#male receiving

[yuiopiklmn]

a cute little blurb drabble or what not because i can't get this out of my head its 18+ content and slightly edited enjoy (with leon kennedy and female reader in mind but you can use whomever since its vague)

Knees turning red from the carpet beneath her, head leaning forward, hooded eyes scanning over his length. One of his large hands went to her hair starting at her neck and moving backwards to the nape. His hand flipping so his thumb could hook underneath while the rest of his hand gathered her soft hair in a swooping motion, putting it into a makeshift ponytail to keep it from getting in the way. His pretty pink tip throbbing with need and leaking pearly white precum down the rest of his shaft. His prominent vein pulsing as she grabbed his shaft in her small hand giving him a few strokes starting at the base and moving up before leaning forward and licking the precum from his slit. She moved down switching between licking and kissing along his long, gorgeous, and thick shaft. When she made it back to the top she took his tip in her mouth causing a throaty groan to escape his throat. She swirled her tongue around his tip, his breathing picking up, the grip he had on her hair tightening, his legs spreading further as he relaxed. His head leaning back against the couch, adam’s apple bobbing as he swallowed thickly, hair framing his gorgeous face slightly sticking to his forehead as she continued to work on him. She took more of him into her mouth feeling fuller and begining to breathe out of her nose. She hallowed her cheeks, while relaxing her jaw and throat taking more and more of him. His other hand moved to her cheek wiping away the tears that began to form at the corners of her eyes as they feel down her cheeks. His fingers caressed her cheek while moving down to her jaw his fingers feather light to not startle her and allow her to continue her minstations on him. His fingertips touched her pulse point feeling the way his dick proded the side of her throat only egging him on. His hips began to buck, he started to fuck her throat his hips thrusting and grinding against her mouth. He was losing it his voice barely above a whisper it was gruff and desperate, "Baby you are doing such a good job." He began thrusting faster whimpering as he began to get closer to finishing. "You look so pretty on your knees, Darling, always so….so perfect for me" His voice was filled with nothing but his need for her. Once he was fully fucking himself with her mouth she gagged slightly trying to keep herself from pushing him off she wanted him to finish so she stayed relaxed. Her hands were on his knees keeping herself grounded, the feeling on his muscular thighs beneath her hands. She felt arosual pooling in her lower stomach as she pleased him his praises from earlier making her head hazy. Red crescents formed on his thighs as her nails dug into his skin, he eased up noticing her mascara marking her face her ears red and watery. She moved on her own, with his grip loosened, going back to his tip the rest of his shaft covered in saliva. She sucked and licked switching between deep throating him and teasing his tip. “Fuck sweetheart……I’m going to” His words cut off with a pornagraphic moan, his eyes shutting, hips bucking to spurt loads of cum down her used throat. She swallowed while looking up at him, his eyes meeting hers, she pulled off of him with a pop a string of saliva on the bottom of her lip connecting her to his red tip. He wiped the spot from her mouth with his thumb, releasing her hair letting it drape back on her shoulders. He leaned forward kissing her forehead and standing up, pulling his pants up and adjusting himself. He extended his hand to her lifting her up, brushing his fingers through her hair. “Thank you pretty girl”

#drabble #smut #18+ only #18+ content #x reader #various x reader #leon kennedy x fem reader #leon kennedy x reader #loid forger x reader #din djarin x reader #alhaitham x reader #one shot #x female reader #x fem!reader #various #dean winchester x reader #male x female reader #male receiving

[danielnelsen]

while i get where this comes from and it’s true to an extent, i reeeaaaally don’t like how people try to explain “trans men don’t [necessarily] have male privilege” with things like “some trans men don’t pass”.

like sure that’s the most obvious example (someone who is seen as a woman won’t have the privilege that comes with being seen a man) but you’re still acting like being a passing trans man is just a free opt-in to male privilege which is………kinda the issue.

