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she needs to put down the thesaurus

#you're gonna have to fucking kill me #you're gonna need to bloody annihilate me #you're gonna be forced to lynch yours truly #you will be necessitated to olbiterate the one who speaks #/jk

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#oh shit i forgot about that website brb i gotta make more of these

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have to say i'm big fan of the genre of fiction that is "something bit me and now some really weird shit is happening"

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writing an essay sucks because i just want to go on a mad tangent but i cant because i have to cite my sources!!! ok here's my source:

my big, beautiful heart. wordfather. written at 2 am. source link

#do yall think my teacher will accept this #edit: idk why that was my source. i just like to look at that post

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i am not immune to the cute awkward sidekick. the pretty eyes and horribly timed comedic comments enchant me

#my favorite character every time is the pretty eyed comic relief #ESCPECIALLY if they have a deep secret sadness to them #i relate also hi❤️ ily

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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#hey tumblr user hjartasalt i also live in iceland #can i get some of that abomination i want to know if it will turn to ash in my mouth #that thing is definitely cursed hit me up

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#movie #sometimes i have to put the book down so i can visualize and memorize a characters face before i can move on with the scene lmao #i do it with places too #like i HAVE to know what everything looks like down to each detail

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now

#blorbo #sorry about that man #he tasted good though hope that helps

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ocs. have you guys heard about this?

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when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:

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you ever see a character and go "wow, this character is so nuanced and morally gray! their actions and morals don't always align! they're complicated and make bad decisions and behave painfully realistically! I hate them and love them at the same time and that's on purpose! they're so cool! .... fan content is going to misinterpret them completely, isn't it."

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes