Nature of the Human Soul (Book 1) Chapter Ten
Platonic! Hazbin Hotel x Teen! Reader
Father Figure! Alastor x Teen! Reader
Chapter Ten: Deals and Darling Overlords
Summary: After a disastrous meeting with Heaven, Alastor offers Charlie a solution to the extermination problem. (Y/N) meets a new overlord.
The portal to Heaven opened up again, and everyone looked at it expectantly. Charlie and Vaggie stepped through, one after the other. Instantly, everyone frowned. Charlie was refusing to look at Vaggie, and Vaggie looked uncomfortable and gazed at Charlie sorrowfully.
“What the fuck happened you two?” asked Angel, as tactless as ever.
“The, uh, meeting with Heaven didn’t go well,” said Vaggie quietly.
“What?” said Husk, frowning.
Charlie crossed her arms, looking down. “The extermination is still coming, and Adam is coming for the hotel first.”
“He’s what?” said (Y/N), blinking.
“And I just discovered I’ve been lied to,” said Charlie sadly.
“Charlie—” Vaggie reached out.
“You should have told me!” said Charlie.
“Uh oh,” said Angel, looking between them.
“I wasn’t sure how to,” said Vaggie.
“You were an exorcist!” said Charlie. She turned away. “And you didn’t say anything to me.” She ran up the stairs before anything else could be said.
Vaggie looked down sadly before glancing up. She cringed as she felt the weight of everyone’s eyes on her.
“You were an exorcist?” said Husk, narrowing his eyes.
“I was,” admitted Vaggie. “But I…I stopped. I couldn’t hurt someone, and I was punished for it.” She touched her missing eye for a moment. “I don’t regret it, though. The exorcists…they’re in the wrong.” She looked at the group. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell anyone. I wasn’t sure how. But I swear, I’m here to protect you and help you. You’re my friends.”
“…Okay.” (Y/N) nodded.
“Okay?” repeated Vaggie.
“I believe you. I don’t think you’d still be here if you didn’t really believe in Charlie and the hotel,” said (Y/N). “So I believe that you know you were in the wrong as an exorcist.”
Husk shrugged and crossed his arms. “You’re intense and mean as fuck sometimes, but you’re not that bad.”
“I agree!” said Pentious.
“I guess you’re fine, toots,” said Angel. “And who hasn’t done some bad stuff? We’re in Hell for a reason.”
Vaggie smiled slightly. She was still accepted.
“So, like, where are your wings?” Niffty went straight to her own curiosity.
Vaggie deadpanned. “Niffty, I don’t have—”
“Did you ever think maybe she’s sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?” snickered Angel. He was right back to making fun of Vaggie.
“Yeah. Where are your tits?” said Niffty, attempting to look down Vaggie’s shirt.
Vaggie sighed, back to being annoyed by everyone. “Any other questions?”
“I got one.” Husk had settled in a chair with a drink. “How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?”
“It’s not her fault,” said Vaggie. “Angels are just—”
“Jerks?” suggested (Y/N).
“—difficult,” said Vaggie. “But Charlie’s trying her best.”
“That’s turning out real well right now,” muttered Husk.
“And what is Miss Fearless Leader doing? Is she running away from the situation? Should we be doing that?” said Angel. “Or is it time for another ‘doomed-to-fail’ plan?”
“She’s coming up with something, I’m sure,” said Vaggie. She frowned. “In our room. Alone.”
No one noticed Alastor melt into the shadows.
“What could she possibly be coming up with this time?” said Husk. “The exorcists are coming sooner than ever. They’re coming for us. There is no way to fix this.”
“I’m sure there is,” said Vaggie. “We just haven’t found it yet.”
“I have a question,” said (Y/N).
“What?” said Angel.
“Does no one ever fight the angels?” they asked, twirling a vine around their finger.
“Angels can’t be harmed. They can give us our final deaths, and we can’t do shit to them,” said Angel, rolling his eyes.
