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#yes i deserve to be mocked
ink-blot-thoughts · 1 year
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
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sadlynotthevoid · 3 months
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Ngl, the Ark of Miracle Nikki sounds like the perfect way to get characters transmigrate from a world to other.
I mean, imagine most people from TBOAH getting suddenly teleported into a massive (techno? magic? fashion inspiration fueled?) flying ship, which can travel through the space-time, because "your world is doomed because of an asshole. We're so sorry. Please feel free to use the facilities and rest until we arrive to your new home".
Besides, I would really like to have og!Cale befriend Aeon and Marina. They would get along, specially having in count that "new world" means their nobility is nothing. He wouldn't need to hide himself and they aren't from his world, so no precoinceived ideas.
Besides, Marina is a kid. Og!Cale would look at this cheerful lively kid and wouldn't be able to hold back his big brother instincts. "She's a lot like Lily when she was a toddler", he probably would think. (Because, yes, I headcanon that og!Cale spent a lot of time with Lily when no one was around and she was still "too young to remember". Lily isn't sure whether she dreamed it all or not)
And imagine Aeon introducing modern music to og!Cale. Og!Cale, who may had learned music when he was a kid (classic noble kid activity), liking many of these various styles of music, all so different from the elegant ones the noble likes and the vivid ones he heard at the streets and bars. Then Marina telling him that Aeon also writes songs, but warning him not to listen them in a way too serious tone (she's such a gremlin).
And between all that you still have the tboah characters aclimatizing to the idea of a new world, fixing relationships, and planning what to do now that their status mean shit (poor royal family. Ha.)
Just a transmigration story where the characters have time to talk with their family and adjust before being send to other world.
Maybe the world they're going to is the Soo's Earth. One that is on its way to recovery, but has way less population than before.
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simcardiac-arrested · 9 months
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#i wouldnt usually care about stuff like this. but every month or so i get two or three asks like this and i just got one earlier today#and look. i’m not saying u can’t hate ns or dislike them. feel free to send me asks that are like ‘ns you are stupid and you suck and i hate#you’ he IS stupid and he DOES suck and he is quite hateable. that’s fine#it’s just when you start sending me wholeass paragraphs explaining every single detail you hate about ns and how they deserve a slow and#painful death that i think two things: 1. you are finite waves reincarnated 2. you are weird! and strange even!#what are you on about! ns absolutely does NOT deserve a slow and painful death! and you absolutely do Not have to be so hostile and#aggressive towards them as a character! like Please relax. we serve bullshit here sir#most anti-ns asks i get are funny and are light hearted because it’s just people messing with ns on purpose or mocking him and making him#mad because he easily gets mad and it’s funny. Like those asks are fine. it’s another deal entirely when you send me this detailed and—#honestly—really mean message. I guess i am not surprised considering how similar ns and pebbles are in terms of personality#(and circumstances somewhat) and we all know how the fandom treats pebbles. even worse than ns. but yeah anyway#they are not an irredeemable unforgivable monster and they do not deserve to die. Hope this helps#to me even calling them a Bad Person is kind of a stretch. let alone the shit some of you are saying about them#we have to get normal about mentally ill and traumatized and autistic characters gang!#crammerposting#i also do not appreciate when people insuniate that ns is stupid for overworking himself and damaging his structure and so on and so forth#yes it is his fault but that didn’t mean he deserved what he had coming to him or anything like that. be nice to him
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books4evermorr · 10 months
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@avaetin
Had some questions (wanted to know some very specific unnecessarily detailed things) about the AU
•I need to know what is going on in Hades mind watching two primordials discuss his son with so much reverence lol
•Also I was wondering if maybe you are gonna go down the questioning-his-gender route for Nico? Like with all that Mother thing, and the switching between pronouns when talking about Ananke and then talking about him. Especially because his immediate reaction wasn’t discomfort when being called Mother or being referred to with she/her pronouns and even when khaos was like we can change his anatomy, instead of being uncomfortable by that he was only like actually that’s not the biggest problem 🤓☝️(loved that btw)
Like maybe not trans but more like gender fluid/ gender non conforming? Fits in with the can’t bound such powerful beings by the concept of gender thing.
