#nah fuck yoi

[yoiku]

Planning on packing the pc up later today and wouldn't you know, of course it hasn't randombly rebooted even once in the last 24hrs lmao. Sorry luv but I ain't trusting you. Just need to call the shipping service to make sure that I can use the nearby locker system to send it back, i'm not sure if it has large enough lockers. I hope it does though, because I can haul it there myself. But if I need to go to the nearest post office, I'm gonna need to call a ride because it's pretty far and in a really shit location to get to. fingies crossed the locker works.

#shut up yoi #You'd think they would've kept a post office in the largest fucking suburb in the city #but nah let's move it to a neighbouring suburb which is really difficult to get to by public transport #brilliant! #everyone disliked that.

[this-is-a-url]

Guys I can't fucking- look at the sqyid pkmn look at then. Did you sre how pure perfectipn they are???

#Am at s v loe point mentally rn but yall need yo know abr the zappy sayid pokemon #i hope everyone on this app knows them so much amd adores them so much I can't streas this enough #they have the mosr design ever of any pokemon ever #pikachu? hello kitty? literally any other electric type? nah fuck them #I'm not trying to be rude i just need yoy all to know about the most perfectest abd specialest boyo ever okease

[lexi0widow]

Nah because everyone says Masky gets no pussy- BUT THAT MAN GETS IT, IYWIM?

So, could i get Masky trying to rizz up his crush, and she’s just like:🫣🤭 LIKE A BLUSHING MESS. Brain shut down, she can’t talk because all she’s thinking is “oh my god he’s talking to meoh my god he’s talking to meoh my god he’s talking to meoh my god he’s talking to me-”

her face is so red and so heated up that shit could power solar panels. She’s practically glowing-

LMFAO REAL

MASKY x READER

Its no secret that people say that Masky doesn’t pull

However when you heard this for the first time you were shocked

Fucking flabbergasted even

You’ve always had a thing for your masked companion

Even though you vowed to never tell him in the hopes of not ruining your friendship

So when you came down for breakfast morning it wasn’t suprising to see Masky sat at the kitchen island

You two greet each other as usual befor eyoy take a seat beside him

‘What are you doing today? Everyones on missions and if you’re not busy i was hoping we could chill in my room.’

‘I’m not doing anything buy now that you mention it- I’d much rather be doing you.’

You instantly go red

Where did thag come from?!?!?

Was it a joke?

How do you respond?

And then he laughs at you!

WTF???

‘Calm down darling i’m only playing.’

The nickname makes you weak at the knees

‘Though judging by the look on your face you wouldn’t mind if i wasn’t joking huh?’

You feel like you’re gonna pass out

‘I- Masky? What are you doing?-‘

He just cuts you off with a kiss

‘I’m gonna be doing whatever you want me too for the next few hours’

Hes holding your face looking at you with a sinister smirk

‘Masky- I- whats up with yoy today?’

‘M’ pretty sure i should be asking you that.’

Your mind is RACING

Hes so pretty

He smells so good

I want him

MEOW

‘I love you pretty girl~’

‘I-‘

She softens and smiles

‘I love you too Masky’

I hope that way okay!! Thank you so much for the request anon!🫶🏻

#masky x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta masky #masky headcanons #masky x y/n #masky smut #masky x you #masky #tim wright #marble hornets #slenderverse #creepypasta mansion #creepypasta x reader #hoodie #jeff the killer #eyeless jack x reader #ticci toby #proxies

[xamaxenta]

Xam, I must share MAS brain rot with you, because the fact I have it is entirely your fault.

So, for context - this found me on twitter (it's sfw!) https://x.com/doodledebil/status/1746607751776637380?s=20

It got me thinking of like, caged bird Marco. Captive to *someone*, who cares who for the sake of this, but all done up in finery and jewels, unable to escape, unable to die. Pissed all to hell about it.

Full elegance and beauty, dancing for whoever has him captive, playing along, but like certain lines he won't abide being crossed. So he'll stay in the cage and do the dance, but if someone else comes into the cage thinking they're going to get a piece of ass, the next morning there's blood on the cage and one Really Angry Bird perched over a corpse.

And it's very much a "message received" from whoever has him contained, so you know, we don't do that again. Polly doesn't want a cracker, but polly'll crack a bitch into pieces. (I can just see him with the darkest expression and those terrifying bright eyes glaring back.)

Maybe whoever collected him, collects Ace. But Ace belongs to Sabo. So this new little "bird" is very relaxed despite his situation and he and Marco chat a bit.

Marco: You don't seem to upset, yoi.

Ace: Hm? Nah, he'll be here soon.

M: He?

A: Sabo. I hope you're good with fire, he'll probably light this place up to get me out.

Fuck me i had an entire reply typed out and tumblr didnt fucking save it all it was rly long too 😭😭😭 why…

Ill try remember what i said but YEAH huge agree a beautiful immortal and FURIOUS phoenix Marco unable to leave unable to die and only able to serve is so delicious, he’s started to forget what life was like outside of the gilded cage hes displayed in and loathes his own existence and foolishness for being caught in the first place

And then Ace a new little bird- adorable- i love this foaming crazy at the mouth over him being a little pretty bird, but hes neither little or a bird but he certainly is so pretty with his dark soft hair and pretty grey eyes so stormy and defiant aughgg on my knewws JUST ONE CHANCE I KNOW IMMA BE THE FOOL WHO GOT INTO THAT CAGE AND GOT TURNED INTO BLOODY PASTE BCT DBSB AWOOGA anyway enough of that lol

Marco wants to tell him it doesnt matter what he does they cant be free

Sabo will come though, Ace doesnt seem to be particularly bothered that Marco is so cagey and unwilling to see that this wont be his prison for long, who can blame him though its been years centuries even and Marco expects to go mad within these bars long before he even gets a taste of freedom again

Ace however sits pretty and doesnt do as hes told :3c

#MAS #AUGH THAT DESIGN IS REALLY LOVELY

[coffeewithcocoa]

may i perhaps request a husk x gn!reader where reader is a sinner with opossum traits (playing dead, hissing, nocturnal, etc) romantic is preferred but platonic is totally fine too!! :3c

HMMMM…Yes. SORRY IF THIS IS BAD OR RUSHED! I made this a oneshot, hold you don’t mind.

