#spn posting

[hauntedpearl]

dean needs to complain about castiel's big beautiful cow eyes whenever he wants something/is in a situation/has just been yelled at more i think. because like he literally looks at you like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. wtf is that. lost comedy potential yet again. every time he's about to confront this guy he covers his eyes like he's walking into the eclipse or something. serious conversation going on, and you turn to close up on dean's face and he's just like looking up. MORE CARTOON comedy!!! pls!!!

#i just think it would be funny. #he grabs sam and he's like don't look directly at it and Sam's like at... cas? and dean's like no no his face! he's doing those stupid #cow eyes again. he'll Getcha #and sam is like. heh. okay. weirdo. #but then he looks ar cas who is going 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he's like oh fuck you're right. and dean is like damn right. i told you #anyway agdgdhdjdjjdks #doe is talking again #spn posting #random stuff

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

People on this website really trying to downplay the specific role of destiel in the events of November 5th 2020 ‘it could have been any other ship that went canon at that time and had the same effect’ no.

Nothing else is destiel.

Nothing else is 12 years and hundreds of episodes of extremely obvious and deliberate queerbaiting that was Vehemently denied by the production team. Nothing else is the ship about characters whose larger overarching plot is literally fighting against their own pre-determined narrative to attain free will. Nothing else proved in the 11th hour Just before the show ended that the meta narrative and queer reading by fans who insisted there was something there and who were constantly called crazy by the production and by other fans and by the rest of the internet were RIGHT.

The CW did market research! About whether to make it canon! In a show they always pretended was aimed primarily at middle (conservative) America!!!

The queer subtext was so Fucking Strong by the end of the show, because the writers constantly wrote themselves into corners that could Only be explained away by destiel, that they HAD to admit defeat and canonize it.

And THEN even after they made it canon, they denied it some more and tried to downplay it! But it happened! The angel is fucking gay!!!!

Destiel is THE great American queerbait and had been a staple of the culture of this site for over a decade before November 5 2020. There is a REASON it is the most popular ship on AO3. ‘The same thing would have happened if johnlock became canon or spirk or whatever else’ no it simply would not have because crucially CRUCIALLY those ships Never Became Canon! The fact that Destiel of all the popular queerbait slash ships of the past few decades somehow at long last DID, and in a way that Still refused to just let the shippers have it and allow any implication of full reciprocation and that the final two episodes and the entire cast absolutely refused to acknowledge in any way, is why the canonization of destiel is one of the wildest things to happen to fandom culture as a whole in recent memory, and you cannot theoretically remove the destiel of it all and have it be the same kind of event.

The reason november 5 happened like it did, why people started making jokes at all, is because the fandom cultural juggernaut that is destiel becoming canon is the only thing that could have possibly managed to trend above the U.S. election. BECAUSE it’s destiel.

#i decided to make my own post instead of disagreeing with the op directly but #if you think the same thing would have happened with any ship other than destiel you ar playing yourself #i joined this fucking website in 2013 because of #destiel #like just because you didn’t watch the show doesn’t mean no one did bud #spn #Caitie speaks #nov 5 2020 #spn posting #nov 5th

[morganaconda]

#THIS IS THEIR DYNAMIC AND I LOVE IT #plsss #crowley #crowley spn #crowley supernatural #sam winchester #supernatural #spn #supernatural crack #spn crack #supernatural humor #spn humor #spnblr #spn posting #supernatural incorrect quotes #spn incorrect quotes #spn text posts

[mrs-padalecki2341]

Princess (Sam x Reader)

