just wanted to call out bee @applestruda for being so incredibly insane over literally every artist ever. love ya <3
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Happy Buildday
Get kissed idiot
Taking a majority of my art off tumblr for now. Fuck AI
HELLO I have now survived 24 years on this planet and that means more self-indulgent art for me~
Don't ask me why he has long sleeves, it was just the current vibe
(this is queued cause I feel horrible and may not be online on the 29th so here ya gooo)
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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 6✨
Part 5
@mispeltnostalgia and Quo are back at it again!
With the power of chaos and burnout, we bring to you: shit things we said in class as the batfam.
because of the burnout it was harder to be funny soz
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[during Steph’s Robin era]
Bruce: Who wants this used alcohol wipe?
Steph: Me! *goes to put the wipe in her mouth*
Bruce: Steph, no! You’re still underage!
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Tim, with a sad face: I’m too burnt out to be funny
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Dick: Use capital letters
Barbara: *deletes the word and turns on caps lock*
Dick: NOT LIKE THAT!
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Damian, referring to Steph: Hang on, I need to call my local arsonist.
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Dick: I must have bee vibes for family dinner tomorrow
Jason: *slowly going on Google*
Dick: I swear if you pull up the bee movie—
Jason: *slowly turns laptop to him*
Dick: …Actually I hate jazz. Fuck you.
Note: Nog, while deciding who would say who: I feel like it would be Dick. He did choose a bright yellow cape. This man would dress up as a bee.
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Bruce, while picking up Damian from school: You made people cry, Damian.
Damian: That was the point.
Bruce: You ruined their lives, Damian.
Damian: Good.
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Bruce: I just got a complaint from Lucius
Tim: What’s up?
Bruce: Did you just end an email sent to Lex with ‘Slay the day away’?
Tim: Yeah. Why?
Note: Nogolsta is a threat to professional society
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Tim: *accidentally bumps into someone*
Tim: Oh sorry dude, *goes in for a high five*.
Guy: What? Excuse me?
Tim: Alright man, all good. Have a nice day.
Damian: Did you… did you not see his badge?
Tim: No?
Damian: He was a government official.
Tim: Oops. Oh well
Damian: You are a disgrace, Drake.
Note: Quo is on the FBI list for being a writer, but Nogolsta is on the list for giving someone a hi-five.
Correction: trying to give someone a hi-five
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Jason: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Tim: *slowly raises glasses* I see popcorn.
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tagged by @fedorovista and @folie-a-dewey!! thank u!!
9 favorite albums in no particular order under the cut:
*** just as a sidenote, because i like too much music, i'm doing albums i like as cohesive units. albums that hold together and tell a story. albums that i listen to from start to finish because the songs go together in a particular order in my mind, for whatever reason.
strange trails by lord huron. world's most perfect story album. need i even elaborate. maybe my favorite album of all time. the musical & lyrical motifs that carry through the whole thing, the examination of romance and death and the way they intertwine, the whole convoluted multi-character storyline that underlies it. if you like folk music and undeath and evil women, please for the love of god listen to this album.
we were dead before the ship even sank by modest mouse. world's second most perfect story album. now, if you were to ask me, hey, what IS the story this album is trying to tell? i couldn't begin to answer. but this album is just. omg. the tone is so cohesive throughout while still allowing for changes in register, concept, and overall sound. also has the best opening line to an album in the history of albums.
so much for stardust by fall out boy. okay this one's a gimme but come on. pop-punk retrospective on the state of the world since 2016? with lyricism that makes me weep? came out just weeks after i the birthday where i realized that i wanted to be alive for the first time in like three years? it's not even close.
jenny from thebes by the mountain goats. NOW LISTEN. i knowww it's just the most recent mountain goats album. why, you might be asking, did i not go for beat the champ instead? and the answer is i can only choose 9 albums and i think jenny from thebes is underrated. life-changing lyricism with orchestral instrumentation that could tear me in half. also i've talked so much about it on this blog i think it would be wrong of me not to mention it.
in sickness and in flames by the front bottoms. talk about cohesion!!!!! a whole album that is essentially a love letter to all the messiest parts of a relationship! all the characters are so interesting and flawed!! and every single one of the songs are unapologetically horny to boot. also just the transitions between songs are soooooooo good. not to be the 'jerk/the truth' guy but um. the switch from jerk into the truth is one of my all-time faves.
