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rolangf · 6 months

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—OCS AND VILLAIN SONGS

hey what’s up you guys welcome back to my channel— i did this post on my old blog ages ago which is unfortunately lost to time now and i wanted to do it again. so this has gotta be like, the third time some of y’all are seeing this but. fuck it we ball.

born from a post made by @unholymilf a loooong time ago that as more or less a question of if ur oc was a boss fight, what song would be playing and it struck me so here is ALL of my brain worms, including some new ones from the last post!

ANDIE— le soleil est près de moi; air.

POV: you’re bleeding out as andie is standing over you, burning white hot, hotter than the sun setting behind her. she is passionate and… reckless, and will swear this was self-defense. even if she struck first. even if she didn’t blink. even as she watches the life leave your body.

BIANCA— tricycle express; gaspard augé, mr. oizo.

POV: bianca is white knuckling her steering wheel, swiping her car against the side of your own for miles down the freeway. she is gonna run you off the road. she absolutely will; it’s unavoidable, and she’s gonna laugh while she’s doing it. this is the song she’s listening to.

CELESTE— vision; m83.

POV: “you will die soon. sooner than you were supposed to, now.” celeste deadpans as she hovers her hand over your forehead and waves. she makes a show of it, though her clairvoyance doesn’t require as much. you wish you had listened to her and thought better of asking in the first place. “it will be violent, and painful. give ares my best. leave my temple.” but you didn’t, and now it’s too late. your fate is sealed.

ELVIRA— old river; orville peck.

POV: you’re stiff, hairs on the back of your neck standing up. you’re being watched. this is a different kind of observation than the one you’re used to— the seeds constantly run surveillance on you, but this doesn’t feel as passive. you’re being hunted. and when you dare to turn on your heels to see elvira standing behind you with a crossbow bolt nocked with your name on it, you almost wish jacob was here to kill you instead. somehow, you know it would be more merciful.

OSLO— pennsylvania furnace; lingua ignota.

POV: oslo isn’t the deputy anymore. they’re the judge. eden’s gate is up a member who is worth a million and the resistance mourns a million more.

FAUSTINA— beyond the horizon; olivier deriviere.

POV: faustina is the last line of defense between you and the mother church. she’s a penitent, too, you must understand. the consecrated red ribbons she’s wrapped in are suffocating her the longer she takes to excommunicate you and she will try every prayer at her disposal to stop it—to stop you.

JEN— krack; soulwax.

POV: jen is chasing you through the fib building after she snitches on your whole operation to the iaa. you are an enemy of the state, but more importantly— you’re an enemy to agent jennifer daniels. she wants you dead, and you will be soon enough. especially if it’s up to her. and as of right now, she has you cornered in an interrogation room with nowhere to go and a gun to your head.

LOTTIE— arsonist’s lullabye; hozier.

POV: hawkins is ablaze, and lottie is at the scene of the crime staring into the flames.

LINDY— señor (tales of yankee power); jerry garcia.

POV: there’s barely anyone left to call a gang, and dutch knows as much. but he won’t admit it— that would require him admitting guilt for the losses, too. and he should be so lucky he’s still breathing; lindy wants to empty an entire revolver clip into his thick skull but knows she wouldn’t live long enough to feel the satisfaction. so she does the next best thing, and turns her back. there isn’t anything left for her, anyway. she would risk a lifetime of looking over her shoulder over having to look at him.

MAGS— change (in the house of flies); deftones.

POV: you’re being experimented on in an umbrella sanctioned lab and in walks mags— who you thought was on your side. after all, well fed devils behave better than famished saints. but not this one, she’s much worse.

MILDRED— god unbounded; uboa.

POV: you have just returned from the dead because some weirdo with a god complex and a proficiency in reanimating corpses decided that she needed the practice. and now that’s your problem, because you definitely have come back Wrong. but you’re back! surprise!

NICOLE— heart in a cage; the strokes.

POV: you’re witness to an absolute bloodbath as nicole goes crazy on the field. she’s completely lost herself, she isn’t in control anymore. she was always dangerous but now she’s lethal. she’s already gotten some of her own killed, and somebody needs to take her out before it gets worse. she’s a wild animal. and to her, you’re fresh meat.

SIBYL— summit song; nicole dollanganger.

POV: she drowns you in her scrying pool and you are never heard from again. it’s your own fault, really— anna henrietta told you to leave her be and you didn’t listen.

ROSALIND— goodbye; soap&skin, apparat.

POV: she begs mike for the coordinates of where it happened and he doesn’t budge. he never will. he doesn’t trust her not to take a shovel to the earth and dig him up. so in her state of delirium, she walks through the desert and screams and cries and repents. and becomes her own biggest villain.

ODETTE— graveyard; midnight syndicate.

