I'm so angry I could piss glue
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You say the ocean's rising
Like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending
Honey, it already did
You've not gonna slow it
Heaven knows you try
Got it?
Good.
Now,
Get inside
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......
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.... maybe I become Meguca
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Do not pass bro the blunt he will make madoka fanart!!! 😭😭
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yaaay doomed yuri
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What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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data star trek big momster energy
someones probably done this already but ehatever i had fun
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i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
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