#like okay they had sex. and what?

[youaremysunshine-court]

Dislike how explicit bls have made it so its not a bl unless two men are ripping each others clothes off and fucking on every available surface in my opinion a true bl is where the symbolism is in how they drink their wine, if they talk about the red thread of fate, if flowers fall from the sky when they meet, and in how their hands brush one (1) time in episode 26

#kinnporsche has nothing on lwj and wwx on the steps of koi tower actually #and certainly its got nothing on wenzhou linking hands and drinking wine like theyre at their wedding #like okay they had sex. and what? #where are the memorable lines the way lwjs eyes tell you everything hes thinking the way wheb wkx says wife u know he means zzs is husband #like #this might be me being demi but can we go back to subtext i dont actually want to see some dude try to jack kinn off under a table with his #feet #i just want that 'subtlety' free had when they had rin do the anime girl love interest turn when haru professed his undying love #and i want the flirtation through poetry bc no one can say outright that they are flirting #also tian guan ci fu live action and s2 when i loved that #sharing bedrolls cleaning houses together the husband symbolism in ep 1 #excellent brilliant #link click? two guys living together going mad when ones in danger the tsundere one and the cutesy one !!! #what im getting at is i dont mind sexy scenes so long as theyre there for a reason and not just fanservice #and yes wwx shoving a sword up his ass did nothing for plot or symbolism BUT but we got a good 300 pages of pining BEFORE he did that #and when i see edits of mdzs its always the really loving scenes between them #but when i see kinnporsche edits its just them fucking ive seen way too much of those 2 men making out #and i dont like it #where is the emotional substance #like yeah we know wenzhou spent the rest of their days in that cave fucking like rabbits #but also we got 36 episodes and like 5 deaths at least out of it #like before you get to the sex #build up a good plot and good characters #idk #i miss old bls i guess i miss when bl meant boys LOVE not bloys LOVEMAKING is that so much to ask for

[shaykai]

Thinking about Gortash undressing Durge and trying to be sexy but he keeps finding weapons and poisons hidden all over their person

Like the first one he finds he’s like “hm, of course,” because duh of course a bhaalspawn has a hidden weapon on them, and the second one he’s like “a backup for your backup, very pragmatic of you” and then it just keeps going

#after the seventh dagger he’s like okay how many of these do you actually need what the fuck #and they’re like I’ve never had to use more than five honestly but I’m not removing any of them #they don’t even have sex they just spend the night letting gortash trying to find all of their weapons and laughigg by about it #durgetash #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[se-hos]

do you even like macdennis if you can't handle the fact that mac is also a piece of shit to dennis

#macdennis #iasip #like what are you even doing here lmao #mac literally sexually harasses dennis on the daily #he poisons him #he had a sex doll made of him?!?!?!??? #and he slept with his mom for gods sake #he's awful to him just like dennis is to him #that's why they're so good!!!!! #god i love childhood friends to.... whatever toxic codependent fuckery they've got going on lol #convinced some people only ship them bc they're canon (or have the potential to be canon whatever your take is) #you don't have to like every queer 'canon' ship it's okay lol #ds.txt

[vigilskeep]

the fact that leliana can be publicly known as mistress to the queen of ferelden. truly boggles the mind

#NO BC LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN? #ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY FERELDEN THINKS THATS OKAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? #CAILAN HAD TO BE DISCREET FERELDEN? MARIC HAVING A BASTARD WOULDVE SOMEHOW DISCREDITED ROWAN FERELDEN? #maybe its different for same sex relationships which would make sense but is also kind of funny #they said rights but for the gays only the rest of u are on ur own... #no wait she can probably also be introduced as mistress to male cousland married to anora right? #god. baffling #hot though

