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simptasia · 5 months

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jate is fate

#but that doesn't mean they're inherently good at fucking each other #i maintain that the sex is good if kate is on top #otherwise jack is maybe slightly above okay at using his dick #and ranging from mediocre to hilarious at eating pussy (nonetheless you gotta admire his spirit)#decent with his hands tho. he is a surgeon after all #and again just get on top of him and that fixes. most of the issues #this meme is mostly dunking on jack but remember that they're a cringe4cringe couple #kate is good in bed but she's lousy at communicating her feelings #girl say something stop having a lost style flashback girl nooo i hear the whooshing stop iiiiit #lost #lost headcanons #jack shephard #kate austen

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maladaptvs · 5 months

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wait where did MY lost headcanons go

they were purged in the notes app crash….

REDO

jack: cis bisexual (he/him)

sayid: cis BISEXUAL (he/him)

kate: cis bisexual wow there’s a lot of em (she/her)

locke: gender apathetic, aroace (he/they)

ben: cis, aroace (he/it/this)

desmond: ftm bisexual (he/they)

penny: mtf straight (she/her)

charlie: ftm bisexual (he/they)

boone: cis gay (he/him)

shan: cis uhhh… bi? (she/her)

sun: cis bi (she/her)

jin: Male™️

claire: straight tbh sorry. cis. (she/her)

michael: GAY. cis. (he/him)

sawyer: um. he fucks. ? (he/him)

ana lucia: lesbian. cis lesbian. (she/her)

alex: non-binary bisexual (she/they)

karl: genderqueer straight (he/they/she)

frank: old man gay (he/him)

daniel: pansexual demiboy (he/they/it)

charlotte: cis …..bisexual (she/her)

libby: sapphic (she/they)

eko: NO idea he has bigger issues (he/him/?)

tom friendly: cis gay (he/him)

richard: confused (he/him/this/that)

scott/steve: gays (he/him)

mikhail: ftm straight woman lover (he/him)

miles: sorry i forgot miles um. cishet. kissed boys though.

naomi: dead

MiB: genderfuck. (she/her/him/it) aroace

Jacob: cishet bitchboy no pronouns for you

illana: cis lesbian (she/her) probably has a girlfriend at home

cassidy: gay for kate (she/her)

caesar: cishet loverboy (he/him)

bonnie and greta: married lesbians (she/her)

big mike: my husband. cis bisexual (he/him)

susan: a BITCH.

#headcanons #lost abc #lost #lost headcanons #queer headcanons

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violent138 · 24 days

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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat #Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong #There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet #“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money #identity shenanigans #watchtower shenanigans #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barry Allen #Superbat #Clark Kent #Superman #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman headcanon #jla #justice league headcanon

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kizzer55555 · 22 days

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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

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ohmygraves · 3 months

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ghost, but as your fake boyfriend.

you were panicking.

your mother had called earlier, asking if you could come home for a few days. apparently, your brother had returned from overseas, and she called to let you know that every single member of your family would be there. a small family reunion, if you will. of course, she expected you to show up too, perhaps bring that boyfriend of yours you always told them about.

which was a problem because one, you don't have a boyfriend, and two, you have lied to your family for years and now it's come to bite you in the ass.

you didn't even know why you did it in the first place. perhaps the constant pestering and questions about "when will you get married?" is starting to bother you, especially when it came from so many of your relatives, wondering if you'd settle down already instead of being out there in danger all the time. perhaps you just want them to leave you alone and stop worrying about your wellbeing. after all, you're an adult, and it's just annoying to hear the same thing over and over again every single time when you went home for christmas.

so, you created this narrative of a "boyfriend", who you'd talk about when your parents called. a boyfriend who is tall, handsome, and loves you for who you are. a boyfriend who you'd live with and maybe plan on marrying too in the future. a boyfriend that is so much of a textbook nice guy that your family would approve of even if it sounds too good to be true.

you're not sure who to ask. soap would be your best bet, but he would be away on a mission at that date. which was unfortunate, he seemed really excited to play fake boyfriend with you. gaz just ran out of leave for this month, so he's out too. price is too old, your family would question it.

that leaves just one person...

