#living weapon au

[llondonfog]

Fae covet in the way that the shadows ache to caress the sunlight, in the way that the selkie yearns to return to the sea— in the way that Lilia's fingers fail him, curling on themselves before he is able to brush aside the silvery fringe obscuring the closed eyes of his weapon, resting fitfully on his cot in the aftermath of battle.

Privately, possessively, and poignantly.

Silver need not know the iron-laced thoughts of his handler as Lilia hovers over him with features carved from stone and tastes the acrid nature of his own traitorous mind on his tongue. He does not need to know that his handler is well steeped in the knowledge of how Silver has suffered at the cruel and callous hands of many over the course of agonizing centuries, and that his handler all the same finds himself grateful to the cursed circumstances that have brought them together.

Silver does not need to know the depths of the madness his general teeters on the edge of, an abyss called love that croons and calls and welcomes the devouring of his heart with baby soft teeth— he does not need to know that Lilia finds himself with a curious apathy at how willing he is to flout generations of hate, just to whisper the words my child, my son and watch the boy buckle under the sheer weight of their meaning.

Silver does not need to know, because Lilia cannot survive the inevitable rejection, the repulsion and horror that will undoubtedly spark into existence on the child's solemn face. How could he hope for any other response, when his very desires make clear that he wishes to breathe new life into a role that was so violently stripped and crushed from the boy in the most ruthless of ways? How could he have any right to know the word father, to dream of it as if it could hold more precious weight than the title of general, when it was his very kind who destroyed the boy's family and cursed them all into objectified servitude?

(An even worse confession; he has not dared to discover what has become of the boy's true father, if the jewel of his soul still persists in another's sword, or if it has shattered long ago, with neither wife nor son at his side.)

He has no right, no claim but that mark of which gleams upon the back of the boy's neck, a mark that exists only in vicious thanks to the curse binding Silver to this world. He has no right, and yet still he stands vigilant over the boy until he wakes from his healing stasis— guarding the sword thrust so deeply into his own frozen chest that Lilia no longer knows how to breathe properly without it.

#twisted wonderland #twst silver #twisted wonderland silver #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #living weapon au #is this anything #i am nursing advil and tea while it storms #my mood is melancholic i fear #twst spoilers #kinda

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

More AEBMO au

Harbinger: Long Memory isn’t answering my messages.

Crocea Mors: Allow me.

Harbinger: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Long Memory: Hello Handsome~

~~~~~

Crocea Mors to Jaune: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Harbinger to Qrow: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

~~~~~

Disciplinarian: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Myrtenaster: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Harbinger: Drunk.

Crocea Mors: Wasted.

Long Memory: Dead.

~~~~~

Long Memory, to Crocea Mors: You know, Harbinger can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching Her.

Long Memory: *AIRHORN* GET FUCKED!

~~~~~

Crocea Mors: What doesn't kill me or the Kid better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Harbinger: What doesn't kill me or Sir better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Myrtenaster: What doesn't kill me or Mistress Weiss better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

~~~~~

Long Memory: Truth or dare?

Myrtenaster: Dare.

Long Memory: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Myrtenaster: Hey Harbinger?

Harbinger: *Blushing* Yeah?

Myrtenaster: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Crocea Mors.

~~~~~

Jaune: Crocea, There's a spider outside the bathroom. Please handle it.

Jaune: Please hurry I'm goign to Cry.