POV: odette quite literally haunts her family estate, left to fall into disrepair. she’s a grief stricken wraith born of despair who brutally attacks anyone who dares step into her tomb. she’s a master illusionist even in death, so if you choose to fight her instead of just leaving, just make sure you first remove the mirrors from the wall.

okay whew that was a TASK but i’m gonna make this a tag game cs i wanna see Y’ALL make ur ocs evil and give them a soundtrack so hehe @florbelles @unholymilf @shellibisshe @ghostfvcker @benwishaw @loriane-elmuerto @leviiackrman @jackiesarch @rosayoro @statichvm @teamhawkeye @bloodofvalyria @red-nightskies @confidentandgood @simply-jason @scalpelsister @devilbrakers @lxmbert and you!

#fr tho like. i loved this post the first time i made it and i think abt it every day #so i had to remake it #back and better than ever tho too #god bless #oc: andie la croix #oc: bianca vionetti #oc: celeste #oc: elvira hawke #oc: oslo avery #oc: jen daniels #oc: faustina #oc: lindy carlisle #oc: lottie byers #oc: nicole moore #oc: mags hightower #oc: sibyl delauvéy #oc: rosalind tyler #oc: mildred malice #also sorry rosalinds is kinda fucked up i just had that vision in my head for so long it’s unreal #um. if you even get this far in the tags sjbdajnska #hi #also elviras little blurb is meant to be that you (reader) are the deputy #if that didn’t come across that way #don’t worry abt what faustina’s pov is #it’s blasphemous related sorry that games lore has me in a headlock #yes the faustina song is from another game already what of it #i am cheating w rosalinds song btw #if u even care #oc: odette haliçi

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jujak · 2 years

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hi! i’m shu ( s/h, 21+ ), and this is my angry birb ju yiju, aka sunbirb of the sirens, quite literally bird brained and hot headed. family myth says she’s been cursed to turn into a jujak because her great great great ancestor’s broke a promise to the jujak 😢 thought she might be able to break the curse if she leaned into the whole guardian protector stuff but instead she’s stuck in the institute now... if you see her eat a worm & gag say NOTHIN about it. here’s her pages ( stats, power, bio ), plus a tldr & mini plots under the cut! hit the heart if u wanna plot, or just hmu in ims, i also have discord if that’s preferred c: see y’all around ♡

tldr

according to family myth, the ju family’s been cursed to turn into a jujak thanks to their ancestor’s stupidity :/ so now at least one person of each generation turns into a jujak & back again over the course of the month, with bonus sun powers! for her family, that’s yiju

( that myth may be real, may not be real. who knows! )

mutation wise, she’s usually some mix of half-bird half-human, the exact ratio depending on what point of the transformation cycle she’s in. the closer she is to going full jujak, the stronger her powers, though it’s also reliant on the presence of the sun. can also control solar energies, but entirely limited to what she can generate internally. the sun taunts her with its unlimited solar power 😠

to avoid the gawking over a bunch of bird-people, her family’s lived in a pretty isolated countryside town for as long as she can remember. they’re a well-kept secret and weren’t the only mutants around, but she didn’t get much social interaction outside until the sirens & the institute

the sirens ( before they were known as ) were the first people she met outside of her town, and yiju decided to follow her new friends out into the big, strange world!!

plus, their cause sounds like a promising curse-breaking path to her. she’s protecting mutants! doing jujak guardian things! getting captured & put into the institute—wait what 😢

jujak!yiju embodies her fiery element a lil too well, gets (un)righteously angry about injustices done against mutants thanks to her protector instincts. can be aggro as all heck & down to burn, easily pointed in a direction that she’ll juggernaut through!

human!yiju is chiller, kind of confused but going with whatever her more jujak self is doing since... why not 🤷🏻‍♀️ mischievous, rough & tumble country girl, kind of directionless by herself, so its nice to have something to do, like running down anti-mutant assholes

her memories as human vs jujak aren’t separate, but they don’t mix as well. questionable access to her memory, which saves her from feeling too guilty about siren-related activities

originally went by codename sunbird in the sirens, but siren fans? supporters? mutant crime enthusiasts? called her sunbirb & she was like 👀 im stealing that!!

not quite taking the institute’s training seriously, though she appreciates not being a literal caged bird. fails classes for the heck of it, scares other students if she notices them staring funny. birbs just wanna have fun 😎

plots

fellow sirens please hmu i have so many ideas... they are her treasured lil friends w bonus MURDER

small town buds: someone who grew up in the same town / secret mutant enclave as her! ( extra: a reality warper who kept their town from being discovered until something happened? wc maybe )

someone who’s figured out that reverse psychology works so well on her... tell her u think she hates beans & she’ll eat all ur beans to prove a Point

being half of a person most of the time is actually not that fun, but maybe she’s found someone she can be a lil more whole around? ( maybe: nullifying powers or just a really good chill friend )

someone who’s absolutely terrified of the sirens & she loves to prank them

or maybe they think the sirens were the worst & hate them.. enemies!!!

