#no i dont know how courts work

[years-of-minecraft]

So, Team Ranchers, today your Team T.I.E.S. Tango of the Tek variety has committed direct crimes against your Bad Boys Jimmy ‘Tim’ Solidarity by means of blowing up his Bad Boys Bread Bridge (alias Grainbow Road) and put him in a mourning period. 

Meanwhile, Flower husbands, your one Mean Gills Scott Dangthatsalongname S. Smajor (1995) has assisted your Bad Boys Jimmy ‘Tim’ Solidarity by locating his missing toad [by the name of Judge Judy and Executioner] before the animal was then killed by one Noisy Neighbors Pearlescent Moon.

Team Ranchers how do you plead?

#flower husbands #flower ranchers #team ranchers #scott has so many names #how dare he #this is my joke court case #no i dont know how courts work #how could you tell #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #limited life #limited life smp #limited life smp spoilers #llsmp spoilers #llsmp #trafficblr #traffic smp #traffic shipping #trafficshipping #i guess its shipping? #im just being dumb my guys ill be real

[miwtual]

im so fucking tired of the disrespect gifmakers get on the gifmaker website

#kai.txt #negativity tw #(sorry these are gonna be a lot of tags. i have a lot of feelings and i dont know where else to put them) #we make gifs and nobody reblogs them #when they do get reblogged all people want to tell you is that your gifs arent good enough to them and rip it to shreds #'you're missing x' 'why didnt you do y' 'if i made this i would have abc' 'hey op ur wrong and this is why' 'i dont like this op' #reposters dont even reblog your fucking gifset but they'll save your gifs to repost later asking for how to do something #that they could have asked you how to do in the fucking first place #we reblog ourselves constantly because nobody else will and maybe to make our work look like it has more notes than it does #to make ourselves feel better about the lack of interaction we're getting #and then when we TALK about this frustration we have. people who are too afraid to say it to our faces #go on anon in our askboxes and tell us how we're somehow selfish for wanting people to interact with the sets #that we spent time on. hours. days. WEEKS in some cases #or we get anons who tell us the reason we dont have notes are because we arent good at gifmaking in the first place #but this is all on anon. because they're too scared to tell it to our faces #they're too scared for us to see that they ARENT a gifmaker and that they dont know how to do it any better either #they dont see us as people doing something we love as a hobby. they see us as content machines that dance like court jesters #im just so fucking tired of the disrespect #and this sentiment goes for more than just gifmakers. graphicmakers. artists. literally any creative hobby shared on this site #we get treated like shit and for what? literally for fucking what.

[mildew-dread-mold]

a fucking groundbreaking thought...twinyards trivia night...

andrew has eidetic memory and aaron is a fucking nerd who seems like he would write "as a person with an unquenchable appetite for knowledge,," on his college application and wouldn't even need to lie about it.

so every tuesday evening they go downtown and find restaurants with trivia events and then they fucking dominate.

edit: i bet they're also friends with some of the old ladies who are regulars at certain restaurants they also frequently go to. the old ladies think they're very smart and handsome young men and ask for pictures of their boyfriend/girlfriend.

#trivia and trivia adjacent games are banned from fox game nights #also yeah i know theyre on scholarship so so idk if aaron ended up writing an essay #but there is probably a google docs draft at least where he started one #i dont know how sports scholarships work #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #all for the game #aftg #aftg hc #twinyards #the foxhole court #tfc #the raven king #trk #the kings men #tkm

[yunogf]

coverboy 1997

for my best girl @butterflyutas / lipstick insp.

#nctinc #jaehyunnet #jaehyun #mine*works #mine*gfx #gfx #this ones for chloe <33333333 #shes always so supportive of me even when i bring her all 328698925820 of my ideas but then never turn them into anything #love u girliel :(<3 #also if yall saw me post this earlier no u didnt &i will testify as so in court #tumblr didn't update my draft &then the format was all weierd #anyways here these r <3 #now pls dont look at the first one i posted anymore look at these ive learned how to use photoshop since then xkjbxk #let me know yalls favs #i tried to make fun suggestive captions w out being weird yk xjxkjbx #might make a whole set for 127 bc ik theres some perfect taeyong or johnny pics for this

