jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years
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Oh boy this one is a doozy for people who don't know the ARG
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RIP Michael Distortion you would have loved needle guy
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what if i was a disembodied text-to-speech voice in an outdated computer program and you were a disembodied text-to-speech voice in an outdated computer program and we were both boys
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I know that "hello Jon, apologies for the deception" is like the LINE from tma 160 and for good reason it was fucking amazing. But the line that just *gets* me that i think back to all the time is this
Especially with Jons cry cackle afterwards. Like fuck everything truly did go *wrong* what a fucking banger of a final line to the season
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MAG039 - infestation
and then i burst into tears and collapse on the floor in a sad, inconsolable heap
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My personal favorite is “supplemental: I’ve broken into Gertrude’s flat”
Oh also Martin finding the pictures Jon took of Tim’s house 😭
Unhinged Jon will forever be the funniest Jon, man was really out roaming the tunnels and stalking his coworkers like there was no tomorrow
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listening to the magnus archives is so fun because there will be this character who has spent his whole life letting other people put him down and just going along with what they said for the fear of being unwanted but when faced with the literal concept of loneliness threatening to overtake him he says “no, no more. i was manipulating YOU.” to this god like creature and it’s such a powerful moment but you can’t take it seriously bc also there’s a man running through a hall somewhere going “MAHHTINNNNN” and also said god like creature is arguing with another god like creature (who is his (ex?) husband) over a fucking BET they made regarding who got to end the world and keep aforementioned character’s boyfriend
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“The third text-to-speech is Elias!” “The third text-to-speech is Annabelle!” All good theories, I love it, and the voices have massive eye and/or web vibes (leaving out that the distribution of entities might be entirely different in the tmagp ‘verse) — but in the og casting announcement, Tim Fearon is listed as voicing the third glitched out character alongside Alex and Jonny, who we’ve never heard in Magnus before.
So if we assume that he is voicing Augustus, that means it’s a new voice.
Of course, there’s the option that it’s one of the new Big Bads for the series, and if so, I’m excited for when we get to meet them because evil text-to-speech program? Hell yes.
But but but!! Consider, please:
We never got to hear Jonah’s actual voice. We only ever hear Elias’s voice being used by Jonah.
So if Chester and Norris have jmart’s disembodied voices, Augustus could have Jonah’s, and it would be a voice we’ve never heard before
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hey gamers. can you guess what crazy wacky thing i omitted from this wip because my boyfriend isn’t caught up yet?
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