#lmfao sorry guys

[1unatica]

Do you guys see the vision…

#HOW DO YOU POST ON HERE #um #earth 65 #spider gwen #gwen stacy #trolls #LMFAO sorry guys #matt Murdock #expect more of this #ghost spider #murderdock

[swordfright]

c!Sam, Pandora’s Vault, and the Abject

In light of the recent c!sam lore, I wanna ramble about something that’s been on my mind a ton recently, which is that all the stuff that plays out during the imprisonment arc (and its aftermath!!!) reminds me so much of The Abject, which is this theory of psychological horror that basically claims the impetus behind much of what we call horror is the breakdown of our understanding of where the Self ends and the Other begins. I realize this already sounds wack but so is dsmp as a piece of media so like, hear me out.

Sam demonstrably struggles with issues of control and autonomy, and especially with understanding himself in relation to them. But also, interestingly, a secondary definition of the Abject concerns the recognition of desire: when the individual's relationship to its objects of desire (id/the Other) and of representation (ego/the Self) breaks down in a way they find too disturbing to confront, horror is elicited.

I don’t think it’s a crazy stretch to say that c!Sam is a character who is constantly teetering on the brink of confronting the Abject. He prioritizes his job as warden over everything else in his life (there’s so much text evidence for this idek where to start) because being the warden is an important outlet for him. It’s a role he steps into that, over time, helps him understand himself - not in a way that’s necessarily accurate, but in a way that is agreeable to him! Sam’s relationship to his object of representation (being warden) is supported and maintained via the structure of the prison itself: the existence of a prison necessitates the existence of a prisoner (without which, the prison is just an empty building), which in turn necessitates the existence of a warden (someone to guard the prisoner.) Pandora’s Vault is a place where Sam’s worldview makes sense and his life has meaning and purpose.

The “breakdown” stage happens whenever Sam is forced to confront his object of desire, which is of course, control over the prisoner. Sam wants to control the prisoner at all costs (again, so much text evidence idk where to BEGIN). Sam tells himself that the warden is necessary for protecting the server, but ultimately his words and actions show that his true motivation is not protecting others, it’s controlling the prisoner. During Daedalus, all it takes is a couple days in the maximum security cell for Sam to start panicking and questioning his own actions/worldview, because suddenly the roles of prisoner and warden are reversed and c!Dream is forcing him to experience a small fraction of what dream experienced under Sam’s watch. the reversal is horrifying because the thing that gave Sam’s worldview structure and meaning (his role as warden in relation to both prison and prisoner) is being turned inside-out. He is not enjoying the Abject, and this is part of why i personally think he doubles down on defending his past actions as warden after dream kills him and lets him go - his only option is to repress.

Another definition of the Abject is “a place of immemorial violence where meaning collapses,” so i’ll leave y’all with my final thought on the subject: for Sam, the Abject is his own desire to control the prisoner. But for Dream, the Abject is the Pandora’s Vault itself. It’s the place where Dream was forced to confront the fact that he fucked up, that his trust in Sam (a former friend) was dangerously misplaced, that the person he thought would protect him is instead enabling his torture, that he may never escape the prison he designed himself. And he designed it to be a home! He wanted the prison, it exists because Dream wanted it! And now, post-jailbreak, it occupies this liminal space: at once a home and a hell. If that’s not the Abject, i don’t know what is.

#and the difference between c!dream's vs c!sam's reactions to the Abject #is that dream embraces it and returns to the prison to reclaim it as the home it was always supposed to be #whereas sam represses it and doubles down on his worldview #claiming that his actions were justified and the ppl he hurt should just get over it #lmfao sorry guys #dont ever take me seriously #this shit do be driving me to madness tho #dreblr #cawesamdude #pandoras vault #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp analysis #goddd i hate hashtags #cdream #cdream meta #dsmp meta #vault duo #daedalus arc #csam armchair psychoanalysis #yes i deserve to be mocked #this is about characters not content creators

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[swordmaid]

TWOW Jaime I [real]

based on this scene from the mummy.

#jaime x brienne #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #lady stoneheart #thoros of myr #asoiaf #mine. #this is so dumb LMFAO ive been giggling at this for the whole week #but this is my bday gift to me <3 something silly and fun hihi #and sorry if thoros was supposed to have a specific look i just made him look like some guy 😩 i dont have a design for him ...... #man not me working hard on a shitpost LMFAO the things i do for jb fr.. #long post

[cozylittleartblog]

do you guys remember having the craziest weekend ever a few weeks ago or was that Actually a fever dream

