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newkatzkafe2023 · 3 months

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@lara-legomonkiekid

What if tall Muscular male Monkey Y/N liked to flirt and tease with the Monkey King(Almost like whenever Y/N had the opportunity he would pin Monkey King into the wall or flirt with him).

looks who back for more😉😉😉

(Lmk Wukong) God he loves the attention you give to him. How you pin him to the wall and whisper a bunch of very mature things into his big ears. He can't get enough and he melts. When you would purr his name in your deep voice. You would break down and cry if you don't take him now.

(MK Reborn Wukong) He hates that he f*cking loves this. The way you Just come up out of nowhere and Grab him and pin him down and flirt in his ears. His face is so red in anger and arousal. One time you at went and bit him in his neck. And he let out a sound that you never heard from him before. Sure You've got a black eye that day But the kisses left all over your face saids Something different.

(NR Wukong) Oh no you're playing with fire when it comes to him. He purposely wants you to pin him down and do whatever you want with him. The heated flirts he subjected to really does a number on his psyche. And the way you just hump him and leave love bites on as neck. Yes, please.

(HIB Wukong) Oh jeez he's gonna overheat at this point. Flirting with him is like flirting with your spouse. You speak softly to him and praise and very well. You love hugging him close to you as if he would disappear if you don't. Your type of flirting is filled with love for him. And he he can't imagine himself Without it

(Netflix Wukong) You are going to kill him one of these days. It's hard enough to have a hot monkey man very interested in you. But the fact that you do this every time you see him. His frigidity won't be able to take it anymore and one time you even call Baby boy. Into the infirmary he goes

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fandomblr · 2 years

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GasLIGHT- Fëanor

Both literally and figuratively, he LIGHTS up those Teleri ships on fire.

Gatekeep- Caranthir

He’s always grumpy and gives me a gatekeeper vibe.

Girlboss- Maedhros

He may not be a girl, but he “did deeds surpassing valour.” So he’s an honorary girl boss.

Mansplain- Celegorm

Bro literally tried to mansplain his way into Lúthien’s pants.

Manipulate- Curufin

He and Celegorm manipulated Nargothrond into deserting Finrod when he helped Beren.

Male wife- Maglor

I feel like this is self explanatory. He is a great (kidnapper) dad so…

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cormancatacombs · 4 months

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Was anybody gonna tell me they made Manipulate Mansplain Malewife into a movie?

#saltburn #saltburn 2023 #manipulate mansplain malewife #emerald fennell #oliver quick #barry keoghan #movies #film #mgm #amazon prime video #manipulate #mansplain #malewife #male wife #movie #felix catton #jacob elordi

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sincerely-angel1 · 3 months

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#he so babygirl #I want to give him a little kiss and then flatten him like a pancake #oh no he's hot #i’ve got a type #god help me #he’s a priest I’m a weirdo #on god bro #hes so silly #I won’t say he’s hot but I’m going to hell anyway so #midnight mass #father Paul #midnight mass is slay #netflix #god strike me down #mansplain #manipulate #male wife

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papershipghosts · 7 months

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hey has anyone listened to this song? it's kinda underground

i feel this artist is going places if he keeps it up yk? what do y'all think

#is this too niche #underground #does this count as male manipulator music #male manipulator #manipulate mansplain malewife #ryan gosling #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #i'm just ken #ryan gosling!ken #he's my wife #Spotify #music #new music #underground music #niche #niche music #rare music find

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kairunatic · 2 years

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Male wife, Mansplain, Manipulate meme for the housamo boys(Well most of them)

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #Male wife Mansplain Manipulate #meme #BTW this is a request from someone

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goldenlaquer · 1 year

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HEYYYYYYY BROTHER WHAT IS DISSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Im crying and laughing im craughing 😭😭 Lord you can’t fathom how very deeply i feel at this present moment, why would I need that bastard when I have you? Your sweet words and incredible humor has set me just right— thank you so much for the gift 🥹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#therapy. from a man who conducts psychological warfare on the daily i fear for my mind health #manipulate mansplain male leaving off the wife ‘ing (bullying) me into good thoughts

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omgcatboi · 1 year

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Gonna update my header and icon art given I've gotten fatter since I've drawn them. (: Time to be productive!