[inamagicalhallucination]

merlin but after the merlin-morgana-arthur flower scene where arthur got all jealous, merlin makes sure to give a flower to arthur every time he goes to get herbs

just like

arthur teasingly asking merlin if any one of those flowers are for him when he sees merlin with a bag full not at all expecting merlin to just smile at him and take out a flower and give it to him

sometimes merlin will put it in a vase 

sometimes he’ll give it to arthur when he wakes him up

he once put it into his chainmail 

there’s one scene where the sun is shining on arthur’s hair and merlin thinks that the flower in his hand would look really pretty on arthur so he tucks it behind his ear

its such a habit its not uncommon to see merlin dragging himself into arthur’s chambers at night just to give him a flower because he went on his herb run at night

anyway

the first few times arthur thinks merlin’s making fun of him but like merlin never laughs or smirks he just shoots arthur a smile and continues on as if its normal for manservants to give flowers to the prince

and then one day he’s like “oh shit im being courted thats what this means” and he’d probably kill himself before admitting it but he finds merlin’s strange attempt at courting adorable so he starts making it clear to merlin that he likes him too and wants to be with merlin forever if merlin lets him

and honestly merlin does not know why arthur is suddenly holding his hand or kissing his cheek or telling him he has pretty eyes or acting like theyre lovers but he’s also not complaining

#i dont know shit about how courting worked back in the olden days but i also dont care #theyre dating #merlin doesn't know how or why but he likes arthur #merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #merthur au #merthur headcanon #merlin bbc #merlin headcanons #arthur pendragon #bbc arthur #prince arthur #merlin x arthur #arthur x merlin

[lunarharp]

"Found out" set in kind of a made-up chapter where the girls are in trouble, or something.

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i hate having a strong cinematic image in your mind for months..working hours on it..& at the end looking you have to be like “Sure. :/" #i'm especially unsatisfied with the beginning and the end and how i can't get eyebrows to work as i want #but i dont care any more... this is probably the comic that has given me the most trouble ever i just dont care #i barely even care whatsoever if anyone even sees this..Ugh..but at least i can move on to the next era now #i'm just annoyed i cant get out good enough my image of qifrey flinching bc he thinks oru will hit him but then he is not hit #i feel like sensei will do something along these lines. i want to see what she will do. #there are also other variations i have in my mind. i just want to know #i just don't want it to happen with qifrey on his deathbed or something. but it possibly will. I DONT EVEN KNOW. #i have another very cinematic image in my mind for something sort of along those lines which i will do soon. it never ends... #btw after this is probably my fics. yeah.... i think it has to be my fics. jasmine sort of goes along these lines #i need that space for dialogue. look - i'm a writer. this is HARD for me. so i am really glad i had the space and freedom of words #to process all the feelings. but i tried to get something out in a quick visual space too. <- me defending myself to myself at cai court #anyway going along the lines of 'Jasmine' - they talk this out and argue and cry and oru pushes the hat at him and tells him #why not just erase every memory i have of you then. That would be easier for us all wouldn't it? #they kiss and sob and kiss and lie outside in the flowers for many hours in that one. and then there's 'Deep End' where it turns out #way way way way more time and words is needed for this actually and that's upsetting for everyone. #the destruction of the hat is certainly another path to take. Can you make this work without that hat going up in flames? #something you have always had and have been clinging to will have to be destroyed. You have to lose something now. This is the crux qifrey #I CANT GET IT OUT IN ONE COMIC!!! I CANT DRAW IT OUT!!!! I NEEDED THOSE FICS!!!! PRAISE WORDS!!!! whatever im going to have dinner now

[anotherpapercut]

the girlbossification of ruth bader ginsburg has to be one of the most just plain annoying aspects of white liberal feminism. like it's not as actively harmful as a lot of other shit obviously. but it is soooooo annoying. if I never see another notorious rbg tote bag as long as I live it will be too soon