Similar Yet Different?

Husk x GN!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive language//Some NSFW?//Short//FEMALES DNI

I’m a little tired to grab an image from somewhere.

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When you joined the hotel for your path to redemption. Nobody expected an opossum.

Everyone warmed up to you fast but the bartender, Husk, didn’t. Charlie just said that he has to warm up to everyone. Which only part of it was true.

He started warming up to after you guys had late night talks.

“What are you doing up so late kid?”

You told him that you were nocturnal. He confessed he was too but he tried to get sleep at night to fit in with everyone else. It made you chuckle.

He wasn’t the one for joining in on the little “games” that Charlie set up but when it came to showing something off a special talent, you caught his attention with playing dead.

Angel was impressed with it too.

Husk asked questions about that skill. You just said that you found out about it when you showed up in hell.

Whenever Alastor pisses of Husk you try and defend him. Always resulting in you almost dying but aye, you can play dead right?

But when you try and stand your ground against the Radio Demon it just ends up with you hissing and trying to claw at his face. Even with your pathetic attempts, Husk appreciates it.

What made you happy when you and your little kitty got into a relationship was that you never realized how much you had in common.

You hiss like a cat but that wasn’t the only thing. You were fucking nocturnal! He could finally not be alone at night anymore.

You guys would make out behind closed doors. It wasn’t really common but after a long day, even though husks job is the easiest, he still wants affection.

You like pulling in his ears and he likes to grab you by the back of your neck.

He likes to bite your beck, only leaving bite marks and no hickeys.

(How does one manage to get hickeys with fur?)

With you guys being nocturnal, as stated before ya’ll just chill in the lobby’s bar and chat. Sometimes make out. But that can cause problems sometimes.

One time Angel came downstairs for some beer but when he saw the lights were still on he got confused.

Checking on whoever was down there, he saw you and husk kissing. Him behind the counter. One of your knees on the stool while the rest of you was about to hope over the counter.

Let just say. He had a picture to remember that by. Blackmail usage really.

The next morning he started teasing husk about it.

“Heyyy husky.” He sat at the barstool and took his phone out of his chest fluff. “The fuck yoy want?” He looked annoyed as he was cleaning the glasses. “I just wanted to show you this~” Angel then turned his phone towards Husk, clicking on the picture and showing him. Husk glanced at the photo then snapped his head back around and dropped the glass.

“You delete that right fuckin’ now!” He growled as he pointed towards Angel. Suddenly, out of the blue, you appeared behind Angel. Getting a good look at the picture. “Nah, let him keep it.” You smirked.

Husk hissed before grabbing a broom to clean the broken glass. When he came back he rolled his eyes. “Fine.” He mumbled out before you pressed a living kiss on his furry cheek. His ears perked up as a small smile came onto his lips.

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Yeah I know this is kinda shit. I kind of like it but it feels too rushed to even call it good. Even though I spent about and hour on this I didn’t really do research about opossums, just because even if I save this as a draft it has a tendency of deleting.

I’ll figure it out later but I hope you enjoyed this anon. Bye bye!!! I’ll maybe make a platonic one if someone wants it.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #x male reader #x gn reader #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin husker #husker x reader #husker x you #character x you #male reader #gender neutral reader

[tohisprettyc00l]

Hi! Could u make a Hunter x nb! Human! Reader who’s Luz’s adopted sibling and gets possessed instead of Hunter in TTT?

A/n: I see Luz and Hunter as siblings so this going to be more platonic, I'm sorry if this isn't what you wanted

Tw: Slight trigger warning for implied suicidal thoughts and panic attacks it not too graphic but just wanted to warn y'all before

You had known Hunter for a few months now but with how close you two were it might as well of been a lifetime. You shared basically everything with each other. And for Hunter, the main thing shared with you was his past with Belos. You had no clue who Belos was. But you could tell he was a bad person with how nervous Hunter was telling you he used to work for him.

While you didn't understand most of the words he was saying you got the jist of who Belos was, the absolute fucking worst. You hugged him and let him know you didn't care about his past as the golden guard.

Snap back to the present Yoy and him were making lunch for the rest of the family. You mostly give Hunter insercations. Because you've seen the 'food' Hunter made before and... It was certainly ingredients put together. You were cutting peppers."Okay so next- Ow- fuck!" You suddenly yelped. You dropped the knife and drew your chest. "Are you okay!?" Hunter was by your side in a matter of seconds. "I'm fine, I'm fine, I just cut my finger." You said. "Wait here I''' get some disinfectant wipes," Hunter said and you nodded in reply.

You wrapped the cut in your shirt in the meantime. Hunter came back and you held your hand out. He cleaned out the cut and you winced at the contact of the wipe. "I'm sorry," Hunter said softly. "Nah, it's fine just kinda hurts. We should probably continue making dinner." "Oh right!" You both continued on.

After dinner, you and Hunter decided to go to a shed located a bit far from the house. Hunter said he was going to go in the shed but first, he was going to wash some dishes. So you went to the shed and waited. Soon a weird green goop.

