#m: justice league

[incorrectbatfam]

We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #16

When Hal had asked him which town he protected, Danny was more than happy to tell him, "Amity Park!" When Hal asked Danny where it was, Danny hadn't thought the response, "At this moment? Or where it was last week?" would've caused such chaos in the meeting.

Danny knew not everyone's town traveled across the country, but he didn't think it was odd enough to warrant this kind of reaction.

#finemeal prompt #dp x dc #danny fenton #justice league #hal jordon #amity park #amity park moves around #ya know how a lot of people put amity park in different states? #this is my “in universe” reason for it #like amity park just moves from city to city #just living its best life #one day you go to bed in Minnesota #and wake up in California #just another day in the life of Amity Parkers #they're used to it #don't ask me how this works practically #it just works #trust me

[phantom-phortune]

Danny judges the Family Business

Danny: How many kids do you have? How many vigilantes are in Gotham right now?

Batman: ... you know how many.

Danny: Seriously, your grandson too? Couldn't stick to just yourself?

Flash: Can we not?

Danny: ... I mean I sorta understand the clone thing makes it murky water, but COME ON!

Superman: *sweating*

And finally, finally, they have enough of the lectures. They know Danny's identity, they know of his parents, his sister. So they ask.

Batman: Would you not tell your parents if you needed help.

Danny: I chose not to tell my parents! My dad has his own section on the news if he's out driving, I don't want them on my team!

JL: .. What?

Danny: I mean, yeah, they'd be helpful on the government research side of things, but... You guys obviously looked into this, they can't aim for shit most of the time! They cause more property damage than any of the ghosts do in the longterm. My dad would probably shout out my name each time he saw me on patrol. Besides, they've calmed down the whoke vivisection thing, they're more like... safari people now. If the ghosts aren't actively attacking, they watch and make notes to study behavior.

Wonderwoman: And your sister? She helped you did she not?

Danny: Yeah, when I was 14 and freshly dead? Believe me, the moment she had an out we both took it. She's studying out in California now, and she's only stepping in for emergencies. Like, end of the dimension emergencies, not 'Oh I've been stabbed again' emergencies.

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I find the idea that Danny lectures the JL about the younger heroes and like, making sure they aren't prioritizing hero work out of duty really funny. This undead boy took up his own duty when the only other option was his parents and their inventions (one of which actually killed him by opening a door to another dimension) and felt obliged to deal with the ghosts for both the living and the dead's sakes. He opened the portal, he'll clean up the mess while keeping everyone safe. Sam and Tucker got to help, but once he got control of his powers (maybe once he gets the crown and authority in a Ghost King setting), he's offered them outs as well. They take them slightly. They step in for the heavy hitters, but generally Phantom flies solo; besides JL business. Maybe Dani joins in, but she's her own free spirit so it's not like she sticks around long.

Danny wants to know that all these younger heroes are there because they wanna be, not sacrificing a normal life because of feeling pressured or needing to live up to the expectations of their guardians/mentors.

And I know the JL care about these kids, Danny just ain't sure (He can glance at the BatClan and just smell the death and drama) - and he wants to be. These kids better have a healthy work-life balance, so help him Ancients.

#dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp #dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #ghost king danny phantom #justice league #batman #superman #flash #wonderwoman

[thevoidstaredback]

A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:

The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.

And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.

Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.

One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.

"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"

Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"

"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."

Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."

"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."

Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.

"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."

Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.

#writing prompt #dc universe #dcu #batman #the batman #batfam #nightwing #justice league #secret identities #civilian identities

[woodland-gremlin]

Historical Crush AU

When Damian was younger he was told of a being that is a threat to the League that had appeared throughout history. It was Danny, dealing with his Time God Chores. Damian never told anyone that he had a crush on the being when he was younger, wishing that a hero would come and save him.

So to say he was surprised that his childhood crush was introduced as a new Justice League member was an understatement.

#danny phantom #dcu #dcxdp #dp + dc #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #damian wayne #dead serious #dead serious ship #damian wayne x danny fenton #justice league #historical crush au

[allthegothihopgirls]

"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

#i've seen a lot of good posts where people talk them meeting the kids one by one #but i do enjoy this idea.... #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cass cain #steph brown #barbara gordon #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #batgirl #oracle #dc orphan #dc spoiler #jla #justice league #dc comics #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[indecisivecosplayer]

Jason created the batjokes ship to get back at Bruce for not killing the Joker.

Bruce: Jason, you know I can't kill him. I don't...

Jason: Of course you can't. He's your other half, your soulmate, your secret lover, the bottom to your top, the death to your justice, your Mistah J, your ...

He writes the first fanfic and sends it to the justice league.

#jason todd #batjokes #batman #dc #dc comics #batfam #ao3 fanfic #justice league #joker #red hood #bruce wayne #headcanon

[dailydccomics]

Lantern Cruz and Starfire by Toni Infante

#jessica cruz #koriand'r #dc comics #green lantern #starfire #kory anders #dc #justice league odyssey #comics #toni infante #cover art #justice league #koryjess

[ahfrickenfrick]

when dick was 13-15, robin went through what the league/team calls ‘the scowling’

criminals thought gotham had really hardened the young birds spirit

those closest to the bats know it’s actually because he had braces and couldn’t show them while in costume

#dc headcanon #dick grayson #dc comics #dc #batman #justice league #young justice #or #teen titans #dc robin #robin #robin headcanons #dick grayson robin

[frappegoddess]

"Lex Luthor is racist" Striking accusations from local billionaire and bachelor, Bruce Wayne.

