mom listen. you need to help me order this shirt. yes, it says "call me a 737 cause i've got a few screws loose and I sucked a guy off". trust me it's very creative. you don't get it because you don't follow corporate crime in aerospace
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the worst part about being a ryan gosling fan is when he does that hibernation thing and disappears for months to years at a time.
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tweaking isn't enough anymore i need to beat up an inflatable fish
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My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all
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you must've been at the party too...that was our exact conversation😨
Here at this party with some nice guys! Had a killer conversation about bees
(peep the guy on the right) lowkey hit that now he's all on my jock
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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save me colt seavers save me
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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quick redraws of that other great movie where Ryan Gosling is in love with a doll
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I'd let his shape press into my pressed shape until his shape was pressed 😔
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Here at this party with some nice guys! Had a killer conversation about bees
(peep the guy on the right) lowkey hit that now he's all on my jock
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finding rare images of ryan gosling just out in the wild or just doing strange shit is so funny
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I asked for a beef smoker on facebook marketplace and this guy showed up??
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