Jaune: Crocea

Jaune: CROCEA

Crocea Mors: Crocea is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

~~~~~

Harbinger: *Closes a cabinet* *A crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Myrtenaster: What was that?

Harbinger: The sound of someone else's problem.

#rwby #crocea mor #long memory #harbinger #AEBMO au #living weapon au #myrtenaster #jaune arc #disciplinarian #crocea mors #rwby shitpost

[caricatureblue]

“Even at your darkest, I think they’ll still love you.”

Pardon my dumbassery but I am self indulging in Living Weapon au

really messing around with rendering shit on account of i hate it

sometimes i miss being good at art lmaooo

#caricatureblue #dsmp oc #dsmp citizen #living weapon au #lw!cari #fake screencap #fake screenshot

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™ #every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10 #there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now #YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food #Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic #the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases #the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not) #they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there #mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian #unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions #there are memes of them; they hate it #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #tgcf fengqing #mxtx hell #mxtx fandom #mxtx au #tgcf au #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #tgcf fanfic

[sashimew-the-cat]

Teenage mutant COWBOY turtles?!?

(Click for better quality, solo versions under cut.)

#art #my art #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtle mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mm raph #tmnt raph #mm mikey #tmnt mikey #mm leo #leo tmnt #mm donnie #tmnt donnie #cowboy #disclaimer I did not make Leo’s design it’s from one of the toys #also I know that mikey’s weapon is still Japanese (it’s called a kusarigama) but I like him having it anyway lol #maybe they can be ninja cowboys or something #I’m not a huge fan of Donnie but I’ll live #tmct #that’s the tag for this au I guess

[kosssich]

whoa! Big post! Scary! But still, please check it out! It has pictures :)

So before I continue my papa Adam staff and sisters exorcists I want to settle some of my headcanons on them + heaven in general (including some redesigns)

Birds of prey AU

How were exorcists created.

- Hell was growing. So was its power. Heaven began to feel threatened by Lilith and her kingdom.

- So they decided they needed protection. Seraphims wanted to create an invincible army to protect the citizens of Spheres. Army that would consist of utterly loyal soldiers.

- Exorcists were created in the likeness of birds of prey - beautiful, vicious and smart.

- Exorcist weren’t exactly a heavenborns. Technically, they were never born. They were created. But still, they’re not robots. Actually, all of them have personalities. Their own wishes, dreams and thoughts. But one thing they have - never doubt Heaven and orders. Never doubt Adam. They can question a lot of stuff in their lives, but never Heaven.

- They don’t have compassion, they don’t show mercy. They are supposed to be baby soldiers.

- Magic of Lilith can slip through Pearly Gates. And one of the newfound army was affected by that. One of the nestlings - so different from others - was created with a curse and a blessing - it was given the free will. A will to question, a will to show compassion, a will to seek knowledge and a will to have soul.

- Sera and Adam had their doubts about Vaggie, but decided to keep her, so the only thing left was to keep an eye on the broken child, preventing her from turning against Heaven.

Exorcists species.

For exorcists were created in the likeness of birds of prey, they vary from each other.

They have their own strengths and weaknesses. Their wings are different as well, they may look alike, but they function differently.

There’s only three exorcists who have different necklaces from the others - Vaggie, Lute and the killed one, so I decided to go with this number three.

I chose these three different orders of birds of prey:

1. Falconiformes - different species of falcons - really fast, agile, perfect eyesight.

2. Accipitriformes - hawks and eagles - strong, fast, vicious, perfect eyesight.

3. Strigiformes - owls - not as fast as other birds, but they can fly completely silent, perfect assassins, agile, perfect eyesight and perfect hearing as well.

