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nalgenewhore · 18 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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nalgenewhore · 2 days
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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
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nalgenewhore · 2 days
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also after my oral exam last week that was half an hour long + no information about what questions i was going to be asked im just not concerned bc that one went so so well and i was even less interested in theatre history than phenomenology. so.
i am criminally disinterested and uncaring about my oral exam tomorrow.
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nalgenewhore · 2 days
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i am criminally disinterested and uncaring about my oral exam tomorrow.
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nalgenewhore · 3 days
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
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nalgenewhore · 3 days
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
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nalgenewhore · 3 days
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“It Is an Honor to Be Suspended for Palestine”
Dispatches from the Solidarity Encampment at Columbia University
https://crimethinc.com/Columbia2024
In this in-depth report, participants offer a blow-by-blow account of the events at Columbia, appraising the tactics that the demonstrators have employed and the challenges that they face.
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nalgenewhore · 4 days
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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nalgenewhore · 4 days
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nalgenewhore · 5 days
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i used to be sooo resistant to using hairspray for my bangs but i now see that i was foolish bc these bitches DONT MOVE and my cowlick is finally defeated.
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nalgenewhore · 5 days
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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nalgenewhore · 5 days
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It should be a bigger scandal that J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue small accounts for accurately calling her a Holocaust denier. So glad the Streisand effect exists. Now we can all rebuke her reprehensible views more than ever.
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nalgenewhore · 5 days
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I was at a courthouse once, and saw an indigenous australian woman in a dressing gown very carefully and gingerly making her way down the steps outside the courthouse, surrounded by family who were helping her down the stairs. We asked if she was OK, because she looked awful. She looked like she should have been wrapped up in bed with blankets and hot soup, not on the steps of a courthouse.
One of her family told us that she had given birth yesterday evening, but that Child Protection services had taken her baby away with no warning, claiming that she wasnt prepared to look after him. What had happened, is that she'd literally only just given birth -- hadn't even passed the afterbirth yet, is holding her blood-coated, crying, newborn baby to her chest -- and a nurse asked what her feeding plan was. She was tired from the birth and distracted by the brand new baby in her arms and thrown off by the timing of the question, but still, she managed to answer, and said she planned to breastfeed him whenever he was hungry.
Well apparently that wasn't enough of a plan for the hospital staff, who reported her and claimed that she was unprepared to look after the child, and claimed that had no social supports, and that the baby was at risk if left with her. All because a brand new mother, 30 seconds after giving birth, didn't have a PowerPoint presentation ready to go that cited the timing cycle she would feed her kid on, and instead simply said that she would feed him when he was hungry.
Child Protection services showed up, took her kid, and she was told to show up to court the next day to contest custody if she wanted her baby back.
So a woman who had given birth less than 24 hours prior was forced to rally her family and show up to court to prove that she a) had a feeding plan for the child, and b) had enough social supports to justify reclaiming her baby.
It was one of the most appalling things I'd ever seen. I don't even know if she won her case. They didn't know at the time we saw them, and after that brief interaction on the stairs, i never saw them again. I sincerely hope she got her newborn baby back.
That was about 5 years ago. And the exact same kind of thing is still happening today.
News broke today from a South Australian whistle-blower of the appalling treatment new mothers frequently receive, including hospital staff taking the baby away from the mother "for medical tests," only for the mother to then be told, with absolutely no prior warning, that the baby was not going to be returned to her.
Here's the article, and here are some excerpts:
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nalgenewhore · 6 days
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you should've kept this to yourself cause it's not funny at all... I hope the likes were worth it 🤷‍♀️
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nalgenewhore · 6 days
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
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nalgenewhore · 6 days
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This was honestly tea
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nalgenewhore · 8 days
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even though i will criticise "crunchy" people i will never give up my juice shots. im sorry! i do believe that food is medicine! but medicine is also medicine <3
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