doom days by bastille. i'm an apocalypse junkie. next.
science from an easy chair by have gun, will travel. this is entirely the wrong blog but HEY. if anyone out there likes the terror, this album is for you. it's a story concept album about ernest shackleton's expedition to antarctica aboard the endurance. the first song i heard from it was the rescue party, which is one of the most atmospheric story-focused folk songs i've ever heard. just unbelievably emotional and smart. love it.
lungs by florence + the machine. you've seen my recent posts. howl & kiss with a fist & i'm not calling you a liar & rabbit heart & my boy builds coffins &. well. you get it.
mixtape for the milky way by mixtape for the milky way. hi fellow minnesotans. go listen to jeremy messersmith's side project album about being raised in a fundamentalist christian cult. go on. noooo it won't hurt you. don't worry it's not heartbreaking at all. it's not my favorite album of his since the silver city or anything haha that would be crazy. 👀
ok that got way too long whoops BUT thank you to the folks who tagged me!! i love chatting music so if u see this & want to make your own PLEASE tag me !!!
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happy anniversary dad! 🖤
for my sweet @squidyyy23 — i’m your biggest fan 🥰
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high as shit watching honey by the boyz n i’m losing my mind a little bit like this this serve i loveee whore units <3
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this is so long bro sorry . my ideal t'pel is. passive ? but not in a weak-willed way. she is aware that she can't control other people or force her plans to go as she expects- she goes w the flow and is accepting, realistic, and genuinely logical. "this didn't work out, so i'll try something else". she doesn't try to make everything around her fit into rational boxes or rules, she understands that the world is chaos and she herself brings structure and logic to her own life
t'pel is patient w tuvok and i think their early relationship was a lot of tuvok freaking out and feeling inferior for being Without Logic at some point in his life and t'pel being like .... ok.. don't care lol..... tuvok feels like he Owes t'pel a lot for her Patience and Kindness but she was literally the whole time like "it's great that you're scared that you're a terrible vulcan but i need breakfast . will you make breakfast" and tuvok had to be like o- .. oh. y. yeah i'll make breakfast. ..(?) .. and eventually learned it didn't really matter if he was crazy. he could still be a good husband KSBDBSBSB
also t'pel asked him to start gardening for food and it's why he loves plants. tyvm. he took it seriously, learned all he knows about soil and botany and ecology to start a healthy and bountiful garden for his family. and when it was doing well then tpel stood with him in the garden and surveyed the crops and said "look at what you have created. gently, and with care. consideration. the garden is flourishing." and it means more than the garden... more than the soil and the flowers .... Sniffles
Tuvok: (spiraling about his worthiness and identity as a proper Vulcan, proper husband when compared to T'Pel who is an exemplary wife and Vulcan, a woman who deserves so much more - if it were not for them being forced together would surely have more...)
T'Pel: Pancakes, please.
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Hii hope you don't mind but ima just throw some love and appreciation at you for a sec,,
Literally everything you draw makes me so immeasurably happy,, I've said it before but I'll say it again, your hermit designs are absolutely top tier, LIKE YOUR SCAR!??! Soso amazing I adore him. Oh and im super obsessed with everything you've teased for your au
I wish I could express how much i love your art in the moment but all my brain can manage is a keyboard smash bc it just, short-circuits,
waa ok bye!
Omg omg screaming right now holy shit ahsjdjfkfka
Thank you so much!!! And I honestly have so much stuff for the AU I wanna show here and tease but i also dont wanna spoil it...
And honestly same goes for your art. Like it never misses and it's just so nice to look at I LOVE your Scar. He's so cool. The ears and the TAIL???? top tier design right there.
