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danielnelsen Β· 36 minutes
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hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there
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danielnelsen Β· 5 hours
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➡ Felassan aesthetic set ➡
in collaboration with @rusya-pics; the story of a slow arrow that broke in a sad wolf's jaws.
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danielnelsen Β· 7 hours
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my favorite customer service slip ups
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danielnelsen Β· 9 hours
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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danielnelsen Β· 11 hours
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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danielnelsen Β· 13 hours
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❀️
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danielnelsen Β· 15 hours
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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danielnelsen Β· 17 hours
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if it sucks generally hit da bricks yes. but there are also going to be times in life where you have to stay in uncomfortable or sucky situations because the only way out is through. and that is how life works. sometimes you have to keep that terrible job or that shitty apartment. this site's policy of "don't sink years of your life into something that's not going to be worthwhile" can kind of turn into "immediately stop doing anything you don't like" sometimes and that bothers me
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danielnelsen Β· 19 hours
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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
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danielnelsen Β· 21 hours
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DA2 is the best DA game actually because not only you are are a refugee, but your whole friend group except one (1) guy are also all refugees in some way or at the very least foreigners in the city, and you get to see all the different ways they do and don't struggle to adapt and fit in and make a new home
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danielnelsen Β· 23 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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danielnelsen Β· 1 day
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"Intersex"
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danielnelsen Β· 1 day
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sometimes the way some people on here talk about fat people is like bizarre
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danielnelsen Β· 1 day
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The DAO/DA2 poll can be found clicking here!
I'd be interested to hear if they're the same person as your inky romances or not if you'd like to share!
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danielnelsen Β· 1 day
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Inquisition version of this poll can be found by clicking here!
It'd be interesting to see who your wardens/hawkes actually romance vs. who you'd romance in the tags if you wanna share!
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i have a poll request based on a poll that was posted on here probably a few weeks ago by the time this is posted
the poll was about gender neutral public bathrooms, specifically with stalls and some women in the notes were strongly against them, saying they wouldnβ€˜t want to see men’s genitals. and because the poll was specifically about bathrooms with separate stalls it got me wondering:
have you ever seen a strangerβ€˜s genitals in a β€œfemale” public bathroom that had stalls only?
- yes
- no
if yes, please explain how it happened because i’m genuinely curious
if yes, please explain how it happened because I’m genuinely curious
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danielnelsen Β· 1 day
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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released β€œeverybody talks” and β€œanimals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released β€œparty rock” and β€œsexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me
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