FAIR WARNING: Oversharing thoughts about lusting over how Adam would taste like somehow turns into a ramble about how Angels ACTUALLY taste like. Messy brainless drabble.
(I am legimately mentally ill and an oversharer if you're squeamish I advise you not to interact with me cuz I always say weird shit, I am absolutely shameless and unconcerned by backlash and I associated borderline cannibalism with pure adoration so bear with me😭)
You know when someone is so cute, you go "you're so cute, I could eat you" yes? No? Either way I legimately could take a bite out of someone I adore. I know people get this urge with animals, so perhaps it's more normal than I think
So I was thinking about Adam's cock, and what his cum would be and what it would taste like,(I came heh to the conclusion it would probably be alot, so thick, hard to swallow and salty asf due to his diet) then if that couldn't get any worse I started thinking "What if I bit his 40 inch dick off the moment he starts boasting and saying demeaning stuff", AND then that somehow went into even more unhinged territory and turned into what if I bit and swallowed his dick too?
Then I came back to my senses and I was like wow, that would be kinda gross and cruel huh?
Then I also thought meh it's gonna grow back in like 3 seconds cuz he ain't human and he'd probably be all scared or incredibly mad, and I dont mind either of those options so it's a win-win no matter what, he could either fuck me with pure rage or scramble away leave me a edged mess.
Then I stopped thinking horny and my thoughts went to "AH I love him so much I could bite a piece of his arm off T- T" to "Hold on a second what do angels taste like.."
You know what guys? The cannibals were kinda based in Hazbin Hotel?
Like honestly I myself, kinda wanna know what Angel's wings taste like? I feel like they'd be like huge chicken wings, and also Angels bleed glowy GOLD? That can't taste like blood, what does that taste like? Their blood looks like shiny sweetsour sauce, what if fried angels taste like chicken tenders marinated in sweet n sour sauce. Adam is 11 feet tall and fat ast he'd be literally delicious and he could feed whole cannibal town for a week.
..I guess this means Adam isn't a dick, he's a cock heh.
No seriously what if I took a bite out of him? Then what? Who's gonna stop me? Salmonella? Nuh-huh. Is (fictional)cannibalism a love language? Can it be actively practiced? Should I take my pills? Should I stop thinking about eating men I like? What sin do these thoughts represent? Lust? Gluttony? Even if there's 0 malice in my words? Is this what they call girl thoughts? Should i stop? Should I go dry my hair? I think I should go dry my hair.
This will get me on some sort of blacklist and blocked by alot of people I think
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simple math
camille's gift from magnus
ruby necklace: the price of a london townhouse in 1857 - $8.04 million (estimated - excluding edom materials & alerting demons magical ability)
—edom's deepest pit of hell—
alec gift's from magnus
silver ring: $50 (estimated)
rent for brownstone 3 bedrooms in Greenpoint, Brooklyn: $5000 per month
blue sweater: $200 (estimated, assuming it's pure cashmere)
coffee machine: $120 (estimated)
one night at Istanbul Grand Suite on the Orient Express: $26,000
suite in Belmond Hotel Cipriani: $1,056
renting a red Maserati 3500 GT Vignale Spider for one day: $10,860
suite in Palazzo Manfredi, Rome: $729
total: $44,015 ≈ 0,52% price of the ruby necklace
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ok i saw u mention the anthy-touga-shiori trifecta & i am sooo interested would u plz mind elaborating
imagine youre a gay teenager. now imagine that youre a little faker and a liar and you get your kicks out of pulling epic pranks on people who have wronged you. imagine that you feel the only way you can express your rage and alienation is through the most devastating psychological warfare of all time, for both your victims and yourself. imagine viewing your body as a tool at your disposal and nothing more, nothing less. imagine, once again, being a gay teenager, and believing that being gay is Bad. imagine hating women. imagine playing the part perfectly, or trying to, and making the people who love you Fucking Bonkers about it. certified anthytougashiori moments over here tbh
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i honestly think that botw mipha is so sweet and would be so supportive of zelink even though she’s infatuated with link and it makes me so sad for no reason
mipha is very much a tragic character i think because even in a perfect world where everyone survived the calamity, hell, even in a world where zelda didn't exist and link had no other potential love interest, i still don't think she and link were ever fated to end up together. one of the defining characteristics of the zora race in botw is their logevity--they live hundreds of years longer than any other race in hyrule and they age according to that timescale. mipa knew link as both a child and an adult, likely a period of about 10 years at most, and during that time as she watched him grow up, SHE likely didn't change whatsoever. the scale at which zora experience time is so fundamentally different from every other race in hyrule that it ends up being very isolating for her. When we see her attempt to connect to link as an adult, it's clear she's unable to process the fact that he's been traumatized and irreparably changed. to her, it's like she saw him happy and smiling one minute and completely shut down the next--it seems almost IRRATIONAL to her that he would be so deeply changed, because to her everything that has happened to him happened in barely the blink of an eye. it puts her at odds with him despite her infatuation, because the version of him that she loves is a version he will likely never be able to return to, and she will likely never be able to understand why.
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Kinda sad to think about, but I wonder if I’d have been more likely to get into engineering type stuff if sexism wasn’t a thing…
Like no one’s ever stopped me from doing things like that, but I’d still say to myself in my head that I would be out of place for doing it for whatever reason :[
It’s weird tho, cause in most other areas of life I don’t usually give a damn about gender expectations and all that, but in the subject of technology I still ended up feeling like It’s not something I should pursue.
Been trying to remove that kind of thinking from my head, but it’s hard sometimes. It gets a bit lonely feeling like an exception to things rather than being welcomed.
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As a sort of extension to what I’m talking about, I’ve noticed that people like to say things that are progressive in one way or another, but then will still silently operate on principles that reflect the opposite (because of societal influence).
This isn’t something I’m exempt from, and no one truly is because of how social we are as a species, but I do wish more people were able to let themselves do without it and stop limiting themselves and others more often.
In that regard I still often feel lonely existing as a girl that doesn’t buy into the things we’re so often silently and not so silently pushed into doing. There are a lot of things that I feel some kind of pressure to participate in despite my disinterest. Mostly because I feel like I become more of an outsider within my gender for not doing them.
(Btw, I’m not exactly the most cis girl, but what I’m talking about here notably calls upon that kind of experience 👍)
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