You stared at it for a few minutes when it seemed to start moving. On one hand, you didn't want to be the movie character that starts touching the obvious bad thing. But on the other hand, it was so tempting. You sighed and crouched next to it, still relatively far away, and poked at it. You brought your hand back at the contact. You accidentally touched it with your wounded finger. "I just t touched some mysterious goo with an open wound." You sighed, "Not one of my brightest moments... Let's hope the infection isn't too bad."

Suddenly you heard the door knob move. You turned your head around to see Hunter. "Oh hey, bro!" Hunter seemed slightly startled. He's still not used to you calling him bro, but he's not complaining about you. "Hi, why are you crouched down?" "There was some weird sludge..." When you turned around it was nowhere to be seen. "That's weird... It was right here!" "Are you sure you've been getting enough sleep?" Hunter asked. You looked back and forth nervously. "So no, Y/N I'm not saying you seeing things or anything. But that might be part of this." He gestured vaguely, "Sleep is important." "You're one to talk." "Being a hypocrite doesn't make me wrong."

You sighed and rubbed your eyes. "Yeah, I haven't been getting enough sleep. But I  saw it! I felt it. I know it was there." Hunter looked around nervously. "Just tell me if you see it again. Then we can check it out together and you'll know it was real, two birds with one stone." Flapjack glared at him. "Not literally though, sorry buddy." He scratched under the bird's chin and he did whatever the bird equivalent of purring is. You stood up and stretched a few cracks coming from your back. "Okay did you bring the tablet?" you asked. Hunter had a small bag around his waist and he pulled the tablet out of it. "Of course." He smiled

You and he sat on the chairs the rest of the group brought up a few weeks ago. You cringed at the floor creaking when you sat down. You and Hunter opened the language-learning app, but neither of you bothered to remember its name and opted for remembering the icon. Once you entered you clicked on Spanish. There were a few other languages that had a sliver of progress in them. Luz (or Luz and Gus) were responsible for that. She always declared that she was going to learn a new language and then a week later she would ask why one word had so many variations and say that two languages were enough. And, based on how much you and Hunter were struggling, you agreed.

After an hour of studying and struggling you closed the app. "God damn all the ways a and e can be spelled." You said. "There aren't that many ways, you just gotta remember how to say them!" "Okay, Mr. Spend all my time reading and studying for I school I don't go to." "Studying and reading is fun!" Hunter said with a very defensive tone in his voice. Ah, right, back when he was in the Coven, and jabbing at him was a personal attack. "Sorry, I was joking around." Hunter nodded slightly. There is tension left in the air. "Okay well, I'm tired I'm going to go to bed." You said almost robotically. "But it's 6 PM." "Not getting enough sleep will make you tired okay byeee!" You waved and entered your room. Ever since you were adopted you took up a section in the attic. Not that there weren't any other rooms, you just preferred a small quiet area.

You, in fact, were not tired. You just had no clever way to end that conversation. You suddenly felt a slight headache and your vision got blurry. "Argh!" You subconsciously cried out. The only thing you could make out was a greenish figure with glowing blue eyes. You blinked and rubbed your eyes. The figure disappeared. Okay, maybe Hunter had a point. You went to your bed and decided to take a nap.

After what was a full sleep cycle, you woke up at 4 AM. Your throat hurt so you decided to get a glass of water. As you were pouring yourself a cup you glanced out a window. From what you saw of the window you saw a familiar glow and turned your whole body around so fast that water spilled on you.  Yet there was nothing there when you saw the full window. 

You swallowed some water that you had in your cup. It soothed your throat. You bite the skin of your lip. You went back to your room got your phone, and siped your water. No matter how much you mindlessly scrolled the visions wouldn't leave your mind. You keep just scrolling through random websites barely comprehending the words on the screen. Even if you tried the hallucinations had you completely out of it. Suddenly you heard the sound of multiple doors opening and closing. You went downstairs. You saw Hunter fumbling around with multiple cleaning supplies. "Oh, hi! I'm just going to clean around the house." "Haven't you already cleaned every room like 6 times this week?" "Yeah, but there are 8 people living in this house, plus Palismen." "Fair, can I help? I need to distract myself from... Stuff" Hunter tilted his head but nodded.

You both went to the kitchen and pulled out towels and bottles of cleaning supplies. You paused. "I'm going to go clean a window." "Can you just tell me what's wrong?" "Nothing! Just the window seems dirty." You walked over to the window and squirted Windex on it. Once you started wiping it a layer of fog and grime was wiped off and became way clearer. Your body filled with relief at the new clearness. While it didn't explain the blueness and glowy-ness of what you saw earlier it was enough to calm you.  But you couldn't shake the feeling. So you kept trying to come up with an explanation. Once one explanation crossed your mind your blood felt like it turned to ice. It was barely plausible but the other explanations weren't likely either.

"Hey, Hunter, buddy, bro, dude, what did Belos look like in his freakouts? Like when he a weird slime monster?" Hunter tensed up. "Um he had his hair, his skin was dark green, and his eyes glowed... He had more than two eyes at some points..." His breath became shakey. "Hey- Hey, it's fine you don't have to talk about it if it stresses you out. Breathe with me." You did a few cycles of breathing exercises. Hunter smiled. "Why did you ask?" "No- reason- well there was a reason but I don't want to stress you out! Don't stress about what I just said!" You began rambling, "Let's just get back to cleaning!"

Throughout you guys cleaning he kept looking at you with concern. Suddenly you felt like your muscles were twitching. What was happening to you? Everything was fine two days ago what the fuck happened? 

The goop.