Thank you so so so much for this it made my day <333
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no offense against baby anthony but riverdale was already being ripped part for it's 'nonsensical' choices that were a feature and not a bug so they should've just ignored vanessa's pregnancy vanessa's a tiny ass lady ya'll had options
just like several episodes of toni just pushing around her motorcycle everywhere she goes with zero explanation
school hallway? motorcycle. vixens practice? coaching from behind the motorcycle. pop's diner? how did you get that motorcycle through the single door. town walkthroughs? the feral dogs avoid me cause i'm a cool cat with.... a motorcycle. town council meeting? in case you forgot i am social working guidance counseling leader of a biker gang -motorcycle *jazz hands* 2bdr apartment with a 3 floor walkup and no elevator? why are you still with the questions m o t o r c y c l e
fangs at some point: yea i don't know how she got it in here either- no i know - it's just yeah no cheryl's still rping sarah winschester-yeah i know -no it's that's her emotional support motorcycle-look it's easier to just not question it
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Server memes with @luwyv
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"SHE DID WHAT--"
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blease tell us abt trollitics (troll politics) & dewdrop
OMG YES YAYYYY TYSM FOR ASKING
ok so like. basically after i watched the third movie i was thinking about how gristle was paying for the wedding venue and that’s literally what started my whole thought process here. cause the venue is. well yes it’s technically the plaza but it is RIGHT under the troll tree. so maybe it’s a popular wedding spot but it got me thinking who exactly like. owns the area under/around the troll tree?? you would think the monarchy right ( aka king gristle ) but gristle seemed pretty stressed about having to get out of the venue in time 😭 yes i know it’s all played for jokes but i’m a chronic over thinker so what were any of us expecting. so ANYWAY. surely, after the bergens and trolls make peace, wouldn’t the trolls want the tree back? and that got me thinking MORE like how did they transition the ownership of the troll tree back to the trolls. and are there now troll-bergen laws? troll protections? troll TREE protections?? reparations for literally eating trolls alive for years? THERE IS SO MUCH OPPORTUNITY HERE to make a whole thing about how the bergens and trolls learn to exist with eachother and it is so so interesting to me.
so what kind of laws and protections are there now?? how do they get established?? WHO’S establishing them?? troll and bergen lawyers?? so many questions and so many possible answers
but now that we’ve got like a bit of backstory and politics and my lead up of thoughts out of the way which i could rlly just go on forever about. we’ve got whimsy’s introduction!! basically what happens is between the events of world tour and band together, some pop trolls start wanting to move back to the troll tree ( whimsy among them ). but the main village in the forest is too big and settled for everyone to want to move, and it is still the main village, so poppy spends most of her time there and can’t go back and forth between the two places all the time ( tho she certainly tried ). so after a bit of this they need to appoint a headman for the troll tree village to help keep things runnings, to act as a spokesperson for poppy, report back to the main troll village every once in a while, etc etc. ( i could’ve grabbed an unused canon character but why do that when this gave me a chance to make another oc ). said headman for the troll tree ended up being whimsy dewdrop!! it’s a very busy troll nowadays, and ends up working a lot with the bergens to make agreements and laws regarding all the intricacies of bergen and troll cohabitation. whimsy also ends up spending quite a bit of time with poppy and occasionally branch when they come to check up on the troll tree and everyone living there. whimsy herself is a little more down to earth than some other pop trolls but she still loves all the classic pop troll activities. she also LOVES glowbug watching and was very excited when they started hanging out around the troll tree again.
also i think that later on in the game when everything is much more settled, the bergens and pop trolls work together to make the troll tree plaza more hospitable to the trolls, creating places for trolls to move around outside the immediate area of the troll tree!! trolls can generally get around pretty easily even in large spaces, but i think it would be neat for the trolls and bergens to do things like business ventures together, and for troll decoration/architecture to kind of bleed into the plaza. maybe a bit unrelated but i also hc that the troll tree grows/thrives from joy, and also that it was regularly trimmed to keep all it’s branches inside the old cage. now that it’s free to grow and has lots of joy and hope and happiness to thrive off of, it starts to spread over a very large majority of the plaza.
i really just wanted to explore how the ‘common’ trolls and bergens would learn to live with eachother and what that would entail. and ofc troll politics. who doesn’t want to think about that. anyway if you guys made it this far ily muah tysm 🫶
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SPECIAL INTEREST SPOTTED AT WORK
HOOOOLY SHIT THATS THE BOOK WITH MY LITTLE CHARACTERS. I KNOW THEM
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OH NOOOOOO oh god shit fuck i have to make a female knight work in historically accurate late iron age/early medieval britan. oh god oh fuck. ig shes crossdressing?
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