Would love to know what you think. But him not going that path will be nice too and I practically melted when chronos said that he is perfect just the way he is 😭😭😭
•I have also been wondering is Leo alive?? Because the seven are going and annabeth is replaced by alabaster, does that mean Leo comes along too? I mean technically it’s a tsats plot rewrite so if the timeline is same that means he will be there. But he will show up later. So do they believe he is dead rn? Did he see this Nico is Ananke situation? As in is he in throne room rn? Or he is gonna come back later and would get a rundown and then proceed to make corny jokes? If he comes back later is calypso with him? What does she think about this because she is older than the gods right? And like does she choose to not accompany them to Tartarus or is there like laws and reasons stopping her or something? Also idk is caleo gonna be a ship or do they break up?
•Also the Apollo getting punished thing, I know Jason was stopped from dying because chronos, but do we get a time skip to directly the tsats part? Then what about Nico’s involvement in the last book? How does chronos feel towards Apollo (cause he has a crush on Nico lol) ? But more importantly how does he feel about his beloved befriending the Trogs (🥹) ? And also since time would have passed, there dynamic changed too? Like before they get the prophecy (do they still get one?) when nico hears the voices, chronos is defo there, so will we get a after-a-nightmare scene 😭 ?? Is Nico like comparatively at ease around him before they even head towards Tartarus? I am pretty sure you already have this figured out but I was still curious lol
This kind of got long 😅
Take all the time you need answering :))
And also if any of these lead to potential spoilers feel free to not answer them!! More than happy to wait and see things unfold
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heatherchasesyou · 7 months
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ginkovskij · 11 months
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after a month of my coworker listening to metal during our shifts i can say that i really don't like it
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shittyelfwriter · 1 year
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I saw a really good tiktok a while ago (that I will add to this post if I can find it again) talking about how jk rowling doesn’t have good execution of her own ideas and concepts in her writing (specifically harry potter series) rather, she made a good sandbox and that’s what draws people to the books. it’s the potential of the world she created, not the actual application of it that has people so enamored
and honestly? it’s so true, and applies to most media I can think of. that’s why fanfiction is what it is: it’s just us kids playing in a sandbox created by someone who didn’t know what to do with all that damn sand
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perenlop · 1 year
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beating a dead horse but people can be soooo weird about wc deaths. i know we are kinda desensitized to it but like.... some of the things people say are just strange like “russetfur actually deserved to die and lionblaze was right to kill her even if it wasn’t an accident because she was old and brittle at the time anyways. also she mocked a baby stuck in a trap in one book so she deserves death and much more. her clanmates are actually so stuck up and entitled and stupid for being upset lionblaze killed her. they should have expected her to die next time a clan raided their camp and attacked them because she was old. what a bunch of brats. its so stupid when a character who isnt the protagonist is upset their clanmate died and that manifests as anger towards their murderer, idiot should know better.”
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apollo-cackling · 9 months
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peace and love on planet earth folks can be shockingly mean and unempathetic if the words 'AI' or 'NFT' are attached.
like not that those things aren't materially harmful but the hate I see for them on here doesn't feel like it's bc of how those things are materially harmful and are just bc folks want an acceptable target to bully
#and with individual people who have done material harm too like yes that harm deserves opposing#but a lot of the talk around it feels less about that material harm and just bc folks wanted someone to unperson and hate#my rambles#almost each and every time I've seen this happen I get this feeling like#for example sure you hate terfs but do you care about trans people#idk#rh#this was prompted by that onion headline going around like 'guy who's bad at being a person talking about how ai will be revolutionary'#or whatever#like it's all understanding the reasons for isolation and loneliness and everyone lives at a different pace and queer/isolated/abused folks#often are 'behind' their peers developmentally#and discussing how ideas of being a person is ableist and queerphobic#...until the the word AI is attached and then it's just fuck that time to high school bully these fuckers#and I hate it how folks will tack on 'straight white guy' to figleaf their punching bag it's gross#again not that these things aren't materially bad but the way folks are talking about them is.. yikes#the cognitive dissonance in making a bunch of positivity posts but then turning around and mocking#'guy who's bad at being a person' just bc 'AI' is attached so they're okay to bully#feel like I could turn half the anti AI folks into eugenics advocates if I just sprinkled the word 'AI' here and there#hell the amount of fascist/eugenicist rhetoric I've seen used by people pontificating about nfts/ai/tiktok#feels like folks want to mock people for being pathetic but know that's not socially acceptable so they attach ai/straight white guy/nft/etc#on there so they can feel righteous doing it#brain poison
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This is quite literally the worst time possible for my school to make me study the justice system
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simmonsized · 2 years
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LITERALLY ILL BE LIKE I HAVENT READ A CLAMP PROPERTY IN A WHILE I CAN BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM AND TBEN I THINK ABT KUROFAI FOR 0.2 SECONDS AND I HAVE TO START CHEWING THROUGH DRYWALL
GOD SAME. I will be like, wow haven't thought about clamp in one hundred years man i wonder what they're up to haha
and then i'll remember the Tokyo arc and go completely insane for like, at least half a day.
not to mention the whole rg vega world like
bro i am COMPROMISED they have ruined me i'll never be the same
CLAMP cannot keep getting away with this..................