No Cariamiformes, because they can’t fly, sorry birdies 😔

Vaggie is the only specie of Tytonidae, just to prove how different she is.

Other exorcists belonging to owls is species from Strigidae family.

- I have a headcanon, that Heaven is very technically advanced (we saw a glimpses of Heaven architecture and they had this cool looking microchips on the floor, LED masks, cool stuff). Whatever Vox is doing, Heaven is steps ahead. So I wanted to recreate this headcanon in exorcists redesign (don’t get me wrong, I like the original design, I do get that they supposed to look like demons with their horns, all grey and black, and like crusaders with this chain mail, yeah yeah yeah, but I like birds more).

- So, the exorcists army divided into three squads - hawks and eagles under Lute’s command, owls under Vaggie’s command and falcons under Dead exorcist command. And Adam is Harpy Eagle - the largest eagle and one of the kind.

- Exorcist are used for service in Heaven - babysitting, escorts to the other Spheres, guards, it’s not like Heaven needs guards, but my imagination ends here lol. It’s just, not like they need to train all 365 days a year.

- Winners know about exorcists, but not about the extermination. They know Hell and its threat, so Heaven never hides the information about its army.

- Exorcists can be killed and they know that. But they still act like they’re invincible, because in some way, they really are.

- An exorcist can be killed in two ways:

1. By other angels with angelic steel.

2. By sinners and hellborns with angelic steel.

3. But the difficulty - to kill an angel you need to rip off their halo. If the sinner or a hellborn touches a halo, they will just burn alive, killed by holy flames. (They tried to kill exorcists, didn’t work). Exorcists always fly. They never step on Hells ground. Always in the sky, deadly and unpredictable.

- They’re not stupid. They don’t leave their weapon in dead bodies. They don’t need sinners to have angelic steel. But still, steel can be gathered from arrows and bullets mostly - it’s a hard and dirty work to dig through all the bodies just to find a few bullets. This is exactly why Carmine’s angelic weapon is insanely expensive and difficult to get.

#art #fan art #hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel exorcists #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel heaven #my headcanons are pretty unsettled idk #excuses to draw exorcists lmao #also I took a lot of inspiration from Naruto #can you tell it? #baby soldiers who deserve to have a normal childhood #and not becoming a living weapon for their village insane right #all my knowledge about bird comes from Wikipedia #birds of prey au

[latenightwestern]

“We could be like Batman and Robin!”

but what if he actually took him up on that offer

bonus:

#rick and morty #rick prime #evil morty #morty smith #rick sanchez #art #partly inspired by en-bens au where rick prime adopts morty prime #but like what if it was the other guy instead #why would evil morty do this? HE WOULDNT I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY #idk maybe he wants an improved robot butler in his snowglobe #or maybe he wasnt able to extract the weapon plans so he just carries him around like a living hard drive #not that anyone cares but im done with my finals btw #totally bombed my last one but nothing a little rick and morty cant fix

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

I’ve returned from my sketchbook quest , and here’s a drawing for dauntless-daffodil , who came up with the idea for the spear baby au.

THEM HAS COOKIE!!! ;A; <3 <3 <3 <3 SMOL WITH COOKIE!!!

AWWWWWW~

oh gods looking at that cute little innocent face i can just FEEEEEEL baby spear watching as chaggie and the hotel all stand around them hotly debating What Food Is Even Healthy For A Baby Spear Spawn Child To Be Eating

Charlie: "A cookie??"

Angel Dust: "They don' need cookies, ya useless gays, they need milk!"

Charlie: "We had cookies in the hotel??"

Vaggie: "Why would they need milk? They've got teeth already! Fangs, even!"

Angel Dust: "That ain't how nutrition an' shit WORKS toots!"

Niffty: (shakes jar full of money) "SWEAR JAR!"

Angel Dust: "Fuck. Shit." (hands over three dollars)

Charlie: "Since when are there cookies in the hotel that I don't know know about???"

Cherri: "If they've got fangs and like chewing stuff, maybe they need meat or something?"

Niffty: "OR BLOOD!!!"

Vaggie: "We are NOT-"

Angel Dust: "Ain't no baby under my watch gettin' fed steaks and BLOOD!"

Charlie: "Where did the cookie even COME from?!"

Husk: (coughs)