(A headline from Gotham Gazette, after an inebriated Brucie Wayne, complained he was racist after Lex Luthor said his child couldn't come into the bar)

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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, do you really believe the that the backlash Lex Luthor received was justifiable?

Brucie, who is again, drunk af: LexCorp shoulda crumble waaaayyyyy sooner, was about time. S'not just my son, but Superman too! They have some beef that goes beyond Superman foiling his plans, it's cuz he's an alien.

Reporter: Why do you believe that is Mr. Wayne?

Brucie: Cuz Superman is ten times hotter than he is :)

Reporter: Are you outwardly expressing your interest in the Metropolitan hero? Does this mean your cheating on Batman.

Brucie: Nah, I'm just his sugar daddy.

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Clark, hearing this from the Watchtower: *Head in his hands, blushing profusely*

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Word of this gets back to the Justice League, hilariously, through their sidekicks, further solidifying the theory that Batman and Superman are dating.

#lol #bruce wayne #batman #dc batman #dc comics #kal el #superman #clark kent #dc superman #batfam incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #superbat #dc universe #dc #justice league #justice league of america #dcu

[romancemedia]

SuperHero Funerals - A Tragic Loss of Heroes Beloved

#Young Justice #Young Justice Phantoms #Invincible #X Men 97 #X Men #Justice League #Justice League Unlimited #DC #Marvel #Comic #Moments #DCAU

[trappednyourheart]

I really love how people make headcannons about the infinite realms and how vast and unexplored by so many dimensions like spiderwebs *coughs* spider verse *coughs*

I thought to myself, if the infinite really is so vast and powerful like the whole multiverse in it, is there any which a time ghost? Not like clockwork, but more like every single ghost on different times, minutes or seconds as they died, like imagine Danny met Thomas Wayne when he was in a mission to retrieve a artifact for clockwork, and as he goes back, he would send farewell to the Wayne couple and zooms out of the gala, and just mostly a few minutes he meets the ghost of both the Wayne couple💀. It's such a fun concept and kinda freaky

I have a Danny phantom character name “Martina” she's dub as a Perfect Wife, mostly likely she wears and acts like those wife's you've seen in televisions like as if its the 80s, but she's died at 2020, she's not that old.

Most likely 17 and her obsession is to have the perfect family, and who's mostly rich and not as perfect? The Manson's ( yeah sorry Sam we gotta take your mother out this one)

So she targets the Manson's and take Pamela? Yeah PAMELA Manson's place,

Yeah you know how it goes, she gets caught,the team fight and stuff now she's friendly but still causes trouble to find the perfect family.

( and yes she's from the DC universe, she knows supes, Gotham, and even the heroes there, and lets just think she's from Gotham and maybe one of Red hood's people- like those badass women from the fanfics?)

#dcxdp #danny fenton #jason todd #justice league #batman #danny phantom #dc x dp #dcxdp crossover #yes this is not a prompt it's just like some random thing i just put

[identifyallen]

Bruce being abusive towards his sons makes absolutely no sense. (Many of the panels aren’t canon anymore, but still)

Bruce is known to physically and mentally abuse his sons. For example, Dick; he has received the most abuse. (It’s slowly stopped over the years but there are still many recent encounters)

At a very young age Bruce watched his parents die. When Bruce later took Dick in; it was because he didn’t want to see Dick suffer. Bruce had went through the exact same thing. He knew what it was like to have everything you’ve ever known end in an instant. He apparently understood Dick…but then he proceeds to be an abusive piece of shit. That makes no sense at all. Imagine becoming a hero because of your parents death, then taking a child in because you don’t want him to feel the way you did…just to abuse him.

Some writers really need to get their shit together. Bruce being abusive doesn’t make sense because of his backstory and reasonings of become a hero. At this point, we all know Bruce is a huge asshole. Which I guess makes a bit of sense…but being abusive towards his children? That goes against why Bruce even became a hero.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #titans #teen titans #justice league

[raindisaster]

There was not enough #livingtodd so i killed him.

No happy ending, lets them suffer

Anyway, i know it not best sketch, bit i am still learning, so 🥺

#justice league #artwork #at art #batfam #art #batman #robin jason todd #jason todd #red hood #batman and robin #batfamily #robin

[batfamfixation]

Batfam's favorite Justice League members

Okay, so Superman is canonically Bruce and Dick's favorite Justice League member, and Wonder Woman is Jason's.

Nightwing is probably Tim and Damian's favorite overall hero, but do you think their favorite League member is Batman (before Nightwing became an official JL member)?

Similarly, I know Black Canary is Barbara's favorite League member, and I know Steph's is Green Arrow (to piss Bruce off), but do you think Cass's would be Batman or Black Canary (since Bird's of Prey)? Oracle is likely Steph and Cass's overall favorite

I'm pretty sure The Flash is Duke's, since metahuman solidarity

#Batfam #Headcanon vs Canon #Batman #Nightwing #Batgirl #Red Hood #Justice League #Red Robin #Spoiler #Robin #The Signal #Black Bat #Am I forgetting any of his kids

[bludmd23]

Drawing this made me hungry,,,,

#justice league #justice leauge unlimited #j’onn j’onzz #martian manhunter #the flash #wally west