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moththegremlinchild · 2 years
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my drafts at this point almost fully consist of weird posts that are borderline traumadumping
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osaemu · 6 months
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GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND YES, SHE'S REAL! ❜❜
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.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: what happens when your gamer boyfriend brings you on-screen for the first time?
contents: fem!reader. use of she/her pronouns + reader is referred to as gojo's girlfriend. toji slander bcs he deserves it.
author's note: everyone welcome streamer!gojo to the world! he'll be here for a while...
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"oh, please," satoru laughs, leaning back and grinning at the screen in front of him. he tosses his hair, but it falls back into his eyes just seconds later. "no way you guys all thought i would lose that one. c'mon, have some faith in me!"
you watch satoru reply to the hundreds of comments lighting up the side of his monitor, smiling endearingly at the way he laughs at some and practically chortles at others.
it was only after the two of you started dating that satoru disclosed his streaming hobby, and to your surprise, he was pretty popular. thousands of people tuned in to watch him play some game or another every night, and well, it paid better than you'd expect.
satoru whistles, hands resting comfortably behind his head as a particular question catches his attention. "ah, do i have a girlfriend?" he muses, grinning as he shoots a quick side-glance at you. "yeah," he continues, snorting when what looks like a flurry of no fucking way's flood the chat.
he clicks his tongue disappointedly, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "what, did all eight thousand of you think i couldn't pull? thanks a lot," satoru deadpans, waving his hand and sighing dramatically. "i don't know what any of you mean. i'm a catch!"
you snicker at that, and your laughter only increases when satoru turns and gapes at you. he juts his bottom lip out, face sinking into an adorable pout at he crosses his arms. "even my own girlfriend's laughing at me," he mumbles petulantly. "hmph!"
satoru sticks his tongue out at you childishly, and you blow a kiss back. he pretends to faint before turning back to his monitor, quickly skimming the comments before he gasps. "what do you mean, she probably doesn't exist?!" he sputters, clutching his heart exaggeratedly.
the look on his face is priceless — imagine getting told by thousands of people that one, they think you can't pull, and two, that they don't even believe your significant other exists. naturally, satoru reacts as dramatically as ever. he pretends to ignore everyone in the comments before calling them out individually.
"oh, i see you, toji... fishy-guru," satoru gripes, wagging his finger at his screen. "my girlfriend exists and she's mine! don't even think about it." he pauses, squinting at the chat before correcting himself with an eyeroll. "fushiguro. whatever. either way, she's real and she's all mine."
satoru swivels his chair to face you, making an incredulous face as he gestures to the screen. "can you believe this?" he grumbles, ocean-blue eyes focused on you. "these guys don't think you're real."
you shrug, toying with the corner of his sheets as you smile back at satoru. he's so childish, but that's just one of the many things you adore about him. sure, he's an annoying brat, but at least he's a total sweetheart too.
your boyfriend extends his hand, beckoning you to come over to him. "c'mon, darling," he cooes, scrunching up his nose at you. "wanna help me prove these losers wrong?" satoru mouths please, and the puppy eyes he gives you are cute enough to convince you.
so you hop off his bed, running a hand through your hair as you stroll over to where he sits in front of his monitor. beaming like a kid on his birthday, satoru takes your hand and twines his fingers with yours.
smiling smugly, satoru pulls you on screen and into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. you watch the chat erupt with she's real's and how did he pull a girl like her's and smile, flicking satoru's forehead affectionately.
he ignores the thousands of dumbstruck users in his comments and holds you close to his chest, adjusting his grip on your waist to make his lap as comfortable as possible for you. satoru's adoring eyes are fixed on you, only you, even as his chat explodes.
suguru-geto: haha i already knew
toji-fushiguro: how the fuck did a loser like him pull her?
yuuji-itadori: gojo has a girlfriend??? what did i miss??
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lessycusee · 9 months
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henley should’ve been in the second film bc she deserved to interact on screen w lula & have a positive on screen interaction w another woman. bc like henley is SUCH a girl’s girl. she loves other women, loves to hype them up! like !!!
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bibluebutterfly · 5 months
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I think the beautiful thing about the Broppy relationship is how they impact one another.
