#my egg is cracking

[lotuslate]

oh, your love is sunlight!

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #hanguang jun #lan zhan #wei ying #jessbye #egg #another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight! #im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap #the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :’) #made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha… #anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd

[wis-art]

bus stop

or how raphael became wiki and a lesbian

#comic #my art #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #drawing #sketch #hehe wiki pre transition #she knew lucy is into women #and seeing a girl doing so stupid cracked her egg lolol #wiki #lucy #lucy wiki #lucy HATES cigarettes #long post #lesbian #trans

[astrobei]

he’s very tired after his surprise party btw

#happy birthday to mike one of my characters of all time fr #u already know how i feel about him so i will keep it short and sweet #thank u for consistently allowing me to crack ur head open like an egg and mess around with the insides #sigh. but like fr #happy mike day 🥳 !! #here’s to many more mike fics from me #ur local mike wheeler enthusiast #(see pfp for reference) #also pssssst #they’re wearing each others clothes pspspspsps #not that it’s rly relevant i just thought u shd know #bc i created this and i said so #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro draws #creating an art tag which is maybe presumptuous of me we’ll see how often it gets used

[fluffyartbl0g]

If you asked me to describe them in one picture it would be this

Here’s the scene in question ^^^^ ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD

And here’s the exact screenshot I redrew

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #revolutionary sabo #portgas d. ace #curly dadan #asl brothers #i keep thinking of that post of someone wondering why sabo is depicted so batshit insane in fanon #and the person answered that it was prolly mainly because of the ‘crack your egg like a skull’ line #but then i watch stuff like this. and i see that absolutely crazed look in his eyes even at the young age of 10 #and im like. THAT MAN WAS BATSHAT INSANE FROM THE START #this whole food fight scene is so dear and integral to my love of the asl bros ihope you know #its an anime only scene too XDDD

[dialogueofdiscord]

I thought I'd be good browsing etsy while waiting for my crucible to cool in Chem lab but then I see this and remember the right wing bs my mother watches on YouTube and now I'm sad again because I can't let myself hope for that future yet.

#MY EGG IS CRACKING #PRIDE #ftm #sobbing #goddammit Mom #she also doesnt remember the months of fights we had at breakfast to force me to wear a bra #or how all my toys had boy names #or how i gave my dolls haircuts so that they were also boys

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

#stardew valley #alex stardew valley #alex sdv #stardew valley 1.6 #spoilers #every other time I give him an egg he’s normal and like thanks this is great for bulking up #but this time he was like lemme just crack that bad boy right open #alright fuckin Gaston lmao??? #also I’m still using the Yandere mod tho this is my oc Elijah #I made him years ago but I wanted to remake his file bc I haven’t touched it in years #and it has like 100+ hours on that farm #anyways massive adv brain rot rn #none of you will escape me

[britcision]

My friends of Dungeon Meshi

I have a gift for you and it is IRL Laios and Senshi

Someone gave this lovely Korean couple a supermarket that will sell them American cheese 100 slices at a time and I just… yeah it’s them

They have also acquired ostrich eggs and on the one hand they are the perfect people to have them and I’m delighted they did but on the other hand it does feel like someone should be trying to stop them

Not succeeding. Just… trying

I now feel a very visceral understanding for Marcille and Chilchuck’s experience because I am watching in mild horror but I would also have no choice but to try it given the chance

Note: if you’re gonna be a chickenshit about unusual ingredients you haven’t eaten before your Laios or Senshi fan card will immediately be revoked I do make the rules

There’s a bunch of fascinating things they’re doing with tripe and organs and things I’ve never eaten and absolutely none of it gives me the visceral urge to run of boiling noodles in American cheese

Also their mayo is in The World’s Worst Squeeze Bottle it looks like tentacles and it gives me inverse ASMR so watch with caution for shit to get weird but none of you are gonna embarrass this fandom by saying something like “oh gross guts”

The channel is called Try To Eat and I’m not gonna lie I have complete faith in their abilities to eat absolutely anything they want to

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #try to eat #korean cooking youtubers #coming for my heart #food wizards #ostrich egg meringue #cooking ramen in boiling cheese #tbh i’d probably die breathing the air in their kitchen i cannot handle spices #not even the ones that taste reeeeeeeally good 😭 #cracked black pepper can fuck me up i can’t eat any of their savouries 😭 #but i want tooooooooooo 😭 #food #adventurous food #Youtube

