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us-costco-official · 2 months
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‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono
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assiraphales · 3 months
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I guess I need to reiterate the fact that asexuality is a spectrum and it’s wildly invalidating to say “well u can’t ship them bc—“ babes I’m begging you to widen your conception of love
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undercoverpena · 2 months
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just want to have a brown-eyed, broad man pull the covers over the two of us in bed, and say, “hi,” in that way where their eyes crinkle and my face breaks into a grin—before he asks me if I’m okay, and hugs me because he knows I’m not.
you know?
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automeris-io-moth · 2 months
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Short #1
“Oh my,” Civilian heard in the distance, a fog blurring their sight, and the unshakable feeling of exhaustion confusing their head “poor little thing, left for dead.” 
The figure approached, kneeling in the ground beside them, softly grabbing their head with both their hands, guiding it upwards, towards them, stroking their sweaty hair, wet with something sticky, something dark and too agitating to think about at that time and place. 
A weave of nausea quickly catched up, forcing Civilian to react, moving in a quick motion their head to the side, throwing up all over the floor beside them and the stranger handling them with so much care. 
“Oh love, that can’t be good,” the figure continued, pulling them close once again, a handkerchief cleaning the corners of their mouth with light taps “what do you say I take you home? I can make it all better, I bet that you’re feeling quite uncomfortable right now.” 
Civilian nodded absentmindedly, only half processing what they were agreeing to, immediate relief from their pain and turmoil coming right before self preservation. Vampire related incidents were on the rise in the city, it was an open secret. 
The stranger smiled warmly. 
“I’m glad,” they said, twisting the young person in their arms to carry them comfortably to the elegant white car waiting for them, door opened, man waiting beside it “you’re gonna be the perfect example for Hero, he needs to learn how dangerous they are when rejecting their sires help, they must not have even realised they left you there dying.” 
The stranger sighed, getting them inside the car, resting Civilian’s head over their lap, not caring for the blood and grime staining their pants and car seats. 
“Don’t worry, pretty thing, I’ll take care of you until they are capable, even if that takes a couple decades.” 
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piratesmyass · 5 months
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I have exactly three thoughts.
1. Con's left titty
2. Con's right titty
3. Both of Con's titties together. A beautiful pair of bazongas. The boobas. A set of bongos. Some absolute honkers. Dare i say milkers
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maxemilianver · 6 months
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recency bias with f1 fans is insane like charles gets one pole after ghosting for the whole year (car is understeer or whatever idk) and suddenly he is the best qualifier on the grid again. when he is like 11-7 compaded to sainz. lets not forget the same tifosi was going with the narrative how sainz was better than charles, but now that charles got a pole and carlos is so bad and cannot be compared to the generational talent -charles. btw give charles a car so he will win - when the same car won a race this year with carlos.
also oscar is no longer the best rookie oat? its not like he was actually beating lando but fans ran with it. he doesnt need to beat lando, he is a rookie, he is improving. but at the same time i thought he was the best rookie since lewis, even better than him?? generational talent future wdc winner better than lando will end verstappen title fight in 24 cold blooded slayer of my firstborn etc
max is having the best season of all times (a fact) but he made a mistake so we can say that the "pressure" is getting to him and tbh he is not that impressive! even if he won the wdc and wcc by himself, even if he is gonna win the gp at sunday, he is not all that.
LIKE WE ARE ONLY DAY 1 INTO A RACE WEEK. How recent your recency bias? A week? A DAY???
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heartswellz · 21 days
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out: sunday scaries because the week is about to start again
in: sunday scaries because there will be a new episode of fantasy high junior year on wednesday
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gamerbearmira · 10 months
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Literally delusional
Y’all remember this AU. I revamped it. Now the grandkids are a magical girl/boy group and hey help purify people in the Encanto. You know. Typical Precure tings lol. They where these bro he’s, they’re far more easier to blend in. The pacts are just to obvious, I love them like seriously 😭
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Also these versions because. You gotta have the wacky hair, duh 🌚☝️ I spent way too much time on these
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Guys I am. Not ok, I have too many ideas, it’s insane. I’m insane (in the membrane). But I do this so everyone knows that they don’t have to shy away from ideas 😭 like. Just do it. Even if you think no one will see it, just like share it. Because I bet sometime in the future someone’s gonna have the same idea and look it up and see that they’re not alone.
Lemme shut up and stop being sappy 💀 PRECURE YEAHHHH
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sushisocks · 4 months
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i need that man collared and leashed.
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monarch-of-all-cats · 2 months
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I'm cooking rn
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Omg so please tell me I’m not the only one that imagines Ghost tucking me in and softly rubbing my head in order to help me sleep??? (It works WONDERS btw 😂)
Not the only one honestly I think if any of them tucked me in I would sleep better
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acoldghostlypresence · 4 months
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Spent way to long designing the UI of a fnaf computer, including as many functions from the actual games as I could fit.
I imagine that while the computer is running the camera application, the actual views are being shown on a secondary screen (either the tablet or all those random tvs)
Bonus, a really old drawing of the fnaf 1 desk that I never finished shading:
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vvyheathsay · 4 months
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tw nsfw self h@rm
non ship. i just like to draw the relationship between lindsay and everyone around her
,verses are from a lana del rey song “i talk to jesus” my fav christian mother….
i have lots more art but i don’t think it’s appropriate to post some of them on this app. if im not wrong it’s more unfiltered on insta, so you can search for me @trendinh.muadong
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turtlele · 5 months
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Tree
Jane, showing a new app: It shows me your exact locations, which means I no longer have to worry about unclear directions from a certain person.
Everyone: looks at Anne
Anne: What? I was very clear. I said to meet by the tree.
Kat: Which tree, Anne? We were in the forest!
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centre-of-my-universe · 2 months
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Favourite part? Can someone gif the entire movie for me? That's my favourite part.
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typenonsense · 4 months
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assigned helpless little guy :((
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