Charlie: "Husk! You gave them-?"

Husk: "....bar's always got snacks. And they were just. Staring at me."

Angel Dust: "Husky noooooo....!"

Vaggie: "How? I did a double sweep for undeclared cookies just two days ago- you KNOW what Charlie does to your bar if she goes snack hunting in the middle of night and actually finds something. She's like an adorable cookie gremlin."

Charlie: "Heheh!"

Husk: "Yeah well, she's not the only one allowed to like f- fffffffudging cookies. And your kid seems to take after her, so whatever."

Angel Dust: "Baby cat, that's no reason ta- oh for cryin' out loud, now what Vaggot?"

Vaggie: "...what? I didn't say anything."

Charlie: "Vaggieee, you're smiling~"

Vaggie: "Huh?"

Husk: "Like a dumb... dumb."

Niffty: "Beaming! Grinning! AS WIDE AS A SLIT THROAT-"

Cherri: "-fuck fuck fuck, shit shit, damn crap hell- here, take my money and don't fucking talk like THAT in front of the kid either, what the fuck."

Angel Dust: "Sickening."

Niffty: "Thanks!"

Angel Dust: "I meant Darth Vaggie getting all googey eye'd over her an' Charlie chip having a kid."

Charlie: "Oh so you think they're my kid too, huh?"

Angel Dust: "Are ya gonna let Vaggie raise 'em without ya?"

Charlie: "No~pe~!!!"

Angel Dust: "Then congrats on parenthood ta both of ya, it's already going to hell."

Vaggie: "Okay, uh-"

Husk: "You're gonna fffffeathering cry again."

Vaggie: "-no I'm not, I'm just glad the... my kid isn't still crying. Our kid. They, really are pretty happy with the cookie aren't they?"

Charlie: "Of course they are! It's CHOCOLATE CHIP!!"

Angel Dust: "It's not. Baby food."

Charlie: "It is if it's my baby, and they get milk to go with the cookie!"

Angel Dust: "V-gal, stop her! Use ya dang mom veto!!"

Vaggie: "Eh. Charlie was a hellborn kid and she grew up fine. I trust her."

Charlie: "AWww!!!"

Angel Dust: "Unbelievable."

Husk: "Whipped."

Vaggie: "Yeah? My kid didn't even have to say anything to get a cookie out of you, fluff boy."

Cherri: "Uh, guys.... gays...?"

Husk: "What."

Charlie & Vaggie: "What?"

Angel Dust: "Both and speaking, baby."

Cherri: "Where did..... the baby go...?"

Hotel crew: "....."

Place where baby was: (empty except for crumbs)

Spear Baby: (gone)

Vaggie: (wings bristling) "The-"

Charlie: "OUR!"

Vaggie: "Our-"

Demon Charlie: "-BABY!?"

Niffty: "MOTHER OF FUCK." (throws down swear jar) (tries throwing herself onto the broken shards but angel dust and husk grab her)

-meanwhile, elsewhere in the hotel-

Alastor: (walking quickly)

Spear Baby: (crawling after him)

Alastor: "....shoo."

Spear Baby: "Guh!"

Alastor: (nervous sweating) (walks FASTER)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin hotel #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #chaggie spear baby au thing #incorrect quotes #silly stuff #Alastor: here. this is yours i presume #charlie: oh thank f- ALASTOR! WHY IS MY KID HANGING OFF YOUR MICROPHONE BY THEIR TEETH??? THEY'RE NOT A F- FIDLING FISH!! #vaggie: ...are you scared of our kid? #alastor: wha-ha-ha-hy! What a marvelously strange suggestion! Don be absurd~! #vaggie: (holds kid out at them) #spear baby: (starts crying) #alastor: (static hiss) (summons husk in front of him as a living shield) #charlie: vaggie /no/. don't weaponize our child please #vaggie: (giving her the kid) (Grinning) aw babe it was only just a LITTLE bit of weaponizing them... #alastor: for the record- I was NOT scared ha HA! #husk: then why the f- fandangle am /i/ here? #alastor: (tight-lipped smile) (banishes him) #vaggie: (SMIRKS)

[blood-injections]

Band au be upon ye

Give it up for THE CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS

Kobra Kid- Vocals!!!!!

Party Poison- Bass

Jet Star- Guitar

Fun Ghoul- Drums

#Kobra and Star coming soon hehe #their band name is the conventional weapons because. yeah #the conweps #< the tag for this au #ttlotfk #danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #fun ghoul #party poison #corvids art #mcr danger days

[llondonfog]

LET LIVING WEAPON SILVER AU OUT PLZZZZPLZPZLLZKZPZLZLZLZLZLZLZLZPZLZPZLZPKZPZKZLZLZPZLZLZLZLXLX

Your writing is amazing, I love ur mind. And I need more (only if u feel like it ofcrs :))))))

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH?????? i can't believe that au broke through twst containment and into the whump community, this is such an honor aisdj;fl

while i don't have a drabble queued up for the moment, i didn't want to leave you hanging after such a sweet comment so please enjoy the brief snippet below :)

He can smell them first.

