#like pretending to not care?

[beebfreeb]

#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly. #My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed. #My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman'' #''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job'' #Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind. #(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)

[amalgamezz]

ALT

#aromantic #actually aromantic #aro #aro pride #love loses #good job everyone. im so proud of us <2 #edit (12/31): also pls do not quote 'not all loves are romantic/sexual' at me #1. aros have always been the first to dissect the definition of love. we are likely to know that before you. #2. are we gonna keep pretending that aros aint only an afterthought to the 'love wins' and 'love is love' crowds. #3. im loveless aro. i do not care for love whether its romantic platonic or familial etc etc. #one can do good w love. one can also do evil w love. love =/= morals. stop acting like it is.

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[hilacopter]

conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either

#listen. no hate to diaspora jews. y'all are suffering unimaginable antisemitism rn. #but as an israeli it makes me so mad how they're always the only ones leftists care about when it comes to antisemitism if even #“nooo guys we can't be mean to diaspora jews because of isnotreal it's antisemitic and wrong!” #“israelis? now those are completely fine to harass and wish death upon <3” #people just straight up don't see us as humans deserving of basic decency i think #when they at very least pretend to or believe they like diaspora jews #leftist antisemitism #antisemitism #israel #jumblr

[tedhugheshater]

Thinking about how Victor Hugo wrote one of the most famous portrayals of prostitution that is sympathetic to the prostituted woman (Fantine from Les Miserables) and shows how she is forced by poverty to sell her body, how it clearly is a traumatic experience, and how much disrespect the pimps have for her in reality... And yet he continued constantly visiting brothels and using the women's bodies - so much so that a very famous rumor was created that all the brothels in Paris closed down to mourn him after his death... Kill all men?

#not to pretend Fantine's character is the epitome of sympathy though (lolz) but it makes me feel insane #like he literally KNEW they were only there because of being forced (sexually or economically or socially) but he DID NOT CARE #like........ #mine #history #radblr #victor hugo #les mis #anti prostitution #🐝 #hall of fame

[pancakemolybdenum]

@josuyasuweek-2024 day 3: hospital / holidays / fake dating

emergency hair treatment

#josuyasu #josuyasu week #josuyasu week 2024 #was supposed to qualify for the fake dating thing too kiiinda but its hard to make clear visually and im bad at writing dialogue #but u can pretend they lied so okuyasu could visit or some bullshit like that. not that it works like that really but who cares #lovisas art #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura

[nicollekidman]

Why are people mad at the barbie promo?

it's not a standard promotional cycle for a film that happens to involve mattel's famous toy. it is a massive brand push to revitalize a product for a new age, and the movie is the commercial. it is not normal to have promotion that includes collaborations with: airbnb, hair tools, many makeup companies, rollerskates, forever21, canned lemonade, ruggable, toothburshes, skincare, shoe lines, gap, pacsun, OPI etc etc etc............... like i'm going to go see the movie! it will in all likelihood be fun and enjoyable. but this rollout is explicitly mattel's first phase in what they hope is a HUGE endeavor to make "cinema" out of every one of their products, as a way to get more people to buy these products. regardless of how the barbie movie turns out, it is not actually good for anyone to have a failing film industry turn to self-cannibalizing commercial products for story. i hope everyone has a good time! i don't give a fuck if you want to buy a hot pink dress and go with your girlfriends and revel in your #womanhood or whatever. but the degree to which mattel has already had input in the actual movie + made people think that their massive push of product is some sort of cool innovative trendy Promotion (while having plans to do this to. 45 other producuts) is like. lol oh boy.

#like who cares no one is going to yell boo at you and rip your fun barbie branded stuff out of your hands #but don't pretend it's like. #cool and new fun marketing for a regular ole movie #if you factor this in with the current state of the Movies.... bruh. el oh el!!!!!! #so like do whatever you want to do but don't act like people critiquing the rollout are like #antifeminist or something for pointing out some #um. troubling details

[sillylilfang]

maybe someday they won't get cock-blocked but personally I doubt it.

#im starting to feel very uncreative but we can just pretend its one of those 5 +1 things #well. 3 +0 currently but #its whatever it's fine #what can i say #i like to draw lambert blushing #aiden is so done with this shit #he doesnt even care anymore #my art #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #drawing #tw3 #the witcher #the witcher 3 #lambert the witcher #aiden the witcher #lambert/aiden #lambden #laiden

[jazillia007]

I can't stop thinking about how Penelope praised Colin's writing. And it was actually smut, personal smut.

But I think what makes it beautiful. Despite of the content, Penelope really loved his writing in itself. The man barely gets praised by anyone but her.

