#mom don’t show these to dad

[xiaq]

I really admire B’s faith in me because the man questions literally nothing I do to our house. And any time I try to get his input on home design related things he’s like “I know I’ll like anything you come up with and also do you remember the apartment I lived in for a decade until you moved in with me?” And that’s fair.

So, this morning, when he walked in on me painting the bedroom wall black, he just offered to help.

When I asked if he wanted to come to Home Depot with me to pick up a bunch of wood?

He sure did.

Did he ask why?

No he did not.

Did he express concerns about the compressor and nail gun I borrowed from our friend down the block?

He sure didn’t.

The man just vibes and offers to help sand or paint or hold things until a project is finished and then tells me he loves it and he had no doubts through the (admittedly sometimes concerning!) process. Amazing.

Anyway, I’m building a slat wall/headboard for our bed and my husband is great.

#mom don’t show these to dad #I will dazzle him with the final product first and then show him the progress pics #mylife #myface #lol #b #love #diy #home improvement

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 214

“I did an oopsie.” 

Clockwork paused in his work, gaze turning from his work towards his ghostling (it didn’t matter if he was an adult, he’d always be his ghostling) who was smiling nervously, avoiding his eyes. 

“Oh?” He kept his tone light, even as he worked on untangling a time knot. Honestly at least Danny was immune to any effect of time, even if he couldn’t look into his timelines in exchange. It came with being the other half of Infinity. 

“Yeeah… you know that corner of the multiverse you told me not to go to because you’re working on some time problems? I might have stumbled into one of the worlds in the corner…” 

He stopped his machinations, fully turning towards Danny- Space, his Core whispered and quivered in utter delight at having an Equal in power- with a raised eyebrow, leaning on his staff and silently telling him to explain. 

Danny poked his fingers together, giving a nervous laugh. “So uh, I was just exploring right? Well me and Ellie, you know how she gets when she can’t wander, and um… I er, we might have messed with some things in the creation of it… I didn’t know it was part of that universe, I swear! It was so far at the fringes and halfway into the Zone and I couldn’t just let a universe die before it began and-”

Oh- Oh! His ghostling (and his grand-ghostlings it sounded like) had claimed his first universe! He could put off these time knots, this was a grand milestone for any Ancient, nevermind such a primordial force as one of theirs.

And this is how a DC world came into being with humans evolving with more avian traits. Like wings. And claws. Look, Dan thought it’d be funny if they gave baby humanity wings and Ellie started rambling about how much farther they could travel if they had them and Danny thought it could be cool. Oh well, time to keep an eye on their itty baby world now…

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Ancient of Space Danny #Space Core Danny #Moon Core Ellie #Sun Core Dan #Why yes Dan & Ellie call Danny Mom/Dad #Wings Au #They all have favorite bloodlines that they think are neat or they’re rooting for #They also make sure the speedsters (“Look at them! They’re hummingbirds! They can’t focus!”) don’t cause Time Knots #Sam Adores Gotham from the moment Danny shows his friends their lil DC world #And that’s not even starting on the rest of things not even on Earth #Dan appears by Clark’s crib unseen one night & gifts him wings to be able to blend in with his human family #They can’t focus on every little thing but they do their best since it’s their first world #Whenever a hero is revived their wings look like they’ve been dipped in galaxies for several months at least #Jason’s never goes away- they look like a crimson sunrise with stars #Billy got a gift from Ellie & his wings have moon patterns even in his normal child form #Go wild with this

[virgothozul]

I - idk I have a special connection to the groceryshoppingtogether trope.

#No homo daddies #buddy daddies #kazurei #Gay dads #i haven’t even watched the thing but at this point i think i know 97% of the story #« Don’t ruin this innocent anime !! :’’( » is the title of all the yt videos i could find when i searched for scenes from the show #That tells me everything i need to know really. #If the straights are upset ; it must be hella gay. #Fanart #And yes ofc i referenced cookie cat bc steven universe and his 3 gay moms raised me.

[mmmairon]

Diluc’s pride and joy

Aprilluc day 4 [Horse]

#was finishing drawing this and my mom asked me why i draw the same guy so much #ma’am there is not a way i can explain this to you that would make sense to your neurotypical brain #ughhhfhh #parents when they don’t show interest in your hobbies or skills and in fact lowkey make fun of you for it <<<< #anyway #diluc #my art #genshin #aprilluc #to be clear my dad never did that he always asked me about my interests and games and sometimes even played with me #guess he was too good to be true. lol!

[buckboi]

Thinkin ‘bout after Buddie figure it out but before they’re dating, before they do anything, really, Buck insists on talking to Christopher and making sure he’s cool with him dating his dad

And Chris gives Buck a bitchy teenager look and asks him “Well, what’s going to change?”

And poor Buck is completely stumped when he realised that no, actually. It’s not going to change things in any material way, so he says, “Nothing, really,” and then, “I won’t sleep on the couch anymore when I stay over.”

