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i have a weird amount of nostalgia for the period after the server reset where the eggs were invincible because it was just funny the entire time. like on the one side of the spectrum you had families like philza's where they were like "yeah you're invincible but let's not take risks, no need to be stupid about it we'll just hang out and have fun like we normally do" and then you had eggs like dapper who was like "FUCK YEAH I CAN'T DIE ENDGAME BOSS TIME" and then fought a fucking UNDERWATER LEVIATHAN WITH ITS OWN SOUNDTRACK and i'm pretty sure it was late night trio or perhaps only 2/3 late night trio that fought the pumpkin boss and gave bad and ghosties thirty heart attacks bc that boss could negate the egg's op resistance and actually kill them lmfao

#qsmp #loved that shit watching those tiny eggs trying to beat the shit out of an absolute monster of a boss while bad just tries to stay alive #incredible moment #shut up vic #block game brainrot

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I think about this clip daily btw

#'no girl don't swear 🥵' LMAO #block game brainrot #me when i miss jaiden logging on and being silly #just being silly for like 2 hours and then vanishing #loved that best part of qsmp

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ok it's bugging the shit out of me, what was the song tubbo was playing to fuck with bbh earlier bc my ears recognize it and my head DOES NOT

#<- dont apologise! i just meant i wasnt there but its what does the fox say! #<- ​WHAT THE FUCK HE REALLY DID TAKE US BACK TO 2012 #I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SONG IN YEARS LMFAO #THANK YOU WHAT THE FUCK #im exaggerating the song was released in like 2014 #*2013 #but JESUS #THANK YOU <33 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT #HAVE A GOOD WEEK

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ok it's bugging the shit out of me, what was the song tubbo was playing to fuck with bbh earlier bc my ears recognize it and my head DOES NOT

#yea my bad for not being more specific #the one that's confusing me is at 31:50:06 in tubbo's vod #he plays it a couple times but not long enough for my brain to get the memo lmfao

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ok it's bugging the shit out of me, what was the song tubbo was playing to fuck with bbh earlier bc my ears recognize it and my head DOES NOT

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot

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THE ADMIN LMFAO THE BOOK JUST CALLED "OMG" WITH ONLY "AMAZING SONG" WRITTEN IN IT LMFAOOOOO

#qsmp #qsmp liveblog #shut up vic #block game brainrot

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Roier: Basically, uh, he told me that, uh, the dead have a price. And-

Cellbit: Oh.

Roier: He asked me to- (Cut off)

Jaiden: But it’s a- That’s something that’s a good thing! There is a price! Right?

Roier: Yes, but maybe it’s… it’s- (Cut off)

Jaiden: I don’t care the price. I’ll pay it.

Roier: And if- if- if- if the price is to kill somone?

-

(Cellbit teleports away and Roier checks to make sure he’s not there before speaking)

Roier: Jaiden.

Jaiden: Yes?

Roier: What if maybe they tell us to kill someone?

Jaiden: I’ll do it.

Roier: What??

#jaiden has always been down for muder and we love her for it #block game brainrot

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If you're still doing art requests, may I ask for birdduo I miss the gals

I'm so sorry federation sisters angst be upon ye

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #block game brainrot

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the letter missa wrote for phil:)

#HOLY MOLLY CANOLI #btw i made some cake #KING ALFJJEEIDJWKHDJE #block game brainrot

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Bad: Missaaa~

Missa: WHAT THE FCK—

Bad: Where are you going Missa? You just like running! I feel like we shouldn't be doing that, Missa.

Missa: [Wheezing]

Missa's QSMP streams usually feel like a cartoon or slapstick comedy, but right now it feels more like a horror movie. Man really almost got Cask of Amontillado'ed.

#block game brainrot

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first attempt at escape^_^ the way he goes back to close the second door kills me

#block game brainrot

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I would love to see your Richas' (and any of the Brazilians' really) phone headcanons!! Super excited to see how different each phone is going to be! You are so talented :0

Omg hi again! Sorry these took awhile was doing some totally not rushed research lmao but I got the Brazilian line up! Welcome Richas, Bagi, Cellbit, Pac e Mike!

Qsmp Brazilian Comms Links Headcanons

The resident trickster, Richas!

Based on a DOCOMO D253IWM

The Wayfinder Queen, Bagi!

Based on a nokia 7260

The Cannibal we all know and love, Cellbit!

Based on a sony ericsson p1i

Mr Tazer himself, Pac

And Craft, Mike!

Both based on a t-mobile sidekick lx

Previously, the French Qsmp Comms,

Up next, Morning Crew and Late night Trio!