#her opinions and amicus' in many cases were iconic! not denying that certainly. she is absolutely AMONG the better justices in us history #HOWEVER her record on policing/the carceral system is very bad! genuinely bad! #and she just would not hold the conservative justices accountable. her and kagan are way too placating #and then she refused to retire in 2009 when there was a sitting democratic president and a fucking DEMOCRATIC SUPER MAJORITY #saying basically that no one else could do the job as well as her which is insane because sotomayor and KBJ literally are better :/ #its also unbelievably conceited and just incredibly fucking selfish to knowingly doom the country because you think youre hot shit #started ranting abt this at work bc literally any talk even adjacent to the supreme court will set me off abt all of us court history #and my coworker was like 'well i dont think its very fair that she had to have that much riding on her decision to retire' #it literally is fair because that is the fucking job that she signed up for. this has literally always been how it fucking works #its a lifetime appointment. you either die unexpectedly or retire strategically #she accepted a position in which the entire country would depend on her but its not fair for the entire country to depend on her??? #bullshit #im not fucking buying it. she did this knowing roe would likely be struck down as a result #she should absolutely be held accountable for that lmfao. you can know that she had a hand in a lot of great decisions for this country #while also knowing that she did a fucked up and extremely selfish thing

[boydsjosten]

Neil Josten

and the I cant draw backgrounds backgrounds. <3

#I started this at 1am and had to finish #i think i worked around like. 5 hours on it in total #I really like how he turned out #but i hate that i still dont know how to draw background scenes #until i do you get the squiggles #anyways give it up for neil abram josten everybody #aftg #aftg fanart #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #fanart #neil josten #the raven king #the kings men #art #digital art #mine #nora sakavic #andreil

[end-orfino]

droners might have some flaws but i really think that if someone wants to write a proper rivals to lovers dynamic then they should study whatever hannah and corto have as a reference

#like just. i have heard a bunch of people complain about enemies to lovers dynamics sometimes accidentally turning out to just be toxic #because of the writers not nailing down the jackpot of the hostility from both parties being balanced #and also other reasons. and i myself have my own too. bcs its just not an easy dynamic to write #but genuiely so far? so far these two have none of these issues #their relationship goes from hating each other to considering each other a more respected rival to genuine friends in a great way that- #-doesnt feel rushed or unnatural #and they're unified by having far more similarities than you'd think they'd have at first glance. which was both why they hated each other #and why they work so great now that they're friends #AND their haterism towards each other back when they werent friends was very balanced and equal. they both hated each others guts lmao #and now that they're friends they still bicker but it was said directly that now its just how they act when racing is involved & theyre- #competing against each other. like that one 'best friends off court sworn enemies on it. athletes understand' meme #and outside of it they're genuiely friends and like each other #and EVEN DURING RACING. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MECHANIX RACE #their bickering during the race is pure fun for them they're LAUGHING TOGETHER it's so great #PLUS THE SHOW WENT OUT OF ITS WAY MORE THAN ONCE TO SHOW HOW WELL THEY CAN SYNCHRONIZE. #HOW WELL THEY CAN WORK TOGETHER. #i could say more. i could say more about them. but just know that the droners yuri is real #for the record though they're not. canon. i dont want to queerbait anyone on accident. #but i havent seen a single fan that wouldnt agree that they have something going on there #which even with a fandom this small is saying something

[perfectly-uncapable]

i know it's still 4 days but ALL week i have been vibrating with exitement and i swear it keeps getting more intense...i have NEVER felt this way about a show dropping, i am invested in every grain of information, i get emotional at half of the interviews i watch...unironically the "unfollow me now" tweet....my surroundings are NOT ready for the person im going to become the next weeks

#percy jackson #my gf yesterday: 'maybe i should at least watch that show too or maybe read the books' #my love i dont think you know how insane i am about this #i havent felt this way since i was 14 #only one who remotely understands it is my little sister #also i have full on uni exams coming up 👍 #masters thesis is sitting there begging me to stop watching interviews and actually work on it #sorry inter american court of human rights my childhood is coming back for a second

[420fps]

could not give less of a fuck if tubbo and dream are still on good speaking terms.

#genuinely i dont think ANYONE but dream knows for sure if the allegations are true or not. #and what are all the ccs to do until things swing one way or the other? nothing? stay immobilized or alienate dream entirely? #shits dumb. #plus imo if they are true and theyve taken to court: dreams probably gonna offer to pay amanda off and thats probably gonna work. #and then if shes the only one. that'll be the end of it. #im not putting any moral judgement on that it's just how it is. #dreamwastaken #dream minecraft #discourse #tubbo #mine #anyway just let people exist for gods sake. what will be will be.

[bluupxels]

everytime i get notes on the eevee legacy i get reminded of how ive been wanting to update it for like 4 years imagine doing things

#2 text posts in quick succession (hehe) sowwy im just thimkgin #i started to update in in a word doc but lost steam #making a challenge is hard!!! #idk how people whip them out and have them be good #i know i can ask for help but the problem is i dont have the Inspiration to work on it #i also need everything to be as accurate to the eeveelutions as possible so it takes longer for me to come up with things #and trying to make it work for ppl without packs #le sigh #someday ill do it!! maybe game freak will have added more eeveelutions by then 🥴 #*never gets updated* #court rambles #edit: i just noticed that i used the wrong their on the post thats so fucking embarrassing i made it when i was 20 like girl...

[maybelacrimosa]

#batman #batfamily #court of owls #talon #what we do in the shadows #meme #my art #shitpost #the court of owls dont know how clowns work #I think at least one of them would convince themselves that a superbowl party was to honour a superb owl

[sprucewoodmpreg]

Alright, love the idea bdubs will sever the bond, but alternatively: Impulse finds the apple and sells it to Scott and/or Cleo, 2 birds 1 stone, he gets rid of the divorce papers and saves at least one pairing from killing each other.

DIVORCE PAPERS......most valuable item on the server amen!!!! cant wait 4 the next episode of double life [DIVORCE COURT HEARING HOSTED BY IMPULSE]

#dont know how divorce court hearings work. maybe i just made that up. i'd still like to see it happen though

[valentines-virgil]

If I interpreted the conversations correctly, the numbers given to the hargreeves children can be changed and represent status and how 'useful' their powers are

Then how. How did Reginald assign the numbers to the umbrellas. What was he on.

Personally, I would have ranked Allison and Five higher up, idk what Reginald was on about

#didnt have any powers #leaving out Victor since he growing up #but I would have put someone who can make the heads of an enire group explode over someone who can control how a knife flies #as well as the kid who could murder an entire room within seconds if given the proper training #idk I like Diego but I dont quite get how he is Number 2 based on Power #also arent Number 2's supposed to be supporting the 1's and be co-leader? #Reg kinda screwed up there considering Luther and Diegos relationship early on #but then again. when didnt he screw up #Klaus could have done so much if he was less traumatized and had recieved better training #not only in fights but also with their mission to fight crime #he could have been invited to court to call forth a murder victim and get justice #mass murderer cases? Solved easily #plus it would give the spirits peace & give him a good rep both with the living & the dead AND get him comfortable working with ghosts #but what do I know #I'm rambling #tua #tua s3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #fuck Reginald hargreeves #may he have the worst fate imaginable #shitpost #my post

[roughentumble]

god i know im never gonna get it but. i just wish for an accidental warlord AU where geralt has to work with dijkstra, like. they would both hate it, so much, but the up and coming nature of geralt's kingdom intrigues dijkstra, and dijkstra is clever with politics in a way that geralt will never ever be, and they meet in the middle shockingly often but from entirely different angles-- not subjugating your people, on geralt's end because it's what's right, and from dijkstra's end because it makes them less likely to revolt. dijkstra doesnt care if it's a human right's violation as long as it serves him, but he's clever enough to know how a well-educated people can serve his needs better, that oppressing mages in wartime means lots of powerful people defecting to the enemy. they dont agree, they clash, but they find ways to work together!! geralt getting that strong, powerful kingdom by working together with the guy who helped transform redania into a place with "a strong state and healthy commerce, manufacturing, solid alliances, progressive science, and fair, independent courts than hand down just judgements."

like im sorry but. geralt(good, just, willing to put his foot down in the name of what's right, fucking foolish when it comes to matters of state) forced to work with dijkstra(a douchebag, dont get it twisted, but one with vision on how to make and maintain a functional country, willing to do the dirty work of being spymaster) to create a good fucking kingdom would be so fucking compelling

#witcher tag #ogc tag #hello hello can anyone here me i dont know how kingdoms work or even enough about dijkstra to pull this off #but it lives rent free in my mind for the love of god hello #geralt can still kiss jaskier he can still have yen as his court mage and eskel as his right hand & vesemir to sit in his council meetings #but dojkstra can be there too he can be there and he will say such interesting things if you let him!!!!!