#look how GOOD wife looks !!!!!

[elation-station]

the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

#ngl lads i am not happy with this one lmfao #been going thru it so just a doodle #anyway so these are just design ideas #penny is this mousey little woman i see as actually kinda tallish but the kind of tall person who does everything to not appear so #maru is just hot tbh she my engineer wife #really tried something with her face and hope it doesnt look horrible #leah is tall as well and you know shes ripped under that shirt #she'll carry you over the threshold and paint your ceiling like the sistine chapel and dedicate it to you #i am not happyy with how haley came ouuttt she deserves better #like i couldve drawn her beautiful hair good but instead i just didnt. whatver #emily still the love of my life its been established #i cant see abigail as a romantic option ngl i perceive her as an impish quasi teenager who likes getting in trouble #i would be her parent figure and give her life advice and bring her to the mines to fight monsters together #anyway peace #sdv #stardew valley #abigail sdv #emily sdv #haley sdv #leah sdv #maru sdv #penny sdv #stardew valley bachelorettes #art by op

[u3pxx]

can i show you guys an old oc of mine her name is reina (she/he) and he is a retired villain and also he loves her superhero wife a lot

#butch woman save me ... butch woman pl #i dont really make ocs bc i get bored making stories of my own (thats really sad i know dfghdj) but i do LOVEEE designing characters #she used to be a boy oc but now i just transed her gender god bless ASKSKS #the thing was he's like this robotics expert supervillian whatever #and her wife (rosie) is the superhero who always tries to stop her #i never really knew what their story would be about bc i was just here for the character concepts lollll #i also drew rosie with this one but i wasnt satisfied with how her design looks :^( #ill share her here if i redesign her in a way that i think looks good in the future asksksk <3 #sunnysidedraws #den's ocs tag #described #id in alt text #ocs #original character

[wandasarchive]

did you guys see these photos of my fiancée and soon to be wife, wanda, getting ready for our wedding 🤭

#wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen #need her in ways concerning to feminism #have you seen my wife today #did you see how good she looked #yk my WIFE #very happy being her trophy wife #i’ll cook i’ll clean #anyways did i mention that’s my wife

[feelo-fick]

miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

#ill be honest this is all so self indulgent that its embarrassing but whatever. peace and love. i will live my truth #yes the song lyric comic is childhood friends t4t chilchuck + his wife. what of it. #yes i also put chilaios. SUE ME OKAY #anyways im really proud of that first comic i think i did the format justice #also to the fellow filipinos out there i salute to you all #if anyone who doesnt speak filipino google translates the song and talks to me about it i will uhhhhhh. kiss you <- joking #(BUT I DO ENCOURAGE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT I WILL SCREAM) #now time for actual tags #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- technically #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #should i tag his wife? ill tag his wife #chilchuck's wife #laios touden #not gonna tag the others in the first comic cause theyre not the focus #chilaios #<- feed on angst with me. play with me in this space. #by the by im slightly dissatisfied with how i drew that evil comic i think it looks a little weird but i love the concept of it #i mean none of you have any context except for my friend whos working on this au with me but. i prommy that its good #oh yeah i should probably tag this au huh #[ tragedy au ] #<- dont worry about the name. d. dont worry about it. #PRAYING BEGGING PLEADING THAT THIS WILL POST PROPERLY THIS TIME

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[autism-corner]

RETURN OF THE WIFE.

#i wanted to do a silly edit with this card but then the vision of her with dark makeup hit the second tower (my brain) and. here we are. #dont look at her clothing and how they dont make sense i wanna see her shoulders >:(( #its lace. she looks so fucking good in lace #eheee shes so cute i fucking CAN NOT. #the has my heart im hyperventilating...... #my work #obey me #obey me leviathan #sillyposting #she so special to mee #also yes any drawing i do of her from now on will have that type of earring..... bc im gay and my wife loves me so much.

[rexscanonwife]

More official/proper ref of my Metalocalypse s/i 💖🫶💖🫶💖 I needed another milf for the books, I'm obsessed with it guys!

Like I said before she's the manager for @hotrodharts and @1980ssunflower and does a kickass job of it! She's meant to be something of a parallel to Charles whom she has THICK sexual tension with and possibly a mysterious past history with? :0 oooooo~ either way she's very fond of the boys, especially Toki, and in my dreams they see the both of them as parental figures 😊

EDIT: original meme by @tarraerae on Twitter 🫶

Flat colors!