#THE AMOUNT OF DETAIL YOU PUT INTO THESE IS NUTS WTF #THIS IS SO COOL #THE LITTLE DETAILS ON MIKE'S ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT'S NUTS #block game brainrot

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it's still genuinely funny to me that the only eggs to use "she" pronouns decided their pronouns themselves lmfao

#qsmp #the og batch of eggs was all he/him at adoption day with the exception of i THINK dapper don't quote me #i did hear a VERY long time ago that bad was using they/them for dapper at the start but i didn't hop in until later #also don't quote me on empanada; i THINK she was asked but i actually don't recall #sunny pomme and tallulah i know decided their own #flippa transed her gender; leo wore pronouns like accessories; and i think tilin became she/her just for a sleepover with flippa #bc allegedly slime was like 'no BOYS are allowed to sleep over with my DAUGHTER' and tilin was like well i'm a girl!! :D or so i hear #didn't confirm this for myself either #but like ramon chayanne bobby trump leo flippa tilin were all definitely assigned male pronouns at adoption lmao #and richas let his parents decide his gender and they went with he/him #this post isn't a hit piece or a critique to be clear it is genuinely funny to me the op lmao #shut up vic #block game brainrot #oh and pepito is pepito i don't think pepito ever actually gave any pronouns so pepito is pepito :D #but everyone knows pepito is pepito lmao #please don't do critique on this post this is a funny haha lmao post

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Phil briefly talks about QSMP, the admin situation, Quackity, the new team, and the harassment both Quackity and the admins have been receiving.

Please listen to the clip and read the transcript in its entirety. Keep in mind that things can easily be taken out of context (even this clip, though I did try to include everything he said).

If you'd like to see the full unedited conversation, Phil started talking about last week's interactions with YD and Bad ~1h 57m into today's VOD, which led into this conversation about QSMP.

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Phil: Yeah, she's great. Another- another reason why QSMP is just like... fuckin' incredible. That was like, not even ever going to happen without QSMP. Like, obviously it's had its problems, it's go– it's had its problems. Those problems are being rectified. All the people that were wrong'uns have been fired [Laughs] And Quackity's put a new team together. So like, I'm so happy that I'm like– that Q is doing everything he can right now to make it like, right.

But I am still just sad that Chayanne and Tallulah are just asleep, that is just making me real sad. So I've been like, logging on whenever I can to just like, hang out and stuff and just, you know, be around. But I am- I am just sad boy now. [Laughs] I've like– throwing all those penguins into the- the Spawn area was like, my limit. And the like, laughing with YD and Bad kind of cheered me up a bit.

But yeah, I'm sure most of you can agree. It's like, once- once you've been making content on a server a certain way, it's- it's been like, 6 - 8 months of like, the same like type of content I've been making on that server. It's been very lore-heavy, it's been very Egg hanging out with the Eggs and just chilling. Like, not even like doing anything crazy. We would just hang out. But yeah, I'm sure everyone's in the same boat. Like, we all just like, miss that, you know?

So... just gotta wait around. Just gotta wait. Wait for things to get better. Trust in Big Q.

But yeah, moments- moments like the other day, Chat, where me, Bad, and YD were just hanging out just like kind of... you know, it just kind of like... What's the word I'm looking for? Like, drills home how important the QSMP is and can be for connecting people. Not just now, but in the future. And like, that- I feel like that is something that's definitely worth protecting, or something that's worth like, seeing happen in the future with other people. Not even thinking about like, if I'm gonna be interacting with anyone like, thinking about like other people interacting with other people in the future. It's fucking- It's so cool.

Like, imagine seeing like, brand new streamers that you might've not have heard of interacting with people that you know right now. Not necessarily me or people that I know, but like– like, the connections that we've all made.

Dude, Me and Kristin went to fuckin' Switzer-France to hang out with these people! [Laughs] Cellbit and Lore traveled from fucking Brazil to Switzer-France to hang out! The- these connections are like, mental. Just never would have happened without the server, and that's definitely something worth protecting. And like, ensuring it is done the correct way in the future.

That means a lot to us Chat, it does– [Briefly responds to Chat] It means a lot to us and like, obviously the admins being well-taken care of is like, at the fore-front.

And Quackity speaks very highly of this new team. He's like- he's chatted to us like, in calls and stuff. He's been keeping us up to date on everything that's been going on behind the scenes, everything that he can tell us anyways. And like, he is very happy with this new team. He pretty much said that they are like, very passionate about the project, and we can like, trust that he trusts them to do a very good job. So...

Yeah, I'm excited but like, we just have to kind of like, wait. Like, there's a lot being changed around, there's a lot of plans. But the good thing to know is that the people that caused harm have been removed. And now the people that are like, in charge are like, very passionate about the project and just want to see everyone happy and succeed and be taken care of. But these things take time. So we just have to hang about, we have to wait.

