#magnus having the time of his life

[kasirose]

Soooooo what happens if the consul and high warlock both get arrested XD

#wonder what they got arrested for #barbie #malec #malec fanart #barbie meme #barbie movie #alec lightwood #magnus bane #shadowhunters #shadowhunters fanart #I drew this so fast to try and make it in time omg #still a bit late oops #there's prob like a bunch of mistakes but whatever it was fun lol #alec is so done #magnus having the time of his life #my art #the mortal instruments

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

i truly hate the show bc YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING WHEN YOU WATCH THE SHOW BEFORE READING THE BOOKS

you dont know that magnus’ magic is the same striking blue as alec’s eyes

you dont know alec’s eyes are the same color as the ancestors of a family so intertwined with his

you don’t know that magnus sees ghosts in the blue of alec’s eyes

you don’t know magnus is two inches taller than alec

you dont know that alec loves that magnus is taller than him

you don’t know that they dated in secret for months

you dont know alec’s wardrobe is absolutely hopeless and he only wears years old worn out sweaters with holes in the cuffs and magnus loves it

you dont know that sometimes magnus wears his worn out sweaters

you dont know that they didnt get married for years until alec became consul and they could get married in warlock blue and shadowhunter gold under his new law

you dont know they have two kids, before they ever married

you dont know their first son is named after alec’s brother max, who actually died during the war

you dont know that max’s skin is blue, and his eyes are just a shade darker than alec’s

you dont know that alec loved one man so much he changed the world for him

#honestly will probably add to this later #BUT I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME ??? #I HATE IT #DONT WATCH THE SHOW FIRST #IT RUINS IT #YOU NEED TO KNOW MAGNUS IS THE LOVE OF ALECS LIFE #AS IS ALEC MAGNUS’ #tsc #shadowhunters #tmi #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #drives me crazy #the show took away SO MUCH #the small details like alec’s eye color are SO IMPORTANT ??? #FOR SO MANY REASONS ??? #MAGNUS IS IN LOVE WITH ALECS EYES #im dead #and magnus not always having his cats eyes like hes supposed to ?? #god #i hate looking for fics and starting one only to realize its based mostly on the show #im a HATER #tsc book truther

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean #poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag #perish the thought #I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it #some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too. #btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving #genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea #why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD

[lets-try-some-writing]

Random Crack Idea

Alright so in IDW (i think) Ultra Magnus actually has a little bot called Minimus inside him and Ultra Magnus is basically just the giant mech suit Minimus wears so he can do his job and get some respect. With that in mind I wondered, what if TFP Optimus (in some alternate universe) is actually just a giant mech suit that Orion Pax (or the Pax sized Optimus) is operating from the inside?

He still has the Matrix and all that, but perhaps due to an injury effectively crippling him in combat or maybe just out of a desire to not be shredded by Megatron, Orion Pax operates the giant Optimus suit and no bot knows about it. How he gets away with no bot knowing? No idea. Maybe Alpha Trion hooked him up or something, or perhaps Shockwave got involved somehow. Whatever the case, I think the chaos that would come from this when his true status is eventually revealed would be hilarious.

I mean, think about it. The great and glorious Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, last of the Primes, and absolute unit... is actually travel sized when compared to his big body. He is certainly no minibot, but Optimus being roughly the same height as Ratchet underneath all that armor would be great.

The hilarity would be even better if Optimus's secret wasn't discovered during some great emotional moment, but instead at like 3am when he got out of his suit for a cube of energon. Or better yet, Smokescreen is just chilling at night, maybe coming back from night shift and then finds Optimus taking off his suit and hopping around on one pede trying to get his giant boot off. Smokescreen would be completely flabbergasted and Optimus would just look at him and say "No one will believe you" before gathering up his suit and hurrying off.

The team would be let in on the secret eventually, but I can see Optimus just freaking leaving one of his boots laying around just to scare the scrap out of whoever stumbles upon it. Poor Bumblebee thinking his dad has lost a leg and then seeing Optimus out of his suit chuckling around the corner. Or Optimus gets himself stuck in a part of his suit and looks super disproportionate until somebot helps him free himself of his suit.

And imagine Megatron finally figuring out that he has been fighting the same little Archivist throughout the entirety of the war. At some point Optimus just yeets one of his gloves at Megatron as a distraction and goes to save somebot from getting killed and Megatron just stands there watching Optimus run off with one itty bitty arm like: "What the fRAG!?!" And then just kinda stares at the arm/glove on the ground in front of him wondering if Prime just cut off his own arm or something because he is a self sacrificial idiot or what.