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Branch’s impact on Poppy is the most obvious in the movies because he’s the one who teaches her to calm down and listen.
But what I think people overlook is the fact that despite her flaws, Poppy never gave up on Branch. Because as cute as they are now, there was a time when Branch was actually pretty cruel to her (ie. Putting her down, smashing her custom made invitations for him in front of her face, mocking her ideals, etc) and probably had been treating her like that for years before movie #1.
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Everyone else had given up on him, basically deeming him as a lost cause, but Poppy never stopped trying. Yes Branch got on her nerves and hurt her feelings, and as far as she knew he would just throw her invitations away afterwards. Yet despite that she still put in the effort to make him custom invitations and genuinely want him to be there.
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And even though he never dared express it, those efforts meant something to him.
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Like we love Branch, but I don’t think we give Poppy enough credit for her role in Branch’s life. He was unkind (to put it lightly) to her for years, but despite that she never held any resentment towards him and still felt that he deserved to be happy. And by that incredible persistence, she worked her way into his heart.
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See, Branch is a character who is completely used to tragedy and people he loves leaving in his life. So that’s partially why he pushed Poppy away and treated her so poorly. But despite that, Poppy was always THERE. She was with him when literally nobody else was. She was naive, optimistic and annoying, but she was there. Always putting the effort to be his friend, and the only one who had any sort of faith in him. He may have been isolated, but because of Poppy he was never truly alone. And even if it irked him, he still appreciated that.
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And when somebody sticks with you literally no matter what, it’s not surprising that he fell more than a little bit in love.
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As for Poppy, she’s slowly becoming aware that she can be a bit much sometimes. She always wants the best for her people but she doesn’t always know how to do that. Branch, even if originally rude about it, has always been able to give it to her straight. And even if he pretended not to care, he still had her back when it mattered the most. And after number one, it looks like he has her back more than ever while still being able to be the voice of reason. Which yes, Poppy definitely needs.
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(Gah I wish I could put more pictures to elaborate my point but y’all get it.)
Anyway. They’re not perfect characters, but they are perfect for each other. Branch supports Poppy but gives it to her flat out. Meanwhile Poppy too supports Branch and is stubborn enough to stick by him, even when he’ll intentionally and/or unintentionally push her away. And that’s just gorgeous.
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tyunniez · 2 months
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doggy
x bttm m reader // smut
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 his dick shoved its way into your hole, repeating its motion of going in and out of it. " awh, look at the scary gangster. reduced to nothing but a puppy in my hands~ ", the president mocked you.
 you hung your head down in shame and arousal, his degrading words making you want to cry from embarrassment and pleasure. the president slapped your cheek, making you jolt up.
 " hey doggy, tell me is it good? am i making you feel good? " the president asked you while caressing your red ass. you nodded quickly, afraid of angering him.
 he however was not satisfied with your response and grabbed you by the hair, forcing you to his level and causing you to arch your back. " i asked you a question, doggy. ", his hot breath fanned itself on your cheek.
 his commanding voice sent shivers up your spine, the degrading nickname only making you more excited. " y-yes sir, you make me feel so good.. " you pathetically replied.
 he scoffed and let go of your hair, making you slam back onto his table. " look at you, bent over the president's desk. i wonder how people would react to seeing you like this. "
 he leaned back and thrust himself back in, " the oh-so-scary delinquent is actually just a cum dump for the president. how cute! ", he continued degrading you while ruining your insides.
 your drool seeped out of your mouth as a lewd smile plastered on your face. you gripped the desk below you in an attempt to hold yourself up. you knew even if you fell down he would manhandle you anyway.
 a soft moan escaped your mouth as your eyes rolled back in pleasure. " mmh.. i'm so close! please, please let me cum! pleasee!" you begged him, the knot inside you almost bursting.
 he laughed on top of you and held the back of your neck, lightly choking you from above. " you think you deserve to cum, doggy? ". you nodded, spewing about how good you've been and how many fights you've avoided lately.
 " hmm, then cum. go on, puppy~ ". as soon as he said that, you couldn't contain yourself any longer and came. white ropes shot out of your dick as he continuously rammed into you.
 " fuck so good.. thank you thank you..." You mumbled out. you tried your hardest to keep your eyes open but failed, your tiredness soon consumed you.
 a harsh slap to your ass jolted you up, and a whine came out of your mouth as you looked back at him. " hey now, i still haven't cum yet. you're going to stay awake until i'm done with you, okay doggy? " 
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