Fucking hell this one hell of an infection. But you did touch random slime with an open wound and no knowledge of what it was. You looked at your wound. The same slime was leaking from the wound. Okay, maybe it was more of a parasite. But the thought of the slime coming from Belos crept back into your mind. "Hey Hunter I'm going to do something with a thing." You spurted out without thinking. You left and started running. You had no destination in mind you just kept going. You arrived at an empty frame. You stopped. You scratched at your neck and it felt dry. 

What were you even doing? Why did you run? It made sense in the moment but now the reason escaped you. You probably would've had an answer if when you first started running. Your vision started to get more blurry the more you stood still, no matter how much you wiped them. You also felt like you weren't in control you were moving but you weren't trying to, in fact, you were trying to stop yourself. Everything was so overwhelming that despite the quietness you felt like you couldn't hear anything.  The thing that you could hear was thumping you couldn't tell if it was your heart or footsteps.

"Y/n? Where are you!?" You heard a voice call out, Was it Hunter? Maybe. It's hard to tell what's happening in general. You looked back at the noise. You saw the outline of a few people. Your friends. Your family. Your voice started talking without your permission. "There you are, Hunter!" It sounds so twisted. Hunter's voice sounded like it was slipping in and out of focus. What was clear was why, run, and already. After a minute or two of- that. You regained more consciousness when you felt a pair of arms around you. "Y/n, I know you're in there! Fight him off!" Luz called out. "Please." You heard Hunter say not far away. 'Fight him off.' Who is 'him'? I mean you must of been doing a good job if you have this much control. You put the rest of your energy into staying in control.

Despite your focus on staying in control what was happening was just a blur of noises and colors.  You felt dirt around your fingers. You wanted to see what the hell you were doing but it was a lot harder to stay in focus than you thought it would be. "Leave her alone." You heard Hunter say in a very flat voice. Suddenly vines were wrapped around your body. Hunter knelt down by you. "What's going on?" You, actually you, managed to get out. "We're trying to help you- if you're not Belos." Everything clicked in your head. You're, what you thought was insane, theroey was right.

"Willow tighten the vines. Don't stop." You said with any energy you had left. "What!?" Almost every yelled in unison. "Just do it!" You said. Willow reluctantly started tightening the vines. It hurt and you were positive your bones were going to crack. But before that happened Belos left your body. You were exhausted and couldn't comprehend what he was saying, but you could tell he had a blue vial and smashed it against the frame. "Y/n are you okay!?" Hunter shouted. "Huh? Uh- yeah, I'm fine. " "But you covered in scars..." You looked at your arms, and sure enough, there were huge scars. "Whatever I feel fine." You said standing up a bit too fast and almost lost your balance.

"How'd you know that would work?" Luz asked. "Oh, I didn't! I was expected for I way different ending to that if you know what I mean." "Were you planning to die, to possibly save us?" Hunter asked. "The answer you want and the truth are different. But I the portals open now." Luz narrowed her eyes. "Yeah, it's great that the portals open. That being said we need to have a talk about this later." "I'm not getting out of this am I?" Hunter chimed in, "Nope."

A/n: I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

#toh x reader #the owl house x reader #hunter x reader #golden gaurd x reader #hunter toh x reader #toh hunter x reader

[kadegravy]

Pastor X reader part 4. Y/N drinks with husk. Wowza.

The title says it all, hoes.

TW: YN being a sad bitch, Al being an ass, just val

You were sad, very sad, so tired of Al. You were sitting at Husk's bar. He poured you vodka, you sigh, "down the hatch," you pour it all down your throat. It burns, "fuck." Youd only drink terrible 'voodoo ranger' beer at a friend's house.

"Ya like it?" Husk adds, you were growing on him.

"Eh. The only booze I've drunk is some shitty beer at a friend's place at age 14." I smirk

"Wow... that's an interesting booze story. That must have been fun..?"

"Not really. I was the youngest, and smallest but somehow a heavy weight?"

"Really? Damn. Thats... commendable."

"I was kinda made to drink by a friend's friend. She was a bitch."

Husk chuckles, "huh? Seems like you definitely had experiences growing up?"

You shrug. You keep drinking, thinking over your life. You didn't really regret that much... maybe that one time you let your dads cats escape and they disappeared, poor Clyde.

Maybe you should have picked better friends... Maybe not druggies, criminals, all the bad kids. Fuck, your going for a walk. You excuse yourself from the bar and step out of the hotel.

The hellish air smells like... cum and regrets.. ew... You keep walking. You see some... distasteful things... there is an overlord... Valentino... is that the one Angel always hates on? Fuck. The demon is a moth, with pimp attire. Run bitch, run. He sees you. Damn, run faster. Your shoe falls off, keep running, hoe.

He catches up to you, grabs your shoulder.

He has a Spanish accent, "Oh mi amor, what's your name?"

"It's Y/n." You say, for once praying Al would find you.

"Your Angel's little friend, hm? We could use you at the studio."

"No thanks.." You try to dash off.

He grabs you. You scream. Alastor travels through the radio and finds you.

"Oh deer, are you alright?" Al asks.

"Val... Valentino's here.."

Al rubs your head, "it'll be okay, my dear."

He starts attacking Val using his radio waves, keeping Val far enough for me to escape.

You return to the Hazbin Hotel, so tired you almost fall asleep. Angel-Dust sees you. Your laying on the couch, back scrunched up.

"Wake up tits! Al and Val got into a fight! Alastor fucking won!"

"Oh. Cool, he won? The fight was kinda over me... Val saw me, tried to make me work for him." I frown.

"Oh. Really, you had TWO men fighting over you? Wow.." Angel chuckles.

