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One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

#me and who

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are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

#incompetent intern hot <3 #really resonated w me tbh

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pulling myself up by my boob straps

#haven tag

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CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

#ah homoeroticism #challengers

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ZENDAYA as TASHI DONALDSON in CHALLENGERS (2023) dir.Luca Guadagnino

#this movie actually just changed me i think #challengers

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you said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me, said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me, SAID YOU WERE GONNA GROW UP THEN YOU WERE GONNA COME FIND ME

#thinking evil thoughts …. #<- ik what they are and im mad at you.

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#listening to super graphic ultra modern girl as i type this

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personally i hate bananas (texture nightmare) yet love banana bread (when mixed with the bread ingredients it stops being a texture nightmare). i contain multitudes

#MEEEE FOR REAL #why are they STRINGYYYYYYYYY

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the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless

#IM SAYINGGGGGGGGGGGG #god i’m so excited to watch but i need everyone to know that i’ve been on this train since i learned what a celeb crush was #GODDDDDDDDD.

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#sighs dreamily #bottoms 2023

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

#suni can confirm i have actually done this #<- it’s true i can

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commission for @nothoughts-onlywomen !!!

#SHUTUPPPPPPPPPPPP #i miss them so much #this is beautiful #lumax

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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#haven i was gna send this to you then realized who i was reblogging from #i mean idk who else would put lesbian stacy pnf art on my dash #pnf

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#i have therapy tmrw morning this might be useful

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]