#morty quotes

[histronic-gizmo]

MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS GENE, IM HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOTHER HERE

#rick and morty #morty quotes #funniest shit ive ever seen #gizmo text

[sh1ngaru]

i am but a weak man who gives into fandoms at a whim

#rick and morty #rnm #fanart #rick sanchez #morty smith #they destroyed the garage and decided to work in the living room but got bored like one hour later and quotes ordered fastfood #and now theyre playing full volume videogames at 3am and they didnt finish shit #just thought youd appreciate the lore

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Horangi confronting Y/N for helping alien!König hides from the government]

Y/N : yeah, so what?

Horangi : So what?!

Y/N : Yeah, so what if he’s an alien that’s escaped from the Area 51, Kim?!

Y/N : At least he’s active in the community! 🙄

Horangi : Active in the community?! It’s been killing people whoever gets too close to you!

Y/N : At least he’s not a gambling addict whose debts keeps piling up by day!

Horangi, gasps : You take that back—

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[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.

Rick:

Rick: I'm going to bed.

(Y/n): Good nitrogen.

Morty: Sleep tightrogen.

Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rick: [angry screams from the garage]

(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.

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[birdricks]

i love the stars (j'adore les etoiles)

#rick and morty #birdrick #birdperson #rick sanchez #artsbotz #I DID IT I DREW THEM YAYYYYYYYY <- normal #idk if im totallyyyy happy w the colours etc but watever im not spending any longer on it. lol #LOL sorry if this kinda doesnt make any sense. its a result of my enorrmmouss brain #i usually think abt rick more when it comes to birdrick simply bc. hes more fleshed out #butttt ive been rhinking abt bp a bit recently. #i rlly strongly associate bps feelings towards rick w stars. bcccc of a bunch of stuff #that one quote -> #how often do you suppose you might look up at the stars. and wonder what might have been had you just put your faith in rick. #anddd a couple songs. this one which is i love the stars by the orion experience #and more loosely starstruck by ummm #by sorry. #ANDDDDD the beacon. on ao3 #i beleive by abed with a knife. really super good makes me pass out #umm ok i actually dont have more to say. my brain is fried #guys. dont forget to set like hourly timers when u draw. to like remind u to drink and stretch. and blink #dont be like me.

[deadqueerboys]

M/n: not that it means anything but I'm married to the smartest man in the whole world.

Another Rick: We are the smartest man in the world.

M/n: :3

M/n: Mine is better.

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Paul, walking into the breakroom: hey, I'm doing a coffee run

Ted and Charlotte: *making out*

Paul, immediately turns and walks back out: never mind.

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[ricksanchezxmalereader]

M/n: do you ever just throw up 16 ounces of chili?

Rick: what???

M/n: I haven’t eaten chili in weeks, I don’t even know where it came from…

Rick: are you sick?

M/n: sick of being alive, haha, just kidding

Morty: jeez, and I though Rick was fucked up

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[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: Look at the General, such a dork around plants and animals

Wooley:...

Cody: I mean it's dangerous...at least it's interesting though.

Wooley:...

Cody: Though he ought to practice some more caution around the carnivorous plants.

Wooley:...

Cody: I mean it's kinda cute and worrying how his face lights when he can touch or pet the fauna and flora.

Wooley:...

Cody: How old is Obi-Wan?

Wooley:...

Cody: Old enough 'cause he's a Jedi Master and a council member and I've never seen a young Jedi Master.

Wooley:...

Cody: I think it's kinda sweet that despite his feats as a general behind closed doors he's a nerd.

Wooley:...

Cody: Wooley, I wanna marry Obi-Wan.

Wooley: OH REALLY?

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I’ve been replaying the Monster Prom games recently, and I’ve been trying to decipher why I find the meta-humor in those games funny, even charming. Normally meta-humor is one of the biggest turn-offs for a show or game for me. It’s one of the main reasons I stopped watching Rick and Morty after season 3. But, after some thought, I think I’ve finally figured it out.

