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My wife gave me that look. It was the same look 9 months ago from our hot section. When we got the news that she was carrying twins; We were happy. I supported her every step through this pregnancy. She looks sexy now as she did before. I gently rub her belly and whisper in her. "Come with me to the bedroom."
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hoarder-of-danmei · 2 years
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[id: "soon as he unblocks me the wedding is back on" over Wen Kexing sipping from a small cup /end id]
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omg-hellgirl · 2 months
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Keith Richards, during interview to promote Voodoo Lounge, explained how he gets around New York. 
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lo-vena · 2 months
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Being nonchalant is not the same as neglectful. Always remember that.
-vena
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800milesisadrive · 2 years
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doorfus · 1 year
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Hello Privacy Enthusiasts !
Do you not like google street view showing your private home on the internet? You can have it blurred!! In the top left corner where the address is, click the three dots and select “report a problem”.
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[Image description: Screenshot of a dark gray box from google maps that shows a blocked out address, along with the pop up that shows when the three dots are clicked. The options read, “Print / Report a problem / Share or embed an image”. /end image description]
It opens a new page where there are options to zoom in on the problem area and the relevant options are to request a blurring!
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[image description: Screenshot of the report page with text that reads, “Why are you reporting this image? (Please choose from one set of options): Request blurring: What would you like for us to blur? A face / My home / My car / a license plate / A different object” /end image description]
You need to have an email address to attach to the report, but you can use a burner. ;) Yay privacy!!
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ayu-stuff · 1 month
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Edge for Mommy, sweetie
"HAHAHA I can't stop laughing. Just had a shower at your Daddy's place while you're at work with your poofy, childish pull-ups under your clothes! I hope some coworker of yours gets a peek at your cute little waistband. Are you wet honeyy???? Does Mommy's little baby need a change?
Gosh you're pathetic. He fucked me raw, btw. Not that you know what that even means... How long has it been since you don't see Daddy naked? Do you even remember what his big paci looks like? I bet a certain someone doesn't like the parental controls I had installed on all your devices... 😂😂
I bet you'd love it if I dropped my towel now. Such a shame I'm not doing it 😂🥰. But here, you can admire my womanly curves. Does it hurt knowing you're flat as a board and chubby as any 2-year-old toddler? Realizing that the most mature action you'll ever get is your messy humpy time in your crib? Which —I'm pleased to announce you— I record every time through the baby monitor. My friends absolutely love it.🥰
When you get home, you're getting a spanking from Dada. Just because I want to. I'm the Woman of the house now, sweetie, and you're just our clueless little daughter. Have I told you about the baby shower I'm organizing for you next week? Everyone's gonna come to get to know our cute little tot. My personal goal is to make you cry out of shame🥰.
You're 32 and I'm 25, I know, honey. But that makes it so much funnier!! Imagine how good it feels to make you run around the house all nakey-nakey, with a baby-food-stained bib as the only garment you're allowed. Cheeks all blushy and smelly from the baby mush you couldn't get inside your little mouth. Smooth, hairless skin below your neck, with a hilarious baby powder scent mixed with piss. No tits in sight. Just two childish mosquito bites. It's incredibly funny for me HAHAHA.
This afternoon, after your spanking, you're getting an enema and a diaper. And straight to bed with you😂😂. Messy little babies need a lot of sleepy time, don't they? Not as if you could get out of your crib without Mommy's or Daddy's help. I'm sure you will love to hear Daddy's moans through the baby monitor the whole night. I'm planning on sucking him off as you never managed to.
But for now, I want you to go to the nearest bathroom stall. I want a selfie in less than 3 minutes. Only in your wet pull-ups. Hurry up, kiddo.
And you're going to start edging at my video. You haven't been allowed to see so much nudity in months, squirt, so I want you to enjoy it. It's too much for such a young, pure soul like you to watch me almost naked. Almost.
But no cumming, though.
Edge to the body of the woman who destroyed your life and regressed you to the state of an infant.
Edge to the woman who now controls if, and when your messy diapers get changed, as well as how much humpy time you're allowed a month. I want to narrow it down to 30 seconds, what do you think?
Edge for me while thinking about all the things you're not allowed anymore just because I am the grown-up now, and you're the baby.
Edge for me while at work, half-naked and sobbing, knowing that anyone you know could enter the restroom and hear you moaning.
Gosh, you're pathetic. 😂😂😂
Edge for Mommy, sweetie."
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kawaiicloundgentleman2 · 10 months
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I can't believe that I am this big with the twins. I have a little over a month left before I deliver them. So my belly is going even bigger before that time comes. And my husband can't get enough of my big pregnant belly. He is always rubbing my belly and I love it. He knows it gets me hot and bothered and I am to pounce on him. Just the thought of it gets me going. Maybe once we leave the mall; me and my husband can have some fun.
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therookielove · 1 year
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Chenford’s chemistry was undeniable from the beginning!
Eric’s delivery of “you got legs don’t ya?” Always make me giggle!
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freekicks · 2 years
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“There’s no Raylan without Boyd, you know? There’s no one — there’s no reason for one to exist unless there’s another. It’s a fantastic relationship.”
-Timothy Olyphant describing the relationship betwen Raylan and Boyd, on the Justified season 2 “Clans, Feuds, and Apple Pie” featurette
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omg-hellgirl · 3 months
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In 1985, Mick Jagger responded to a question regarding the end of The Rolling Stones: "I think they've still got a long way to go."
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lustingnerdydoll · 4 months
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Wednesday work life
If you didn’t know I’m a masochist And I follow directions well
I’m in a business suit without panties and with a tack bra.
The pain is delicious and maddening and painful It has my head a bit fuzzy. I’ve already begged to be used.
I wish I was home edging. Or my tits pushed up against the wall fucked from behind, pain and pleasure in every thrust.
Aghhhh. Loading my mind today
Distract me from the need !? What’s a good book to read or song to run to?
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lo-vena · 5 months
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If ... you loved someone for a very long time, moving on feels like a betrayal. Betrayal to the love you offered, to the person you were, to all the efforts, hopes, and chances you're always willing to take for that person.
It just doesn't seem right to fall for someone else. It's painful but it feels so right to keep loving that same person and to keep hurting for him and because of him.
And you'll get lost between wanting to have a future for yourself and wanting to comfort, stay, and hug your past self. You will feel as if loving him was the only thing that you should do— the only thing that you can do.
And that's how you get stuck. You're aware that the love is gone but you don't acknowledge it. You don't want to— because it also means leaving and saying goodbye to your younger self.
For years, that's what will keep you going. That's what will haunt you— fooling you into believing you still love that person.
But, no.
So, mourn for your younger self who didn't achieved the kind of life and love story she wanted to have. Mourn and cry and grieve for all the hopes and dreams crushed. Keep crying. Keep grieving. Keep mourning for everything that has kept you alive for years but are now dead.
You can never be you if you keep holding onto the past version of you. It doesn't matter if that was your best version, just let it go.
You only think that was your best version because you're letting it hold you back from being the bestest version of you.
Cherish the past but do not hold onto it. You can move on. You can let go. Your younger self will forgive you. Your past self will be happy for you. Your past self needs to be freed— it will thank you for letting it go, it will be happy and proud. So, do it.
-vena
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thedeservedone · 1 year
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Hey uh remember that thing I did with the episode 29 captions
So anyways I uh
Still working on it
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kawaiicloundgentleman2 · 10 months
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As I get ready for my date night with my husband. I have to stop and take a picture of myself. I enjoy being pregnant and the way my man looks at me. It really turns me on and it makes me feel sexy. After our dinner date we definitely going to have some fun
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