I'm on the final Episode of Crown of Candy, I'm barely holding it together, can we get a big ol' resounding 'MEEP!' for Meeps?
Imagine like. A big featherless ostrich with a stumpy little neck, the TINIEST mouth that can't even bite properly and has a dangerous amount of fat content that if one decided to sit on you; your bones would be classifiable as a liquid. And that would apparently run off a cliff if you drove them to do so.
Best case of rng I ever got was after picking my silly little blue fairy dragon starter- my second dragon ended up being this massive red firebreathing war general 20 times her husband's size