The scent of man sprawls over the wind and across the hilltop, a thick miasma bloated with sweat and iron and greed. The trees themselves shiver as if to shy away from the approaching bloodlust, and there's a foreboding silence that speaks to the absence of the woodland creatures who have long since scrambled or burrowed their way to safety.

Behind the snarling, grotesque mask situated half over his face, Lilia wrinkles his nose and squeezes the leather-wrapped grip reflexively, the stench one that will follow and haunt his dreams.

In the recesses of his mind, a gentle pressure flickers in reassurance, as calm and as steady as the stars above.

There is no doubt in his mind of the outcome— as the General of the Right, the Running Rampart of the Verdurous Moor, he has not and will not fail his Queen in battle. However, his thoughts drift to the blade clutched tightly in his hand, a strength of possessiveness he never would have believed himself capable of expressing towards a mere weapon, and a realization centers itself in his mind as if it had simply always been at home there— he would not fail Silver either.

Ahead of him, the first of the soldiers breaches the forest crest, the glimmer of the moon glinting off the peak of a battle-worn helmet.

Without a second thought, he lifts the sword with ease, pressing his exposed lips to the brilliant auroral gem laid into the pommel, to the soul trapped inside.

"The Night's Blessing be upon you," he breathes, and for a moment, only a moment— a fragile, delicate drop of time— he could swear there are arms around him, lips warm and benevolent to his temple as his own words echo back to him on the breeze.

The soldiers descend.

#lettie's asks #living weapon au #twisted wonderland silver #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #diasomnia #lettie writes #when u have conflicting feelings about ur human turned weapon and start projecting parental concern upon it #start a riot by banners is like my go to song for this verse :')

[mishapen-dear]

also also jaiden or roier or BOTH living weapon au. I thought of that one last night and i want to remember it. i want them fuckin Ruined by the federation i want roier turned into something he never fully was and i want jaiden to become something she was before. i want roier to be a Weapon specifically for that spiderbit dynamic. roier now would do anything for cellbit because he loved him. what if roier would kill for cellbit not because he loves him but because he was told to, because it Feels like he should do it the way he was made to follow federation orders. roier who hides his emotions behind laughter and jokes being forced to hide them behind menace and silent intimidation. he feels so much but then the federation gets him and numbs him. cellbit and roier made into killing machines. cellbit was grown into the person he is while roier was specifically pruned. roier is one of the people who is the Most himself because a lot of the aspects he puts forwards are the ones he’s chosen. i want to take that choice away and see what happens.

#qsmp roier #i am wrong about characters frequently and i dont play in the qroier sandbox often #if you think im not correct about your lil guy pls pls take this concept and morph it so it Is i think living weapon roier wielded by #a fan who knows him well would be So good #jaiden thoughts in a minute she’s a bit more difficult #*if im not interrupted anyway #qliving weapon au #where is my jaiden tag #qsmp jaiden animations #OH i didnt tag her at first because i was figuring out roier thats right

[infernal-lamb]

i’d love to hear more about neves if you’re comfortable sharing :Dc

its so funny to get asked this knowing that I can't reveal too much about Neves without spoiling a bunch of things from my fic, despite that I would love nothing more to spill all her lore......what I CAN tell you is that she was sent to the Lands of the Old Faith for a very particular reason and she's kept safe by the Lamb for a reason too. She comes from a pastoralist/agrarian upbringing and spent the entirety of her life in this profession (hint hint). Livestock, land cultivation, and the demoralizing poverty in a society that does not value such work and considers it a degrading role for outliers! you know, the usual. She talks like a farmer and a butcher, which is how u get silly stuff like THIS happening when she's getting to know the Lamb and their Flock:

(She's talking like a butcher here, which obviously is off-putting for the Lamb, mostly because they can't quite gather context, and she does....make a lot of jokes like this but. She's just human you know!)

