#like ‘how dare????¿¿?’

[twistedappletree]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #he always looks so grumpy when WWX makes him feel things lmao #like ‘how dare????¿¿?’ #when they were younger ofc #older wangxian is so openly corny it makes me wanna barf #i love it #gif #twitter #apple memes 🍎

[saltpepperbeard]

going fucking bonkers going bananas going INSANE [x]

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Taika Waititi #Rhys Darby #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Edit #I AM TREMBLING #SHAKING SO SO HARD #HOW DARE THEY DO THIS #I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO PASS OUT LMAO #THIS IS TOO MUCH TO PROCESS AFTER YESTERDAY #GOD!!!!!!!!!! #THAT LAST GIF TOO LIKE #GOD HDFJKDHLJKDHGLJKDHGLDKG

[jay-wasstuff]

The 'own way' Vanessa spoke of:

#she was funny. but not funny haha. funny weird. #'how dare you endanger your sister' like sis your father has done more than endanger children but go off on the broke guy trying to make it #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #vanessa monroe #elizabeth afton #josh hutcherson #elizabeth lail #william afton #halloween #spooky season #fnaf movie spoilers

[ozlices]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

#mine #watcher #sorry this is hopefully my last post but this pretention grated me #& im floored nobody has mentioned it #like sincerely how fucking dare you? what the fuck is wrong with you? #how far up your ass is that building long stick??? #not to mention youtube is 18 fucking years old. #it is literally statistically impossible for a website as huge as youtube is to exist that long #& never have any 'tv quality' content on it. be mother fucking serious. #many ytbers were recognized by entertainment industry marvels BECAUSE they made content that was already tv quality #fuck off.

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

Really fucked up actually that the "you are valid" culture which, usefulness and uh, validity thereof aside, was intended to provide some some perspective for people who may have been blamed for harmless things they could not control morphed into "if strangers on the internet do not constantly tell me I'm good and perfect they are the oppressor" and "even constructively and gently telling me that I hold some power and responsibility to seek a better situation is an unspeakably cruel act."

#personally i'm :/ on the you are valid culture in general but like. i can see it could have value in specific circumstances #but it's really at this point HOW DARE YOU NOT VALIDATE MY EVERY BREATH and as such useless and dumb

[akanemnon]

To be fair, she found the letter on the floor of the school hallway...

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #undertale #utdr #crossover #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #deltarune fanart #undertale fanart #kris dreemurr #frisk #susie deltarune #alphys #well at least there was no cross dimensional shipping arc #but it sure bamboozled susie #the toriel not wanting kids to pass love letters in school is also a little reference #mainly to how she made Alphys change her desktop background #or how the dreemurrs went to chuch almost every day after bratty convinced asriel to give her his first kiss in truth or dare #she's got good intentions #but just likes to go a little overboard sometimes #kris your pica is showing again #just because the letter smells like sushi doesn't mean it tastes like it too

[bizarrelittlemew]

Stede facing the crew after finding out about their (attempted) murder of Ed

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #ofmd 2x3 #stede bonnet #izzy hands #rhys how fucking dare you this devastated me #experiencing shrimp emotions about this #it's like he can see how they felt they had no other choice #but he has nothing to say to them #just that fucking look containing a mix of emotions i can't convey via text

[lix-ables]

his fingers find their way to settle on your ass, giving it a squeeze. you're perched on his lap, his stomach to be exact, your fingers teasing his cock in front of you. you somehow managed to get free during the night to meet him, and he comes over, only to lay in your bed and suggest eating you out. nothing too out of the blue, you've been playing this game for a while now. the whole friends with benefits, him coming over to relieve his tension by getting you off, or you going back to his place with him ( where you don't even make it out of the car because of his oh so many thoughts of railing into you while his hands grip onto the steering wheel in front of him ).

"let me see you," he manages to let out between breaths, his voice getting low when your nail 'accidentally' scrapes along his length, making him groan – that delicious sound leaving his lips whenever he gets frustrated with your teasing. "fuck, let me see you, baby." his face is so dangerously close to your centre, and he can see you playing with yourself, teasing yourself and torturing him, while touching him slowly. every time he tries to lean forward to get a taste, either your sleep shorts are in the way, or you keep inching forward, rubbing yourself against his body, feeling his movements under you.

"do yourself a favour, and sit on my face yeah?" he calls out, and at the corner of your eye you can see his hand stroke circles onto your skin, while his other hand grips the sheets below. his hips buck up into your hand as you play with his tip, pre-cum ready to be licked off. "stop fucking with me, sweetheart."

