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chrisdrysdale · 2 years
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Jealous dilf Bucky 🥴🥴
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Ok see when I hear dilf!bucky my mind instantly goes to dbf!bucky, like he just hanging with your dad and you get all dolled up to go on a date and he does not like that.
“Bye guys see you later!” You shouted as you walked out the door.
“Honey wait, Bucky can drop you up if you like, maybe then you can have a drink. You took a deep breath in before responding “yeah ok, that would be great, thank you Mr. Barnes” l
Bucky leads you out to his car and begins driving but he stops just in a corner near your house. “Mr. Barnes is everything okay?”
He leans his hand over and grabs onto your cheeks aggressively, he drops his other hand to your thighs and spreads your legs out, your skirt riding up to your hips, revealing you lace covered crotch. “what my name baby?”
“Mr Barnes” you whimper out before crying out loud when he lays a light slap down on your pussy
“Once again, what’s my name”
“Bucky?” you question, he shakes his head before slapping you again, you covering your moan with a cough.
He squeezes your cheeks a bit harder and grits his teeth “what’s slap my slap name slap“
“Daddy!” You cry out as you feel you arousal leak through your panties. “Good girl” he whispers as he begins rubbing tight circles on your clit through you panties.
“Are you gonna be a good girl and fuck me instead of going on that dumb date”
“Yes daddy” you moan as your hips buck up. Bucky pushes the back of his chair back and grasps onto your hips, pulling you over his crotch. “Go on take Daddy’s cock out” you quickly scramble and unbuckle his pants, pulling his cock out as he messaged your boob. “Do you wanna ride daddy’s cock”
“Yes please” you practically growled at him. He grasped onto your hips and gently pushed your panties aside and lined you up before letting you sink down in your own time. As you went down you fell flat onto Bucky’s chest, before he sat you back up and pushed you down a little. Once you bottomed out you dragged yourself back up and stared bounce.
“Such a tight pussy” Bucky moaned as his hand fell to your clit and started rubbing in tight circles. “Daddy! You feel so big!”
“Much better then that dumb little date of your huh?”
“So much better, no one else but you”
And that’s all Bucky needed to hear
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sergle · 6 months
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Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM
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dasketcherz · 9 months
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it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot
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majunju · 21 days
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cold
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munsons-mutiny · 1 month
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One of my favorite trope for Steddie is Steve hunting down Eddie when the kids join Hellfire and giving him a long list of dos and donts.
At first Eddie thinks he’s just being a prick, and worried he’s going to turn the nerds into freaks like him. Especially when he says not to mention drugs in front of Dustin.
But then he starts pulling out lists of monsters that can’t be in campaigns. And like what??? Why can’t he use demagorgons? They were gonna be in the next combat! He’s tempted to ignore the warnings, in fact he’s all set to, but something about Steve’s face when he was laying it all out haunts him. Something so deadly serious about it. So first he decides to test the waters to see if he’s full of shit.
When the session starts, he makes a throwaway comment, “you’re acting like there’s a mindflayer around the corner.”
All the kids freeze but Wheeler especially looks like he’s going to be sick. He even grabs at the bracelet around his wrist. The one he always said his best friend made him before he moved.
Eddie curses himself for even trying to test it out after that, and immediately bullshits the whole session so he can scrap any hint of demogorgans from the campaign.
After that session he drives straight to Harringtons house and demands they go over all the things he can’t include again, in detail, while he takes notes.
He doesn’t know what’s going on with these freshmen, but he knows trauma when he sees it and well he’d gotten attached to the gremlins.
When he leaves that night, he thinks Steve is looking at him with approval. Like he trusts him with their well-being now.
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utterdrip · 5 months
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this is Thee™️ Compilation for me
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lazylittledragon · 1 month
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mombin™ has me in a CHOKEHOLD right now
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cheese-water · 1 year
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he is the only funny person on the damn app
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sourscratched · 3 months
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unsleeping misc
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chrisdrysdale · 2 years
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SEND ME SEX QUESTIONS!
(I’ll be honest)
* 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
* 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
* 3. Are you a virgin?
* 4. Are you in a relationship?
* 5. Are you in love?
* 6. Are you single this year?
* 7. Can you commit to one person?
* 8. Describe your crush
* 9. Describe your perfect mate
* 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
* 11. Do you ever want to get married?
* 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
* 13. Do you get jealous easily?
* 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
* 15. Do you have any piercings?
* 16. Do you have any tattoos?
* 17. Do you like kissing in public?
* 20. Do you shower every day?
* 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
* 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
* 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
* 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
* 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
* 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
* 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
* 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
* 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
* 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
* 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
* 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
* 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
* 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
* 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
* 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
* 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
* 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
* 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
* 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
* 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
* 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
* 43. How long was your longest relationship?
* 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
* 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
* 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
* 47. How old are you?
* 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
* 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
* 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
* 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
* 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
* 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
* 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
* 55. Share a relationship story.
* 56. State 8 facts about your body
* 57. Things you want to say to an ex
* 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
* 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
* 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
* 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
* 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
* 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
* 64. What is your definition of cheating?