#personal #ohh don’t be weird on my post please this is just on my mind #i’ve seen it so many times just in the last few days #like yeah a passing trans man receives more benefits than anyone who’s seen as a woman #and i’m sure most people making those arguments DO understand that it’s not that simple #but very few people engaging in these kinds of discussions in good faith would argue that someone seen as a woman has male privilege #(note: VERY FEW people engaging in GOOD FAITH) #i see people be like ‘everyone thinks all trans men pass’ and like…….WHO is thinking that who’s also gonna listen to you here #maybe it’s just my grew-up-in-a-conservative-religious-environment thing but your experience is not universal #i would also like you to consider whether ‘anyone that looks like a man has male privilege’ is consistent with your other views #1k #(oh god guys please)

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[limitedgigi]

Can i get a scary yandere jock whose actual a sweet nerd, to go?

yan! jock (who's really js a sweetheart) hcs!

yan! jock who is the wide receiver for his team with a 6'3 muscular body.

yan! jock who scares people away rather than attracting them due to his frightening appearance.

yan! jock who wins another game, but just as he's about to go to the locker room, you run up to him and ask him to sign your shirt.

yan! jock who is shocked to have fans, as most people fall for the quarterback (who may be the jock in my other post 🤭).

yan! jock who happily signs your shirt and does a lil victory dance as you walk off with your autographed shirt.

yan! jock who sees you in the halls the next day and asks you why you asked for his autograph out of all people.

yan! jock is surprised to hear you say that you think he's really cute (definitely stuck with him for the rest of the week).

yan! jock who goes to his math club after practice and is surprised to see you there. did you know he was in this club?

yan! jock who melts when he hears you praise him for being so smart and so athletic at the same time.

yan! jock who tutors you in any subject you struggle in.

"that's correct! you're so smart! i'm so proud of you."

#soft yandere #yandere x reader #yandere jock #yandere nerd #yandere oc #male yandere #yandere #yanderes #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #wide receiver #nerd jock

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Still thinking about that little angel I dreamt about a bit ago so I’ve been binging other angel stuff and felt inspired to try to draw him as @hoaxghost ‘s style of angel.

#weirdly the halo was the hardest part to figure out because he very explicitly doesn’t usually have one. but man I’m charmed by it now #I was worried about balancing what’s damage he received VS slight cracks that ended from that damage making him a bit too human in nature #but it turned out pretty nicely even if it was hard to keep them simple and contained #still very proud of the stylization on his eyes making it look like the bottom one is a teardrop #nope he’s a freak #also yeah committing to he/himing the angel #less in a Boy Way and more in a like… gendering a hen male because you need to refer to that specific hen instead of the group #the boy vs the girls #idk if that makes any sense but that’s my own grammar and how it affects the little grub #my art #my ocs

[not-rab]

what if after you endure a large amount of cruciatus curses, your hair starts to lose its colour

that’s why even though pandora and evan are identical twins, pandora’s hair is dirty blonde, whereas evan’s is a platinum blond

#maybe the rosier parents were harder on evan because he was the male heir #so he received more curses than his sister #idk got thinking of them from foursaints recent art of the two with different coloured hairs #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #pandora and evan #evan and pandora #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #evan rosier #gay evan rosier #asexual evan rosier #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora lestrange #pandora lupin #rosier twins #rosier family #rosiers #rosekiller #marypandalily #marpanlily #pandalily #xenodora #black family

[gaygalore]

Jake Andrews and Tanner Reeves in Receiving End (1994)

#gayedit #receiving end #jake andrews #tanner reeves #male pits #gay kiss #vintage gay #ours #by kaze

[remitoffee]

A very special gift 🥹💕

#chibi art #fe3h #fire emblem #digital art #artists on tumblr #christmas #art #fe heroes #byleth eisner #female byleth #male byleth #the byleths received dolls of their parents! #illustration

[miguel-owhora]

i have a couple of ideas that i want to work on BUT i dont which one to prioritize so.... decide for me

#mr. o'whora's polls ! #holy cow theres a lot #kinda #i know the gaz one is literally a copy of the miguel one but shhh #ask no questions receive no lie #:3 #x male reader #mlm #gay #gay smut #miguel o'hara x male reader #miguel ohara x male reader #john price x male reader #price x male reader #captain john price x male reader #konig x male reader #könig x male reader #gaz x male reader #kyle garrick x male reader #THROWS UP

[coochiequeens]

When I say "Stop transing minors" I don't just mean medically transitioning, I also mean stop exposing kids to overly sexualized situations.

