#and you do the con circuit for extra cash and an excuse to travel

[mixelation]

i think ninja cons should have actual ninjas as guest panelists sometimes. like they can't get anyone famous for being a ninja but you get local unaffiliated ninja #27 to explain how a henge works for an hour

#imagine you are some chump ninja from a clan unaffiliated with a village bc you live in squirrelfuck nowhere #and you do the con circuit for extra cash and an excuse to travel #the only people you've ever actually fought are the civilian thugs who come through your area sometimes #and you look out into the audience. and the actual goddamn hatake kakashi is there for some reason #listening to your lecture on different thrown weapons. what the fuck #reborn au #ninja con 2000