"mmmmm, but look at how pretty your cock is in my hand," you whimper, stroking his length as your tongue darts out to lick a long stripe of his cock. "it's going to look a lot more prettier fucking your mouth," he grunts when you take in the tip of his length, while your fingers cover the rest of it, playing with his balls. "that's it, fuck that's good. do that again, baby." you pull away just when he's damn near close to letting his whole cock in your mouth, and his fingers land on your ass once again, grabbing it. "fucking brat."

note. we're ok 👍🏽👍🏽 this man is just ,, wrecking me and my brain left right and centre. also you're welcome, please SUFFER W ME — this is me calling all chan whores, hoes, enthusiasts, and anyone in between including myself

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#( fuck him and his bf ass material LIKE SIR HOW DARE YOU LOOK SO HOT UGH ) #stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids hard hours #stray kids scenarios #stray kids x reader #chan x reader #chan imagines #chan scenarios #chan smut #bang chan x reader #bang chan smut #bang chan scenarios

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #Author Has No Plan And It’s Causing Her Problems #how dare you call me out like this #it’s not like I’ve been staying up an extra hour every night trying to write a single one shot #bc the only time my fucking brain wants to come up with the next part of the plot #is when im already cozy in bed and halfway to being asleep

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

me 🤝 eddie munson

being absolutely obsessed with steve harrington and unable to comprehend how no one else is

#love steddie where eddie is like. just the biggest wife guy #just completely unable to see flaws in steve like dustin will be like i love him but he's kind of dumb #and eddie is like ??? how dare you????? he's baby?????? #mike is like i don't get why you two are dating you're so cool and steve's so lame #and eddie's like how???? are you so wrong??????? and then a meteor mysteriously hits mikes character next dnd session #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson

[tubbytarchia]

maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers

#once again struggling so hard with the human anatomy but we pull through!! Practise makes perfect!! #rancher duo #team ranchers #tango tek #jimmy solidarity #trafficblr #trafficshipping #how dare you douse tango in water /lh. I'm only forgiving you because it made me think of more rancher fluff #I desperately want Jimmy to absentmindedly play with Tango's tail and I desperately want Tango to like that. He gets to purr as a treat #he's messing Jimmy's feathers the fuck up but its okay. boyfriend priveleges #tubby art

[jay-wasstuff]

Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live

#no because what did he expect of Miles??? 😭 #man said “how dare you still want your father present in your life!? like u had him for 15 get over it u selfish bitch” #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman atsv #atsv spoilers #atsv #oscar issac #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse

[gouinisme]

uhm. jarchivist

#managed to sueeze this between studying for tests and doomscrolling #i might shade it one day but it's just a silly meme i shant spend too much time on a meme again #is there too much noise? is he even visible? we'll see #we love to put small details into something just to deep fry the shit out of it until it's unrecognizable #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma #the magnus archives #tma jon #jarchivist #krita #jon sims fanart #fada.art #my art #the admiral #how dare i forget the admiral #i should've made him even bigger #when alasdair stuart said the admiral is so big he looks like a fucked up dog

[clown-owo]

🤨

bonus:

#good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens #good omens season 2 #goodomensedit #aziraphale #crowley #og post #gifs #the thesis of this gifset is: #“aziraphale lies BADLY to crowley's FACE repeatedly for no reason and crowley ALWAYS takes him at his word #but crowley's the demon so he's the one who lies. apparently" #i just think its hilarious #and the fact that crowley doesn't notice aziraphale lying despite the fact he knows how he lies (see: Job) because “why would he lie to ME” #i don't think crowley thinks the inverse of aziraphale (“you're an angel. its not what you do”) because he KNOWS he lied to heaven #(again see:Job) #this took so fucking long i'd open photoshop and my computer would shit itself #even worse if i dare opened a longer video to make into several gifs #sacrificed my Firefox window to my computer like a newborn lamb so that photoshop may live but it barely even helped #apparently i do NOT have the needed ram for gifmaking #i mean i did do it. i completed it. but still #though it worked a bit better after i restarted my computer. so. maybe i should do that more frequently lmao #i tried to include “i'm a demon. i lied” but it just did not. fit. quite right

[hualianschild]

#vs that ultimate simp king self #he is a god tho ? almost #every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head #like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ??? #he's such a gemini (just like me fr) #also let me give you a big hug you cute hater #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #text post meme #hob

[redrobin-detective]

Simon Petrikov really is the dad of all time.

Continuing my Adventure Time binge and I got to the Gunter/Orgalorg bits. Ice King took this horrible, cruel alien menace who's been seeking ultimate power for millennia and loved him, cuddled him, disciplined him (sometimes undeservedly) and overall sucked him into his deluded family unit. He did this for so long that when Gunter finally was given a chance for ultimate power -via the wishing crown - he chose instead to become Ice Thing. To become like his dad.

Simon dadded so hard that he turned two eldritch beings with capacity for immense destruction into daddies girls.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #Im shook #also how dare people leave Gunter out when mentioning Simons kids #hes got Marcy Finn Fionna Gunter and like 40 other penguins #Does Simon have partial custody of the other penguins?? #did Ice Thing ask Simon to walk him down the aisle #that man girl daded so much he averted the apocalypse twice #i just woke up from a nap but I need to lie down