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

#riordanverse #pjo #percy jackson #Artemis pjo #hunters of artemis #crack fic idea: Poseidon and Zeus have broken the oath several times before Thalia Jason and Percy. Artemis has just been hauling ass across #the country each time it happens. they have been so fucking lucky that their kids have been girl or girl-adjacent so far. #Artemis gets her info from Apollo (who gets pinged whenever a new potential prophecy child is born) #the hunters weren’t at westover to hunt thorn or even recruit Thalia. they were ACTUALLY there because Artemis got a text from her brother #like ‘lol the di angelo kids are out of the lotus hotel’ #and Artemis is like gods FUCKING damnit hades I thought we had an understanding #OTHER fic idea: Bianca joins the hunters in the 30s and Nico goes to the casino alone #OTHER OTHER fic idea: Artemis can tell people’s gender sometimes before they can and now she has to crack trans Percy’s egg before she turns #sixteen so she’ll agree to join the hunters and put the prophecy off once again. #anyway. this has been my defense of Artemis. #eli rambles #eli writes

[samglyph]

I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.

#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best #but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical? #like yeah haha I listen to bad music #and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste #but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD #and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music #I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche #the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god #ok anyway. sorry #listened to Will wood again #and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it. #and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it #ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg #music #text #personal #kinda

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

#do you see my vision #voltron #shiro #keith #adashi #people are like 'haha voltron renaissance!! klance 4ever!!' meanwhile i'm still stuck in the adashi mines #shiro wasn't entirely wrong but adam was more right. #i like to imagine young adult adam and shiro are going to bed and adam is like 'we need to talk about keith.' #shiro (immediately): don't listen to iverson that guy has it out for keith. #adam: no that's- it's really cute how you always immediately have keith's back. but no i'm talking about supporting keith as he grows up #adam: because i think keith is like Us. if you get my meaning. #shiro: huh.. (oh!! Gender.) i wasn't sure if i should bring it up but yeah i've noticed a couple things.. what's our game plan? #adam: (giving a heartfelt speech about making sure keith always feels loved and cherished) #shiro: (earnestly listens but also in the back of his mind he's planning on how to casually introduce gender-neutral pronouns to keith) #adam is waiting with bated breath for keith to bring a boy home meanwhile shiro is like geez this egg is taking a while to crack... #shitpost #wait this post makes more sense if you buy into my other vision which is that shiro is transgender. always assume im writing trans shiro.

[qqchurch]

once again going through the motions of outlining a fic where a depressed eggy guy gets magically transformed into a girl, ayup

#qq posts #sometimes you just make a neutron-star dense egg and you need something to crack her asap #'action fantasy with a side of gender euphoria' is closer to my preference in premises tbh #probably gonna be a bit gnarly once i get to the part with the cannibalism and tentacles... probably

[notherpuppet]

I’m so overwhelmed with what we saw,,,, I’m trying to grasp onto one train of thought

#hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #I can’t even begin #what order do I go in #chaggie my otp forever #omg vaggie is so fucking badass #Carmilla is THAT GIRL FOR REAL HER SONG WAS SO GOOD #Susan LMFAO #Vox was sooo fucking funny #Lucifer is so cool #the Adam alastor fight was FUCKEN SICK #alastor is scared af of whoever he made his deal with holy shit #ahhh also Charlie made a deal with alastor!? #and i still don’t even freaking know if alastor is for the gang or against omggg #cracked up at Lucifer’s reaction to seeing alastor was still alive #and heartbroken at husk’s reaction #huskerdust is huskerdusting #MY DEAR SIR PENTIOUS #I hope the egg boys joined him in heaven too #Emily’s joy I fucking love her #oh also loot is CRAZY #and Lilith girl I know you wasn’t chillin on a beach for seven years #OMG QUEEN NIFTY

[worldwithoutmiracles]

made this in honor of the trans day of visibility/easter crossover event of 2024. get out there and crack some eggs, folx

#trans #transgender #trans day of visibility #trans rights #easter #I guess #I said #trans masc jesus #did I stutter? #the cross is actually a t and it stands for testosterone #put your hands in his top surgery scars and believe #crack that egg #rise up #keep on living #I had too many ideas for captions on this one I had to give up #all christians do is misgender god #and yet it's my gay ass that's going to hell? #mhmm we'll see about that #god is gay

[mspaint-flower]

i kept accidentally writing vEgg instead of vFlower for a while so

what if vEgg

eg

#vflower #v4 flower #v4flower #vocaloid #vocaloid flower #my art #ms paint #very shiny egg #do not crack it