And to be praised by Penelope who is not only a avid reader but also writer, is the biggest praise you can get.

#bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #i love them so much #like in all honesty he was always seeking her out since the beginning because with her he doesn't need to pretend #which is why it's so interesting me how he wooed all these women in 3x1 but wasn't able to chat with Penelope like he always did #because she was still upset with him #but I believe he didn't care so much about the other women #what stuck with him was Penelope rejecting him #because she has been the only constant in his life

[xxxemogrrlxxx]

matching outfits

#myart #art #artists on tumblr #artist #doodle #sketch #toh #toh fanart #the owl house #amity #toh amity #amity blight #luz toh #luz noceda #lumity #i got the outfit on pinterest i thought it was cute #ignore amitys legs i realised while looking back at the reference theyre not... right but just like. pretend okay. who cares........ #im not that crazy over lumity like i am huntlow but i do appreciate these two #very eepy girls

[hansoeii]

I'm very much not normal about loki and mobius right now

#the way I fully expected the show to just have them act like good ol' buddies #but instead they gave us extremely touchy mobius like that man couldn't let him go for a second #then LOKI ALMOST CONFESSING APPARENTLY??? #Mobius not caring about getting his skin ripped off cos all the cares about is his loki being alright #AND THEN THEM FALLING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?? #And no mention of the selfcest kiss either and showing how sylvie just wants a normal little life???? #Feels like they're pretending that romance never happened and I'm hoping it stays that way #Anyways I'm so not okay right now like homy shit #This is either the greatest romance ever or another horrible queerbait added to the list #Loki #Loki season 2 #Loki season 2 spoilers #Lokius #Loki spoilers

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

16 days.

#911 #buddie #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911 fox #911 abc #evanbuckleyedit #eddiediazedit #my edit #buddies7 #911hiatus2023 #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #usercam #the fact that this scene is real but they never talked about it again is absolute insanity #what do you mean this happened #this is an aborted love confession #eddie here is fully aware hes in love with buck and i don't care #he knows exactly what hes saying he also knows buck wont call him out on it #its nuts #sure there are a few way to see the way buck interpreted this scene but like #this is a declaration of love no matter how buck viewed it so like #it is #madness #911verse #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode #because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him #but guess what #PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL #especially husk #even if he pretends he doesn’t #after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin #meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably #‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’ #angel dust needs a hug #CONSENSUALLY #angel dust #husk #husk/angel #huskerdust #Hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel #I mean kind of #they’re gay your honor #they’re in love your honor

[soullessjack]

is this anything

#spn #supernatural #spn finale #deancas #destiel #destiel confession #november 5 2020 #november 5th #dean winchester #castiel #cas is gay #dean is bi #so on so forth #i love posting about nonjack things and pretending like I’m included in the rest of the fun that I never cared about #it’s like a silly little disguise #spn ahitpost #shitpostnatural

[rogueolight]

JUST LET THEM BE HAPPYYYYYYYY AND HAVE A LITTLE KISSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭[CAR CRASHES INTO ME AND I EXPLODE]

#juriori #juri arisugawa #shiori takatsuki #SORRY. SOR #THEY TOOK OVER MY LIFE #GUYS I KNOW THEYRE LIKE TOXIC YURI STAPLE #BUT I CARE ABOUT BOTH OF THEM TOO MUCH #JUDT LET THEM HAVE A SWEET LITTLE MOMENT…. #rgu #revolutionary girl utena #i know it’s ooc. #just pretend shiori went to Normal Therapy instead #every time i watch juri episodes i throw up in my mouth. #god forbid a woman is HAPPY in gay love #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #guys it was either this or juri x harumichi cross ship. #i cannot be stopped. #TUY AWHZISYD BIFGYJ£??unhkym

[jichanxo]

okay i know they went to university basically never because plot, but i'm forever amused by the idea of strangers seeing these two together and being baffled/wildly wrong about them

#yagami light #light yagami #L #l lawliet #death note #death note fanart #dn #jichanart #the contrast between them is just so fun #also. re: caption #i just imagine people being like “wow light is so considerate to be so friendly to someone that weird” #but in reality light cares more about L's opinion than everyone else's in the room combined #Two Very Normal Top Students Who Are Very Good Friends. Definitely #light being asked about L: “oh ryuzaki? he's a bit odd but he's a nice guy when you get to know him. smart too!” #light on the inside: I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM #these bitches are FAAAAAAKE so fake it's funny. so funny #L pretending he isn't annoying light on purpose and then light being forced to grin and bear it because they're in public