He would be emotionally scarred and stuck having an existential crisis until during a team up, Optimus just takes off his suit and casually goes to collect some energon or something. Every single Decepticon would be left questioning their life choices once the news of Optimus's true size reaches them.

The best part of all (at least to me) about this crack idea is the thought that Optimus, the Pax sized, only slightly taller than Bumblebee, Prime becomes an absolute beast the moment he gets suited up. He goes from this regular sized bot to a terrifying force in under a few minutes and it scares his whole team.

Like, imagine him putting on his big mech suit:

#maccadam #transformers prime #tfp optimus #transformers #transformers ideas #crack idea #normal bot becomes body builder #truly terrifying #poor megatron #him and everyone else are stuck having existential crisis's wondering if they have been beating up a civilian this whole time #smokescreen traumatized for life after watching his idol turn into an NPC #I can see optimus getting on a box or something to reprimand smokescreen and bumblebee when out of his suit #maybe he has ultra magnus lift him up to reach stuff sometimes #smoll but not too smoll optimus is my fav

[spaceoddeity]

the magnus archives is great because I just want everyone and everything to be ok and it won't <3

#don't get me wrong I'm having the time of my life watching everything go to shit #but maybe #just maybe #it would be nice if not everyone was having a shit time #excluding that fucker elias #he's having a great time and I wish he wouldn't #hope he stubs his toe #tma #the magnus archives #odds talks

[a1sart]

i feel like I need to take notes while listening to the Magnus archives they keep bringing stuff back up and I'm like "oh man that name sounds familiar what episode is that from? Why are they concerned about this turn of events" and then having to go back through every episode to figure out wtf they're talking about

#I remember Jurgen Leitner he writes books #but that's only because his name is kinda silly and fun to say and it sticks out #I have no idea who Mary Key is supposed to be tho #the name is familiar but I cannot for the life of me remember what previous episode she was mentioned in #and that dude Jared keeps popping up #I think his name was jared #He's showed up at least twice so far #I'm only on episode 26 #al talks about things #the magnus archives #also in episode 22 colony they talk about this scary bug witch lady #this is the first I'm hearing of her but they talk about her as if she's showed up before #did I just forget???? #was I not paying attention the first time??

[cpyclopse]

Uni era Jon ft. The Admiral

My art (click for better quality)

#i have mixed feelings on this one #the one with just jon looks much better #i have this hc that jon has this oversized corduroy jacket and its like his comfort jacket #its old and worn but its warm and nice and he has it all his life #idk i have a comfort jacket i wear all the time #i honestly just wanted to draw a boy in a skirt #jon isn't necessarily a man but hes man aligned so #nonbinary jonathan sims #rights #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #the admiral #hes a raggedy orange cat #he was a straw until Georgie and jon found him #hes also a maincoon bc my son is and there should be more big cats #just like in general #if they aren't at least 10 lbs and bigger than your torso i dont want them #thats a lie all cats are good #i alsk gave jon what is basically my hair cut #mosss art

[alec-lightwood-bane]

y'all I got bored and decided to reread the red scrolls of magic again for the first time since like 2020, and I fear my malec obsession is not as dead as a thought it was 😭

#thought i was over them #but this fucking book man #the feels #the nostalgia #takes me back to april 2019 when i first read it #it was such a great time of my life and i have so many happy memories associated with it #and april 2019 in general #god i forgot how much i loved and missed magnus #and alec #and shinyun #ALSO HI #ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED ON HERE #idk if anyone remembers me #but how are u all 🥺

[sezja]

Jeryk's specific type of trans-ness comes in the form of "tomboy who never 'grew out of it'"

#twine boys #his parents were like 'eh. it's not hurting anyone' and figured he'd grow out of it #didn't particularly mind when he didn't; they were used to having a son by that point #the rest of the town has genuinely just forgotten because he's been 'jeryk! a boy!' for damn near his whole life #magnus has absolutely forgotten by the time he comes back and probably hasn't remembered to this day #thaffe probably also routinely forgets despite a) living with him and b) seeing him in various states of undress #it kind of just all goes in the same box labeled 'jeryk' in thaffe's mind and doesn't even register anymore

[tunezzz]

jon: *does anything*

the eye:

#jon’s having the worst time if his life while the eye’s all 💕❤️😍💖🥰 #tma #the magnus archives #my art

[kasirose]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

ft. Book and show Malec wherein shorter husbands be carrying the taller one >>>

#was worried for a sec I wouldn't finish this in time >.< #but it's here! #book magnus having the time of his life #show alec feelin a lil awkward but he secretly loves it #malec #malec fanart #shadowhunters #shadowhunters fanart #alec lightwood #magnus bane #the mortal instruments #alec lightwood bane #magnus lightwood bane #show malec #book malec #magnus x alec #christmas #christmas vibes #my art

[son-of-natalie]

Rick will bring every single piece he has ever written to tv before even thinking about a Magnus Chase adaption...

