#the ex wives </3

[creppersfunpalooza]

at this point i have more ideas for the Everything Is Normal au than the actual main plot of Hypercluster

#hypercluster #crep’s ocs #im sure nothing goes wrong #the ex wives </3 #not just them either #i lost everything in the divorce /ref #transfem clown girl my beloved #god how am i making LOON angst now is that what life has come to #don’t get me wrong she has plenty of angst material but the fact it’s stemming from this is still insane

[youngexwivesclub]

Im not ready for her to leave 😭

#lesbian #lgbtq #renee rapp #reneé rapp #queer #young ex wives #leighton murray #regina george #slocg #mean girls 2024 #leaving #season 3 #sex lives of college girls

[hollis-art]

ineffable wives <3

#ineffable wives #good omens #good omens fanart #fanart #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #art #i wanted to do the fem 60s thing but i think aziraphale would look the exact same so that's what i did :) #i made crowley a bit of a hippie bc i think they'd think the fashion would be fun (ex: bildad) <3 #their feet are colored that way bc of the “snake-skin shoes” comment thing from the book btw. no clue if that's clear at all

[cometrose]

zhongli next lantern rite: oh no my 4th ex husband is here i must hide!

#zhongli #genshin impact #azhdaha is obviously the first very very messy blown up divorce #house was torn about tears were shed screaming match #venti was a on and off divorce accelerated by his 500 year long coma #neuvi the 3rd wants to take him to court #my poor pookie #what about his ex wives you ask? dead!!!! #he’s been widowed hmm let’s say twice and divorced 3 times

[docheros]

i hope we get a canon look of stacy with canon personality and backstory and interests, not bc i want all of our representations of her to die out, but bc i want a leader to the Stacy Council

#chase goes into the basement with a knife thinking it's anti #just to see his canon ex-wife and his fanon ex-wives all in cloaks around a pentagram #and he's like THE FUCK YOU DOING #and they're like um... girl activities <3 #i'm talking!!

[mangotortoise]

This came to me in a fucking nightmare

#Criminal minds #Criminal minds memes #Shitpost #Fandom shitpost #No spoilers please I'm only on S5 and I know he has 3 ex wives #David Rossi #Incorrect Quotes

[awkward-but-nice]

bo-katan is 100% gay for the armorer, but her and koska are exes and you can't convince me otherwise

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian season 3 #sorry but those looks between them just SCREAMS ex wives who are on good terms with eachother #bo katan kryze #koska reeves

[master-k0hga]

Sooga: Everybody always asks "WHERE is Sooga", "WHO is Sooga"

Sooga: But they never ask how is Sooga. . . .

Kohga:

Kohga:

Kohga: Worst date of my life

#Sooga #Kohga #... #See #This #This works cuz #My Kohga HC be that he's still a 20 something yr old lil bitch with a short attention span #Too busy texting his ex on his phone while dating a timid old ass man #Sooga is like one of them boomers who could get with the memes and stuff yet still not understand anything #And is a sad man cuz he's had like 3 other divorces that weren't actually toxic marriages #But /sigh #'' My miss my ex wives Kohga. I miss them a lot '' #I just wanted the ''nobody asks how the dog doin' meme outta my head so uh... #Yeah there we go #Will anybody ask how the Sooga doin' now? #Plz #He's going through a lot he needs pep talk dating this weirdo millennial who he's actually in love with #No. No shut up I always pictured Sooga as literally like the old man in their dynamic and I'm still mad Koei like.... #Completely cancelled out my headcanons with the DLC after those years... Salty asf and clearly last minute #Like genuinely I felt barely any emotion when Kohga had no choice but to run off crying when Sooga risked his life #At least like... ACKNOWLEDGE he potentially lost an eye during one of the many times he protected Kohga #......... Hence why my original thought was that they accidentally met in the desert during a Yiga treasure hunt or something #And like a molduga went to go eat Kohga before a travelling pre right hand Sooga comes around and kills it. However losing an eye in the #Process after mis judging a swing at the beast.. Kohga had feelings obviously IMMEDIATELY after but was acting VERY tsundere and sus about #It... Ofc agreeing to let him into the clan and ''polishing his skills'' and stuff... and then bam #...... Anyways.....