or someone who makes her think a lil deeper about the morality of her actions... #deep

someone she’s taken under her literal wing, mini protecc activate!! the younger sibling she’s never had

anyone w a bird-related codename is her bff now... she’s starting a bird club ( actual bird properties not required )

currently taking flight and aerodynamics, human and mutant history, and the mystic arts, so classmates? she also flunked basic ethics last semester rip

someone to come people watching w her on the roof

friends!!! enemies!!! tense dynamics!!! situationships!!! clown behaviour!!! please & thank u 🥺

sorry about the embarrassingly long intro i’m super excited to plot lets go!!! 🤙🏻

#⌜𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘛𝘏⌟ ☼ ⋰ ooc.#xhqintro

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heauxzenji · 4 years

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HIGHkyuu: aka ur fav volleysquads getting ZOOTED

A/N: this is for all my beautiful stoner babies out there lmao let us all indulge in some high!haikyuu headcanons. Let me know if there’s any others you wanna see 😌 these were just all off the top of my head lol

These are literally all shitposts. Don’t come for me unless I send for you 💕

Tw: marijuana, edibles, recreational drug use, nsfw obviously 😚💨

Hinata doesn’t know when enough is enough and always gets entirely too high because he thinks he has a much higher tolerance than he does so you have to babysit him

Semi & Tendou are KINGS of the hotbox. They know all the best spots and will smoke you out just because they don’t like smoking alone. Semi is super talkative surprisingly, and Tendou just laughs at everything. One time y’all got TOO high and made Goshiki come pick you up and take you to Taco Bell. He then got a contact high and wouldn’t stop crying about how his mom would find out.

Sugawara DEFINITELY smoked his way through college but only at parties and after exams were over. He still does it every now and then, and has the tightest roll ever, what a legend.

Whenever you take edibles with Kenma you just kinda sink into the carpet. You don’t know why it’s so soft all of a sudden but it is. And you both just lay there for hours on end and talk about conspiracy theories- he’s a good time tbh.

Kuroo is the best plug ever, but he always tries to hit you up on the side for a date and will tell you to find a new plug because you won’t go out with him. He never keeps his word tho because he likes seeing you and you’re one of his best customers- he literally always gives you a few free pre-rolls

Tanaka makes the best edibles. He learned from Saeko. Saeko literally has all the best shit you could ever get your hands on- made weed lemonade once... a high with no cotton mouth?!? Her mind. We all need a Saeko.

Asahi just laughs at everything. Literally everything. It will be dead silent and he will bust out laughing. What an angel.

Believe it or not, Kageyama takes edibles to get rid of his anxiety. But only gummy worms. Nothing more.

Mattsun & Makki are actually high all the time, I mean come on why else would the both be like that for Sksksksksmsk

Oikawa only uses CBD bc THC makes him paranoid, and he thinks smoking weed is bad for your skin.

Lev got fake joints from a photo shoot and uses them because he thinks they make him look cool. Has never really seen a weed in his life.

“LEV?!? Is that a WEED??? I’m calling the PoLIcE!1!1!!” - Yaku probably

Atsumu’s clothes are always dank. Osamu never smells like anything, but that’s because he keeps a change of clothes in the trunk of his car.

Kiyoko only vapes, but if she’s in the car and you’re hotboxing, she gets the prettiest red eyes that are perfectly glossy like how you see on all those nice aesthetic finstas. She’s also the one who can still take care of everyone even when she’s SUPER faded.

Terushima sells oregano to the rich kids for $65 a gram

A high tolerance king? Iwaizumi. Can literally smoke for hours and feel nothing while everyone else is off their ass. Usually has to be crossed to feel something, but he’s still a fun time. See also Daichi. But he will get giggly.

Nishinoya does the Coolest smoke tricks. Rings, tornadoes- all that. One time he even made a heart and blew it at you to shoot his shot, but you were too high to notice and he thought about it for 3 whole days after the fact.

Akaashi keeps his stash in an old book that he hollowed out. He likes to smoke when he gets writers block- but he’s also super into high sex sign me up

Hoshiumi makes the best snacks- specifically pizza mac n cheese if you can believe it like galaxy brain status. He always makes sure your munchies are satisfied.