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

#da2 #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #listen in my defense..........i don't like bringing sebastian anywhere sksksks #okay look i seriously tried but every time i bring him somewhere i always think man i wish i had brought someone else #and also i do just forget about him! i finally added him to my party at one point and he had 24 points to spend... #that's how long i neglected him after i promised myself i was gonna use him more and then i didn't #it's not that i don't like sebastian as a character though i do tend to side eye him A LOT... it's just that i like everyone else more #even aveline like i'd take aveline over sebastian any day and that's saying something... or is it? i have a lot of feelings about aveline #whereas my feelings about sebastian could maybe fill a thimble...it doesn't help that in my canon run as a mage hawke #i romance anders and well... sebastian wants me to kill anders and my hawke is like 'do i approve of blowing up the chantry? complicated.' #'am i breaking up with anders for this? absolutely. do i still love him? mmhmmm. am i going to kill him sebby? i'd sooner set varric aflame #then sebastian threatens to bring an army to kirkwall and leaves so i can't say i have the greatest opinion on him #even the time where i did kill anders and he stayed in my party he was just... there #and then he glitched out and started t posing while asking if ed ever found out what anders wanted to do in the chantry so..... yeah #but even this playthrough where i'm playing as a lady warrior with a different personality and everything... i'd just rather use anyone els #also keep him away from bethany i do not approve sksksks she's too good for him #i want to understand and see the different angles of him like with the other companions but i've yet to convince myself to do it #also sebastian romancers out there can you like... explain? genuinely can you explain the appeal? i'm curious #because of all the love interests in da2 i look at sebastian and you'd think i'd maybe be more interested? but it's like... #i know about the chaste marriage and everything like that's fine i don't need sex to be a thing in the relationship but it feels less like #an asexual romance and more like... y'know... being with a priest and i guess that's just not one of my kinks? sksksks #i guess there's also the prince angle but i romanced alistair in dao and kept him a grey warden i don't really care about royalty power #and i don't have issues with him being a part of the chantry [well i do but yknow what i mean] since i romanced cullen in dai #and his whole deal with the chantry and magic and shit makes his romance interesting to me but sebastian is just.... a bit too much i think #i don't know i'd like to understand because i really don't but i also keep forgetting about him

[brbarou]

ik ik ik you said not to make you talk about this, but genuinely very curious, what's your beef w wintrow?

conveniently i was just telling @sonacava about this like. a couple of hours ago

#ask #i really liked the relationship he and etta had going on #until all of a sudden they're talking and wintrow is like Haha...i would sooo have sex with her and i was like oh. oh okay #that IS what we're doing after all. got it 👍 i'll make myself scarce #rote

[callixton]

WEIRD OLDER QUEERS I LOVE YOUUU

#this is a general statement #but also opened up feeld after like two weeks and immediately matched with this guy* who i immediately thought just had an awesome vibe #(is it bc he reminds me of philip sallon maybe. it’s okay i know my own red flags) #i don’t actually know what pronouns he uses. something to ask tomorrow #they’re also really not that old ftr they’re in their forties it’s just the difference in experience i mean #feel sort of excited abt the idea of pursuing gay sex for the first time in ages they just SO immediately met me at my level and made me #- feel so comfortable #we’ll see what comes of it i have a good feeling but even if it doesn’t work out i feel more optimistic moving forward #just a very nice change of pace to go oh that person looks cool. oh we get to talk. oh they are cool #me & my ex are also gonna do something at some point. i know he wants to it’s just a matter of stupid scheduling #anyway. more to the point. I LOVE SEEING QUEER PEOPLE LIVING & BEING HEALTHY & THEMSELVES #ted talks

[sadieshavingsex]

aaaaaaa so many years of my life secretly overrun by the private fear of everyone hating me if I revealed at all that I was a sexual being!!!! love the memories😀

#mine #exvangelical #sex therapy #sexually repressed #religious trauma #purity culture #ex fundie #ex christian #christian purity culture #relationship anxiety #man idk I was just thinking about this in the car like it’s crazy how many years of your life you were so anxious so often #in the back of your mind #and nobody knew and nobody helped and you just. had a huge ass secret that you constantly tried to confess appropriately #godddddd what is wrong with the world!!!!! #the way I imagine THRIVING if I had learned about sex in an age appropriate way with an accepting environment #holy shit like I just want to go back in time and shake myself and say ITS OKAY!!!!!! THIS THING THAT SEEMS SO BIG AND BAD. IS SO NORMAL. #YOURE OKAY!!!!!!!

