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once again…holy shit

I am absolutely in love with the idea of these absolute units getting up to some shenanigans. Look at them. The most unlikely DnD party of all time. The most blorbos to ever blorbo

(They do probs all need therapy, I cackle. Also after reading Dani’s notes, Elle can canonically drive and even motorbikes at that, but I love the idea that people keep forgetting that in universe. Unless I edited that scene of her driving out of roe mark II and IVE forgotten, in which case, that’s full irony on me lmao)

THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS TREAT LMELS! I AM WELL FED WITH LOVELY LITTLE ELLES IN MY BRAIN

Have you ever seen all of our OC's in one room? Well now you have! I was thinking about a potential collab and then inspiration took over for once in a lifetime lol. I think this has two black cats and two golden retriever energy? Maybe? idk but I hope I clocked everyone's vibes correctly.

Elle belongs to @shittyelfwriter, Mel belongs to @kscribbs, and Jacqueline belongs to @safyresky. Rants under the cut!

I don't know how much of a friend group this really is, depending on how friendly Kills is that day, but it was super fun to roll around the group dynamic in my head.

I truly have no idea how functional this group actually is together, y'all are gonna have to collaborate your thoughts here, but as OVERPOWERED as they all are, the braincell situation is yet to be determined.

Also, this is the second time I've drawn Killian driving a car, which is kinda funny to me since he canonically cannot drive. Straight up doesn't know how, and yet he has been in charge of the motor vehicle twice now lol.

The group therapy idea SENT ME because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BITCHES has the most horrible trauma and ya put 'em in a room together and it sets EVERYONE back. They come out WORSE than when they went in.

In the very first image, Mel does have a book in her hand, but Elle is blocking the whole thing 😔. It was gonna be the How to be a "Bad Bitch" three volume collective set.

#more like 27 hours like GEEZ DUDE I AM ENTHRALLED WITH THIS #also shoutsout that little dress Elle is rocking in the first one? that is 100% something she would wear I love #i love how chaotic they all are #and that Elle somehow managed to be the chilling one in the car? miraculous #I feel like these guys would get hit with the ‘they make no sense as a group but become fiercely protective of each other anyway’ trope lol #but that’s just a game theory! tee hee #roeverse + beyond #lmelodie #elle connelly

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

#no bc Gandalf would abosoLUTELY give stank face if someone said this to him. canon #lotr

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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me @ my mutuals

#truly!!

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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You're on Tumblr a lot

This is my house

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#can’t wait til I get through this phase and onto this energy

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...wait a minute...

YOU!

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annnyway it’s been a long two years since I last updated my pfp art, so I’ll let Elle rock that one and bring my own up to speed with the me that’s now a thing

#when I initially drew it it was so desaturated and grey and if that doesn’t tell you how life has been whoopin on my ass lately! well! #anyway a fun and fresh new thing to use on the apps. bless that #ana draws things #also no one comment on the use of texture pen I could not be bothered to draw knit this time. I need to buy some pens that have that bundled

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officially reached the point where boop doesn’t look like a real word anymore

#it’s a good fun time booping everyone but the eyes. they begin to glaze #boop #boop o meter

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and if the paw badges for booping go away tomorrow as an april fools? there are crimes I would be willing to commit

#I will be miffed but the memory will live on ig #then again. they’ve never deleted quote unquote limited time badges so. we’re probably?? safe #boop #boop o meter #april fools

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If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile

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shoutsout everyone booping on tumblr mobile. yes the app is freezing because of the boops we are sending and receiving. yes it’s hard crashing every two minutes or less. but still, we persevere

#I haven’t enjoyed a tumblr holiday like this in a hot minute I am THRILLED to say the least #anyway I am booping yall from the comfort of my bed so get cozied ig #april fools #april fool's day #boop #boop o meter

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#oh 100% I don’t do that scurry shit. but the boopening be upon ye!

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#please do we are all out here on a mission after all!! #GET BOOPED TROUPE