#haikyuu hcs #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu writing #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fic #haikyuu hc #haikyuu headcanon #hq writing #hq headcanons #hq headcanon #hq hcs #HIGHKyuu #hq x reader #hq drabble #haikyuu drabble #haikyuu au #hq au

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sheepfulsheepyardinspace · 4 years

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ngl to y’all when i first saw revenge of the sith i was like [obi-wan sigh] anakin. who would put u on the council, let alone make u a master? ur like this 👌 close to falling apart at the seams at all times. this is kind of Bad and Ambitious and Power-Hungry. u should definitely never be in charge of people. than a) i turned 22 & realized that’s just what being 22 is like and b) after watching star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) i was like. 😳😬🤮🥴 wow ok huh. so there’s this fabulous duo that’s running like 75% of the war effort across an entire galaxy nonstop for three years and gets the brunt of 98% of the council’s stupid-ass decisions as well as the rest of the galaxy’s bullshit (like that one time the Black Death came back Except Blue This Time or that other time with the literal brain worms eating brains that everyone said “oh, the perils of war” about) and that out of two (2) people only one (1) of these people actually has any say about it. despite. the fact they have. the same job. & one time the council actually fucking said “hey, obi-wan, go fake your own murder & wear your murderer’s face,” obi-wan says yep ok and yoda absofuckinglutely unironically thought that their resident murderous twenty-year-old would take this well. and that’s just. a long weekend with the jedi council. so now when i watch episode iii: revenge of the sith and anakin wants to be on the council and be a master. i say: yeah ok that tracks.

#Another Clone Wars Classic #sw #star wars #swtcw #star wars the clone wars #space meme #anakin skywalker #jedi #jedi order #darth vader #obi-wan kenobi #yoda #mace windu #swpt #my stuff #padme amidala #ahsoka tano #revenge of the sith #darth anakin

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bucksboobs · 3 years

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i just wanted to say fuck catholics and catholicism the rest of christianity and all the religions and anyone who is too superstition and lazy to walk away from the obvious traps they are. the worst thing liberals have come up w recently is that world dominating religion is fine actually. like every random white person on earth is culpable for columbus but somehow “progressive” muslims n christians don’t have to answer for the world changing power of the institutions they support. y’all can get fucked until u clean the worms from ur brain lol

@not100bees Brody your apartment must be REALLY hot right now

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histoirerose · 3 years

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Not people judging fans who don’t want to have discussions about Olivia or whatever they fucking are to each other 😭😭😭 This fandom is full of worms for brains I swear! There is a difference between being angry at Harry for dating someone and not wanting to discuss weird little scenarios you’ve created between two //real// people.

twitter has been weird like why r y’all projecting on to them just say ur happy and go

#very odd #I haven’t seen much on here tho #anon

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musashi · 5 years

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seein people on the ‘rose/pink wasn’t entirely in the wrong’ side saying that she was justified in leaving spinel. the rejuventator supposedly takes gems back to how they were when they emerged, and spinel got hit, but when steven told her he’d be right back she snapped at him. i’ve seen this lead people to believe that spinel was always clingy & obsessive & toxic and so therefore rose was fine to leave her because the guise of a game was the only way she could get spinel to not follow her.

hi. what the fuck?

first, we don’t need to sit here trying to apply grey morality to pink, we already know, because we’ve seen plenty of her, how selfish and childish she was before she came to earth. second, it’s clear that spinel’s trauma was so deep-seated that the rejuvenator didn’t entirely erase her memories, because all it took was seeing steven paying more attention to someone else for her to run off crying, and when he confronted her and asked her what was wrong she seemed confused & scared & like she didn’t understand why she was so sad to see that. what she went through was so traumatic that the rejuvenator could not remove all traces of it from her. that wasn’t ‘who she was’ in the beginning--she might have been clingy, but not to a dangerous degree, and even if she was--

1. she’s a fucking spinel, that is what she was literally put on homeworld to do. to keep a lonely gem constant company. that is... her PURPOSE. she didn’t KNOW anything else, she didn’t get the life changing earth adventures with rose quartz where you learn you’re made to do more than serve. that exact spot was given to someone else pink liked more.

2. there are ten trillion ways to handle that situation without ABANDONING SOMEONE FOR 6000 YEARS? pink is an all-powerful being with more influence & status than 99% of gemkind and y’all are really saying that horrifically traumatizing this other person put in her care is “the only way” like please take ur brain worms somewhere else i am begging

#wordy wendy #im an su critical blog nJKHSFDKGFD I CANT EVEN TYPE THAT UNIRONICALLY #cool rocks #wendy rambles #wendy rants #i think this rhetoric bothers me because non borderlines LEGITIMATELY believe this is an ok way #to break up with your borderline friends #ive heard so many of them say they 'had' to abandon their borderline friends #because 'they wouldn't let me leave otherwise'#like dude shut thef uck up #we don't have you in fucking handcuffs how about you TALK TO US #instead of being a piece of shit and perpetuating our traumas

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saltine-kakyoin · 4 years

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SARAH!!!!! i am extremely dying rn so i'm sorry i'm late w this!! but please do josuke and okuyasu for the character thing, if you want to

RUTH!!!! oh my WORD I have missed you SO MUCH!! I hope you’re doing a little better, and that your exams this week went well! there’s only one left, you’ve got this bro! ;w;/

(sidenote: ngl seeing this in my inbox after this hell of a week made my heart go)

thank you for sending this bruv!! let’s mfin discuss the BEST boys!