(Y/N) frowned. “So we’re just supposed to sit here and die?”
“That’s what Heaven wants,” growled Husk.
“That’s super shitty,” said (Y/N).
“Life is shitty,” said Angel. “And the afterlife.”
“At leassst our sssituation can’t get any worssse,” said Pentious.
On cue, a green light enveloped the entire hotel. Voodoo symbols glowed on the roof, and magical energy hummed in the air, ominous and foreboding.
“No, no!” shouted Vaggie worriedly, running upstairs towards her and Charlie’s room.
(Y/N) didn’t waste a second and ran up after her, determined to understand what was going on. They arrived at the hotel room a moment after Vaggie. The green light had subsided, and Alastor was walking out with a self-satisfied grin.
“Ah, (Y/N), perfect timing,” said Alastor. “You and I are running an errand with Charlie.”
“What happened in there?” asked (Y/N), frowning.
“Just a little deal-making,” said Alastor cheerfully. He tapped (Y/N)’s head with his cane lightly. “Now turn that frown upside-down. We’re never fully dressed without a smile, remember?”
“Right, right,” said (Y/N), putting on a smile.
“Good,” said Alastor, leading the way downstairs.
“What errand are we running?” asked (Y/N).
“Exorcists can be killed with angelic weapons,” said Alastor.
I knew there had to be a way to fight back, thought (Y/N).
“We need numbers to fight, so that’s what we’re going to get,” said Alastor. His grin widened and became genuine. “We’re visiting an old friend of mine.”
(Y/N) was about to ask if this friend would cause trouble like Mimzy, but Charlie’s voice cut through, first.
“We have a job to do.”
Alastor and (Y/N) turned to see Charlie emerging from her room.
She looked back at Vaggie. “You with us?” Charlie didn’t wait for an answer and turned away. “Are you ready, Alastor?”
“Of course,” said Alastor. “And (Y/N) is coming with us.” He neglected to mention he had decided they were.
“Let’s go,” said Charlie, nodding firmly.
It was time to start the preparations for one of the biggest fights of their afterlives.
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(Y/N) glanced at the sign saying “Cannibal Town” as they walked with Charlie and Alastor in. They really shouldn’t be surprised, it was Hell, but they learned and saw new things every day in the afterlife.
Speaking of learning new things, (Y/N) was learning about Charlie’s current relationship issues as she rambled.
“Three years,” groaned Charlie. “Three years I’ve been sharing my life with her. And I tell her everything. My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits. What fucking deodorant I like. And she keeps something like this from me. Why would she lie for so long? Does she think I wouldn’t accept her? What about me, me, says un-understanding…misunderstanding? Disunder—wait, where are we?”
“Cannibal Town!” said Alastor brightly. “There’s a friend of mine I think you two should meet.” He linked arms with Charlie and (Y/N) and escorted them towards an emporium.
“In Cannibal Town? But it’s…” Charlie looked around and watched everyone going about their day with more decorum than many other places in the Pride Ring. “It’s…surprisingly nice here.”
“I like how calm it is,” said (Y/N). Compared to so many other places, it really was nice.
“Isn’t it, though?” agreed Alastor. “And it’s all thanks to a very special someone.” He pushed the doors of the emporium open, and the three stepped inside.
“Well, who hasn’t thought about eating their first husband?” A charmingly dressed demon with skeletal features laughed lightly. “I certainly would have if he didn’t taste so bad!” She smiled at her customer. “I tell you what. You bring old tall, dark, and armless to me, and I’ll straighten them right out, okay, sweetie? Now, here’s my card, and—” She noticed Alastor. “Oh my stars. Do my eyes deceive me?” She smiled with genuine joy.
Alastor waved, and (Y/N) noticed that he seemed truly pleased to see her.