By Shay Woulahan April 24, 2024

A 14-year-old girl who identifies as a “drag king” and is being transitioned to a “boy” has reportedly been performing sexually suggestive shows at LGBT clubs and bars across Vancouver, Canada. The minor, who is disabled and autistic, goes by “he/him/they/it” pronouns and is taking testosterone under the permission of her mother.

The child, who was born female but identifies as a “boy,” uses the stage name “Nova Tropica” and has performed in at least three LGBT bars in Vancouver, all of which are adult venues that serve alcohol. Among the clubs Nova has danced at are The Fountainhead Pub, Steamworks brewpub, and The Junction.

According to Gays Against Groomers, during her performance at The Foundationhead Pub, a gay bar located on Davie Street, the child danced with only tape covering the front of her breasts.

The child as seen in an uncensored video posted to Instagram.

Nova maintains a YouTube channel where she often uploads footage of her performances.

In August of 2023, she shared a video of her dancing on stage in a bar to the song “Bubblegum B*tch” and is seen collecting dollar bills from audience members. In another video, Nova is seen dancing alone to the Britney Spears’ controversial song “If U Seek Amy,” which is intended to sound out the letters “F-U-C-K me.”

In some of the videos posted to her YouTube account, she is seen dancing to an adult crowd wearing only a cut-out bathing suit, an outfit she has also posed in for photos shared to her social media while wearing clear, stiletto “pleasers,” a form of platform high-heel most frequently associated with stripping, pole dancing, and the sex trade.

As well as posting footage of her performances to YouTube, Nova also maintains an Instagram page where she posts clips of herself dancing on stage while exclusively adult crowds cheer her on. In many of the videos, Nova is wearing revealing clothing and, during one performance, she even spreads her legs for the audience.

On her Instagram, which was made private shortly after her activities were first exposed by Gays Against Groomers, Nova also frequently posted about her mental health struggles, though continuously insisted her “neurodivergence” was unrelated to her desire to transition.

“The only way they could even correlate is through the way I view my gender,” Nova said in the caption of one post where she described herself as a “demon boy” and said she’s “everything Lucifer wants her to be.”

In another post, in which she wears a cut-out swimsuit she has performed in, Nova said she “loves” how testosterone is starting to affect her muscle definition.

Nova’s transition has been supported by her mother Chrysta. On her own Instagram page, Chrysta posted about how she had been struggling to access hormones for her daughter since she was just 11 years old.

In the post, Chrysta acknowledges that Nova is experiencing poor mental health, but attributes her condition to “being born in the wrong body.” She also condemns the Canadian political parties attempting to pass legislation which would protect children from medical transitioning.

“I will not allow any government to MURDER my child,” Chrysta said in one post. “Forcing a child to live in a body that is not authentic to their person is MURDER.”

The post was made in reference to the People’s Party of Canada, which developed a 7-point plan to protect women and children from the harmful effects of gender ideology, such as banning men from women’s spaces and sports and banning genital mutilation surgeries and cross-sex hormones for minors.

Not only has Chrysta facilitated Nova’s transition, but she also confesses to monitoring her social media, meaning she is aware of the inappropriate videos and photos being posted online of her minor daughter.

In one post, she addressed rumors that an adult Drag King had behaved inappropriately in messages with her young daughter, claiming the concerns were “false accusations.”

