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redvelvetbunny · 16 days
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so, a dog runs up, bites you and then just disappears?
just some magical asshole dog in the forest?
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yes luke exactly what you said
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alfiejames · 4 months
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Just had a random theory pop into my head as I scared my sister while she was coming out of the bathroom.
Crowley and Aziraphale as parents. If their child misbehaves I know for a fact that neither would shout at the child. In my head, Crowley would take the batteries out of the tv remote and and put on a channel on the tv that he likes to watch but the kid hates and make the kid watch it with him. Aziraphale would scold Crowley slightly after but would also find it hard to not laugh.
Aziraphale on the other hand I believe would use gentle parenting but if that didn’t work (which would only ever happen on one occasion) I believe Aziraphale would raise his voice. No one would be happy with Azirapahale raising his voice so no one would ever do anything to truly upset Aziraphale. I mean we saw him in season 2 in the bookshop when the Demons attacked. I think the only person who would want Aziraphale to act like that around them would be Crowley but for different reasons
EDIT: as per @reloha comment about Crowley shouting at his plants, I’ve extended the theory. I have written it out in the comments but thought it may be easier to read on the original post.
Since Aziraphale and Crowley post the second coming when they’re all happy and heaven and hell are no longer a threat is where this whole theory takes place in my brain. Pre children. Crowley will still shout and scold his plants. He’s then gone off into a different room and Aziraphale comes into his plants room and apologises on Crowley’s behalf for shouting because Crowley was stressed about something. Aziraphale reasoned with the plants and got them to stop violently shaking. Aziraphale explained that this is how Crowley is. Crowley was secretly hiding behind the door and heard this exchange. This changed something in his heart when he saw the plants immediately stop shaking and grow immensely and stop having leaf spots whenever aziraphale was around them. Crowley then tried speaking with his plants nicely and realised that him speaking nicely to his plants caused them to bloom instantly and more than ever and even produce flowers. Even on plants that aren’t known for flowers. From that moment on. He didn’t scold his plants. He spoke to them with a calm tone. And if the plants happened to have a leaf spot. He would just move the plant to a different spot in the house to be on its own for a day or so as a mild inconvenience
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ghoul-night · 10 months
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smak-annihilation · 5 months
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downy-roses · 3 months
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Half the time my apple Face ID doesn’t work anymore. I think that’s a win?
Still too lazy to update my Face ID.
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ofishialy · 4 months
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Remedy's mild inconvenience
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ihavehisdvds · 9 months
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I hate putting on actual clothes to go out in public, but you know the saying: no shirt, no pants, no escaping arrest for public indecency.
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datlokibumtho · 2 years
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Me: trying to finally watch the new episodes of Shaman King
Important Dialog In One Of The Final Episodes: occurring right there mere feet from my dog
My Dog: pshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorppshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp
Me: inarticulate screaming
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noivisenlightened · 26 days
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Power went out just long enough to reset the clocks smh
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moistkaibagge127 · 4 months
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-I tried arguing with an idiot
-Didn't work out well
-Bro narcissism really don't like hearing people talk
-Imagine having a conversation with that dude
-It go nowhere
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*mild inconvenience in life*
Whoopity doopity time for isolation.
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pending-dope-username · 8 months
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*angrily limps away*
*stumbles and curses*
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empress-of-lamparine · 9 months
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Welcome to my untitled series of curses made to be a slight/mild/annoying inconvenience in someone's life!
Today we have:
You know the effects of allergies? Stuffy and runny nose, feeling bothered by everything, sneezing every five seconds, teary eyes and a red face? Yeah, now it's a permanent thing for you, idiot. All of your money will go now into anti allergics, tissues and toilet paper, 'till you die.
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blufoxstar · 1 year
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I know people like to complain about the wi-fi at uni/college, but god damn I already miss it. Better than the shit I got at home.
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kittyaunt · 1 year
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I know I KNOW IM WAY TOO NOT CAREFUL TO HAVE GLASS DISHES AND YET I STILL HAVE THEM AND I STILL BREAK THEM ILL SCREAM
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formaldehyde-girl · 1 year
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Bro what the fuck i will KILL MYSELF so hard
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