And Chris says “Ew,” but when Buck flinches he thwacks him on the shoulder and says, “Not like that, just mean, nobody wants to imagine their dads sleeping together.”

And that is when Buck start’s crying.

#buck: I swear im not trying to be a parent or replace your mom or- #chris: don’t be stupid - I’ve had two dads since waaaaay before today #eddie is hiding behind the doorframe #also crying #buddie #911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[the-last-butter]

Mama Alberich HC doodles

#gungir is odin’s spear btw #huge fan of Kaeya’s bio mom being a strong khaenrian figure while his bio dad is Just Some Guy HC #hyv when will you show us some lady Khaenrians where’s gold I want to see her #her name is!! whatever you like I don’t know #genshin impact #kaeya’s mom #kaeya #kaeya alberich #brainworms #my doodles

[loife1m]

looks like our family isn’t gonna be together for new years either.

#my dad wants to go to a family friend’s #my mom just wants to stay home #my sister is trying to get us to do something #im sick of trying. #my family is never going to be together when it matters and im telling you #we’re gonna regret it #me and my sister are the only ones trying #im tired of trying to get people to do something they don’t want to do #whatever #it’s not going to happen #my mom is telling me to go have fun with friends #she even mentioned ld #idk #fuck it #the loife show #loife updates

[punkp3rcyjacks0n]

I desperately need Dionysus as a father figure to Percy

And in the beginning he acts like he doesn’t care about Percy, but as time moves on it’s harder to hide his worry and concern for him

One day he gets into a fight with a powerful monster, and Percy wins but gets quite injured and almost dies (per usual)

And Dionysus is just like-

“What in the HELL JACKSON?! DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT WAS?! YOU COULD OF BEEN KILLED- AND I KNOW THATS NOT UNUSUAL FOR YOU- BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER, DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED-“

And he stops there, realizing what he just did

Percy’s eyes brighten and he grins, Chiron chuckles. “You do care about me!”

Dionysus sends a glare at Chiron. “I most certainly do not Peter Johnson, now go to the infirmary to get patched up, you look a mess.” And even after the insult Percy is just laughing, cause he just knew it

Dionysus isn’t good with showing affection, but he does little things

He always makes sure he’s fed, and that he’s getting enough sleep, that the other campers don’t pick on him too much, he’ll let him sit beside him at meetings, or Percy will help him cheat at that one card game him and Chiron play, and on the days Percy feels depressed, Dionysus forces him to be productive, to get outside and out of bed, and makes sure he’s hydrated, (Water bottles will show up in his room every once and a while or even just next to him), and even though he doesn’t give them often, Percy has a few gifts from him

#pjo disney+ #percy pjo #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo fandom #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #son of dionysus au #dionysus #father son relationship #Dionysus is Percy’s dad #Percy can see that Dionysus doesn’t know how to show affection #but he’s trying #I feel like Dionysus gives off soccer mom energy almost #and if anyone messes with Percy it will not be pretty #don’t mess with his kid

[ninecloud7]

Long time no see 🫠

#missed me? #guess not #don’t worry bnha Art follows soon #steddie #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie stranger things #steve stranger things #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #my art #fanart #tv show fanart #mom steve #dad eddie #digital art #digital illustration #digital fanart

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*another normal day at the Newsies lodgehouse*

Elmer: *grabs block of knives* I’m gonna teach myself how to juggle!

Race: *distracted with the 12 fires he’s currently putting out* Good for you, buddy!

Elmer: *exits room, passing Jack and Davey*

Jack: *takes knives*

Davey: *replaces knives with fruit bowl*

#this has also definitely happened with Les #and about 12 other newsies #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #jack kelly #newsies stage show #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #elmer kasprzak #newsies movie #newsies musical #modern family #ok but if you’ve never seen this scene I highly recommend it #Jack is kind of like Phil tbh #I don’t know much about the show but this one scene is just *chef’s kiss* #actual dad jack Kelly #actual mom David jacobs #Les tries something like this at least once a week

[oddberryshortcake]

My own headcanon for who Malleus’s dad/Revan/Lavern is, now hEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU SAY NO-

His dad could also be a dragon fae, but a long from the East

Diasomnia and the story of mulan are often associated with eachother. That’s what they did for Halloween, those were the stories Lilia told to his son.

Think abt it 😳

#i know its not a popular theory #but we might not see his dad like I don’t think Silver’s mom will show up either #and I don’t think it’s Crowley #idk Malleus could be mixed #half asian vibes #I want to visit Twisted Wonderland’s ‘east’ since they reference it so much #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

moodboard: eric x donna

#that 70s show #that '70s show #otp: mom and dad #formciotti #formciottiedit #eric x donna #donna x eric #my moodboards #my stuff #het ship #i don’t make enough stuff for them #but i do talk about them a lot 😂 #gonna be dumping a lot of eric/donna & jay/leia on here #gwen/nikki & jackie/hyde are my 1 loves #but to me eric/donna and jay/leia are the hearts of their respective shows

[thatsrightice]

Masters of the Air is raw.

That’s the only way I can describe it.