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

what are you guys' headcanons about how timelords (or maybe the doctor/master in particular since theyre always special cases) scar?

i dont have any real thoughts yet but the two times it's come up in my fics now ive sorta gravitated to the idea that maybe they dont necessarily scar in the same way that theyre regenerated like, clara voice: whys it got lines on it? it's brand new. how can his hair be all grey? he just got it.

like i think maybe they come preloaded with a bunch of scars that they didnt necessarily get but it's just like every other part of their body like "who frowned me this face"

and then along with that, the same way that their hair barely grows, maybe they dont really get scars from injuries either. unless it's special cases. ive made 13 had a scar where 12 got shot by the cyberman once bc shes so like, stuck in all the trauma from that time so it shows on her body, but like im not married to that idea

im not married to any of this. not attached at all. i dont have a good reason for 'they dont scar' except for like i said it's like hair and stuff. im asking in case anyone had some actually fun ideas/headcanons. like something a bit more nyarlothepy

i also dont think it'd be like impossible for them to scar, the example i gave was crossregeneration but also just within one regeneration i think it can happen the same way their hair can grow but i think it'd take a bit of a special occasion. something thats gonna leave a lasting effect on them you know? otherwise regeneration stuff just smooths it over makes them look new again

especially the last version of the master i feel like he might have gotten some serious scars in his time spent on earth

#like if 13 had seen o naked and then later the master in potd for hate sex reasons idk she;d be like jesus christ #like okay this timeline is not how it works but i imagine he'd have all the scars from like all the killing rasputin attempts you know? #which is Not how the timeline works but VIBE WISE #i think hes very banged up #also do you ever think abt what it must be like to regenerate a body with all this apparent history #and you have history. but it never showed like this #or like the history you have doesnt directly correspond to the history that now shows on you #maybe you go looking for connections #things youve lived things you remember hurt you carry #go looking for in your body #regeneration embodiment is such a great subject to think about in general #wish i could do that

[fooltofancy]

there is Stuff going on inside this apartment building rn

#ambulance? #cop cars??? #lots of beeping noises #i'm not goin out there cause i'm a coward but WHAT is happening #i am already a horrible weird little ball of anxiety sorry if u have had to engage with me this week #could the flashing lights please go away #and also whoever the ambulance is for be okay #i dont think it's extremely serious because it's been here for like half an hour #but u know. #still not ideal #oh. 'she said no sex and he said otherwise so that's where we're at' #FUN CONVERSATIONS IN THE STAIRWELL

[maddy-ferguson]

fun fact about me: i'm insecure about so many random things that i've never flipped anyone off in my 22 years of life because i think my middle finger looks awkward and ugly by itself

#and like i say: brf slt #i felt like this especially when i would have been likely to do it semi-regularly like in middle school. but like i was thinking about this #the other day and i did it in front of a mirror just to check and it looked as bad as i remember like it's just not for me #i have a story abour middle fingers though or just about what one would call the finger #when i was in what an american would call the 5th grade (i can never do when i was x years old because it's not an accurate representation #of the class i was in since i skipped a grade and the grade is what matters more to me. when i was 9 and my friends were 10 i was saying) #we would always play this game called girls catch guys or guys catch girls where the girls would run after the guys and like tap them on #the shoulder and then they would go to prison and they would line up and another guy could set them free by like touching one of the #prisoners it was a very fun game except it's way more fun to be like the ones getting caught than to be the ones catching and we would #ALWAYS play girls catching guys and it was very unfair we would be like okay in the morning we do guys catching girls in the afternoon #girls catching guys so it's fair like normal system but the guys NEVER wanted to do it (and we would always give in because like we still #wanted to play ig and idk guys. female socialization) they never wanted to be the ones doing the catching it was so unfair because we also #didn't like it as much and we did it all the time? #and i remember this one morning we were fighting about this we had literally all agreed that it was fair this way but they didn't want to #do it and my second best male friend flipped me and my best (female) friend off and (very #important detail) he did it with both of his hands so like two middle fingers and i don't know why because i'm not even sure that that's a #thing but one middle finger meant fuck you and two middle fingers meant go fuck yourself and to us that was very different? and i remember #my friend and i we like knew what it meant but for some reason we were like. he did do the one finger before doing the two does this mean #he...loves us because it literally means he wants to have sex with us #but what's funny is we never talked to him again after that and i don't even know why that was our last straw because i remember i #genuinely liked him before that like i said he was my second best male friend! so like maybe sixth best friend overall that's not bad #and he's not the only guy friend who flipped us off that year like it was so random to stop talking to him after that😭 #like he was an actual enemy we really did not like him we talked about him in letters we'd give each other using a nickname etc #and what's even funnier is in our last year of middle schoold FOUR YEARS AFTER THIS a friend of a friend told him he should become friends #with well my friend and he was like hm i don't think so have you seen who she hangs out with? marianne *last name* like why do YOU hate #me😭 it was so funny like wdym it was mutual this whole time. i had literally moved on by then i didn't even care about hating him #anymore like wow...i think he's the only person i hated who actually hated me back

[aviangrian]

thank god chappell roan didn’t release good luck babe in summer 22!