"Hey Angel?"

"Yesh, suga' tits?" He replies, a new York and slight Italian accent.

"Is Angel Dust your real name?"

"Can I tell you the truth?" He asks hesitantly.

"Of course, dude."

"Angel Dust is not my name, imagine actually being named after a drug," he chuckles, "its Anthony, don't tell anyone."

You chuckle.

You go to sleep. You wake up in the middle of the night. Yoi go to the bathroom. Ugh your stomach hurts from that booze. Shit.

After puking your guts out, you go to Husk.

"Husk, is there snacks at the bar? I'm hungover."

He hands you Chilli cheese fries. You eat them. You explain your day. He gives you a reassuring smile.

"Have you ever read No Longer Human?"

"Nah, why ya askin?" He asks gruffly.

"I've been thinking about it. It's really dark."

"Well... with a name like that, no shit tits."

You start to fall asleep at the bar. He places you on the couch.

(Another chappie done. Fuck breaks)

#fanfiction #hazbin hotel #slow burn #alastor #valentino #valentino being a bitch #angst #fluff #alcohol #husk being a bartender #Alastor being helpful

[fartquen12]

(IM BACK) yandere greedler x female reader.

HEY GUYZ IM BACK AFTER A FEW MONTHS.... HOPE YALL MISSED ME UWU.... JUST.. ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FART

TRIGGER WARNINGS: onceler being MY version of onceler, Major character death, mentions of rape/non-con, Farts, poop, dookie,eating disorders, bulimia, body dysmorphia (vice versa jhonnythin style yk what i mean) will defenitly offend you if your a mini kyle or mini ravi.

You were here... you finally made it to the shitty place with all the trees you couldnt stop laughing at how hobo this town was... You were.. happy i guess when you saw this weird GUY.. uh wtf.. you thought to your self.

you walked over to him who was fighting this little orange guy..

“No shutu-”

“AHEM.. WHO ARE YOU?”

The fatass dude stared at you for a long time before making a run for it to his shitty houuse...

“um..” you said

“BRO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOY?” the lorax asked..

you just ran to your house.. that was real. And went to bed.

your was awoken by this weird sound... *scratch* you look over and see some creep looking at you through the window.. 

“OH HELL NAH” you said as you slammed the blinds shut. You coudnt make out who that creep was.. but he continued watching you.. at night.

“GURRRR” you said as a attempted to open my laxative bottle. 

*scratch-*

“WHA- DUDAAAA!” you yelled slamming the blinds shut again.

You began making it a habit to keep the door shut and locked and the windows closed.. no matter what.

One day you were staring at yourself in the mirror while laying upside down with your head hanging off the bed. You were bored and were looking around the room. since it was 12:00pm it would be safe too go outside.. but were you gonna risk it..? no. Ever since the creep stole your laxatives while you were gone and put a fan in your bathroom you havent felt safe.. You stared at the doorframe.. when you noticed something... rather... strange. You stood up on the bed to get a better look and to be able to reach it... IT WAS A MINI CAMERA. your jaw dropped and apparently so did your asshole because in that moment a huge flow of dirhea came out of your ass in fear. you ran to the toilet and threw the camera in before shitting all over it. While you shit you thought about everything that camera saw... Every time you scratched your butt.. every time you twerked.. every time you replayed that one abigail blyg and nick furcillo edit... AND THAT ONE TIME YOU CRIED TO “taco farts by mr farts and the band” WTFFF.

You began to cry. as you ran to your bed and slept all day. You woke up at 2:00am to check your house for any other cameras..

*scratch scratch*

“NO! NOOO!.. Listen.. please dont hurt me! stop stealing my laxatives and we can all be friends..”

*silence*

You sighed and ran to the bathroom and cried on the toilet as you ate takis and laxatives and shat like crazy. 

“why me!?!?!”

you began scratching your ass s you fell asleep on the toilet.

Next day you finally went out to town to get groceries.. you kept seeing this guy called the.. onceler? He was pretty nice and you felt bad for him about the whole thneed thing. it was a good idea to you but no one else like em i guess. 

“Hey! Onceler how are you?” you said attemting to make conversation.

“good.. what about you..?”

“Uhh... ive been okay..? There is this creep who keeps recording me tough i cant tell who though..?”

“heheheeee..”

“what?”

“check your bathroom... y/n” he said smiling.

You ran home as fast as possible slamming and locking your door and seeing it..

Yes. He was the “creep” you thought as you saw the camera in the bathroom you had.

“OH SICK!” you yelled before ripping it down. You heard something knock at your doorloudly and when you didnt answer..there was a knock.. at your bedroom door from inside the house.

You began to panic as you jumped and hid under the bed slamming a hand over your mouth to mask the sound of coughing from the battle with the toilet a minute ago. 

Thats when the onceler came int your room and grabbed you straight up from out under the bed and forced a mask over your face  with a gas to make you sleep. 

You woke up in a dark room. with this weird guy.. even though he had kidnapped you.. even though he had ruined your life.. and he raped you that one time... you liked him.. in a weird way. AFter weeks of treating him like a boyfriend and finding out about his factory and what not. He let you have free access to the house when he left for work. what he didnt know... is that he was going to regret that.. 

You saw his car leave and when you did you bolted for the toilet. You began throwing up last nights dinner the dinner before that the one before that and.. the one before that.

You had gotten super skinny... what you didnt know was that the onceler was coming home early.

“oh god *cough cough*” y/n said hovered over the toilet.

“I’m home! Ho-”

oh shit.