I am only one episode in and I had to stop because it is so unbelievably raw that it physically hurts. It figuratively and literally pulls at my heartstrings.

I’m not attached to the characters, heck I don’t even know any of their names yet, but I think I’m okay with that because much like other military movies, people die. And they don’t die nice. It freaking sucks because it just doesn’t feel fair. This show is amazing, beautiful production and killer historical accuracy, but it’s just not fair because

51% of bomber aircrews in WWII were killed in operations.

Only 24% survived the war unscathed.

They are the true definition of flyboys, these men in their flying machines. They are so young and so full of life that it hurts to watch just knowing what lies ahead of them.

But even though it hurts to watch, physically pains me to sit through every minute, I feel that I owe it to them. I need to watch this in remembrance of all those that served in those flying coffins and died as well as acknowledge what they went through to survive. I can suck it up and wrap myself in a blanket with my hood up, cowering on the floor leaning against the couch because if they can go up there knowing more than likely they’re not going home, I can watch a frickin tv show from my couch. If you can watch it, watch it.

#masters of the air #go watch it guys #it’s got a hell of a producing team #also ignore the fact that the guy from saltburn is in it #watch it with your dads #(or moms/friends/parental figures/anyone) #just maybe don’t watch it alone #tv show #recc #I’m hurting guys #I’m a history nerd #aviation #wwii #recommendations #if you like catch-22 or 1914 or any other wwii movie you should like this one #mota

[teememdee]

I’ve been showing my parents Scavengers Reign while I’m at home, we got to ep10 tonight and when Azi and Mia kissed my dad gasped and said “She [Azi] should be kissing the robot instead!” so I’m glad he understands the show perfectly

#I love Azi and Mia of course but we can’t deny the homoeroticism of Levi’s maintenance #I’m glad they’re enjoying the show! I was afraid they’d hate it but they don’t #my mom really likes Levi #and my dad calls the Hollow ‘evil baby’ #Sam dying did make me teary eyed again. goddamn this show is so good dude #scavengers reign

[rescuehumans-runtotherescue]

Nobody:

Me: what if child washed up on the island somehow and was amnesic and tests were done and the burns find out this person is related to them and woodrow is called to the island to do tests too and it’s found out he’s the father and had no clue he had a kid and child gains memories and their mother is awful and Charlie and Woodrow get legal rights to child and now Kade Dani Graham and Cody have a cousin to get to know

#BURNS COUSIN BURNS COUSIN BURNS COUSIN #I imagine this cousin to be a girl roughly around Cody’s age give a year older or younger #just; Woodrow is known as the ‘takes risk’ brother between him and Charlie #you know he had to get into all sorts of dating mischief when he was younger #he gets a girl pregnant by accident but he doesn’t know and she doesn’t tell him #she starts to raise the child and tells her that her father walked out on her #the mom realizes too late she doesn’t love being a mom but keeps child around to use her #I don’t know what incident would happen to get this child amnesiac and on the island but something happens #the child having good times with her ‘friends’ the burns who she’s staying with until she gets her memories back #and exploring the wackiness and tech of the island until Woodrow finally gets to the island like 3 weeks after she had showed up there #AND FINDING OUT THE BURNS ARENT HER FRIENDS BUT HER FAMILY #AND NOW SHE SUDDENLY HAS A DAD?? /HAPPY TEARS #AND WOODROW IS ALL well Charlie’s the family guy I don’t know if I can measure up but I’ll try to take responsibility; wow I have a kid! #AND THE KID IS ALL you don’t have to apologize for not being family oriented I have a dad now and your trying and that’s all that matters #SHE ASKS IF SHE CAN CALL HIM DAD AND HE JUST MELTS #She was going to travel the world with Woodrow but Charlie had a cow about her education and didn’t want her doing only online schooling #so they work it out that she stays with Charlie during the school year and goes traveling with Woodrow during the summer #and Woodrow also visits the island more for holidays for his kid #AUGHSNSAUAHABDVBADHHHH #WOODROW FLUFF #BURNS COUSIN #GIVE IT TO ME #Woodrow burns #Charlie burns #Cody burns #Graham burns #Kade burns #Dani burns #cousin burns #tfrb

[jemmo]

I love that my school president almost feels like a jukebox musical. Like the music is in universe but also has these out of universe musical moments. It’s canon to the show but people that aren’t just the band sing. Music is the plot, but also the mode of storytelling. And they do it by choosing songs that lyrically fit the situation whenever there’s a moment where the plot calls for a song. I just… so many bl series have music, they use it as a theme or just include it to push the ost, but I think this show has truly nailed it. It’s like a pseudo-musical bl and I adore it

#I don’t know how to words properly and I know it’s only ep 2 #but this show is already using its music element perfectly #like if you want music to be part of your show this is how you do it #so well placed and integrated and actually meaningful #even down to tinns dad having this hidden love for music and hiding it #and that maybe forshadowing the mom being the antagonist to this relationship????? #I’m just giddy with how much I love this show #my school president