#i unfortunately had a homoerotic female friendship that ended abruptly and tragically #she was my best friend for YEARS like we met when we were 11 #i knew i was queer pretty early on but it’s so painfully obvious in hindsight how badly she was repressing everything #we fell asleep together she liked every guy i liked she was invested in every female situationship i had #like it was so painfully obvious what we were but we were just an undefined weird tension homoerotic pair of besties! #she always wanted to know every detail of my sex life w women refused to hear about the men i was w #she would hold me when we watched movies she wanted to do everything w me and she hated me after we graduated hs! #last conversation was on her birthday haven’t spoken to her once since #this song has sent me into a 3 day spiral session if you can’t tell 😭 #never fully gotten over her but i see her post w her new friends at her school 6 hours away like cool cool okay #you’re going to ignore i ever existed instead of confronting your feelings okay! don’t know why she wants nothing to do w me anymore tho #crazy stuff it’s been a year and a half since we stopped being friends but i think about her a lot and i wonder if she thinks about me #i have 2 playlists about her she still follows me on spotify but she didn’t even wish me a happy birthday #at the end of the day i hope she figures everything out. you’re nothing more than his wife and all that #this song THIS SONG SHE WONT LEAVE MY MIND #probably delete later. we’ll see cause all my friends are sick of hearing me talk about her but i can’t stop she’s been in my mind since #this song dropped so thanks chappell 🥹🥹🫡

[wikipediary]

Don’t wanna be ‘friends’ (using this term extremely loosely) with this one girl i’m in the same cohort/course with…her belief system + the way she perceives other people and the world is so…i cannot think of a better word so: SHUDDERING. but she’s friends with my circle of cohort/friends so she’ll always be in my circle…?

#she cheated with her ex when her ex already had a new girlfriend and she didn’t feel any remorse at all #she justified her cheating by saying sex is just sex w/her ex & that she wanted her ex’s gf (which she hasn’t even met or known) to feel the #(same things she did hurt; betrayed; cheated on) and i’m like. you’re a fucking cheater? that’s so horrible for you to do? #you don’t even know this girl? she came to be with ur ex in an appropriate way? wdym she deserves to be cheated on because you did… #BY ANOTHER MAN? not even this specific ex? #literally so insane. and she’s like: im going to therapy blah blah blah but clearly you lack the respect and consciousness #me and my friend who listened to her said that she should confess that they cheated with each other to the poor girl but she’s like… #‘not my business’ uhm the fuck it is? you were a third party. and saying that the boy should be the one confessing…uhm WHY NOT U BOTH? #and their relationship (ex and girl) CONTINUED even after the fact and they broke up only recently (early march) and idk if the girl knew #like. truly. i’ve never met someone so incredibly…vile? i guess? what’s a better word for it 😭 #and what’s also so inappropriate about her is that she has like a bf and she keeps droning on about her ex like rent free in her mind #keeps flirting w other men; looking at them and saying she has crushes and all that and want to make a move. like. YOU HAVE A BF? #i don’t wanna be near someone like that. and what’s unfortunate is my close friend is close with her so i’m a ‘friend’ BY association #and that friend of mine also can’t disentangle herself from her bec she’s her first ever friend in uni lmao. so there’s sentimentality there #& we talked abt this w each other; how disappointing it was for her to be like that. and how my friend feels she’s complacent in being okay #with cheating (but she’s not) and i’m like…ugh. #probably one of the worst people i’ve ever met i’m so sorry to say that genuinely. when i’m with her in a grp (i NEVER hang out w her alone) #i feel like my principles r being hijacked and violated and being engulfed by something i’ve kept myself away from lol

[timelord-of-the-moon]