Warnings/Promises: Sam gets jealous, smut, nickname, unprotected sex (Wrap it before you tap it), I think that's it but lmk

~~~

You strutted over to the bar in your heels and sat down next to the demon you were hunting. The plan was for you to flirt with the demon, get him to let his guard down, and lure him outside, then Sam and Dean would sneak up behind you and kill the demon. Sam, being the overprotective boyfriend he is, didn't like the plan at all, but this demon was stronger than the average demon so the element of surprise was your best chance.

"Hiya~" you smirk at the demon. He turns on his stool to face you.

"Oh, why hello there gorgeous~ What's your name?~" he leaned on the bar and waved to the bartender for another drink.

"I'm Y/n" you responded, sipping your own drink. You saw Sam shift uncomfortably in the corner of your eye, still watching you like a hawk.

"A pretty name to match a pretty face," he says with a smile. "I'm Zander." He moves his hand to touch yours and you see Sam move to come interfere, followed by Dean grabbing his wrist and holding him back.

You let him touch your hand, but when he moves it to try to hold it, you pull away, stirring your drink as an excuse of why you moved.

You kept talking for another minute or two, when he moved his hand to rest on your thigh. You scooted away and looked over to the boys. Dean was practically pinning Sam in his chair, trying to keep him from messing up the plan.

"What's wrong, princess?" Zander asked when you moved away.

As soon as the word left his mouth, Sam threw Dean off of him and stormed over with a deadly stare in his eyes.

"Sammy!" Dean yelled, but there was no stopping him.

He turned Zander on his seat and jerked him up by his shirt collar to meet his gaze.

"Only I can call her that." Sam snapped through clenched teeth before using his free hand to jab the demon knife through Zander's throat.

"Sammy, what the hell?!?" You scold him.

"Holy shit," you both look to see the bartender staring in shock. "What is wrong with you?? Get the hell out of my bar before I call the cops."

And with that, you were all in the impala driving back to the bunker.

Dean looked pissed.

"Dean, I-" Sam started.

"Save it." Yep, definitely pissed.

~~~

You pulled up to the bunker after what felt like an eternity-long car ride in complete silence. With the slam of car doors, you all exited Baby and headed inside.

Dean stormed off to his room, and the second he was gone, Sam's lips were pressed firmly against yours, aggressively claiming your mouth with his.

"Mine." He mumbled against your lips.

The two of you made your way back to Sam's room, stopping outside the door. He pressed you against the door, once again finding your lips, before opening it and stepping in, with you right behind him.

You were both already breathing heavily and you could feel the desire pooling in your stomach.

He quickly got to work at undressing himself and you did the same until you were both fully naked.

With one look at you, standing there, bare before him, Sam was all over you.

Sam planted desperate kisses all over your neck as his rough hands roamed your bare figure.

He slid his hands down your back to your thighs, then back up again to cup your ass.

He lifted you with ease and walked over to the bed, laying you down on top of the covers.

You smiled up at him as he moved on top of you, pressing his chest against your breasts and leaning down to connect lips with you.

The kiss was warm and passionate, and hot and needy all at the same time. His lips moved against yours as he smiled into the kiss. You felt his hand envelop your breast and his fingers toyed with your nipple. He gave it a sudden pinch, earning a shocked moan from you, and instantly he seized the opportunity to slide his tongue between your lips and explore your mouth, as if it was planned.

He suddenly broke the kiss and lifted himself up enough to line up with your wet entrance.

He wasted no time with easing into you and instantly began pounding into you at a fast pace.

The sex between you and Sam was usually pretty rough, so you didn't mind, bucking your hips up to meet his as he moved his hard cock in and out of your heated core.

Your voice rises in your throat and leaves your mouth in breathy moans as Sam's hand massages your breasts and his cock massages your aching core.

"Mm, fuck yeah, you feel so good baby." Sam says through groans of pleasure.

He stopped and pulled out for a moment, leaving you empty as your nearing orgasm faded back away.

You opened your mouth to complain when he grabbed you by the hips, pulling you to the edge of the bed.

He lined his cock back up with your opening, running it against your folds a few times to tease you before pushing back into you.

At the new angle you were in, he was able to slam into you harder and faster, bottoming out with each thrust inward.

With the new, faster rhythm you felt yourself building back up towards your orgasm in no time.

Each time he pushed into you it was like another step was placed down as you built a stairway to heaven.

You lifted your leg to bring it to your chest, giving him better access as both of you panted heavily.

"Mm, fuck, you're so beautiful," Sam hummed as he pushed himself deeper inside of you, his cock throbbing as he struggled to hold back.

"Shit, Sam I'm close," you moaned out as your hands gripped at the sheets.

"Me too. Cum with me, princess~" he reached one of his hands down to toy at your clit, causing just enough stimulation to push you over the edge.

You clenched down around him and came on his cock, setting off his orgasm.

"Fu-uh-uh-uck, Y/n-" He called out as he threw his head back and his hot cum poured into you, mixing with yours.