(under the cut, lmk if it’s broken mobile gang!!)

we’re gonna start with the bambino… okuyasu \uwu/

sexuality headcanon: So I’ve always considered oku bi, but i’ve seen a lot of really valid takes going around lately so! i’m really cool with anything for him ^w^ imo oku finds all types of people pretty, but at the end of the day it really doesn’t matter bc josuke is always prettier :V

otp: i actually think it’s illegal to say anything but the Josuyasu Duo

brotp: oh wORM…of course him and josuke are best friends, but also. him and koichi are SO good. it’s been months since i’ve seen diu so I don’t remember everything really clearly anymore, but one scene in particular than i’ll always adore w them is when they’re tryna make yukako think koichi sucks + oku just keeps firing off all this stuff while koichi’s like nOoOoO.. good times lmao. him + tonio are really good pals too, and while we don’t see as many scenes w him and jotaro in comparison to jotaro and josuke/koichi, I like their dynamic a lot too. Okuyasu is such an amicable dude yk? ;w;

notp: i have yet to encounter any oku ships beyond josuyasu and truly my brain is too exhausted to even consider anything else rn >u

first headcanon that pops into my head: this is like hands mfin DOWN my favorite question on this meme!! yet again, this headcanon ties in to the sda.. sorry if y’all are over that. ;w; anyhow, thanks to kak including paintings + descriptions of stand-created landmarks (read: those little commercial break cards) in his collection for the city’s anniversary, trattorio trussardi becomes insanely popular with tourists and whatnot after diu. Oku starts working there bc he loves Tonio a whole lot and wants to help out. this leads to him becoming a chef, and bro he’s really good at it! :3

one way in which I relate to this character: he really owns that he’s Stupide, but does his best anyhow. oku and i are bröthers in this regard.. (there are better + deeper things i could say but i am too exhausted to word it rn ;w;)

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: THE BALL OF S K I N … i am still not over that.. also the fact that he like Took ownership of the milf hunter thing. like imo people exaggerate that whole thing with kak + holly but okuyasu deadass is like Bro… Ur Mom? Hot u w u

but also, he’s just a first year in hs so like let him live and be a lil stupid it’s all good yo!cinnamon roll or problematic fave? okuyasu is THE epitome of cinnamon roll… like. he and speedwagon are fuckin fighting it out for who gets the cinnamon throne

+ now onto the pomp stomp Boy

sexuality headcanon: also bi! (what if i just projected myself onto my faves? inch resting…)

otp: josuyasu duooo! funny story re: this.. I noticed a trend with myself after SDC, in that i always always shipped the jobros together. anyhow i started diu waiting for the jobro to show themselves, and I thought it was Just gonna be koichi. and i was like.. no. i cannot ship them they r BROTHERS, fuggedaboutit! and then oku became a buddy and the trend was like: thought you could escape me u dumb bitch? try again next time uwu

brotp: as you could probably glean from my last answer, koichi!!! god they are such wonderful pals. I also enjoy his and jotaro’s friendship so much (the fucking rat-hunting ep… ugh their minds or lack thereof..) i also like to imagine that he and yukako bond a lot over hair maintenance later on! :3

notp: there are some. Bad. ships in the jjba fandom but truly I have never been as revolted as when i stumbled across untagged ship art of him + jotaro in his tag…like TRULY i fucking gagged. that’s like hands-down one of the worst things i’ve seen in this fandom :(

first headcanon that pops into my head: he is joseph’s GRANDSON and araki just conveniently killed + buried joseph’s son in the recesses of his mind :3c

I jest! It’s actually a longstanding hc of mine that he has lisa lisa’s eyes!

one way in which I relate to this character: i too would go broke for expensive clothes…. we r also comrades in our disdain for joseph joestar c:

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: that one time he chugged yuuya’s iv drip… still not over it lmao

cinnamon roll or problematic fave? everything josuke does is to a) honor his grandfather and b) protect his home! he’s such a good kid, and hands-down one of my favorite jojos. I wish we got ovas about what he + the duwang gang got up to after DIU.. :(

#best boys best boys #i don't think i'll ever get over how good diu was tbh #i miss the josuyasu duo So Much :(#ty again for the ask ruth!!! i've missed you so much! <3 #sriracha ask game #fullmetal-the-last-alchemist #long post

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lustingtc · 5 years

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9th September 2019

Oh worm...

O h worM. It be the day.

But first 💁‍♀️

Dogman was on break duty😳😳😳

Sporting that cheeky hi vis jacket 🤪✌🏻

He kept talking to the basketball kids :{ what a lozer... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But then some nitty yr8s started talking to him... and they had pride flags (i think this is just our school but is like an epidemic, like, everyone got pride flags out 24/7. I would explain more abt it but cba luv)

N he looked SO uncomfortable 😳

Is he homophobic? Probs

Was it most likely bc these kids where annoying him? Most likely

But at least he’ll run me over with his car now ☺️☺️☺️☺️👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Millie Bobby brown tease🤤

Lmfao nah but seriously. He probs doesn’t hate the gays (cuz ik some of y’all don’t have double digit brain cells. Sorry to break it to y’all)

ANYWAYS

First lesson with T 😱😱😱

💝🥰💞💓🥴🥴💗💖💘💕🥰🥰🥴💗

He??? Doesn’t??? Hate??? My??? Guts???

