It’s going to take him 8 books to realise that he can use riptide to write
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hEY SAW FANS
HEY GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PIG SLOP TRAPWHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE PIG SLOP TEST
Im gonna yartz I'm gonna yartz I'm gonna YARTZ
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bro who’s gonna tell diego HOW IS DIEGO GONNA REACT
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The life series has always been about the curse. The curse of the game the curses which befell each of the players,
The curse of the Canary, the first to fall each and every time to serve as a warning.
The curse of the Widow, named of the black widow spider who kills her mate when the time serves her best.
The curse of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine who would curse those against him to go mad.. The red always drove this man to insanity.
The curse of Listening, a curse associated with the one who remembers too much.
The curse of remembrance, the newest curse.. and the one to be owned by the most people.. the won gifted to the Victor of each game, the four who remember each fight, each laugh, each friendship and remember each death.
Each curse was put in place to those that were a threat, a way to keep the games entertaining… however curses are fun but a blessing in plain sight. A blessing disguised as a threat, someone the watchers couldn’t shape, one the listeners would hate.
The Star Blessing;
Any player who is bound the star no matter the time, is destined to win, if the star is alone the victory is their own.
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"Pink, pink, pink. Girls, girls, girls. Glitter, glitter, glitter. Twirls, twirls, twirls. Together forever, they're Linda and Heather. Best friends. Idiot."
🌸 🌺 🌷 ×× 🍑 🍧 🧁 ×× 🎟 🎀 🧼
Basha Myaso, but make it glitter 💗
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HE;S ABOUT TO SIGN. THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. HE'S ABOUT TO ORDER BLACK COFFEE MADE IN SOME UNDERGRUOND CAFE THAT DOUBLES AS A FRONT FOR MONEY LAUNDERING. HE'S ABOUT TO RUN A BOARD MEETING ON THE RISE OF FILM NOIR. HE'S ABOUT TO BUY A TICKET FOR THE TITANIC. HE'S ABOUT TO ATTEND A CONCERT WHERE EVERYTHING IS PLAYED EXCLUSIVELY ON A CELLO. HE'S AN ART SCHOOL DROPOUT. HE'S A LESBIAN TALK SHOW HOST. HE STOLE HIS LOOK FROM A BANANA REPUBLIC MANNEQUIN.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN. SERENA FRENCHCORE DID NOT WORK
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