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ok wait belated I never thanked everyone for the advice on extreme fights (thank you!!!!!) and I’ve decided to level dragoon to 90 and THEN try them. simply because despite how much I like black mage (and I think im not bad at it) there’s a ton of moving in the trials I Want to try for, so I want to make it easier on myself

#barbariccia………… especially #learning things makes me concentrate and thus miss my rotation. maybe after I learn the fight I’ll go back to BLM #kipspeak #ffxiv

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you know how some people go to parties and befriend the pets there like the dogs & cats? whenever i go to social functions i somehow end up randomly in charge of children. i don’t know how it happens. people are always just foisting children off on me in public places.

and the thing is it never stops at one child, because once you have one with you, another child approaches, and then parents start to think you’re perhaps some sort of hired childcare at the function and they don’t ask you. more children appear whose parents pointed at you and the other children and said, “oh look! that’s where all the kids are! go over there!”

I was at a work picnic once and a man from another department asked me to hold his 5-month-old while he filled up his plate. Then he got distracted talking to friends and didn’t come back for thirty minutes. I stood there with this baby whose name I actually didn’t know, chit-chatting a meeting new colleagues, and everyone assumed it was my baby and kept asking about him and what was I supposed to do? Say, “oh this isn’t mine” ?? Because then they’d ask whose it was and we actually hadn’t exchanged names. So then what would I say, “I don’t know” ??????????

I started wondering if I needed to make up a fake backstory for this baby.

The baby’s MOM eventually showed up looking for her husband, saw me, and said, far more pleasantly than she needed to, “hi! You seem to have my baby????”

I was just like, “indeed. so I do.”

I once volunteered to run the bubble table at a local festival. The point was to come get bubble wands & soap to use around the festival, but people just started sending their children over en masse. The festival ended, and I still had like 17 unattended children. I needed to go home.

I had no idea what to do. I needed to find an event organizer but I couldn’t leave them alone? So I started walking around the festival with a line of hand-holding children to find an authority I could give them away to like some sort of reverse Pied Piper

once I ended up in charge of a 3 year old at a funeral and she realized what death was and that she was going to die one day. I was holding her & she was crying while I was desperately trying to locate her parents.

Idk where I’m going with this.

I need to find a way to seem less approachable so no more strange toddlers have mortality crises in my arms.

#I also consistently attract children. most of the time not on purpose but some of the time it is on purpose #because I can tell they’re 1) bored 2) about to start climbing things they shouldn’t and I have plenty of distractions so no one falls in #like a river or the toilet #but most of the time. I’m not a baby magnet babies are not foisted upon me Thank goodness I’m not sure what to do with babies #toddlers and young kids will gather around me and just hang out #And now I have seven kids I can’t leave or they’ll go. Somewhere ????? Unattended??? They will do no such thing

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@kicktwine's DRK Alisaie art has sent my brain into overdrive and inspired me to do my own take on the idea so have a few rough gposes

consider this a teaser for a future project :)

(credits under cut)

poses modified from: https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/48642 and https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/87810

Shader is the OMGEorzea preset

Made using Ktisis and Glamourer

#se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 se.6 danger bongos boodooduduboodoodudu #SAID AS A TERM OF EXCITEMENT THAT’S ME ON THE BONGOS. THAT’S ME SLAPPING THEM WITH MY PAWS #also omg. You had to shrink the sword by a little because she’s so tiny…….. help…. She’s too small….. a little beast… #I should start tagging these #ffxiv #UHHHHH #drk!alisaie #good enough!’!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵👏❗️🎉🙏🔥 #👏👏👏❗️🫵🔥🎉👍👊🙌👏☝️☝️☝️

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She's snoozin' z...z...z...

#she snooz #dunmeshi

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Shop Update!🎉

Now that I am post-con everything is now stocked, restocked and accounted for including a bunch of new stuff I never even posted about! Wahoo!

✨You can find it all on my shop right now!!✨

I've got Ventus and Vanitas Pins, some Mario RPG stickers, my super cool MONSTER DOOR charm, plus the return of the dream drop holo pins (+sticker versions)!

Also, the Ventus and Vanitas have foil hot stamped eyes that gleam and shine all cool :^)

#can confirm the boys eyes are adorably shiny #vani looks like a kitty cat :3 meow meow meow #THE DOOR CHARM ALSO HAS A UNIQUE BACK BY THE WAY it’s very very cute #I like the back it makes me think of them zooming away. nyoom

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vash in the desert

i like how this turned out 🥹

#trigun #beautyful…

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Falin's retreat was SO PRETTY!

#YESYESYES THE SCRATCHING AND FALLING AND CLAWING UP THE WALL #GONGEOUS. .. #dunmeshi

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Laios was right - she's so cool!!

#dunmeshi #HI <3

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- found wanting

#dunmeshi #FALIN TOUDEN ❗️❗️❗️❗️

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What the. not myths of the realm making me tear up

#hey………. #Play game

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legally if. look if i know you by one name legally please you have to tell me if it’s you on an alt or a sideblog or under a different username PLEASE PLEASE IM STUPID

#kipspeak #this just happened aGAIN…. I DONT RECOGNIZE U PLEASE THE DOTS DONT CONNECT #and sometimes I think you’re the same person when you’re NOT— #how should I know if you’re the same person (the same name is in their alt) WHAT IF ITS NOT THEM

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FELLOW ERICH ENJOYER. my buddy erich i love him so much

my best buddy eric tony who was here for two hours and we’ll never see him again 😔😔😔!! please take this clip of shinywindow on YouTube bc the mortal kombat theme makes me crack up

#ask #redisweird #ffxiv #pandaemonium

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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

#exactly

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me: chilling

the athena who lives in my brain, loudly: testify 🎶 come take a bite 🧚‍♀️🧚🧚‍♂️🥁🦋🎧pride🕺🏽💃and greed 🕺🏽🦋✨ thirsting for more 🥁🧚💃🧚‍♀️ twisted 🕺🏽and broken 💃and words left unspoken 🧚 journeys end 🎧🥁🕺🏽💃as I ascend 🧚🔔🦋🔔✨🔔🎧🔔💃🔔🕺🏽🔔🥁🔔🔔🔔🦋🧚‍♀️🔔🔔🔔🧚‍♀️🔔💃🕺🏽✨🔔🎧🧚‍♀️🧚🥁🔔💃🔔🔔🔔🦋

#prev I was about to be like This post is about one amongst the weary not Athena the tireless one but then I tried to look up the lyrics #and everything says something different wrt the line I thought was ‘thirsting for more’ #hello. what is real…….. soken help #ffxiv #the two songs have different lyrics if no one in the audience was aware Athena embellishes her song to be More Threatening

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Have entered the horrendous state of “brain full of thoughts but not specific or actionable thoughts it’s just really loud and excited in here” for the past Several Nights send help

#I want to make things but I still have. tendonitis #or whatever is going on that isn’t going away #so I have to NOT do 38598593 things I can only do one a day #aaaaAAAAAAA #kipspeak

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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ARACHNE…?

abt to go fight athena I’ll post the video after

#THIS IS A FINAL FANTASY POST MADAM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM— #ARACHNE LOOK OUT. ATHENA IS CASTING ULTIMA BLADES ARACHNE NO SHES TOO BUSY WEAVING