HE stared at you before running into the bathroom. you were excited for him to see you. you knew he was going to hug and kiss yo-

“GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY WAYYYYAAA!” he yelled shoving your head away from the toilet and pulling his pants down to shit. But when you continued trying to throw up he got really mad.. with poop dripping down his legs he stood up and began to beat the everloving shit out of you. 

“DONT *smack* BOTHER *smack* ME *smack* ON *smack* THE *smack* TOILETTTT *smack smack smack*!!!” he said as he began to break every single bone in your body.. you decided to go into the light where you saw turds with halos on their heads.. Guess moving to that hobo town wasnt so funny after all..

THE END

#yandere onceler #yandere #yandere greedler #greedler x you #greedler x reader #onceler x reader #fem reade #nominiravisallowed #nominikylesallowed #fartquen12 #tankfart12

[quinloki]

Hihi Quin good morning!!

For the Character ask game, Marco of course

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Hope your Saturday is off to a good start!!

Morning Kazi =3 \o/

1 - Oh man, why do I like Marco - let me count the ways xD nah, I guess more concisely, I just love his vibes. Especially when we got a chance to see him in his younger years. What changed, what didn't, wondering what he'd gone through, *knowing* what he's gone through, and seeing how he is at the end of all that.

I call him my Retirement Blorbo, and explaining why it's so fitting would take a lot of words, but I mean, I could see going on adventures with him just as easily I could revel in waking up to morning coffee and simple. "Good morning, yoi." <3

12 - Headcanon I have for this character... hm... I guess I see him as someone who is very slow to anger, but all consuming in his rage when he gets there. Someone who has compassion, but will still get blood on his hands when lines have been crossed. He's protective and kind and endless in his love, and absolutely terrifying in his anger.

He's someone who could have easily - pardon my cutting to the chase here - sucked and fucked his way around the world, and be left absolutely unconcerned about it, but I can also see him being 45 and never been kissed. I mean, I see him as being well-educated in all manner of kink, canonically or otherwise, and deeply passionate and surprisingly horny. Easily able to move from one uncommitted partner to the next, but once he falls in love it's a "birds mate for life" kind of deal.

In Birds of a Feather he falls fast, and I really think that's the case for him. I don't think Marco thinks he'll find romantic love, until he falls face first over someone unexpectedly. But I just like the idea of the calm pineapple scrambling under the surface, flustered beyond measure and trying DESPERATELY to hide it until he knows where he stands.

23 - Answered that just a bit ago - no worries, but the links are all here

Character ask game

#quin answers #ask game

[m-matias]

↳ TYPOS, MY BAD !!

## WARNINGS ;; cussing, itto being a dumbass, ANNOYING ASS TYPOS, just itto being cute and dumb and i love him sm, maybe be OOC itto??? i'm not sure lol, not proofread

modern!itto headcanons?! 😱😱😱 hope you guys like this as much as i do, istg itto is such a cutie, i love him sm <33 LIKES AND REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED!!!!!!!!

thinking about modern!itto trying to use his phone...

nah because this man when he texts you...

HE WILL HAVE SO MANY FUCKING TYPOS, ISTG IT'S UNREAL

for example, you're just asking him how his day went, and he goes:

"yeha it wen tok hhow abiut yoy" (yeah it went ok, how about you?)

AND HE WON'T EVEN TRY TO FIX IT

he'll just move on with the conversation, with more typos..

and the convos you have with him...

DON'T GET ME STARTED

WHEN HE GREETS YOU GOOD MORNING, HE'D SEND THOSE GIF'S

HE'D SEND THESEEE

i feel like a part of him would do it to make you pissed off, and another part of him would just do it unironically becuase he likes sending you gif's

AND WHEN HE SENDS YOU SELFIESS

he sends updates of his life religiously

oh, he's going to buy a coffee? he's going to take a picture of the coffee

oh, he's going to the restroom? he's going to take a picture of the restroom nearby

oh, he's done doing his business, and he wants you to see the bathroom's state? he takes a mirror selfie while a random person beside him is using the cubicle 💀

itto would take pictures in stores that would not allow photography, i can feel it in my bones

AND OMFGGGG, IN GROUP CHAT'S, HE WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE TYPE TO STAY ONLINE 24/7

once, someone said "good morning" in the group chat at 3 AM, and he replied right away

AND HE WOULD SEND THE MOST CURSED IMAGES OF ALL TIME

HE HAS SENT SO MANY AT RANDOM TIMES 💀

HE DEFINITELY HAS HIS NOTIFICATIONS ON AT ALL TIMES

once, he was in this really quiet shop, then suddenly, HIS PHONE IS BLOWING UP WITH NOTIFICATIONSS

AND OMFG, he would post on insta so much

HE WOULD POST SO MUCHHHH

he'd post majority of the pictures he sent you

i feel like a troller would find the picture of the random guy beside itto using the cubicle and that troller would turn itto into an internet meme

he'd also try and do those couple tiktoks of you, i can feel it........

I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD TRY USING THOSE BADDIE COMEBACKS WHEN PEOPLE TROLL HIM ON INSTA BECAUSE OF THE MEMESS

"I don't shut up, I grow up! And when I look at you? I throw up!! 🤣"

but he wouldn't use them unironically

or would he? 🤨

overall, itto is a dumbass and i love him so much 💗💗

#🧠 ;; angel writes ☆ #I LOVE ITTO #itto #itto x reader #itto x you #arataki itto #genshin itto #genshin impact itto #genshin impact #genshin #genshin fluff #fluff #crack #genshin crack #kuki shinobu #genshin kuki shinobu #genshin arataki #genshin imagines #genshin headcanons #headcanons #BTW TYSM FOR THE LIKES AND REBLOGS ON MY LAST TWO POSTS <333 #i love you guys #/p

[lou-is-lurking]

6, 14, 17, 18, 29 for the writer asks please!

thanks for the ask, nonnie <3

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

I wouldn't say 'all the time' cos I barely read these days 😅, but there are a few I go back to fairly regularly, for example synchronicity and Singer of Snow.