* 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
* 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
* 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
* 68. What is your sexual orientation?
* 69. What turns you off?
* 70. What turns you on?
* 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
* 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
* 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
* 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
* 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
* 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
* 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
* 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
* 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
* 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
* 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
* 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
* 83. Who was your first kiss with?
* 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
* 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
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lizkreates · 11 months
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Black Coffee & Donuts ☕ 🍩
~A Trigun fan comic~
(Image description under cut)
[ID: PAGE 1 Panel 1: Wolfwood and Vash sit at a bar counter just as they’re finishing breakfast. Wolfwood annoyed, is hunched over grasping his coffee mug as he pushes Vash’s face away, who is playfully waving a chocolate sprinkle around. Dialogue: Vash: “Try a donut? Come on, they have sprinkles on the today!” Wolfwood: “Forget it, Spikey!”
Panel 2: Close-up of Vash’s hands breaking the donut into a smaller piece, crumbs flying in the air.
PAGE 2: Panel 1: Vash, drawn in chibi style, reaches over and gently places the donut piece on Wolfwood’s empty plate, utensils resting on the side. Wolfwood, holding his hot black coffee, looks over his glasses annoyed. Dialogue: Vash: “Just a piece?”
Panel 2: Close-up of Vash with pleading eyes and an innocent smile asking “Do it for me?”
Panel 3: Dialogue: Wolfwood: “Okay, but only if you try black coffee.” Vash: “You got yourself a deal!” Wolfwood and Vash toast their coffee mugs in agreement.
PAGE 3 Panel 1: Wolfwood, eyes closed, begrudgingly puts the donut piece in his mouth and eats it. Dialogue: I don’t get what’s so great about this.
Panel 2: Wolfwood looks over to Vash, who is cartoonishly dumping the entire cup of hot coffee in his mouth. He snaps at him “What are you doing?!”
Panel 3: Vash yells, “HOT HOT HOT!!!” Steam rises out of his mouth, and tears stream down his face as he waves his mouth with both hands in an attempt to cool it down. Wolfwood shouts, “You idiot! You’re not supposed to drink it all at once.”
Panel 4: Wolfwood calms down, now concerned if Vash burned himself, and asks “Are you okay?” Vash leans over and chugs a pitcher of water and answers “Mm-mm.” (Which is uh-huh mumbled.)
PAGE 4: Panel 1: Close-up of Wolfwood’s lower face, as he takes off his glasses, no longer concealing part of himself. “Sorry, I should have warned you.”
Panel 2: Wolfwood looks down remorsefully and cradles his coffee mug with both hands. “You need to respect it. Nurse it slowly, let it cool down. Savor the bitter taste.”
Panel 3: Close-up of Wolfwood’s eye in surprise. “It sounds just like you,” Vash observes.
PAGE 5: Panel 1: Wolfwood lights up and laughs, “Ha it sure is!” Panel 2: Vash lightly blushes and smiles softly looking at Wolfwood’s contagious grin. He got him to smile, a win.
PAGE 6: Panel 1: A view from behind, we see Vash and Wolfwood from the back as they continue their banter. Vash sits like a gay, legs everywhere, and Wolfwood straight like a proper Catholic boy. Vash asks “How’s the donut?” Wolfwood responds, “It’s sickeningly sweet…actually it reminds me of you.” Vash blushes, “Aw, Wolfwood! You called me sweet~” Wolfwood denies it, “N-no I didn’t…!” Kuroneko, a black cat, sleeps at the foot of Wolfwood’s bar stool. End ID.]
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aquilaofarkham · 1 year
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Resident Evil 4 Remake official concept art
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thepriceofsurvival · 1 month
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“Riko still believes he can win his father's attention with his fame. If the lord does not recover, Riko will take his anger and grief out on everyone around him."
Neil considered that, then said, "Good thing you're not there anymore."
"Jean still is," Kevin answered.
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schnuckiputz · 1 year
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something something about rockstar eddie on tour telling everyone left and right about his sweetheart, his stevie, the light of his life, his sweet lil baby. getting more and more excited about when he's going to see his sweetheart at a concert soon.
the roadies and techs are kinda excited about it - placing bets on what kind of girl could have big bad rockstar eddie munson this starry eyed. with the way eddie is going on they are absolutely convinced that she's some tiny little slip of a girl that wears pastel pink everywhere and has never ever done anything bad in her life.
the big day arrives, everyone is excited to meet eddie's lil princess...but instead "sweet little babygirl stevie" is some big jock dude in a polo shirt and lightwash jeans who carries around equipment like it weighs nothing and who swears like a sailor when someone nearly drops an amp on his foot.
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theplatypusblue · 4 months
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extremely dumb comic detailing a small misunderstanding. ninjago lore gets pretty wild.....
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kicktwine · 1 year
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writing advice: every chapter should have something that makes you, a sicko, say yeesss… hahaha… yeeesss!!! and it doesn’t quite matter what you are a sicko about but it’ll be hard to get through the chapter if nothing makes you press your face into the window
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