Neves is firm in her convictions and is stubbornly attached to the idea of her own righteousness. She's just too smart to be misled.

She believes herself above indoctrination, of course.

She has too much wit

too much rebelliousness

She would never be a victim! That's Neves for you :) She'll survive the horrors.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl oc #cotl au #long post #LIKE SORRY FOR HOW LONG IT IS #almost didnt tag this bc I felt Very Silly since its Neves-centric #but the Lamb shows up here and actually has some dialogue from a scene i wrote lmfao djhgfjhglkd #so sorry to the tag for the human oc jumpscare #I know I've drawn these two in semi-funny situations but remembering the source material......i told you guys it would be Horrific :'( #and i know it seems i am flattening the Lamb into a villainous sort of presence but i understand them as both victim and perpetuator #living in a society that is not conducive to compassion that isn't coerced or weaponized #but anyways! it is very sweet to be asked about my oc brain rot when i haven't even posted the fic yet #my art #ALSO BEFORE ANYONE GETS WEIRD: this is not romantic love in any sense #these two just have very dysfunctional and unhealthy dynamic for a good bit

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Crocea Mors: Back in my day we didn't get Dust infusions, or Mechashift! We were pure Steel, Grit, and Aura!

Myrtenaster: Oh?Jealous of us new Weapons? Maybe you should get with the times, Mister Antiquated~

Crocea Mors: I'm older than your damn Smithy, and I still hit as hard as I did back in the Great War! I could bend you like the tooth-pick you are!

Myrtenaster: Resorting to Violence so quickly? Must be natural for such an unsophisticated Hunk of scrap like you~

Crocea Mors: *pinning Myrtenaster to the table* I'll show you Unsophisticated, you Twig!

Jaune: CROCE- *Stopped*

Weiss: *Perverted Nosebleed* No ... Let it happen~

Jaune: ... Ew.

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #myrtenaster #crocea mors #living weapons au #AEBMO au #what would the ship name be? Swordplay?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Myrtenaster: Oh Crocea~ Would you kindly carry me to Mistress Weiss~?

Crocea Mors: No. Your legs work. Carry yourself.

Long Memory: My Dear Mors, I ache deeply, for the energy I store runs my body ragged. Be so kind as to take me to Mr. Pine?

Crocea Mors: *Blushing* Yes Ma'am. I- I can do that!

Myrtenaster: *Angry Multi Action Dust Rapier Noises*

Oscar: *Disturbed Silence*

Jaune: *Confused Silence*

Weiss: *Disappointed Silence*

If I made a ship Canon, it'd be LM and CM. Old people (Weapons) Need love to!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #oscar pine #myrtenaster #crocea mors #long memory #AEBMO au #rwby shitpost #living weapons au

[nerosdayinanime]

midnight city(M83)

#kamado nezuko #nezuko #neros art tag #vaguely imagined some au where giyuu gets stuck with a bunch of supernatural children and the kamados set themselves on fire whenever #they dont like someones vibes #zenitsu can call on & channel lightning/electricity- inosuke can turn into a huge wereboar- genya gets Big Muscle and grows fangs/claws #kanao can see through walls and people's intentions/actions (kinda future vision? v slight)- senjuro looks like hed do something with fire #but no he just glows. blindingly. do not scare him you will literally burn your retinas. no heat tho- #aoi can summon 3 smaller (magic) children who can control wind water and fire respectively #giyuu himself can turn into water- something something gov usually finds supernatural kids and takes them away so they have living weapons #giyuu managed to stay hidden long enough to grow up and now he and other rogue/escaped supernaturals try to keep kids from getting taken #its been at least a decade since i saw the video for this song but its vaguely inspired by that

[mixelation]

i think ninja cons should have actual ninjas as guest panelists sometimes. like they can't get anyone famous for being a ninja but you get local unaffiliated ninja #27 to explain how a henge works for an hour

#imagine you are some chump ninja from a clan unaffiliated with a village bc you live in squirrelfuck nowhere #and you do the con circuit for extra cash and an excuse to travel #the only people you've ever actually fought are the civilian thugs who come through your area sometimes #and you look out into the audience. and the actual goddamn hatake kakashi is there for some reason #listening to your lecture on different thrown weapons. what the fuck #reborn au #ninja con 2000