Madness luv. Lit rally. MADness.

We had to log into our group homework thingy n akaowkalnwks,,, HEYA IF UR NEW. IM A DUMB BITCH

N I entered my log in wrong n tried to do it again n me n the girl next to me was like 😐😐

So she went “SIR! K’s login doesn’t work :/”

SWEATING LUV 😳😳😳😳

He came over and was all concentrated n AAAAAAAAAA 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

His cute little fucking face,,, he had dumb blond stubble n I just stared at him,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Not to get soft on main but,,,, he’s just so perfect and handsome n like aaaaaa,,, 🥰🥰🥰

We laughed abt me being a dumb bitch n how u had to enter the login of a spesific page n shit,,,

Surprisingly... I wasn’t nervous? I was normal??? Nothing like how I was when A called him a queer. Like heart attack levels 😳😳😳😳

But then the girl next to me was like “I forgot my login” n then she remembered it n he took the piss that she was an attention whore 😳

Stan a king who puts bitches in their place🤩

Lmao anyways

He kept doing dumb fuCKING FACES AND SHIT. I FUCKING HATE LOVE HIM 😡😡😡

He literally pretended to be our school logo...

I- he- really be like that.

Then he mocked this kid for mumbling 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 his voice? MY LIFE.

But yea 😳😳😳😳😳

N HE BULLYIED US IN P2

We did games for that whole lesson bc #Teach

And we were like “WHATS GRANDMA IN SPANISH WE NEED THIS 2ND POINT”

Motherfucker laughed at us

So 😶😶😶😶

Divorced.

Lmfao

But...

I’ve missed his dumbass.

He’s my favourite. Ever. My boy. My love. My life. Our dumbasserey? Forever.

Hopefully. One day. Everything will be a-okay ;;

#teacher crush #tc #teacher crush community #tc community #Z #Dogman

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feelslikelalala · 5 years

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tagged by @michelllejones to post 10 best selfies of 2018, i tried to use ones that a. y’all haven’t seen b. have SOME sort of memory attached and c. don’t all have the exact same pose. anyway here’s more info if ur interested:

ok so we started off the year on a good note with a lot of hats sufjan style

the best i’ve ever looked wearing pajamas

i bought this wacky top and took my first ever successful mirror selfie .. leg stretched out like jasmine taught me at disney world when i was 12

i dress like a lego set, thank u, next

this was before i met charlie day and ally from austin and ally told me i had beautiful eyes so. good day blessed day

my first pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

u thought i was just gonna show the high points ? think again worm brain. im p sure we’ve ALL openly sobbed to the beach boys in a smoothie king parking lot

i went to the zoo ... just kinda wandered round the zoo... i looked at the monkeys... their eyes look like my eyes... it’s so relaxing at the zoo... saying waddup to kangaroos.... my boys awake cause they nocturnal,,, i really really like the zoo

this was before or possibly after a car seat headrest concert! realllly great night i remember after the show feelin like hey honestly my body could fall apart at any moment and i’ll be fine with that now

in that sweet spot between dead and alive while i was preparing my glitter for my harry headbanger costume

alright hope u enjoyed that very lengthy very self absorbed yearly recap🍌☀️🐣

cool cool ill tag @thoroughbreds2017 @dyketaylorswift @guccihairshirt @eastegg @1892 @theglowpt2 @shanemadejlesbian @koroleyva and @ravenlesbian 💗

#my face

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wannawrite · 5 years

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not my type

who?: Wanna One’s Ong Seongwoo genre: 🌸 type: bullet point

blog navigator.

University! AU

you don’t date younger guys

but you just might ;)

thanks for requesting! this was quite difficult to write since I am a child still lol. Do note that Seongwoo is 20 in this work of fiction. ⁃ admin l

disclaimer: pictures used do not belong to me and credit goes to their original owners everything that is written here is purely fictional DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERING

so,,,your love life

not that exciting

in fact, it is facing a drought at the moment

reality is harsh huh?

or maybe it is because of your high standards

1. No younger guys

2. Must be a nice person

3. Someone I could foresee marrying

but none of your blind dates left you impressed

and then there’s this kid from the music block called Ong Seongwoo

he’s just one of the guys trying to worm his way into your ‘possible boyfriend’ list

scarily enough, his tactics were working

we gon throw this waayyy back when y’all met

frat parties were never your thing

in fact, f*ck linda and this stupid party, I just want to go home and sleep

you love your roommate and all but you couldn’t help but curse her out

after all, she had dragged you to this party thrown by one of the music department frat guys

and left you stranded

in a hallway with at least 3 couples passionately making out

tonight was not your night at all

you hated the loud, shitty music and the smell of sweat and liquor

appalling

but linda was your ride here and there was a slim chance of hailing a cab right now

you had no choice but to suck it up and rough it out

Another issue

you needed to finish that essay on sustainable fashion before the 6am deadline

shit

gr8 job prof

all-nighter?