#i have not read my life as a child outlaw but ... #SURELY he would first do something about one of his most popular series first?? #didnt he say in a blog post a while back that he didnt have time for another tv project? #i mean good for him probably but its sad for the mcga fans #mcga would make an awesome cartoon if you ask me #mcga #rick riordan #magnus chase #riordanverse

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

tma au where everything is the same except the Eye doesn’t let people say swear words in their Statements. As in, it censors them. You get your trauma ripped out of you and, to add insult to injury, The Eldritch Horror of Not Minding Your Own Damn Business forces you to describe these viscerally awful things that you’ve experienced using the word “unalive.”

#the magnus archives #tma #the eye #i just think it would be really funny if someone walked into jon’s office just in time to hear him saying some shit like #“Statement of Trevor Herbert regarding his life as a self-proclaimed vampire unaliver” #i think this would actually be beneficial to the Eye bc it could feed off the shame and humiliation of #having to say the word unalive in public against your will #i’m sure i can’t be the first person to have made this post. i mean. what is the eye if not #the embodiment of those kids who films strangers in public to post on tiktok dot com #*film.

[navree]

They're standing at the edge of the endless sea, the Tundra shifting lazily just beyond, and the fog rolling thick as if drawn by Peter's very presence.

Day Two - Eternity.

Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Pairing(s): Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas Words: 1586 Chapters: 1/1

#lonelyeyes #lonelyeyesweek2022 #lonelyeyes week 2022 #the magnus archives #my stuff #i wouldn't be me if i didn't take every opportunity i could to remind as many people as possible that peter is only dead cuz of elias #that peter is possibly the only person who is dead solely because of elias and who would have lived a long and happy (for him) life #if he hadn't ever met elias #and also that peter died well before his time because seriously if we assume he and og elias were close in age (which i do) #then peter was in his late forties #and i think the average lifespan of someone living in the uk is like 90 years or smth #he died half a century before his time literally because of elias #this has very little to do with the fic it's a throwaway line but i like to rant about it because it makes me deranged

[screeching-painter-witch]

martim desolation power couple

#it's a need #tma #the magnus archives #i love jmart as much as the next person and probably even more but tim and martin would be so good as a desolation duo #they both seem like opposites because tim is more confident and outgoing and martin is shy and anxious and sensitive #but tim is just as emotional and sensitive as martin he just shows it in different ways #and another thing they have in common is their anger #they are both deeply angry due to trauma and they probably hate themselves and feel constantly guilty on some level #tim because of danny (and then sasha) and martin because he's been made to feel worthless his entire life #but they both have so much anger and bitterness in them but they choose to be kind regardless #until they reach their breaking point and become self-destructive #that shared trauma and those emotions connect them not only to each other bc they could understand each other if they had more time to... #... become closer #but those things also connect them very strongly to the desolation #look at them in the s3 finale #martin burns statements and risks his life #and tim activates the detonator and sacrifices himself to destroy/stop the stranger (and to save his friends bc he might resent jon... #(and avenge danny and sasha) #...but i think he still cares about jon and martin) #also they deserve to set fire to things and fight the eye and the spider #also also gerry and jon deserve desolation bfs #yes im turning this into jongerrymartim i refuse to shut up about any of the characters in this ship #many interesting dynamics /pos

[hardcore-solangelo-19]

Annabeth Chase has probably never gotten used to death being a permanent thing in life. like, the first time ever she saw one of her closest friends die was thalia, and she came back to life a couple years later and became an immortal warrior. then she saw percy, someone who probably meant just as much if not more to annabeth than thalia, die in an explosion. Then, he crashes his own funeral. Then her cousin Magnus dies and so does her friend Leo. She goes to her cousin’s funeral and surprise surprise, guess who’s there: Magnus fricking Chase in almost perfect health. (Ik he isn’t technically alive but eh). Then when Annabeth goes back to chb, she gets news Leo’s alive! So imagine how she must have felt when jason died. No matter how long it wouldve been, some part of her would always think hes coming back, just like with thalia, just like with percy,just like with leo and magnus. She knows he’ll never come back. But she hopes he does.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leo valdez #percabeth #jason grace #pjo hoo toa #hoo #toa #thalia grace #magnus chase #magnus chase and the sword of summer #trials of apollo #heroes of olympus