But her notice was not the only suggestion that Nova has been in contact with adult drag performers.

On Instagram, Nova spoke about attending a youth summer “drag camp” hosted by “Rose Butch” and “DeeDee LaCraze.”

DeeDee LaCraze also operates a YouTube channel called “Drag4Kids” where he has made multiple videos in full drag singing nursery rhymes. LaCraze hosts his youth drag camp along side Rose Butch, a trans identified female who calls herself a “non-binary drag thing.”

The summer camp, held in July 2023, was made available for children as young as 7.

There has been an uptick in the number of children performing drag, often in bars and clubs, in recent years. Last April, a video went viral showing a young “drag queen” dancing at a party sponsored by a gay hookup app.

Arguably one of the most well-known “drag kids” is Desmond Napoles, who goes by the name “Desmond is Amazing.” Desmond rose to fame at only 11 years old in 2017 after being featured on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Soon after, the child appeared in YouTube and Facebook streams alongside adult men, and was even filmed joking about snorting ketamine.

With the increase in “drag kids” has come further scrutiny of the sexual predators involved in the drag scene. In 2022, a “drag kid” mentor and a former elementary school teaching assistant faced child pornography charges following an investigation into exploitative material shared on the internet.

#Canada #The woke way to exploit girls #Drag is adult entertainment #Drag kids is an example of child abuse #The trans and autism connection #The Fountainhead Pub should lose their business permit #Steamworks brewpub should lose their business permit #The Junction should lose their business petmit #The girl identifies as a male yet is still being sexually exploited #Either she's receiving 5 10 or higher tips or visiting Americans are giving her dollar tips #Youtube

[biking-around-the-world]

Italians being sexist assholes anonymously online… I wish I could say I was surprised.

Female players are speaking up against the comments, male are just starting.

#football #tw: sexism #every woman who has ever been in a male dominated field/group has received similar comments

[dollya-robinprotector]

Been wanting to tell you this for a very long time.

Your art is amazing I know you hear it a lot but I absolutely adore your art style and your oc lore.

I get all smiley whenever I see you update your blog.

Please keep doing you💗

-Pastel lord

As thank you, please join me as a guest on my Answer show today, I hope you'll continue to have a good time following my blog in the future~

Now then.... I really thought I prepared wel... but boy oh boy the wave of Lyah "appreciators" is quite... fierce...

Still, thank you everyone for liking him so much~

Lyah was also quite taken aback, but he would soon adjust to be able to receive more love and to appear more on the answers as Lya always does! Thank you again~~

#Still... the way all the anons cling to him is quite surprise #I didn't really thought people would receive him so well lol I wanna do a Character sheet for him as a male body practice #But well #I'm glad~ #dol pc #dollya ask #dollya art #dol

[devourable]

angelboy ambrose and fucked up rat boyfriend abe ❤️ happy bday to the girl ever @darling--core !!! ambrose belongs 2 her

#(abe is fine he does this with every crumb of affection he receives) #i ;; the magician — my drawings #⛪️ abraham a. ;; the church boy #yandere male #yandere oc #yandere x darling #yandere x oc #yandere art #yandere boy #mlm yandere #i love how this came out

[blindmagdalena]

I do feel like it's important to also acknowledge that she's deeply traumatised and broken, but Maeve's also very much a shitty person for most of the show too. Starlight even calls her out more than once on how callous and selfish she is, like how Maeve's response to seeing a young woman crying in the bathroom after being sexually assaulted by someone she looked up to was to tell her to suck it up or she'll look weak. I know she's hardly the poster child for healthy coping mechanisms, but she's definitely no saint.

why does she need to be a saint? who ever said she is?

nothing in the show ever tries to tell us that Maeve is a good person. just a damaged one. most of her arc is the discussion of how she used to be a good person, and how she does want to be again.

to me, the callous and jaded version of her we see in s1 is incredible character work. it makes for SUCH an interesting moment when we see that contrasted against her begging Homelander to save flight 37. even two, just these two, please. of course, her begging falls on deaf ears because Homelander is more cruel and dispassionate about human life than Maeve will ever be, and ultimately she gives in and leaves with him, but i feel like that entire sequence SO succinctly sums up why Maeve is the way she is, and what their dynamic is.