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#okay so this may look like a vent post but its not everything is fune #fine #well actually ive been working 65 hour work weeks the past few weeks and have another one coming up so not realy but im well adjusted #but anyways #my actors on my current show are hilarious #the show is lehman trilogy which is a 3 hour long show about capitalism that makes no points and is very pretentious #anyways this would have been a terrible experience if my actors werent so fucking great to be around #and also i had to actually take over the assistant stage manager position of this show from someone #and she was kind of a brat when she was teaching me stuff and didnt tell me everything so #anyways #this is kind of vulgar but one of my actors is sick and the others were like asking him what he can and cant do #and hes like i cant have sex and idk how they got to this but he was like but i do still have myself from time to time #as in masterb*tion #that started this whole thing where they keep on saying having myself / have yourself #and its the fucking funnest goddamn thing to me honestly #i aint never heard someone reffer to masterb*tion as having yourself #during our intermissions they kept on saying lines from the show but chaging things to having youself #like one line is now if you'll excuse me i must take my leave #now if you'll excuse me I'll go have myself #and i have this problem where when im alone i say a lot of things under my breath and i keep on saying varations of phrase with have youself #it's an earworm honestly i cant stop thinking about it #so fucking funny to me

[hypervoxel]

Okay some people talk about asexuality in a way that makes me really wonder about their views on allosexual people too. Like. Some of the things people are saying or writing are so weird. This is too vague, oh well. It's the framing of one-sided unwanted attraction or unwanted romantic/sexual actions like they're worse, so much worse because Alastor is ace. Like, you know harassment is still bad even if the victim could be attracted to the perpetrator, right? Even if they are attracted to the person harassing them, it's still horrifying.

#yikes™ #vent #okay so. i read darkfic‚ that's on me. i have seen multiple - and noped right the fuck out each time - that implied #it even Blatantly Said - that Alastor being sexually assaulted was worse bc he's asexual and would never want that at all #like if you're trying to rant about the idea that having sex will 'fix' an ace person‚ that is still sooo poorly phrased #why should other characters feel that suddenly the act of rape is worse because the victim was sex repulsed and got no enjoyment from it?? #what do you think they feel about allosexual rape victims and survivors??? #are they dismissive of anyone who was raped by their partner while they were in a relationship? #I am still so heated over this #and some things people say like Alastor being so uncomfortable with Vox's obsessive crush on him *because* he's ace #like anyone else has never had to deal with someone else having unreturned feelings for them #I'm not phrasing everything beautifully in my vent post either but ugh #personal

[beastking-golion]

Finished my run of Mortum’s romance and.

#full spoilers in these tags here my guys #fhr #fallen hero retribution #fhr spoilers #fallen hero retribution spoilers #okay so 1. love this gal she’s so awesome and knowing she vented to her friend about our dumbass decisions makes me weirdly happy #you are so girlboss mortum #anyways 2. shes so lovey dovey and the fact she takes the time to keep you comfortable first is sooooo ❤️ #her specifically getting cozy with you only after establishing you’re comfortable is so sweet of her #dont ‘bar is on the floor’ me btw because I have another piece to that in why it makes me so emotional #gonna talk about dubious consent here for a second so BIG warning okie? okie. #3. the scene after you reveal yourself as a regene to her and she asks why you had sex with her and you explain how you do things- #for humans because that’s what you were built to do meaning you acted for her desires not your own meaning she ‘pushed’ you into doing it #that was so devastating and I mean specifically for her as someone who clearly values consent a shit ton #yes you may have liked it but you did it cause you thought it would make her happy not because you wanted it like oh my god that hurts #she prolly understands regenes at least to some sort of degree shes a smart well connected woman so learning your bf is actually a regene- #has gotta have so many cogs and questions and worries shooting through her mind #you were made to serve humans you were controlled and abused by doctors like her you clearly fear her to some aspect #its heart breaking because of how much love she shows you and how much love she just has in general even as a villain #sorry yall I just can’t stop thinking about that scene like that had to have been so harrowing for her #it’s not your fault mortum you literally couldn’t have known even if you tried because our ass is so secretive #but it felt like it left off on a hopeful note #you both understand things so deeply about each other now and you can rebuild #start over and try again in a better safer way #one where you’re honest with her #AAWASG TH GFHFHFNGN it was really good it was so good #love that gal mortum so much #built out of love and vinegar she’s so awesome sauce #and with that I’ve played all the fhr2 romances #I can’t decide which romance is my favorite but I know which is my least (and it’s not my bbg mortum love ya)