Taglist ♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self insert x canon #oc x canon #metalocalypse #charles offdensen #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞 #SO JUST FINISHED SEASON 3 TODAY TOO 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖 #GODDD IT WAS SO GOOD #the songs were all great and so were the character focused episodes!! #AND UGH THE FINALE THEY REALLY DO LOOK AT CHARLES LIKE A MOM #the way they were wanting to hang out with him 🥺 and the applogy AND THE TOKI HUG!!!! #FUCK #HOW DID IT GET THIS BAD THIS FAST THREE DAYS!!! ITS BEEN THREE DAYS!! #i dont think ive ever f/od a character FASTER #i guess we'll see where it goes in the end but godd #hes my fucking WIFE 🥺🥺 #and ssshh ignore the fact that shes sitting on nothing #we aint gotta talk about it

[the-kipsabian]

#penelope ford #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #reeeeeeeally love how the coloring looks on these tbh..... #also the flashing on the top was there in the original video so thats not my fault im just saying lol #anyways hello maam good lord #my beloved #vampire wife #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[fewderpewders]

I hit 500 on twt so I had make an ah eto blehh vash

#trigun #vash the stampede #my art #near quadruple that here so. maybe i’ll do smth different when that happens #do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to post gifs to twitter. good lord #look at my cringe fail wife. have you seen him? now you have

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

Mark is caked up in MK1 wow

#invincible #mk #mortal combat #mk1 #omni man #Nolan grayson #mark grayson #I would love for mk to make a face model for the invincible characters #like omni man looks so good #would love to see marks #also love how they put in that Nolan is reluctant to fight his son #and actually hopes he’s prepared enough for it #mk really gets that Nolan does actually love his family #he also compared Kitanna to Debbie #and seemed to hold affection when he said ‘my wife’ #bro loves his family and tells ppl it even when they’re not around

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[wwweedfairy]

Ring the alarm

#I forget how good I look without bangs #me #girls who smoke #wwweedfairy #girls who dab #girls who smoke weed #420girl #stoners of tumblr #pretty girls #big tiddy gf #I’m somebodies wife

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-

#This Post Is About John Wick. #hes so funny... #im watching the movies finally and theyre comedies lets be honest #adding him to my blorbos list... #i love how he's Genuinely so fucking badass #and keanu plays wick like a pathetic wet cat #like you've got this guy that has everyone scared shitless. he's baba yaga. he's death itself #hard cut to Death Itself and he looks like he's on the verge of tears #he looks like someone killed his do- #killed his- #well. You Know. #he's hyper competent and so cool and he's also just so pathetic somehow? #the ultimate meow meow... #dead wife... dead dog... dead friend... everyone out to get him #everyone so mean to him 💅 #absolutely unprompted #sorry. im watching movies again #(valley girl voice) yah so eyeve just reeely been into moovays latelay <3 #yall ever seen a movie? theyre So Good. movies my beloved #until theres a bad move. then its agony like never before felt #but there are so many good ones... #and i feel the need to Let The World Know every time i watch one! i will proceed to do so!

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS. #MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO. #Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE! #guys…. he my favorriet… #my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* #yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY? #oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

[eugeniedanglars]

if you ever feel like you’re bad at your job just remember that joe jonas’ own pr team managed to turn the internet’s view of him from completely neutral to public enemy number one in the span of 48 hours

#turns out badmouthing the mother of your children in the press on a daily basis doesn’t make people like you! whoda thunk! #especially when the things you’re badmouthing her for are *checks notes* #1. booking one (1) role after being a stay-at-home wife and mom for 4 years #and leaving you with the arduous task of… being a father to your children while she’s at work #2. allegedly wanting to party (even though both of you have said in the past that she’s an introverted homebody) #(but even if she wasn’t partying is not a crime especially when sophie turner is 27 and has spent most of her 20s at home) #3. saying something on a ring camera #i don’t normally care about celebrity drama but i’m captivated by how every new article meant to make joe jonas look good #ends up just making people hate him more

[makorragal-312]

I know that there are some people that are worried that the show is scrapping Eddie's catholic guilt storyline.

But what if it's a thing where Eddie is still secretly meeting up with Kim, but he becomes so desperate to hold on to Shannon through Kim, he starts to isolate himself from Buck and everyone else while also lying to Chris and Marisol so that no one knows that he's seeing her until everything comes out in the open and things go to shit.

Marisol dumps him.

Kim drops him and tells him to never see her again.

Buck is angry at him for risking Chris' mental health and cheating, but is ultimately concerned for him.

And everyone else is just as worried, though not provided the full details.

And soon enough, Eddie begins coming undone from everything and that's when his catholic guilt starts to take over, realizing that he disregarded his vow of being faithful to his partner by cheating for a memory and that he's once again failed at providing a wife and stable family for his son (not yet realizing that he never needed to).

#911 #911 show #911 abc #911 on abc #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 s7 spoilers #911 speculation #911 s7 speculation #911 theories #eddie diaz #evan buckley #christopher diaz #911 eddie #911 buck #911 christopher #marisol nolastname #911 marisol #anti eddiemarisol #911 kim #buddie #911 buddie #I honestly don't think that the catholic guilt line was a one off #it's gonna come back in some capacity #and I think this is how #Eddie is already gonna feel guilt and spiral from the fact that he was willing to cheat just because some looked like his late wife #and because of the fact that he was so focused on romanticizing the few good parts that he forgot that it had already ended before she died #but I think marisol reviving his catholic guilt and him cheating on her with another woman is going to exacerbate the guilt #and the Christopher of it all is definitely not gonna help