mentor gets a call from Zeus saying he's going to have a new camp director in the form of a punished Olympian. Dionysus shows up with the same look on his face when he didn't get his way as a child. Chiron is both amused and horrified.

About a decade into Dionysus's punishment and Chiron is always respectful of Dionysus, he is an Olympian god after all and a powerful one at that. He is especially respectful when campers are around, trying to set a good example and not encourage the kids to be rude.

However, one day at dinner Chiron is trying to say something and Dionysus is arguing with him and just genuinely being annoying. Finally Chiron has enough and in the most stern voice any of the demi-gods has ever heard just goes "Boy, I raised you and I will put you in time out if you do not hush!"

Dionysus is silenced, stunned, bewildered even!

Some of the campers are terrified of what Mr. D will do. Some have gained a new fear of Chiron who would dare speak to a god like that.

Most are fighting for their lives trying not to laugh and get turned into a dolphin.

Chiron simply clears his throat and continues speaking. Dionysus doesn't say another word to anyone for the next week.

#is this entirely mythos accurate? not really. but pjo isn't even close to being accurate un regards to the mythos so i don't care #percy jackson and the olympians #camp half blood #chiron pjo #pjo dionysus #mr d pjo #dionysus #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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radicrow · 10 months

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if you had the strength to take another sip, could you do it?

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #shadowbringers spoilers #shrimme phrydrice #wol #the ancients could drink the grimace shake but the sundered cant take it #the grimace shake was dionysus' favorite and emet is disgusted that shrimpy cant even handle a sip of it #something about the fact that dionysus was a raging alcoholic and shrimpy cant take a drop of alcohol without dying #im obsessed with the grimace shake meme actually

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purpleshadow-star · 6 months

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Castor and Pollux are actually so sad.

So in the riordanverse, Castor and Pollux are Dionysus’s twin sons.

In mythology, Castor and Pollux were the twin (half and full) brothers of Helen of Troy (and Clytemnestra). Zeus had turned into a swan and uhh… slept with their mother, Leda, the Queen of Sparta, who had also slept with her husband, Tyndareus, the King of Sparta, so the following quadruplets that were born had different fathers. Castor and Clytemnestra were the children of Leda and Tyndareus, and Helen and Pollux were children of Leda and Zeus. Castor and Pollux were identical twins despite having different fathers, and they were inseparable and became known as the Dioscuri.

Long story short, Castor ends up being killed and Pollux is so distraught that he asks Zeus to kill him so that he could be with his brother, or he asks Zeus to bring Castor back to life (the sources in my admittedly brief research varied between the two). In the end, Zeus agrees to split Pollux’s immortality between the two, allowing them to be together in the sky as the constellation Gemini for half of the year, and reside in the Underworld for the other half. They are the Gemini twins.

So, we already know that Rick Riordan likes to make parallels to different Greek Myths with his characters (ex: Clarisse and Silena paralleling Achilles and Patroclus), and this is another sad instance. He gave Dionysus, the son of Zeus, twin sons named Castor and Pollux, and then killed Castor in the Battle of the Labyrinth.

I just wish we got to see more of Pollux’s grief in the aftermath. We get a little bit, when right before they burn the shrouds Pollux goes up to say a few words but can't, but I kind of wish we got to see some of the heartbreaking devotion in Pollux that was in his mythological counterpart.

Anyway, Rick was really out there writing tragedy into even the background characters that had only been mentioned maybe two or three times before.

#imagine if castor and pollux replaced the stoll brothers #castor's death would have been 10x more sad to us #but tbh castor's death had its own purpose. it made us and percy realize just how many casualties this war was causing #not just people that percy knew but also people who weve seen around and seen mentioned but didnt know that well #percy mentions that he didnt even know castors name until after he died despite seeing him around camp for years #and that hits hard in a different way than you would think #it's all very tragic #rick riordan #riordanverse #castor and pollux #dionysus #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo #battle of the labyrinth

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deathlessathanasia · 2 months

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It is very interesting how Dionysos, despite being born from Zeus, does not reject his mother or deny any connection with the woman who bore him, but shows so much affection and devotion towards her even though she died before he could even begin to know her. He goes so far as to descend into the Underworld in order to bring her back from among the dead after which he shares his immortality with her.

Quite the strong difference from „Pallas, the motherless goddess”, Pallas there-was-no-mother-who-gave-me-birth Athena.

#wait can Dionysos be considered the ultimate mama's boy among the gods?#even if he doesn't hold that title I'd argue he is pretty damn close #dionysos #dionysus #semele #greek mythology #greek gods #athena #ramblings

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lesbianbanana · 4 months

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genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?

#can just imagine dionysus/bacchus missing from camp for a few days and chirons like ah yes bacchus must be roaming #zeus watching bacchus roam around knowing he cant trap a roman god in a greek camp: oof #OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE #chiron: kids stay away from mr. d for a while #bacchus: MR. D??????? BITCH CALL ME MR. B??? *CHUGS DIET PEPSI*#the campers: ????????????#honestly when they learn abt the romans i bet half of them were like ohhhh now everything makes sense #don't even get me started abt liber #pjo dionysus #dionysus #bacchus #bacchus pjo #pjo #hoo #dakota pjo #camp halfblood #camp jupiter

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yonemurishiroku · 10 months

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I don’t know who’s the strongest demigod but I do know Nico di Angelo is the most powerful demigod.

Not because he’s powerful though. The kid’s as weak as a twig. No. He’s the most powerful because he knows half of the pantheon and maybe another half of other pantheons who would come to his aid if need be. and also his father low-key straight-up enables nepotism. Andddd in the fortunate case that you manage to beat him, he would just re-manifest as a ghost to haunt you for the rest of your life. Hah. Take that.

#he’s lose-proof. he’d never lose bc even if his HP runs out the match would continue #YOU CAN NEVER WIN #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #hades (pjo)#nico and hades #dionysus (pjo)#nico and dionysus #hestia (pjo)#nico and hestia

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sarafangirlart · 3 months

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