#deltarune #susie #kris dreemurr #ralsei #tasque manager #sweet #rouxls kaard #queen #queenkaard #spamton #noelle holiday #art #weather news time #swatch #jevil #milk #milk is a character :) we love milk #sorry this is so late lmfao im soooo normal about rouxls being in queens room guys im so normal #cant wait to put on my clown makeup in ch4 when she hates him actually 🤡🤡🤡 #no spamton paying somebody to kiss you does not make you divorced when you go broke #getting vegas married to the queen for a weekend because you were both drunk probably also doesnt count #loving the Spamton Divorce Lore i cant believe spade has been dethroned Twice and now hes lost his second title as King Of Divorce #i see your 'he/him' swatch lore and raise you: swatch who cares so little for gender they answer to any pronouns but prefer They mostly #sorry im really stuck on the nonbinary bird train and yes nonbinary people can use gendered pronouns but the odds are higher that toby #did not intend for the bird to be nb after all 😔 BUT I WOULD LOVE TO BE WRONG TOBY PLEASE MAKE ME WRONG #THE MX. PAINT JOKE IS JUST TOO GOOD TO DIE. #this post is all over the place i love it #good illustration work. Milk Me. Divorce. more good illustration work. kissy ship nonsense. (connor voice) Circle. etc

[anastacialy]

tracked down this clip just because of this post! have jokes from skizz and scar

#i spent way longer than id like to admit doing these captions. autocaptions was completely busted so i did em manually #please let me know if i missed / should change anything! #i am a person who needs captions trying to make captions for others lmfao. are the colors ok? too subtle? i wanted them legible still but #anyways sdkjhg here have this #txtly described #(bc i made the captions) #though i will probably also add a video descrip later just. not rn sorry guys #also blease if you can find the post LINK ME i have been searching the tag for ages #hermitcraft #skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #grian #edit: thank you to the person who linked the post!! :D #second edit: yall ive been trying to swap the video out for the corrected one and it wont swap help

[leafdoodles]

Ooh I love a color pallette challenge! Can I request 16 x Jimmy?

(A Jimmy request? From me, the local Jimmygirl? Astounding, I know! /silly)

SAY LESS

#leaf doodles art #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming fanart #solidarity gaming #color palette challenge #doodle requests #MY FAVORITE GUY AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE PALETTES?? #Sorry sheriff the canary design was too powerful for this one #after drawing this I texted my friend “I did it again” #and they KNEW I HAD DRAWN JIMMY LMFAO #He just. revolves around my head like a microwave.

[thou-babbling-brook]

Petition to say Connor Davenport instead of Connor Kenway because Ratonhnhaké:ton would not fucking take Haytham’s last name

#assassin’s creed #ac3 #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #haytham kenway #achilles davenport #ironic that had to type Connor Kenway for this post LMFAO #be so for real guys #be so SO fucking for real #I’m sorry WHO raised that boy?? his village and ACHILLES #‘but what about Edward’ BRO BARELY KNEW HIM GUYS #G U Y S #I need everyone to be so for real #i can see this being controversial but someone’s gotta say it

[charmac]

That episode of Family Fight canonically aired on National TV. Dennis named Paddy's Pub in the episode and then had a breakdown and they aired it. People watched some weird, pathetic man have a breakdown on live television, and he had plugged the bar he owns.

People probably showed up to Paddy's for the joke.

His breakdown probably got clipped and reposted. That probably got millions of views on 2015 Youtube, where one of the top comments was the name and address of Paddy's Pub in Philadelphia.

For months, maybe years, random people probably showed up to Paddy's just because they watched the owner crawl up into a ball and cry in a viral video.

'Pathetic man crying on floor' in probably a meme in their universe. People know Dennis Reynolds as that guy. More people know 'pathetic man crying on floor' than know Dennis.

#guys im crying... #got high and created new dennis angst #oh no lmfao oh/// #dennis... #im laughing but thats very unfortunate #SORRY IM CRYING DO YOU THINK THERES CANONICALLY CHARLIE KELLY STANS COS OF THAT. #like there would be...

[buwheal]

I wanna give him a blanket. Can it maybe just materialize outta nowhere?

(I know fabric wrinkles suck to draw. You don't gotta 😵)

#i uh #i got carried away. Oops. wtf is wrong with this guy?? #Lmk if you need translations for the particularly glitchy part. #also just to clarify the physical glitch is not what /caused/ him to say that it just particularly irritated him and so he lashed out- #-before he could think ab it. i almost contemplated a frame of him apologizing & then i thought about it... he would not. nuh uh. #Last ask with this setting for now. It /will/ come back though because he sleeps there. #stayed up a little too late to finish this... i was so excited all day to do this one lmfao #it wasnt supposed to go past where he calls you a plethora of names but i needed to make it somehow transition back to the storefront later #thank you brave anon for your attempt. not really how it works here though. The fabric folds isnt really the issue lol. #as an apology you get the longest one to date. thanks o7. #spamton #spamton g spamton #[you've got mail!] #he switched up so quickly after it dissapated beause he realized he was just yelling at a camera... embarasing.. what a freak #going crazy in the tags today not sorry

[demigod-of-the-agni]

redraw of the first ever pavitr drawing i did a little over a year ago <3

#my son..... #sorry literally all you've seen me reblog today like a maniac is pavitr #actually no. i'm not sorry. i am the pavitr poster. he is my mascot #woe upon ye. another humble drawing of the little guy #can you BELIEVE how fucking sad i drew his hair????? in the old drawing??????????? lmfao. i am screaming #it's like a straw hat. or a mouse that grew a beard and died there #maybe the real improvement his god-blessed hairstyle #im so sorry pavi. how could i have drawn you without your luscious locks #ghungroos pavitr my beloved #shadows aren't real btw. they're a construct of metaphysics #pavitr prabhakar #spider man #spider man india #spider man fanart #atsv pavitr #spiderman india #atsv #artoftheagni #woo..