"lt, can you do me a favor? please, just this once."

ghost turned towards you, leaning back and letting you explain. you told him that you need him to be your fake boyfriend for a family event.

unsurprisingly, he was very quick to stand up and leave you alone, not wanting to deal with your bullshit. still, you catch up to him, trying to convince him with whatever it is you could offer.

after a few rounds of convincing, tailing him for three days and nights, constantly pestering him, and some offers of the finest whiskey and whatever he wanted, ghost finally relented. it didn't take long for the two of you to fly back to your hometown two days before the family reunion, the two of you taking a week of leave from the base with very little trouble. you assumed that ghost had something to do with it.

before you arrived, you had to give him a rundown on what to expect, what questions will be asked and how to answer them for it to make sense in the web of lies you've created. he was definitely not thrilled, telling you that he got this... whatever "this" was supposed to be. you were nervous, hoping that things will actually go well.

surprisingly, ghost did keep true to his words. walking into your childhood home, he held your waist, keeping you close to him, even would act nicer to your nosy relatives (which, of course, was not surprising when you feel his grip got tighter around you).

dinner was quite cozy, everyone seemed to enjoy his presence and kept asking you if you two will end up married. ghost said something vague that made you blush, and while it embarrassed you, it got everyone to stop talking about it.

when the crowd dissolved, you took ghost to go see your childhood bedroom, closing the door behind him as you thanked him for doing you a good favor, and that you won't forget all about this. you didn't even realize that he stepped closer to you, too absorbed in gushing how successful the night has been, pulling you close and planting a kiss on your lips. it shut you up.

"... did you just kissed me?"

"mmhm. i reckon i deserve at least that, huh love?"

"i suppose you do..."

he kissed you once more. well, at least you won't have to lie about your fake boyfriend anymore.

#this has been in the drafts for so long #i lost track of where this is supposed to go #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty headcanon #call of duty #simon ghost riley #cod headcanon #simon ghost riley x reader #cod ghost x reader #fake boyfriend

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abaroo · 2 months

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Morbid curiosity.

#ask stupid questions get stupid answers clover.#also the patterned sock is adopted from starlo #I headcanon starlo wearing matching patterned socks under his funky boots #the one clover is wearing lost its pair a long time ago… starlo was never going to wear it again after that #undertale yellow #uty #undertale yellow fanart #undertale yellow clover #undertale yellow starlo #undertale yellow North Star #uty clover #uty starlo #uty North Star #uty fanart #video games #artists on tumblr

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sofiaruelle · 1 year

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Elliot and his emotional support crab burning the midnight oil.

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley elliot #you and me both elliot #wish us luck that we would be able to meet our deadlines #*SOBS*#i want to read a fanfic where you keep accidentally interrupting elliot in the middle of writing #the 5 times youre embarassed for messing his groove #and the one time you interrupt him when he’s in a slump/block and he’s suddenly gets a surge of inspo #Headcanons: Elliot chews on his pens/pencils when he’s pondering on synonmys.#he purses his lips and balances pens under his nose when he’s editing his work.#Many of his writing utensils(??) are lost in his hair when he’s doing a bit of research.

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tam-shade-song · 5 months

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ok. Because I too, am unoriginal, I challenge thee to a challenge.

If this post gets...5k notes by the ides of March (Mar 15) I'll write a Frankenstein KOTLC Au, where

Sophie is Frankenstein's monster

Sophie is morally grey

They're nonbinary

And they kill Wylie's father (Kinda sorta on accident)

I won't start writing it until after I finish my current fic, but once I do I'll post it on AO3 and Wattpad.

#kotlc #kotlc fandom #kotlc headcanons #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc thoughts #not your shade pet #kotlc sophie #kotlc keefe #kotlc au #kotlc bronte #kotlc council #kotlc memes #fitz vacker #sokeefe

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hotpinkboots · 7 months

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vampires can't digest anything other than blood. most of them have probably forgotten what food tastes like.

that's why they lick the sweet flavored chapstick from your lips when they kiss you.

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gros-chat-fait · 4 months

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Just six normal teens hanging out in the woods. --

100th post and final drawing of the year. Happy holidays and new year, everyone <3!