I also love to re-read the fics I've been gifted - makes me squee with joy again each time <3

14. If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick?

I think Off-Season Gossip would make for a fun YoI filler episode lol

artsy answer: The pRobLeMatiC MilaSara fic that I won't link to. I really think its vibes could be turned into an angsty coming of age mini-series or film.

horny answer: Symbiosis. Or any of the other PWPs. Just gimme the porn.

17. What’s something you’ve learned about while doing research for a fic?

Triumph T110 Tigers built in 1954 had problems with their cast iron cylinder heads distorting when they got too hot.

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

this is a tough one. Can't really think of one off the top of my head. But I guess the ones I choose to put in the summary of my fics probably count? So here's the one from Symbiosis:

He could pour all his frustration into this, all the pent up rage that had no other outlet, all the bottled up emotions that were given no room in the strict schedule of his life, and JJ would absorb it all, every time, without fail.

29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.)

Here's a tiny snippet from No Nut November that didn't make it into the final version:

“Did you just fucking spank me, Altin?!” Yuri sputtered.

“Nah,” Otabek said with a shit-eating smirk, “That was just a little warning swat. Trust me, if I was spanking you, you'd know.”

It's been moved to the scrapyard, so there's a chance it might get recycled at some point (maybe in Destroy Dick December?)

fan fic writer asks

#lou answers #anon ask #fan fic writer asks #ask game #ask meme

[feelingpoorly]

GUYS I DID IT

I finally finished editing my 17k fic!

My queue is nearly done, and we are nearly ready to kick this shit off!

It's gonna have to go through a couple more rounds of editing first, Pine from @kinkcommissions is going to be my beta, but arghhh I actually finished something?

I mean I kinda hate it now, but at least it's done. Writing and actually FINISHING my first fic in years was hard. Especially as it's not only a new fandom, but I've never written any fandom before except YOI (lol).

I don't hate the end as much, so maybe stick around for that? xD

I'm gonna post it on Ao3 and stuff too, but what do I do on here? Do I post it chapter by chapter (6 parts) or do I just go nah fuck it and post the entire 17k monster in one go... idk what to do.

I hope you like angsty, whumpy LOTR lol

#rambling #sickfic #whump #whump fic

[atlasshrugd]

SPOILERS

JUTS FINISHED THE FINALE. KILLING EVE IS FUCKINT DEAD TO ME. THIS IS WORSE THAN GAME OF THRONES. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THAT??? THEY GAVE US NOTNING. NOTNING MADE SENSE. ENDING WHILE EVE SCREAMS FROM THE BIGGEST HEARTBREAK OF HER LIFE WHILE VILLANELLE’S DEAD BODY SINKS INTO THE SEA???? WHAT. THE. FUCK. I HATE THE WRITERS. PWB PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LAWYERS IM SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID. AFTER ALL THAT. NOPE. FUCK YOU. JUST THINKING ABOUT VILLANELLES DEAD BODY BEING BLOATED AND GREY AS JT GETS PULLED FROM THE DEEP WATER IS SO FUCKED. GHIS IS ABSOLRILET FUCKED. ABSOLUTELT NO CLOSURE. OH GOD EVE. HOW IS SHE GOING YO COPE. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THAT. ANS WHAT THE FUCK CAROLYN. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU BUT WHY THE FUCK WOILD SHE DO THAT. I AM GOONG TO KILL THAT BITCH. I WISH THEY HAD MORE TIME TOGETHER. THERE WAS STILL SO MUCH TJEY NEEDED TL SAY TO EACH ORHER. SO MUCH TIME WASTED. SO MUCH TO EXPLORE WITH EACH ORHER FINALLY ON EQUAL SOLID GROUND. THIS IS SUCH A TRAGEDY. TRULY. I AM SO SAD AND GUTTED. WHY COULDNT THEY WRITE IT PROPERLY AND GIVE VILLANEVE A HAPPY ENDING LIKE IN THE BOOKS? THIS FELT SO CRUEL AND MEAN SPIRITED. THEY RLY DONT GAF ABOJT THE FANS OR THE WATCHERS OF THE SHOW WHO HAVE STUCK BY IT FROM THE BEFONNING. THEY GAVE VILLANELLE SUCH A DISGRACEDUL DEATH. THEY SHOWED NO RESPECT TO HER. THE WHOLE THING WAS LACKLUSTRE IN TERMS OF PLOT AND PACING TOO. BUT KILLING EVE WAS MY COMFORT SHOW AJD NOW I DOIBT I CAN EVER WATCH IT KNOWING HOW CRUELLY IT ENDS. VILLANELLE AND EVE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER OH MY GOD. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS. WRITERS LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS. THE GAYS FUCKING LOST TODAY.