“suck it up or you’ll look weak” was a caring moment for Maeve. that was the moment we knew she saw herself in Starlight. she didn’t mock her. she said ‘if you’re going to survive this, you’re going to have to be stronger.’

was it a kind response? a compassionate response? of course not. but at this point the show was illustrating to Starlight exactly what kind of world she has entered. everyone was awful, greedy, perverse, cruel, dog eat dog from the ground up. they’ve been exploited, and now they exploit in turn. a cycle of abuse.

Maeve said it herself: she gave away pieces of herself until there was nothing left to give. when they met, she had nothing left.

and yet. Starlight changed that. Annie reminded her of what it felt like to care about more than her own survival, which for a long time was the only thing she could afford to care about. i know we love Homelander around here, but i think we’ve lost the sense of how truly horrific living under his thumb must have been for her. how it eroded her capacity to care when again and again and again, in exactly the way we see it happen to Annie, she failed to prevent his cruelty.

Maeve serves exactly the narrative purpose she’s intended to: she shows who Starlight could become, and ultimately helps prevent it.

i don’t want saints. i want compelling, nuanced characters. Maeve IS that.

#how come i can discuss homelander’s trauma until i’m blue in the face and it’s great #but maeve of all people NEEDS to be looked at with a critical eye #literally no one on this show is a saint #i do apologize if this comes across curtly i don’t intend it to #but truly the disparity between how male characters are discussed vs female characters is bewildering #the boys meta #queen maeve #darling anon #ask and you shall receive

[imagine-silk]

Could I request the companions (ie. Nick, Danse, Piper, Hancock) and their reactions to a male sole survivor with thassalophobia? (Ie. In far harbour absolutely freaking out over having to dive into water for retrieval and frantically begging for others to do it instead?)

If this isn’t the type of thing u usually write about, sorry :)

》I fucking hate the ocean with a passion.

【Nick】 "Probably for the best. Brick like you would sink right down to the bottom."

He teases you, naturally, but honestly he keeps it in mind when he goes out. If his case takes him near water he'll tell you to hang back, never telling you why. It gets to a point you have to ask if he doesn't want you around and he reassures you by asking you to trust him.

【Danse】 "I'll handle this then."

Pre-BB would find it annoying and borderline insubordinate. A silly fear about a few feet was unreasonable and a waste of time. Post-BB has a better grasp on life because he's not trying to be the perfect solider. The water does suck. It doesn't effect him but it would be wrong to tell you to suck it up. So when a mission takes you to the water he's the one who jumps in.

【Piper】 "Uhhh, you serious, blue?"

She has faced death, she has gone looking in places she wasn't welcomed, she was scared but her curiosity always won out. Being terrified of the water that was walkable was laughable. Even after you go crying to her she doesn't understand and will never. Fear to her feels like spicy adrenaline.

【Hancock】 "Sounds good to me."

His opinion on the water swings. It can be pretty and peaceful, even when it's storming. But sometimes he'll have a bad trip and see something terrifying and absolutely not want to think about the ocean. Makes him shudder. The second you go crying to him after fetching something out of the water he wrapped you in his jacket and get you inside immediately to get you warm and do damage control.

#ask and you shall receive #fallout 4 #fallout imagines #fallout x reader #companions react #male reader #nick valentine #danse #paladin danse #piper wright #hancock

[microwave-core]

A Handful of Headcanons

These are, uh, kinda unhinged.

I love Nemona with my whole heart and soul, but I almost always write her (and you, dear reader) as being insanely oblivious because I just can't help myself. Every time I saw her in my Scarlet playthrough all I could think was “You wanna kiss me so bad you look stupid” because that is exactly what she’s like.