borrow a laptop from someone and do it now?

what the hell

which person would bring a laptop to a frat party?

unless you can break into one of their rooms and take one??1?1?11

you almost slap yourself at the idea

dumb worried bitch energy

sis is out of ideas and just wants to graduate be a little empathetic, folks

you want to sit down on the floor and sink into a puddle of goo

oh no

there’s no way you are going to maintain this 3.9 GPA lmaoo

you move to wrestle Linda away from one of the frat guys

but hollers and cheers stop you

a group of guys block your path as they welcome yet another friend

but get this! the newcomer has a laptop case in his hands!!

he appears to have just come from a lecture or meeting

bUT HE HAS A LAPTOP YAYAYAYAYA

now, all you had to do was to stalk him, suck up to him and steal borrow the device

sucking up to one of these frat boys was easy

their brains had been bruised with bud lights so they weren’t the brightest of the bunch

before you know it, he’s whisked away by his friends and dissolved into the crowd

crap

you really, genuinely, wholly, need this laptop

They would help a fellow college student in need, right?

left with no choice, you elbow your way through

I suppose your efforts pay off

bc you catch him as he’s headed upstairs

barely

“hey!” you yell over the noise. “I-I...”

the mystery guy only stares, quizzically

suddenly, you’ve lost all ability to form coherent sentences

this is embarrassing!

hE JUST LOOKING

sis gotta calm down

remember the real reason: laptop

“c-can i borrow your laptop real quick? I have a d-deadline tonight”

mystery boy says nothing

...

“What’s it in for me? If i lend you my laptop?”

he tries to remain serious but the corners of his mouth are tugging up

sneaky

desperation is pretty much flooding your body

you wld say f*ck it but you can’t

“I’ll owe you a favour!” you blurt out thoughtlessly.

*crickets chirping*

hope is slowly beginning to fade and your brain is coming up with extension excuses

just crumbs,,,anything

Orbits gg thru with the drought

when he goes

“okay”

JESUS THANK YOU

he beckons for you to follow him

oh?😏😉

“I know a better work environment than here.”

oh.

“What’s your name? I’m y/n, it’s my third year.”

“Woah, third year? my name’s ong seongwoo. I just got here.”

huh, freshman

seongwoo doesn’t say much after

he leads you to a common study area in the enormous fraternity house

you turn away as he sets up the laptop and everything bc privacy!!!

but the number of brain cells you have left won’t allow you to remember his login details anyway

“thanks,” you murmur bashfully

well, this is an expected and rather awkward situation

seongwoo plants himself in the chair a few seats away from yours

he pulls out study materials from his backpack

??? hello? sis, u shld be enjoying the party downstairs ???

you try to shift your fullest attention on your project

but!! his presence alone is so loud prominent, it’s giving you a hard time keeping your eyes off😔🤧

anyway u manage to suck it up and finish paper and submit it just in time!

a miracle

maybe he is your angel ;)

you turn to face him and,,,seongwoo has fallen asleep!! on his books!!

his hair is slightly tousled and his glasses rest askew on his face

papers flap in his face but he’s too gone to care

the poor child is tired

💓💖💕soft hours💕💖💓: open

gently, you tap his shoulder

“seongwoo? hey, um, your laptop,”

he only stirs the 2nd time you call him

Cute

groggily, he covers his face and speaks into his hands

he mumbles something about ‘dealing with it later’

you figure it would be best if you left him alone to nap

suddenly, seongwoo grabs your arm

at least, he reaches for it

“I need your number to claim that favour.”

my number ????

for half a second, your heart does pitter patters

he’s only being objective though...

and it was you who suggested it in the first place

sighing, you punch your number into his phone

“okay, but use it wisely and...try not to...call or text so much...”

that sounds rlly mean >:(

“yeah i’ll keep that in mind.”

there’s an underlying layer of...cheekiness? in seongwoo’s tone

your brain jumps to the first conclusion it can think of

“I don’t date younger guys, Seongwoo,”

rEGRET FILLS YOUR ENTIRE BEING IMMEDIATELY AFTER

now, Seongwoo looks up and beams broadly

“Bold of you to assume I’m interested,” he taunts playfully

red sinks into your face and you defend yourself in splutters

“I’m not interested in general! I’m prioritising my studies and everything else! It was just to make sure you know where we stand-“

futile, really

“relax,” he replies. “Just saying, I could change your mind.”

Cocky

but true lol

an amused scoff leave your lips and your arms go akimbo

“I’d like to see you try, freshman.”