With one final rock of his hips, Sam pulled out his worn-out cock and smiled down at you, before flopping down next to you with a content sigh.

"I love you, princess," he whispered in your ear before turning you to look at him and placing a soft kiss on your lips.

-SP<3

#supernatural #spnfandom #spn #spn fandom #spn posting #sam smut #supernatural sam #sammy #sam winchester #sam winchester smut #sam winchester oneshot #sam x reader #sam winchester x reader smut #supernatural smut #supernatural fandom #supernatural fanfiction #spn fic #supernatural fic #fanfic

[found--family]

the way jack spent his first episode like the little cartoon bird asking 'are you my father?' and flat-out said castiel was his father but when castiel came back jack only references cas as his father to others and furthermore cas only references jack as his son to others so jack never calls cas 'dad/father' to his face and cas never calls jack 'son' to his face and i just don't understand why this show hated its fanbase so much that they wouldn't even give us innocuous things they themselves set up i am flipping tables  

#spn posting #papa cas #we were robbed #thoughts #castiel #jack #we could've had it all

[deancrowleycas]

today on tumblr

#spn #supernatural #spnblr #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester #destiel #deancas #spn posting

[cuepickle]

Am I going insane or did this guy use a picture of Jensen Ackles for the cover of his explicit gay cowboy album

#I’m actually losing it at these songs #someone played one of the songs from this album as a joke on an old livestream I was watching #and they didn’t notice/recognise Jensen #it is him right? #I’m literally fucking dying right now #Jensen ackles #supernatural #spn #spn posting

[transexualpirate]

yes cas is sweet yes cas is adorable yes cas is dorky but let's not forget that he is also a sassy bitch. it's important to remember this

#mine #not to be taken seriously #castiel #spn #spn posting #cas

[crucialmistake]

spn sucks because why did they never show the in universe reactions for cas killing a preacher in front of so many eye witnesses except for that one lady on the news being horny for him?? like there's a 100 percent chance that someone built a church for him there's no way they didn't

#she was right but still #supernatural #castiel #spn #spn posting

[soullessjack]

oh my god wait I need to bring back my violent slapsticknatural posting. like you don’t get it we literally have zero power scaling for how far cas and jack’s healing factors go. we’ve only ever seen them got shot and stabbed , so who’s to say what else they could heal from? like picture this. you’re a monster of the week doing your monstrous business with some monster pals or something, completely unaware of angels or demons or anything else like that, and then in barges this stupid annoying hunter family to ruin the fun.

one of these guys looks like a cross between a gay porn parody of Columbo and a tax accountant. the other is, for one, Staunchly young to be a hunter, and he also looks like he would’ve been plastered on some teenage girl’s wall as a poster with little pink glittery gel pen hearts and initial pluses drawn all around him. maybe even have a major role in a Disney sitcom. gay porn Columbo could put up a pretty good fight but you can take heartthrob out like it’s nothin.’ so you go and work some monster magic beating his ass and eventually you snap his neck like a twig.

your monster buddies run a clawed fist clean through the chest of gay porn Columbo and for a minute he goes satisfactorily limp on their arm. for a minute small town Zac Efron lies on the floor with his head at a horrible angle, looking like a doll that got dropped the wrong way, and for another minute more you hear the jolly green giant and his tiny little Ken doll screaming and shrieking in total agony and because you’re a narrative monster of the week it’s the most beautiful sound in the world. But then something happens. gay porn columbo twitches and jumps back to life with an arm still lodged all the way through his chest, and with a strength even more inhuman than yours he rips it out of himself, groaning with pain but still acting as if he were merely removing an inconveniencing splinter.

your monster buddy shrieks at the touch, then howls in pain as gay porn Columbo just fucking breaks his arm. tiny little Ken doll and jolly green giant are elated but also not very shocked that their pal survived that. hm. you silently make note of that and then turn to face your own kill, only to find the most sickening nauseating sound ever coming from his corpse, like a thick wet grinding, and his head slowly rotating back around like a doll again. to your horror, you realize that his very spine is completely rearranging itself, setting itself back in place and his head is very correcting the angle you sharply pulled it to.