Her friends have been telling her for the past Arceus knows how long about her crush, but she never understood where they were coming from. Her obliviousness is completely impenetrable, it’s insane. They’re all pulling their hair out by her inability to recognize her own damn feelings.

Like, it’s to the point that her friends think she’s worried about people’s reaction to her being gay. Penny will casually tell Nemona that everyone was fine with her being gay or bi or whatever but Nemona’s just genuinely a dumbass when it comes to romantic feelings. 

(It’s funny, really, because anyone that would have a problem with her sexuality would never voice it lest they get their ass kicked but I digress.)

But when she realizes it? It’s fucking over. Her entire perspective has changed and she is now a new person. She now spends her nights staring at the ceiling plagued by thoughts of you. She could never fall asleep when thinking about holding your soft hand, or playing with your hair, or feeling your lips against her own. Occasionally, her thoughts become unsavory, and it never fails to make her feel like a complete creep because she shouldn’t be thinking of you like that.

When around you, she manages to act pretty normal. She’s too distracted by you to be overthinking her own feelings. The most she’ll do is just… look at you, but kinda intensely.

She’s just in so much awe at your existence, how you could look so beautiful, so elegant, just sitting there. Your every action sets her heart ablaze. Please give her affection, she deserves it even if she can be inexplicably stupid at times.

Cynthia would be such a wife-guy, it’s unreal. I have given this much thought. Sometimes I think about those alignment chart memes and everytime I do I think about the champions in regards to how they would treat their partner and, without fail, Cynthia and Leon fall into the wife-guy section and I will not elaborate further (that is a lie I will elaborate if asked). 

People across the world look up to Cynthia as a pillar of strength, as a serious badass who could curb stomp you with a single look. These people have no idea how much of a nerd she is, but they sure as hell know how much she loves her wife. 

Every interview she’s ever in, she will bring you up. No matter how much you might beg or plead her to, to avoid the embarrassment of her unabashed declarations of love, she will not stop. She cannot stop herself even if she wanted to.

She is the definition of relationship goals. All of her interviews have comments like “get you a girl who will talk about you like how Champion Cynthia talks about her wife” under them. 

And she absolutely adores your embarrassed reaction to them, too. You just look so adorable when you’re flustered. Don’t worry, she won’t tease you that much, that’s not really her style. She’ll always make it up with hugs and kisses and chocolate and anything else your heart may desire. She loves you more than anything else, after all.

Geeta is lowkey a sugar mommy, no matter what. Certified Girlboss™ over here is so busy, which she’s not inherently against as a workaholic, but it does prevent her from seeing you.

And so whenever she does get time for you, she will spoil you. Gift giving is her way of showing affection, at least when it comes to you. She’s practically made of money, please spend as much as you want. It’s her treat and you deserve it. Don’t even think about pulling out your purse or wallet, she will not let you pay. 

During quiet moments in her day, she’ll pull up a store on her phone and scroll until she finds something you’d like. She’ll be scrolling through fancy-smancy stores during an important meeting or when talking to someone like Nemona or Clavell because she just thought of the most darling thing to get you and she needs to find something suitable this instant. And she’s not slacking off or not paying attention, either, she knows exactly what is being said around her.

She’s also shameless. On more than one occasion, someone’s seen her looking for fancy, incredibly expensive lingerie. They’re incredibly embarrassed about it, but Geeta doesn’t care. She is in no way flustered or worried, just amused by their reaction.

If you don’t live together, she’ll totally send packages to your house or apartment. She’ll usually tell you, but sometimes she just doesn’t and suddenly you're opening your door in the morning only to be greeted by several packages. 

Not so much of a headcanon as much as it is a concept, but Courtney and Shelly pining for the same person. That’s it, that is the thought,

These two are their own brands of unhinged, and they would absolutely rip the other to shreds if it meant winning your heart. Courtney is just batshit insane. She’s feral. She’s completely unhinged and would go to any lengths necessary to get you by her side, no matter how much she has to dirty her hands to do so.