#no but I am still in shock #this is the biggest finale butchering since got #like I was so happy they finally kissed and had a normal relationship #but knowing how it ended and how much was left unsaid and unresolved just depresses everything #I can’t even be happy for that #they just wasted so much time #and so much potential #FOR WHAT??? #TELL ME #FUCING FOR WHAT??? #I hate this so much #killing eve was my comfort show and now I can’t watch it without knowing how cruelly butchered it will end up #nah fuck yoi #killing eve spoilers #killing eve finale #killing eve #mine

[annnnuwumarrriee]

it actually hurts. like my heart is breaking and i actually feel guilt and anxiety over this.

i'm romancing vi and i'm at the part where i gotta save her or lou and it's leaving me shaky because of what happens to louis.

i know if you let vi get taken she gets mentally (and probably emotionally) fucked up because clem abandons her (whether you romance her OR louis) but lou loses his fucking tongue.

that isn't just emotional/mental damage, that's physically fucked up for the rest of his life. that is him no longer being able to speak, no longer being able to make his friends laugh when things are tense, no longer able to make dumb jokes and play silly games. nothing.

it fucking hurts and i hate myself because my 3rd file when i'm caught up with violets is romancing lou/saving vi because g o d i wanna hurt myself more with that heartbreaking scene yo (plus i love romancing lou like i'll never get tired of it)

i'd probably also romance vi/save lou to see the scene differences too but shhh

#ok ok #im unpausing my game now to save vi #it hurts yo #twdg violet #twdg louis #twdg tfs #violentine #clouis #both ships are 👌👌👌 #if i see yall hating on either on this post i'll smack yoi #you* #or if you start bitching at me lol #like nah fuck off

[cosyintrovert]

..

#dont you love when your friend makes plans with you then ditches yoi #doesnt text you #for 2 days then is mad at you for literally no reason #love that for me #i literally woke up early to go out early and she decides nah youre not worth waking up for or talking to all weekend #I want to die right now #the holidays are stressful as fuck #and this bullshit on top of it #personal

[doctorgerth]

Hello love ❤️ congrats on another milestone 🤗 I wanted to see if I can request a fem chubby reader with Marco. They both retired from the pirates life they are living in Sphinx. The reader since being retired has gotten a little bit chubby. Possibly a nsfw scenario Marco and her are doing some sexy time and Marco is itching to start a family. During the sexy time he say to her like “I want you to carry my child.” She asked him if he okay with her getting more bigger than she gotten and he doesn’t care about her size that she is perfect the way she is and loves her for her no matter what she weigh.

I love this chubby reader idea you are doing. Me being a chubby girl it took my a long time to become comfortable in my teens I always hid behind a lot of clothes it took me a long time to feel okay with myself me being in 20’s Im perfect the way. Everyone deserves to be happy in there own skin no matter what they look. We are all beautiful no matter what we look like❤️

thank you!! you are sweeeeet <3 I’m so happy you’ve found the self-love and confidence you deserve! you are gorgeous in every way, and so so perfect just the way you are! 🥰

ahsjjsdb at first I saw you said “scenario” and I was like nah I’ll probs just do a few headcanons but then my brain was like “nahhh we going full nsfw scenario for this one babey” 😳 and I don’t even care for marco that much how did this happennnnn 😩

plz don’t read if the idea of pregnancy makes you icky.

marco x chubby f!reader

(nsfw warning — mating press, breeding)

the fluttering of your cunt around Marco’s cock is maddening. his eyes fall where they always do, trailing up your plump thighs that he grips like a vice, bending them back to grant him better access to fuck into you. then wandering along the folds of your belly, the way they’re pushed back, jiggling from the force of his thrusts which only makes him want to thrust harder into you. last, his eyes gaze upon your perfect tits bouncing freely as he takes you. with his impending release, mind dizzy with carnal pleasures, he can’t help but to think about all these endearing parts of you plumping up if you were to carry his child.

how perfect would your breasts look, bigger, heavier, full with milk for your little one? your already cute belly large and swollen with his child? the imagination of this sight alone is enough to push Marco dangerously closer to the edge and in attempt to slow it down, he slows down and switches positions to fold your legs back even further, Marco now squatting and slowly driving down into your cunt.

“I want you - huff - to carry m-my - fuck! - child.” he admits in pants, awaiting your response. though in this position, he’s not sure he can hold back much longer.

it’s hardly time for conversation, but you can’t help but to spill out your frantic questions, “w-will you still love me? even if I get big- ahh!” he hushes you with a harsh thrust, flattening you underneath his weight as he grabs at your fleshy hips.

“don’t say it, please.” he stills inside you, the pain of holding back his orgasm for the nth time is near paralyzing, but he kisses along your sweat soaked skin in tender motions, “I love you, no matter your size-yoi. don’t you know that by now? look at how crazy you make me, look at how much I want you.” he begins sliding in and out of you, slow and careful, “is our love making not enough proof of how helplessly in love I am with you-yoi?”

you stifle your moans, nearly unable to formulate your words, “mean it?”

he kisses your temple, “you’ll look so beautiful carrying our child. I love you,” he grabs your hands in his, maintaining a steady pace, “and I want to start a family with you. don’t you want that too? little you’s and me’s running around-yoi?”

the thought of bearing his child, his loving hands never leaving your full belly as you carry his baby, the proud look in his eyes as he helps you through pregnancy and motherhood, a little baby or even babies in his arms. you know deep in your heart that Marco would be a good father, that he’s meant to be a father.

“y-yes. I want to have your babies, Marco.”

you almost miss the tears swelling in his eyes as he’s quick to fold you back into a mating press, hasty and relentless as he drills into your cunt with desperation.

“you’re going to be the prettiest, sexiest mother, (Name)-yoi. I won’t be able to keep my hands off you.” he promises with huffy laughter. it doesn’t take long until he cums, kissing your cervix as he releases every drop of his load deep inside you. his warm hands press against your belly as he holds you back to let his cum settle, silently praying his seed takes. if it doesn’t, he’s more than happy to give you more until it does.

#doctorgerth #chubby love #scenario #ns.fw #one piece x chubby reader #marco x reader #tw: breeding #tw: pregnancy #anon