#me on the bus

[wordfather]

SHUT UP!!!!!! the movie i made up in my head is getting really good and you're talking over it <- is what i want to say but unfortunately that will make me seem unhinged and unfriendly

#me on the bus #how can i still hear yall over my headphones how are you THAT loud #ruining my focus

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

#polls #I'll go first: I'm 22 i got my first phone at 12 and im on my 3rd phone #never broken one but i left the last one on the feckin bus :( #it was a hand-me-down from me mum so it had a good life #lost me damn photos tho

[calwasfound]

11 year old me walked so i could run (to my computer to draw these)

#cal draws #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjotv #percy jackon and the olympians #grover underwood #pjo fanart #percabeth #the last two were drawn on my phone on the bus because i was like 'no way i'm going to fall back into pjo a ha ha (like a liar)' #and then ep 4 grabbed me by the throat #pjo

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[sleepy-bebby]

#bussi #Spain #public transport #meme #memes #lol #funny #funny meme #funny memes #cute #mascot #mascots #bus #bus meme #bus memes #transport #iT’s nOt fUnNy in oThEr LanGuagEs #shut up nerd #it’s funny to me #erhmergird anglophones on tumblr!!11!!!

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW #dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know #anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue #DC #my art #shazam #billy batson #batman #bruce wayne #constantine #john constantine #fanart

[novakiart]

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

#peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #spideypool #peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering #(you know what else is long and hard—) #wade: see that metro bus over there? #peter: yeah.... #wade: i save. you film #peter: save it from wh— #wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here #who will write this for me #mine

[gayhoediaz]

#asking cause i live in a highly populated area #like a suburb kinda but not rich but lots of kids #but our closest bus-stop is like 15-20 mins and it drives me insane

[wolfram-but-art]

drew one of the memes in this person's post again

reblogs > likes

#did i put way too much effort into what is essentially a shitpost? #yes #do i regret it? #no #tf2 #tf2 fanart #engineer tf2 #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #soldier tf2 #tf2 demoman #i suck at drawing backgrounds so this was me improvising #bus i think it actually turned out pretty good. lmk what you think #also i'm so proud out of how the fire turned out #sniper's legs were so hard to do FEUSIGFYESFSE #anywyas i'm done rambling :3 #i'm gonna go do the sniper teeth ask next

[graegrape]

weekly occurence

#i am on the bus in public. i click on my mutuals blog. i see engineer tf2 take it up the ass. i get off the phone. rinse and repeat #tf2 #<- in a way. #its just funny to me. honestly. same as it ever was #grae text #hall of fame

[aq2003]

imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,

#tenth doctor #martha jones #doctor who #dr who #ten and martha #mt #everyone accept my bus driver analogy into your hearts. watch series 3 the way i watched it and become crazy like me. #ten is NOT her toxic rebounded bf he is her mentally unstable bus driver turned insanely codependent friend #god bless. #10 era

[wilkoakdraws]

Hyperfyxation going strong so here's some memorable quotes of the jarchivist and mr. m.k. blackwood + my thru-seasons design chart

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #magpod #tma fanart #my style is inconsistent #cant decide how to draw jons jaw #love his season one kickable nerd energy #that then got thrown under the bus #martin in my brain oscillates between most huggable creature alive and stone cold bitch #“what's your darkest secret” really did it for me in terms of makin me REALLY hooked on the podcast. the WOAH moment

[abitterberryblog]

logan and taylor's friendship (an appreciation post)

#logan fields #taylor hernandez #sbg logan #sbg taylor #sbg #school bus graveyard #sbg webtoon #ashlyn banner #tyler hernandez #aiden clark #ben clark #their friendship makes my day #brings me life

[cuppajj]

rough wippy of an animatic i want to do with shadow milk cookie! i wanted to make them shapeshift because messing with PV's mind is fun like that

#crk #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #spiritually: #dark cacao cookie #hollyberry cookie #golden cheese cookie #white lily cookie #beast yeast #cjj anims #animatic wip #might not get to the full thing til after i'm done with the cassie one but i wanted to do this rq because insp hit me like a bus #I did this in one night instead of sleeping lmao #be more chill #pitiful children #wip

[irishyuri]

brokeback merwaine

#merlin #merwaine #my art #bbc merlin #sir gwaine #merlin emrys #a beautiful lesbian couple… #i bedazzled the thigh holster cause eru reminded me i was gonna draw gwaine w bedazzled thigh holsters #and then i did #you gotta understand i thought about drawing cowboy merwaine on the bus to the airport #then i was blessed with the phrase ‘brokeback merwaine’ popping into my head #and the rest was history #merlin emryeehaw

[notabled-noodle]

public transport should be free for everyone forever and I am not kidding. it’s not my fault that I’m disabled and poor and need to get places

#tax the rich #their asses can pay for my travel #buses lose money anyway why not go the whole hog and make them free? #also it should be illegal to kick someone off the bus #guess what just happened to me? #yeah #anyway