*back to the present*

You: really, Seongwoo. I don’t see why you can’t drop by the printing station yourself

Seongwoo: you are seated RIGHT NEXT to it. Just fold the papers into aeroplanes and fly them over

You: a 15-page research paper ?? That clearly says ‘do not bend’

Seongwoo: ignore it. Throw it over

you never predicted this was where life would take you

here you were, sat in the library, the table by the printing room

and Seongwoo was seated a few tables away, texting you to collect his freshly printed document

just because

You: Oh my god shut up you’ll get points deducted if your paper is the least bit crumpled

You: i’ll just bring it over

so,,,you did

you brought seongwoo’s papers over to his table

he had been watching from afar, lips pulled into a dumb smile

“thank you, senior.”

boy had the audacity to say that in front of your salad

just to tease him, you reply:

“yeah, senior, just how I like my future boyfriend.”

with that remark, the smile slips off seongwoo’s face and his jaw clenches

but he tries to play it off all cool😎🤧

you shoot the sweetest smile you can muster before skipping back to your table

*beep beep*

I nearly put vibrate -

Seongwoo: that doesn’t count as using my favour card!

your head shakes, but your mouth smiles

it was no secret that seongwoo had a small! crush on you

even if it was, everyone knew

his whole frat and most of his seniors

your friends and roommates

the whole bloody campus

this relationship started out with seongwoo following you on ig

then occasionally dropping a text and wishing you well

he also hyped up all your pics

and said hi whenever you bumped into each other

it escalated to meeting up for brunch or a movie

just...as friends, casually

but you enjoyed his company and goofing around much more than some blind dates

now, texting him was a regular

going out was common

and you haven’t even counted the number of times you guys met at social events

sometimes, he made you feel so✨ special, precious, wanted by doing the smallest things

like a tea on your table

or going the extra mile to cheer you up

most of the time at the expense of his handsome face

he was always,,,there

you did find out about his feelings, though he never addressed them fully

it was fun!! to press his buttons as a friend

“yeah idk abt dating someone younger. Wbu?”

“Hmm. Senior year makes everyone 10x hotter.”

thOSE WERE JOKES

BANTER, PEOPLE, BANTER

but...you weren’t certain if that would turn into something more

you know, you hadn’t given dating someone younger a thought

it never crossed your mind

maybe it was a subconscious deal breaker

you were always quick to bring age into making deals

old broken deals could be made new

the concept was incredibly foreign

my boyfriend? younger?

Personally, you could never see that happen

b-but seongwoo made you sO DAMN HAPPY ALL THE TIME

there was sunshine in his smiles

and starlight in his eyes

ᵕ꒳ᵕ

uGh fEELINGS

but is this attraction?

Eventually, after many sleepless nights, up thinking about this, you made up your mind

If he made a move first,

bc ur scared

you would be hella open to dating him

f*ck that ‘older people only’ rule

(⁄˘⁄ ⁄ ω⁄ ⁄ ˘⁄)♡

[3.06am] seongwoo leaves a voicemail. He says, “hey, will you go on a date with me? I like you.”

[3.14am] seongwoo leaves another voicemail. “I’ll use my favour card if I have to. Just give me a chance.”

anD HOLY F*CK YOU DON’T knOW HOW TO ACT AFTER HEARING THOSE

RIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP

yOur heaRT IS FLUTTERING AND YOU CAN FEEL THE BLUSH COMING

UGH SWEETHEART YOU GOT IT BAD

so u jump on this bandwagon and call him asap

it goes straight to voicemail but you don’t leave one

hehe

you know,,,to build suspense

all day long, that’s all you can think about

SeoNGWOO LIKES ME?

[8.17am] seongwoo wakes up to a silent voicemail from you

he doesn’t know what to think of it

he dials your number with shaking hands and before you can utter a word, he rushes, “meet me at xxx cafe at 11am”

then hangs up

Tumblr: 101 cafe date outfit ideas

Seongwoo arrives early and orders a drink while waiting

he also picks out a window booth to sit at

his nerves could eat him alive if they teamed up

what would you say to him?

how badly did you react to his 3am confession

getting mildly intoxicated on Daniel’s stash was a horrible idea

he spilt all his secret uwus

the bell chimes

and all his attention is focused on you

your eyes land on him

a smile graces your face as you walk over

“I like you too.”

“Damn, you better not be messing with me right now,” seongwoo nervously chuckles. “I know I sent you th-“

“Oh my god! I like you!”

For a moment, his smart mouth runs dry, surprised

“Oh wow, what happened to your older guys only rule?”

You smack his chest in mock annoyance

“Rules are made to be broken! Let’s not talk about that.” You turn various shades of red

Grinning like the Chesire cat, Seongwoo teases, “And that’s the beauty of it.”

#admin l #wanna one #wanna one scenarios #ong seongwoo

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