[Responding to someone asking about what happened with QSMP and the Admin situation] I'm not going to go into too much detail, you can find out exactly what has gone on, and it's not as simple as black and white. It's- there's a lot of gray areas in there, and it's like very complicated, so you can go look it up yourself, but ultimately, all you need to know is that the initial admin team, the like, head people at the top that Quackity put in charge like ages ago when the server first started were making decisions that were like, not good for the health and also the well-being of the actors, and like, admins and like, the staff. So like, some staff were fine, other staff had a shit fucking time, and it was unfair and terrible and went unnoticed for a while, and then it all came out and Quackity's been like, fixing it since.

Most recently, he stepped down from the team because of like, how serious shit was getting. Like, people online have been fucking awful. And it's very dangerous at the minute for like the ex- like, members of the team, and also him. It's like- it's terrible.

So it's very heated, very– it's– again— and it's not as simple as just like "This- this is– this is right, this is wrong." It's like- it's very- there's a lot of muddled areas, and it's not as easy as just saying "This is exactly what happened." I'm summarizing. I'm literally just summarizing. But all you need to know right now, the latest update is that the team that are in charge are very passionate about the projects and are like, much, much better and will take care of the new people and the admins and all the actors and stuff a lot better than the last fucking team because the initial problem was that Quackity kind of like, took a bit more of a step back and he wasn't like, overseeing every single thing that was going on behind the scenes, but now he's had to- he's had to take a step back, he's been forced to take a step back, but he's left it in the hands of a team that he truly trusts this time. Like, he's actually fully-vetted.

So HOPEFULLY– again: there's more things that need to be done behind the scenes, and I'm not an official spokesperson, I'm just a person playing on the fucking server that my friend has made, and I'm very happy to support him, and I trust that he will do and continue to do the right thing.

But yeah. Not as simple as just [Snaps fingers] "This is this." It's like– there's so much fucking like, middle ground and shit that's gone on. And that's all I'm gonna say on it! 'Cuz otherwise it's just gonna go on and on and on, and people are gonna be like, "What do you know?" and be like "I don't know shit!" And the stuff that I do know, I probably can't talk about right now. There's like, certain things that like, can't be said, for legal reasons and stuff.

#dude he really touches on the beauty of what qsmp has done and also like a core principle of mine personally #like. right now you have not met all of the people who will ever mean something to you in your life. #and there are people who in the future you may never want to imagine life without. but right now you don't know they exist. #and qsmp is beautiful specifically because it's providing those opportunities for these people to meet each other #like live we are watching people forming friendships that would NEVER have had a CHANCE without something like this and it's BRILLIANT #and it was rotten under the surface definitely and we as fans still just kind of have to trust in their integrity #but like. bad and yd; cellbit and roier; tina and bagi; phil and missa; etoiles and phil; etoiles and foolish; roier and foolish #tubbo and antoine playing tricky towers; phil and etoiles rocket league; etoiles and foolish's entire friend group playing valorant #cellbit playing party games with roier's friend group; tubbo's liar liar groups #and those are just ccs how bout bad staying up for hours playing battleship with richas and iirc pomme to practice for purg 2? #how about all the teams that formed? soarinng and bad teaming in a different event just bc of purg 2 #how about the lethal company lobbies and that fortnite match some purg 2 people played yeah deep cut eh? #etoiles murdering aldo and then chasing him down to talk about video games #there IS rot but there's so much incredible stuff that has come of this #i mean on the smallest scale possible i understand some portuguese now. like that's insane. i don't even study it #the impact goes beyond the main server and its ccs like it's really incredible #and i do really hope that the new team are able to clear the Bad out and leave room for that Good again #because when it's good it can do so much good and it's really genuinely stunning to see #anyway ty op for your work and for the transcription that's a long clip and we sincerely appreciate your effort!! #long tags #block game brainrot #just a ramble bc this server is really beautiful and i'd run out of tags before i could properly quantify its impact lmfao

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SHIT IF YOU WERE IN CARAT'S CLOUD AND SUDDENLY GOT KICKED DM ME WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY SERVER LMFAO EVERYONE ON STAFF ALSO GOT KICKED

#shut up vic #IDK WHAT HAPPENED WE'RE WORKING ON IT LMAOOOOOO

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hey qsmpblr. anyone else ever think about "if you asked me an hour and a half ago my answer mightve been different, but i looked in her sunny little eyes and i saw the universe in there, so no you cant kill my daughter." anyone else ever think about that.

#hnnnnnnnnng what the FUCK is in the water #devastation. devestation. what the fuck #block game brainrot

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family family family<33

#😭 😭 😭 😭 #block game brainrot