#brb getting boybossified #manipulate mansplain male wife boy boss time #im joking plz don't cancle me for saying i manipulate male wife boy boss mansplain i will lose my house my kids my wife my job as CEO of #malewife corp #ill lose it all #even my collection of Hatsune Miku figures that I also do not own nor have

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modanon · 1 year

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em. emgreg haru?

#dbtfgbdfrt #i get the new woh mystery game over i get the point but #we cant manipulate mansplain or manslaughter our way out of this one boys #male wife it is

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arcadayo · 16 days

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as an autistic over-explainer, I have to constantly find the line between coming off condescending or not being understood at all and I seem to always miss the mark

#mansplain #manipulate #male wife

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pamesjatterson · 8 months

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me and this girl both accidentally misgendering each other incident in class today

#vinyl gabs #they asked me if I 'remembered to gaslight gatekeep girlboss' and I said I don't know much about being a girl #then I asked if they remembered to mansplain manipulate male wife and they said 'id rather not be called male'#and we stared at each other #also this guy were both friends with found it very funny that our names rhyme #(their name is fin)

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newkatzkafe2023 · 3 months

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What if Monkey Male (Y/N) who was short like 5'4 and people making fun of his height a lot to the point that he feel uncomfortable just saying about his height like.

Me: so...How tall are you?

Monkey Male (Y/N): ...mind your own business bitc-

Me: 🧍🏻

even though Monkey Male (Y/N) was short he is super strong and a dominant one in the relationship with the Monkey king.

He personality: he actually pretty nice and calm and a good listener just don't say anything about his height.

Bonus: Monkey king is the only one who can say anything about Monkey Male (Y/N) height but If the Monkey king making fun of his high too much- the Monkey king will have a problem walking tomorrow.

If you know what I mean... 😏

All i'm gonna say is that three out of five of them were asking for it😏😏😏🤭🤭🤭

(Lmk Wukong) Now I know he's gonna teach you for your height. Granted it's never malicious attempt but knowing him has personality he's gonna do it. He You remain calm because you know he's joking. But it gets a little too muwhen he gets into the way of stuff because of how short you are. You finally had enough when he purposely put stuff on the top shelf. You yanked them by his cape and reminded Him data don't even matter that his taller than you. His legs may be numb but he is very satisfied.

(HIB Wukong) Oh at least he knows better. You're the literal definition of calm before the storm. You are never like that with him. But he has seen what would happen if anyone dares to ask you or even talk to you about your height. He tried it You know? tried to tease you about your height and the next Day he couldn't use his legs😳😳😳

(NR Wukong) Man I know this motherf*cker will do it on purpose. Because he knows what's gonna happen if he continues to do that. I think he keeps a notebook of every short joke He's made towards you and though you love him. And he will never do it with malicious attack. It's going to get tiring here and say. How's the weather down there and all that sh*t But on the bright side to all of that, he'll be too busy Screaming your name to make another joke like that.

(MK Reborn Wukong) Man you always have so much fun breaking him. When you first met, he taunted you for your height. And how are you supposed to fight him when you are white five foot what. Your eyes darkened that day. And the next thing you know, he was on his back, Getting his shit rocked if you know what I'm saying. That was the day he learned to never speak out. A term like that less he wants to Loose's ability to walk.

(Netflix Wukong)He learned first hand how short Have the biggest attitudes on the planet. He first learned that from Lin, Then he learned that from You. But he was teasing you about it way too much so You came up with a plan. You grab some rope, you tie them up and went to town. He was blushing drawing and shocked at what was happening to him right now. And what shot the more was He didn't want it to stop. So whenever he wanted that extra attention He just has to push that button.

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ancientbogwitchbitch · 2 years

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"Odalia. You girl-bossed, gatekeeped, and gaslit too close to the sun. I can't male-wife, mansplain, or manipulate for you ANY LONGER!"