you don’t know what to think anymore. you don’t know what to do. these are hunters, human hunters, hunters are always humans, that’s how it fucking works. it’s never been anything else, it’s not some unspoken rule, it just is the reality of hunters and monsters. the other two guys, jolly green and Ken Doll, are clearly human, and they’re hunters, but then why are they parading around with whatever the fuck these freaks are? And why are these freaks hunters, too? Are they traitors? What the fuck is this? but before you can even move your thoughts into words, you’re gutted and shot and broken along with your monster buddies. as you lay dying, bleeding out, still trying to make sense of everything that just happened, oscillating between darkness and fleeting vision, you hear the gruff voice of gay porn Columbo complaining about his chest pain as if he were experiencing heartburn from a bad pizza. how it takes so much out of him to waste his “grace” on mending clothes along with wounds. then you hear the voice of the annoying boy band clone whine about a headache, asking if the other two guys have any aspirin strong enough for a broken neck.

then you die, and you still don’t know what the fuck just happened.

#cal.txt #I have such a clear vision of this #ironic given I’m nearsighted #spn #supernatural #spn posting #team free will #tfw2.0 #team free will 2.0 #tfw #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #jack kline #spn headcanon #like come on guys we can get funny about this #monsters not even being aware of what cas and jack are half the time . Could be such an advantage. you don’t get it

[my-chemical-cas]

sam “you have to kill me, dad told you to”

dean “dads an ass he never should have said anything, you don’t lay that kinda crap on your kids”

sam “no he’s right!”

(mostly) direct dialog from s2 ep11 “playthings”

SAM AND JOHN AAAAHHHH.

also dean actually standing up for himself (only while sam is drunk and their dad is dead though) YOU DONT LAY THAT KINDA CRAP ON YOUR KIDS!! YOURE RIGHT!!! GOOD FOR YOU DEAN!!

#not tagging this as spoilers #in the year of our lord and punisher 2024 #supernatural #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #john winchester #sam and john #sam and john parallels #spn posting

[hauntedpearl]

i think dean has the 'i-dont-remember-if-ive-told-you-this-story-before' disease and cas has the 'i-care-about-things-because-you-do-but-your-face/soul-is-too-distracting' disease. and I think they're very happy because of this and they keep recycling the same five stories. meanwhile sam, in the vicinity, thinks he is living in some kind of purgatory because SURELY they cannot be talking about the same thing AGAIN.

#(they are. they are buddy.) #i have to throw sam in ecery destiel post for comedy #doe is talking again #spn posting #about destiel #headcanons

[someguyinc]

he got on his old man knees for the gay angel,,, do u hear me??? he said prayer feels like begging...

#supernatural #spn #spn posting #nov 5th #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #mine :) #anyways happy november 5th

[magpieclaws]

#This has been in my drafts for so long #I just find it SO FUNNY but I don't know how I came up with it #spn #supernatural #Spn posting #Spn crack #Dean winchester #Sam Winchester #Dean posting #Dean crack #deanbenny #benny lafitte #gay dean winchester #Jensen Ackles #Jackles #jared padalecki #vampires #Spn purgatory #purgatory

[mrs-padalecki2341]

Why? because A. I can, and B. DESTIEL IS CANON. CHANGE MY MIND. oh, right. YOU CAN'T.

#destiel #spn memes #destiel is canon #spnfandom #cas cult #castiel #casdean #dean and cas #dean loves cas #deancas #dean x castiel #dean winchester #castiel novak #spn #supernatural #change my mind #canon #meant to be #destiel forever #spn posting

[found--family]

sometimes i think about him: Lee Majdoub who played hannah's male vessel acknowledging the love and affection hannah had for castiel and how he wanted to do those feelings justice. the same actor who played a queer fantasy prince in a mlm couple in Dirk Gently and had a beautiful on-screen gay kiss (a show which also starred Dean's fave male wrestler proving we all live in the spn multiverse).

sometimes i think about society if we'd been given more scenes with male hannah and castiel and how tptb would not have been able to dispel the soft gay vibes (even if it was ultimately unrequited).

imagine dean seeing cas be all caring and endeared by this guy - try to tell me we wouldn't have gotten jealous dean i dare you.

#lee majdoub #castiel #mlm #gayngel #thoughts #queer characters #11x02 #spn posting