Shelly is also unhinged, but she’s far more calculated. She’s part of the brains behind Team Aqua, and so she’s not going to take action without considering all her possibilities first. She’ll go to the same lengths Courntey will go to, but she'll consider all her actions before making a commitment.

There is very little you can even do in this scenario. They would choke each other out with their bare hands if it meant having you. Don’t think this can end in dating both, they would never tolerate the other. They’re just going to continuously fight each other, try to one up each other, until one of them snaps. 

Drasna is severely slept on. I don’t even have a grand vision to put here. There is no idea, there is no headcanon, and there is no scenario. All you get is the concept of Drasna.

Just like… look at her. She borders on milf and gilf, she is decorated in dragon bones, she is sweet and kind and could kick your ass. She is gentle and loving but changes into cold and savage when in the midst of battle. 

She could curb stomp your ass any day of the week, and you (by which I mean me) would thank her. Not that she ever would. She cares about you too much! If you did battle her, she would attempt to go a bit easier on you, toning down the intensity a bit, but it slips out every now and then.

Also, do you think she’d have fangs? That’s how all the dragon tamers are in my head, so it’s not really Drasna specific. Actually, don’t answer that, she totally does because it’s my fanfic and I get to make the rules.

Anyways, Drasna would totally live in a cute little cottage. She’s from Celestic Town (apparently), so she likely prefers a quieter, humbler lifestyle. That is to say, you get to live with her in a cute little house that’s surrounded by nature and is also covered in dragons. You get to unwind at the end of the day by sitting in your cute little garden with her, and isn’t that just the dream?

…. How do we feel about gilfs? Like, in general. Milfs are pretty unanimous, I think. We all love a hot mom, but what about hot grandmas? I say that like the Pokemon grandmas are hot which I don’t think they are (except Cogita, obviously) but like… is there a consensus on this?

I don’t know man, when I look at Agatha and Bertha and Opal it’s just like… that’s a grandma. She’d bake you cookies and ask you about school or work. Agatha has an implicit risk, as you will be jumpscared by her ghosts. She’s also a little bitter and would totally just bitch about the people that get on her nerves. She’s old, she doesn’t care about anything anymore.

Bertha is the kind grandma who always asks if you want to help her make the cookies (she will not be offended if you decline). She’ll ask how your life is and will give you so much useful advice. She’ll also tell stories from her youth, and she looks so happy when she does it. She’s just nice, that's all I have to say.

Opal. Oh Opal. This specimen already has the cookies baked when you show up at her door unannounced. She knew you would be coming. Come sit down and complain about your life. She wants all of the gossip. Tell her everything, especially about your love life. Be careful about what you tell her, though, because she will not hold back when giving you her opinion.

Sorry I couldn't help myself. I had to write this out. I’ll go back to the regular headcanons.

Regular is a strong word. I desire Sada carnally. She is broken and I can fix her, okay? I have thought about this a lot, and I would subject you to all of those thoughts in incredible detail if I was strong enough to truly capture her image.

Real talk though. Sada is hesitant to fall in love again. She’s gone through a messy divorce before, and doesn't want to go through that kind of thing ever again. But she couldn’t help but fall in love with you, which leads to one of two things happening.

There’s the realistic option, that her love for you will make her work even harder towards finding paradise, which basically just leads to how the game plays out. She spends more and more time in the crater until she decides to move into it and eventually gets got by Koraidon, but you don’t know that. It would suck, but you would not be totally alone as you would have Arven there, going through the same thing. At the very least, he’ll turn out slightly better (until he has to tell you that Sada’s been dead for Arceus knows how long). 

But that’s sad, so I present to you the ideal option, that her love for you makes her realize how damaging her workaholic nature has been. She’ll be able to take a step back from her work, from the time machine and Area Zero, and just be able to live in the moment with you and Arven, like a normal family. She starts working as a regular professor. Hell, she might even start teaching at Naranja, where she’ll get to tease Arven everyday.