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

powerwalking towards the campfire bc Hosea is talking about his father but Mary-Beth stops me to ask about Mary Gillis and I don’t want to skip that conversation either

#rdr2 #helllpppp #I think I retained the gist of both conversations but helllpppp #Mary-Beth encouraged me to get over Mary Ex and Arthur was a little too quick to be like Oh yeah I'm totally 100% over her #I don't think Mary-Beth was convinced #meanwhile Hosea is talking about how he only ever saw his dad about 3 months in his life. incredible man had way too many wives #never did an honest day's work in his life #Hosea loved him #Arthur: I would love to meet the man behind the man! #Hosea suddenly tired: well if you do remind him that he has a son #:'0 #also this conversation STARTED with Hosea audibly wondering how many more years he has left to live #'maybe 5' #BRO.... #personal (ok to rb)

[istanbulite]

sometimes i feel like its strange making Eos (my Astoria MC) so accomplished at 27 but theres a canon character Vivienne Tang who s what she is at... 26 so like... Nah

#im a baby at 25 compared to both sgchcvchvhxgvbvcbbh #lovestruck #afk mc #ty Vivienne for validating me just by existing n being popular #astoria fate's kiss #queen of thieves #every character there was like...yeah stopped world war 3 n have 10 ex wives *is 23* #xx #oc: eos #that said im toning her down a lil

[maiteo]

idk if i ever told you but a man who likes to think of himself as my ex was a feecuh fan so you know i had to go ✈️ porto 🤭💙

WHEN EYE SAY I CANT LOSEEEE🗣️

my portoganda deserves a noble peace prize or sum!!💙🐉

#answered #likes to think of himself as my ex SCREAMSNZJA #all my wives PORTISTAS IM SOOOO🤭🤸🏽‍♀️💙🐉😜 #omgg amor my mamas flight to porto is next week we’re hopping on! group holiday honeymoon in porto who tf says no #whitmatized<3 #i love you i love you I love you🤭🫂💜

[gaycinema]

i was at this grad party for a friend of my gfs and we were talking abt relationships and i made a joke about how i think im meant to get divorced like i feel like im meant to be someone’s ex wife. and one of the girls was like what no don’t say that :( and I was like naur im not trying to be self deprecating i just think getting divorced is in my future. i marry rich i get divorced i get half the money. im in a complex love-hate relationship with my ex wife and the cat we have joint custody over. it’s spicy it’s fun i get alimony checks. i can always get married again. come on

#in my head i was like if this was a party full of other gay ppl they wld have Understood my vision and laughed at the joke a little🙄 #my gf agreed that we would make great ex wives. she gets me fr<3

[youngexwivesclub]

#lesbian #lgbtq #renee rapp #reneé rapp #queer #young ex wives #leighton murray #slocg #sex lives of college girls #season 3 #behind the scenes #short hair

[leotanaka]

there's just something about bek saying terese has never felt a sense of security with paul and never would and stefan saying it was a condition for him & bek when the show put paul/terese together that they never be allowed to be a happy couple/family.

#neighbours #neighbourstv #i said it at the time but i'm certain the only reason they actually put them together and made them ''happy'' was because #1) they wanted the drama and fall out with leo; #2) wanted the ex-wives plot; and #3) they were killing off sonya and destroying toadie/sonya and needed another popular ship on the show to take their place

[noonslullabies]

the only reason i haven't jumped into the stampede fun is that I'll probably turn the old man into knive's uncle figure.

#yes to fuck with vash's head #nai brings the old man back from the dead #who was already dying so now hes free to drink & smoke as much as he want #i can smoke weed right #they aren't your siblings or anything #nai gets him weed to shut him up #as weed goes #he does not shut up #noon & trigun #also the og polycule #i loved them as a kid whenever the rare trigun episode came on adult swim #and now i know what that vibe is called polyamory #also milly is everything #so freaking cool #she has a sailor Jupiter vibe #why uncle #because dad's shouldn't harass their kids to get dad his pot #humanity is saved by its worst example #that became a plant frankenstein #...his 3 ex-wives are not impressed by his new digs #noon's aus #they do get very pretty pity flowers from nai because the old man is at fault #((nai may have built rem as a villainess but if he reunited with him she'd still act the same and tell him how much he's grown)) #<- like that one fanart like dammit its canon for me

[barryroyco]

fear is a huge element of house and wilson’s relationship. because everyone is like “house is afraid to lose wilson because nobody else will put up with him” but literally nobody puts up with and loves wilson as authentically as house. he truly loves the good and bad of him. wilson has 3 ex wives to prove nobody wants to put up with him either. house pushes people away, wilson welcomes them with open arms and they STILL leave so, no matter how much they say nobody will put up with house, the same is true for wilson as well.

#house md #james wilson #dr house #dr wilson #greg house #gregory house #hilson #house/wilson