[arsgoeteia]

yeah.

#genshin impact #nilou #yae miko #baizhu #albedo #kamisato ayato #nahida #layla #kaveh #shikanoin heizou #sixdraws #yes my favorite element is pyro no none of the showcased characters are pyro #sorry for being radio silent on art and then posting genshin #do you still love me #also if you see the sketch lines on kaveh no you do not. THE LAYERS MERGED OKAY. #edit: i now have tulaytullah's remembrance. i got it on like my second wish lmfao #edit 2: albedo is only on here cause i'm going based off the 5 stars that are currently out #heard he'd be good on an itto team? and i do have itto already so sure ig i want him. i don't really want any of the current 5 stars #the only 5 star(s?) i actually want are dain and that like. i think hydro guy from fontaine. with the idiotic swoopy hair #edit 3: i got 2 neuvillettes. from the free primos in my inbox. okay

[rystiel]

the team gets owen a shirt

#redrew this bc i hated the other one lmfao #pretend that one doesn’t exist thanks 🤞🏼 #man i really need to start putting more effort into drawing lmfao sorry y’all #anyway. #this’s based off that I Have A PhD (Pretty Huge Dick) shirt #torchwood #torchwood fanart #owen harper #owen harper fanart #i guess 🤨 #my art #rystiart #i’ll make something decent one of these days guys i swear

[skybluegh0st]

Afton fam doodles

#well. William Mike and Elizabeth #sorry Evan or whatever your name is :( ily too #I’m really into their lore. I wasn’t a Fnaf girlie until 2023 actually lmfao oops #Fnaf #five nights at freddy's #William Afton #Michael Afton #Elizabeth Afton #my art #fanart #Fnaf fanart #sketches #art #traditional art #pen sketches #purple guy #the Afton family

[svtskneecaps]

(everyone arguing on call about what the purgatory event eggs mean)

bagi: YOU'RE BEING DUMB!! YOU'RE BEING STUPID!!!

roier: HOLY SHIT NO MAMES

cellbit: ok listen up-

bagi: NONONONONO, YOU'RE MY FUCKING BROTHER AND YOU'RE SAYING STUPID STUFF, I WON'T ALLOW THAT

philza: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SIBLINGS?????????

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #THEY FULLY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT TOO THEY JUST KEPT TALKING LMFAO #BAGI AND CELLBIT JUST KEPT TRUCKING LMFAOOOOO #qsmp vodblogging #FOOLISH LITERALLY REPEAT JUMP CRITTING THE BOLAS EGG JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN #i missed this part live bc i had a meeting #this is so fucking funny #PFFFFF HE STARTED SCOLDING CHAT #'IT'S NOT DOING ANY DAMAGE GUYS LOOK AT ITS HEALTH AT THE TOP!!!!!' #shut up vic #block game brainrot #edit: SORRY GUYS I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLIP OR I'D BE INCLUDING THEM #if i keep quoting shit maybe i'll do some shitty screen recordings and see how that works #otherwise i'll try to be better about leaving time stamps in the tags lol my bad #it's in the notes for this one

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

In my demented little head Sir Pentious is getting so many bitches lmao

#the best part of being a multi shipper is pairing your favorite character up with everybody under the motherfuckin sun lmfao #to name a few examples... #I read a lot of Sir Dust fic + like adding Pentious to Huskerdust for funsies #I fuckin. I made up SeraPent. That one is pretty much all me- #Sir Pentious x Niffty has my attention like there's some potential there #CherriSnake? Thats Pentious & Cherri's shipname right? #that one's got my attention too #weirdly tho Im not a huge fan of him with Arackniss? #idk I just think their color pallets are too similar and therefore visually uninteresting #same goes for him and Zestial akfkfkdkfk #look I love VA jokes as much as the next guy but characters with majority black color pallets need to be paired with either; #characters with more vibrant color pallets than them #OR characters with majority white color pallets #Im sorry man its just the way it is /j #okay tag ranting over #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sirdust #sir dust #sir huskerdust #I guess- #serapent #niftious #is that the ship name? #niffty x sir pentious #sir pentious x niffty #idk how to tag them... #cherrisnake #I am assuming thats the ship name #late night ramblings