“Alastor? Alastor!” The woman ran up. “Where have you been?” She grabbed Alastor’s shoulders, and he smiled as she spun him around affectionately. “These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and—” She noticed Charlie looking around. “Oh. Who’s this you brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she’s much to young for you,” she teased before laughing. “Oh, I’m just kidding. I know you’re an ace in the hole.”
“A what now?” said Alastor, completely clueless.
(Y/N) perked up. Alastor was asexual, like they were. That was…nice.
The demoness woman saw them behind Alastor, and her smile widened. “And you brought another friend? Alastor, you’ve been so sociable!” She grinned at (Y/N). “You’re adorable! Look at those roses—can I touch?” she asked.
“Uh, sure?” said (Y/N).
The demoness gently traced a rose on (Y/N)’s head, and (Y/N) felt a smile appear on their face. She was soft and kind. “How sweet! Oh, I love roses.”
(Y/N) really liked her energy. She felt comfortable to be around, calm and warm.
“But where are your manners, Mister?” said the woman, putting her hands on her hips and looking at Alastor. “Introduce us, why don’t you?”
“Ah, yes, Charlie, (Y/N), this is Rosie,” announced Alastor. “The most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord this side of the pentagram!”
Rosie curtsied. “Oh, always such a charmer.”
“And, Rosie, it’s my pleasure to introduce you first to Princess Charlie Morningstar—” Alastor pushed her forward “—daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell!”
“How do you do?” said Charlie nervously.
“Well, well, isn’t this a regal surprise?” said Rosie, smiling. “And what about the little rose demon?”
“This is (Y/N),” said Alastor. “My protégé.”
“Hi,” said (Y/N), smiling.
“A protégé?” Rosie raised a brow, running through all of her thoughts and opinions on that before smiling. “How nice! Alastor needs to make more friends. Now, come in, come in.” She pulled (Y/N) and Charlie farther into the emporium. “Can I offer you something to eat? I’m sure I have a leg around here or something. Oh, what am I thinking, that’s too heavy. How about something lighter on the stomach? How about some nice pinky fingers?”
“Um, no, no. Thank you, though,” said Charlie, staring at the pinky fingers.
“I’m alright, thank you,” said (Y/N), smiling.
“Oh, look at you two, so polite!” Rosie patted (Y/N) and Charlie on the head. “Alastor, you could learn a thing or two.” She pulled (Y/N) and Charlie to a sitting room. “Well, sit down, sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you.” Charlie sat down like a client, but before any business, Rosie grinned at Alastor. “You know, Alastor, I got a primo connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickings for a deal to be made.”
“I appreciate the offer, but we’re here on business of another kind,” said Alastor, gesturing to Charlie.
“Well, don’t keep me in suspense,” said Rosie. She picked up her teacup. “I’m a very busy woman.”
“Well, as you know…” Charlie cleared her throat and broke down into panic. “The extermination is coming early. It’ll be here in a month. And they’re coming for my hotel and my friends first. And I-I-I—”
“We need your help,” said (Y/N).
“Your cannibals’ help, at least, to fend off the attack,” added Alastor.
“Wow, when you ask a favor, you don’t start small, do you, Your Highness?” said Rosie. Charlie’s face fell, and Rosie smiled comfortingly. “Oh, now, don’t fret. I didn’t say I wouldn’t help, but I assume there’s more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed cannibals.”
“Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we’re done with them,” said Alastor. His grin sharpened. “And by the end, they will be able to eat their fill.”
“Well, in that case, sure. Why not?” chirped Rosie.
“Really?” said Charlie, eyes wide.
“Thank you,” said (Y/N), smiling.
“What can I say? I like your moxie, girl, and you’re just so sweet, darling,” said Rosie, smiling at Charlie and (Y/N). She grinned at Alastor, and the genuine friendship between the two was palpable. “And old Alastor has never done me wrong before.”
“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!” said Charlie.
“Yes, thanks,” agreed (Y/N), smiling. They might have a chance as long as they got the cannibals completely on their side and armed them.
(Y/N) had a chance to keep their family.
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