Anyways, regardless of what happens you get to be Arven’s stepmom, and that makes it worth it because he deserves a good parental figure in his life. I love him, he is my son, and he deserves the world.

Speaking of milfs: Lusamine. Hear me out. Technically, there are three types of Lusamine. There’s Sun and Moon Lusamine who is completely unhinged and selfish and will stop at nothing to get her way. There’s Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Lusamine who is also slightly less unhinged and will stop at nothing to get her way, but she’s doing it for a greater cause (although it’s still kinda selfish but sometimes it’s the thought that counts). Then there's the anime Lusamine, who is actually pretty normal. Not unhinged or feral or incredibly selfish, just a mother trying her best for her two kids. 

All three of them are near and dear to my heart, but, to me, Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Lusamine reigns supreme. She’s the best of the other two, where she’s both unhinged and trying to be a good mom (after the Ultra Necrozma business goes down, anyways).

When she becomes more adjusted, not worrying about saving Alola from an unworldly entity, she’s incredibly supportive, both to you and to her kids. Speaking of kids, if you don’t support Lillie and Gladion with your whole heart, she will cut you off. Her family is important to her, especially after losing Mohn.

Writing this, I realize that I might just be invested in giving these kids better lives, but whatever. Lillie will open up to you pretty quickly. She wants to do all kinds of mother-daughter activities. Please just spend time with her, she will love you forever. Gladion takes a bit longer, but he’ll cave to your kindness in time. He won’t admit it, though, he has an edgy persona to upkeep.

Or maybe you're into an evil bitch and you want selfish and crazy Lusamine, which is also understandable. She’ll do anything for you, and I mean anything. She would be pretty controlling though, and she might love the Ultra Beasts more than you, but that’s the price you’ve gotta pay if you want her unhinged.

Oh and also, please don’t look into Ultra Wormholes or Ultra Beasts. No matter what version of Lusamine you’re into, just don’t. Lusamine would never recover if you disappeared like Mohn did.

I’ll end this with Marnie, because I like her. She’s kinda quiet and maybe even a little shy, but she’s adorable and loves you with her whole heart and soul. Her quiet nature, though, is lost when you start doing… basically anything. Whether you’re battling or studying, she’ll be your number one cheerleader.

When you’re battling other people, she’ll be hyping up your every move. You're her girlfriend, you're obviously up to snuff, and she’ll remind you of that fact constantly. She’ll even bring in Team Yell to help out. She wants the entirety of Galar to know how strong you are. 

But she’ll cheer you on quietly, too. When she senses you're overworked or stressed, she’ll be bringing you blankets and hot tea before you can even complain about your problems. And when you’re settled in, she’ll bring you curry and huddle into your side. She’ll even get Morpeko to cuddle up to you. Feel special, Morpeko won’t even do that to Marnie, and she would complain if it wasn’t making you feel better.

If you’re battling against her, she won’t openly cheer you on like normal. She’s a gym leader, she can’t just go throwing a match because she loves you! But she’ll compliment your strategy when you're doing well. Team Yell won’t be cheering for you, though. 

Also, Piers would be totally chill with you. He couldn’t be intimidating even if he tried, he is a literal twig. He just wants his sister to be happy and safe, and mans knows you would never do anything to hurt her. Besides, someone has to tell you Marnie’s embarrassing childhood stories and baby photos.

#pokemon x reader #fem reader #There are several male characters that I have general ideas about despite not being into them due to the whole being gay thing #But sometimes I just receive holy visions about them #IDK maybe I’ll make general headcanons sometime #Or make that alignment chart that haunts me #nemona x reader #cynthia x reader #geeta x reader #courtney x reader #shelly x reader #drasna x reader #professor sada x reader #lusamine x reader #marnie x reader #god thats a lotta tags #im sorrry i think