#animorphs #just some normal teens who don't have ptsd or have ever killed or lost a family member to an alien invasive army #me: i'm gonna put everyone in shoes so i don't have to draw feet #also me: anyway here's human!ax and it wouldn't make sense for him to wear shoes here...... oh #they said ax lived in a shack in the woods right? anyway my headcanon is they found this bushcraft shelter and commandeered it #been practicing backgrounds because i wanna start working on a graphic novel next year #so this style might pop up more from now on #less characters floating in white voids yay #art du chat

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simptasia · 1 month

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i give charlotte secret insecurity because as a LOST character, she woulda had self loathing if they bothered to develop her more

#everybody in lost has self loathing. every single one #lost headcanons #i base char's on the idea that she's had a string of bad relationships #with people who found her to be Too Much (too loud too bossy can't be controlled etc)#so deep down she thinks she's too much of a handful. and that people she's with will eventually get sick of her #her relationship with daniel subverts this massively. because he loves her. he loves everything about her #hey lost didn't put much into char so i do it instead #is she an oc wearing bex mader's skin? yeah. but like. who fucking cares #i love... the version of her in my head

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yhwcomeback · 9 months

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"How did you even get in here" "Is that a rethorical question?" "Right you're a ninja, I forgot"

Headcanon that Brad has a flowershop in Dragon Rising and Lloyd drops by to get tea leaves every so often (no other reason in particular...)

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thesummerestsolstice · 1 month

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Problems Elrond was expecting in Aman:

Trying to make a new home after leaving Rivendell behind

Dealing with Valinorean elves who are very weird about him being part human and part Maia

Avoiding being crowned again (this one isn't just a Valinor problem)

Trying to stop Bilbo from causing problems

Trying to stop Galadriel from causing problems

People attempting to drag him into the clusterfuck that is Valinorean politics

Having to grow a bunch of his herbs himself because the plants aren't native to Valinor

Problems Elrond was not expecting in Aman:

A sudden abundance of doting parents, grandparents, and other ancestors

(He's gotten very used to being the person who takes care of everyone else)

(Look it's not his fault he's forgotten how to react to parental affection normally)

(It's been a really long time...)

#silmarillion #silm headcanons #valinor #elrond #elrond peredhel #look he's had a rough time in Middle Earth #none of Elrond's grandparents/other ancestors were around by the time he was born #He'd lost two sets of parents by young adulthood #The weight of the world on his shoulders for thousands of years #let him have lots of family in Valinor #as a treat #he deserves so much

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months

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so what’s the thoughts on Vaggie getting a heavenly spear through the hand

is it “well nothing got cut off so it probably healed up fine” or “good thing Vaggie already wears gloves by default!”. A “Charlie helps bandage it afterwards and maybe there’s a small scar but it’s okay this time” or “let’s add it to the pile of chronic pain she can blame Lute for”

bc getting so mad at the THOUGHT of your girlfriend dying that you rip out the spear impaling your hand to the floor (something something like a moth pinned to a card) so you can smack your asshole ex-coworker with it is a /move/ and I can’t decide if it’d be more fun for Vaggie to 100% heal from it without a scratch and piss Lute off more, or if i wanna daydream about Charlie having to keep track of which of her girlfriend’s hands she’s holding and be careful how hard she squeezes the right one from now on

Charlie: (delicately wrapping Vaggie's hand with gauze) "This is the THIRD TIME that bitch has given my girlfriend a major injury and I'm getting SICK of it."

Vaggie: "Charlie, the first two times happened before you even knew I existed."

Charlie: "I CAN STILL BE RETROACTIVELY PISSED ABOUT IT!" >:C

Vaggie: "Can you also kiss me about it? Help me feel better?"

Charlie: (instantly melting) "I need zero excuses for doing that ever."

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #headcanons #like imaging lute's face if she found out SHE lost her ARM but vaggie came basically A Okay and it's just D:<#but then again #charlie starting a secret tally of Things To Pay Lute Back For #and she's not even sure how serious the list is #until she sees lute again and her blood pressure just instantly SKYROCKETS #vaggie: “sweetie. don't overreact”#charlie: “im not overreacting. im just gonna kill her a little”

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lazorbeanz · 2 months

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