With the Monster Prom games, the Meta-Humor never seems to come off as the characters hating their genre. Rather, they revel in it. Polly cracks jokes about you having to choose between two equally insane options instead of doing what any rational being would do in that situation. Aaravi gleefully enjoys being an RPG Protagonist in a Dating Sim. You can romance the fucking Narrator. And all of this is enjoyable because, while the characters are aware of the fact that they’re in a video-game, they act in good-humor and enjoy their lives all the same.

Most meta-humor seems to come from the characters resenting the genre they’re in. They joke about how much they hate the dumb story and how contrived it is. It’s always an eye-roll at the camera and it just gets tiresome. Rick and Morty feels like a slog to get through because the characters hate the story itself as well as each other. It just gets fucking tiring.

Deadpool makes jokes about how silly a superhero universe is, but he’s also giddy when he sees Juggernaut and eagerly points out superhero tropes that he enjoys. West of Loathing’s meta-jokes and arguments between player and narrator are charming and part of the fun. Because they all come from a place of genuinely enjoying the genre they’re a part of.

I dunno, just something I wanted to talk about. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go date Vera again.

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[phoenixyfriend]

Ahsoka: If I had a credit for every time I got infected by something deadly that made the capillaries turn almost black just under the surface of my skin and nearly killed me, I would have two credits. Ahsoka: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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[noodleowl]

"If you think my Rick is dead, he's fine! And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you!"

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty fanart #art #Had this one in the pipeline for a long time #The pipeline is getting emptier #I think about this quote more often than I should

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: If we're going to survive the night, you're gonna have to channel your repressed rage.

Lan Jingyi: I don't have any!

Wei Wuxian: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #incorrect quotes #source: rick and morty #wei wuxian

[bingobongocheerio]

Morty: I don't think (Y/N)'s pleased with you.

Rick: Why the fuck do you say that?

Morty: [reading] "Dear Rick, I hope this message finds you before I do."

#rick and morty #rick and morty x reader #rick and morty incorrect quotes #rick sanchez x reader #rick sanchez #morty smith #morty smith x reader

[whaliiwatching]

early/middle show vibes

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #anyone can interact!! #quote from the war of vaslav nijinsky by frank bidart (linked) #its the longest free excerpt i could find #just fits them so well… even now as rick tries to be better #hes not good. not yet. but he could be #lowkey wish i were around when this fandom was booming like four years ago #before tumblr went on its self destruction spree #now its like looking through a museum of a museum #mm…. anyway #very happy w the new leaves rick is turning over #rlly hoping they wont crash and burn

[harveyb-wabbit92]

[Miguel tries stop Pavitr who turned to coat to the spider-gang from entering the portal Hobie made, he rushes  towards teen claws ready to strike when someone gets in his way! 

Everything just stopped.... 

Both Pavitr and Miguel stared in shock as they saw R/n got between them, her eye welled with tears as she looked down Miguel’s mask retracted as he followed her gaze he let a shuddered breath as he saw his blood covered claws buried in her stomach.]

Miguel: R/...

R/n: Stop seo le do thoil...Miguel... {Stop this please....) 

[She falls back as Pavitr catches her.]

Pavitr: Miss R/n!?

[Pavitr looked Miguel who was still stunned at what he’s done then down at R/n, then at the portal that was closing, Without a second though Pavitr picked the scientist up and jumped through...leaving a shell-shocked Miguel behind.]

meanwhile in Hobie’s space, everyone is shocked as Pavitr comes jumping through the portal carrying R/n.]

Pavitr, showing them R/n’s wound: Help! I’m on Miguel’s shit list!

Hobie, clearing a space for R/n to lay on: Damn frickin right ya are, you’ve got his girl bleeding out on ya!

Gwen: What happened.

R/n, wincing: Miguel happened, he...h-he blew a gasket....Fuck!

Peter B: Are you okay?

R/n, grabs him by the collar: No the fuck I’m not, Peter, *grm* he got me in the fucking liver! It’s the hardest working liver in the multi-verse! And now it’s got frickin holes in it...*To Gwen* I hope all this is worth it!

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