#toh #Alador Blight #Odalia Blight #The Owl House #good for him

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bloody-shadow666 · 11 months

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One of the funniest things about the whole show is how House thinks he's the one In Charge of their relationship but literally episode one starts with Wilson saying "my cousin is sick please help 🥺" and House immediately drops all of the nothing he was doing to help. And then it turns out Wilson was just fucking lying about it lmao male wife manipulate mansplain or whatever I love this show

#House MD #''does he care about you?'' ''... yeah. he cares about me''#I like the mirror mirror episode its fun

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thatfuckinjester · 9 months

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COD incorrect quotes based on conversations with my girlfriend and friends

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soap: do not laugh at me bug boy

roach: i'm giggling at you, never laughing

soap: that's the same thing-

roach: different words have different meanings

soap: i disagree

ghost: chortling, cakcle, guffaw, titter, snigger-

soap: titter? i hardly know her!

ghost: -howl, roar

gaz: stop i'm chortling so hard right now

roach: i'm sniggering

rudy: a chuckle perhaps

alejandro: this is too funny

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soap, at the tune of cotton eyed joe: where did you come from? where did you go? where did you come from? SATAN

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roach: there's eggcum on my sleeve :(

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ghost: a vampire is just a human sized and shaped lice

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gaz: good morning america

gaz: joking i'm not american

gaz: good morning britain

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soap: i may have just deep throated a knife

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roach: i have a date idea

roach: wanna go together to the bermuda triangle and fucking disappear

soap: yeaha sure, do i need a bathing suit?

ghost, whispers: you two are perfect

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roach: what if i'm just a bug

roach: just a bug

roach: who does bug noises.

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roach: if you can't mansplain, manipulate, male wife your way out of something before you start manslaughter try being a silly dude

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alejandro: darling what the fuck

rudy: babe satan lives in my mirror

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soap: ghost is quitting murder to pursue his onlyfans career

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that's it lmao i wanna talk to people who like cod-

#cod #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #ghostsoaproach #ghostsoap #ghostroach #soaproach #alejandro x rodolfo #alrudy

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octopiys · 1 year

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Woah I hit a hundred followers thanks yall take some more incorrect quotes

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Ghost: a weighted blanket is not enough I need to be compressed into a .zip file

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Alejandro: isn't it odd how people kill flies for being annoying? If we were to kill people for being annoying, Graves would've died ten years ago.

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Price: just spotted Graves at a gay bar

Ghost: fork spotted in a kitchen, come on now

Soap: what were YOU doing at a gay bar?

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Soap: my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I keep hearing him say-

Ghost, from the kitchen: who's your contact!? Who do you work for!?!

Soap: -and repeatedly pushing dishes under the water.

Price: at least he's having fun

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Laswell: what's something you've started doing every day that's changed your life?

Soap: setting fire to local businesses

Ghost: neglecting my mental health

Laswell: why can't I ever just ask a nice goddamn question

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Rodolfo: I don't think I can mansplain manipulate male wife my way out of this one, folks

Alejandro, cocking a gun:

Alejandro: manslaughter it is

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Roach and Gaz: (sneaking back in at 2am)

Price, turning on a light: care to tell me where you were?

Roach: we were- uh- we were with Ghost!

Ghost, also turning around in a swivel chair: care to- (chair does not stop spinning) tell us whe- (still spinning) Captain- I can't stop the chair-

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König: do you want this handful of moss?

Graves: why the fuck would I want a handful of moss

Roach:

Gaz:

Horangi: well shit dude you could've just said no

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Price: are you one of those people who always want to talk about their emotions

Ghost: no.

Gaz: I am!

Price: I know, Kyle.

Gaz: I'm sad.

Price: I know, Kyle.

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Roach, randomly: if you were born feet first, you once wore your mother as a hat

Price: (traumatized)

Soap: I haven't seen my mother in a while

Ghost: my mother is dead

Price: GUYS.

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