" Good afternoon, Agent 47. Your destination is the lovely coastal city of New Haven, Connecticut, home to the state's "cultural epicenter", including such institutions as the Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History, and the Yale Center for British Art. However, this trip is not one for sightseeing.
Your target is a man named Gary Miller—Notorious in his youth for his troubles with law enforcement, he's now become something of an idol amongst the town's more rebellious netizens. This is not to say his ideals are not admirable, however. Rather, our client has uncovered key intel linking Miller to a series of disappearances and ritualistic sacrifices. The goal? Completing something known as the Profane Sabbath, which would—according to historic texts on the matter—supposedly bring about the Antichrist. I know you were once a religious man, so take this information as you will. Scrupulous and opportunistic, Miller has shown to be dangerous. Our primary focus is to bring down Miller and put an end to these kidnappings, many of which target young, vulnerable people; primarily women.
The apartment complex Miller is alleged to operate from is hostile and highly alert; cults are rarely fond of outsiders within their perimeter. To get inside, you will need to get creative. Tread carefully, and good luck, 47. "
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For the ask meme: YQY!
a song that reminds me of them: and i won't stop saying it!!
what they smell like: probably his preferred incense scent, i don't really know enough to say what he'd use :/
an otp: qijiu obvi
a notp: haven't come across one!
favorite platonic/familial relationships: all the peak lords!!! ride or dies!!!!
a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: i honestly don't interact with fandom enough to know sjdklfdf
the position they sleep in: a slightly odd position that became habitual when he was recovering from his wounds
a crossover au i’d love to see them in: hmmmmmmmm. ohohoh okay-- so back when i was a wee preteen my first great anime love was fushigi yuugi, which is about a girl who transmigrates into an ancient chinese novel. the emperor character has been told from birth he's destined to marry the priestess from another world, but she picks the male lead, naturally. there's some YQY juice there, I bet, especially if you do something a la scum villain with transmigrating into an existing character.
my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn: he deserves more canonical outfits :(
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🌝 📊🏅
🌝 Who is one character you haven’t yet written for that you would like to?
Somehow I have never written any proper Critical Role Campaign 2 fic (unless you count the short crossover oneshot with Caleb Widogast and Hunter from TOH, which, by the way, is so much funnier now that we know Hunter is a clone of a man named Caleb Wittebane), which means I never written either of my boys Fjord or Caduceus!
I have somewhat entertained a short multichapter story focused on them figuring out exactly who and what they are to each other, feat. qpr-ish overtones and some complicated aspec self-discovery, but I just haven't hit the right intersection of inspiration and motivation for that one. Someday, maybe! They are both such important characters to me, it's kind of wild I haven't written any fic involving either of them.
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Apparently Moldova’s song is about train schedules. so naturally Dracula would love it
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playing the sonic murder mystery game
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Could I ask you to make a more accessible version of the cringetober prompt list? Not eyestrainy & transcripted, or just text-only
Thank you for its existence!
[ID: A prompt list on a rainbow gradient background with various doodles and computer popups decorating the canvas. The title reads "Cringetober 2023" in all caps. Underneath are two subtitles that read: "credit to sleeprann for making the first cringetober [heart emoticon]. 2023 template made by awestin martinez (i cry ink)". The prompt list of 31 items reads as follows:
Day 1. Heterochromia
Day 2. Self Insert
Day 3. Unnecessarily Complex Fit
Day 4. Angel x Demon
Day 5. MS Paint
Day 6. Neko (or other animal features)
Day 7. Pinterest Art Base
Day 8. Tumblr Sexyman
Day 9. Crossover Ship/Rarepair
Day 10. Fursona
Day 11. Yandere
Day 12. Niche Interest
Day 13. Creepypasta
Day 14. Candygore
Day 15. Song Lyrics
Day 16. Objecthead
Day 17. Fake Anime Screenshot
Day 18. Old Art Redraw
Day 19. Dolls/Puppets/etc
Day 20. Hananaki Disease
Day 21. 100% Saturation [written in all caps]
Day 22. Maid Dress/Sailor Uniform
Day 23. Memes [stylized so that the S is in brackets]
Day 24. MLP
Day 25. Gijinka
Day 26. all edge no point
Day 27. Babygirl Pose
Day 28. Alt Fashion
Day 29. Hot Villain (bonus points if woman)
Day 30. Videogame (undertale, FNAF, etc)
Day 31. Halloween! [written in all caps]
End ID]
Credit to @piplupod for the ID!
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