#let them be dumbasses

[m0mj34ns]

i drawled rhem again👍

#that one dumbass promo photo bc who let them????? #community tv #community #abed nadir #troy barnes #jeff winger #trobed #community nbc #annie edison #my art #britta perry

[dizzybizz]

sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and #oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me. #wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck #theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O #my art #i keep nearly forgetting that tag help??? #ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth #oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head.. #there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭 #im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really #i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in #2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help

[archdevilsupreme]

It is, by far, way too funny to me how I've been confused about Karlach's inventory for god knows how long before realising what's wrong. I was convinced it was the game being bugged since she can carry like 250kg.

Then I realised... she's been carrying around Cazador's corpse all this time. This shit is so funny to me because can you imagine a group of 4 people walking around Baldur's Gate, just casually dragging the corpse of a vampire lord along with them as a sign of dominance (and forgetfulness of said vampire corpse).

#this is too fucking funny to me #how could i completely forget about this corpse in my inventory #astarion's probably thinking 'pls just let us leave this fuckhead in the blazing sun' #i tried this and nothing happened #then i just casually tucked him into my inventory again #karlach's thinking smth like 'pls let us burn him I hate carrying around enslavers' #so now that i know of this corpse's existence i begin plotting a fitting burial #and it's gonna be so disrespectful we'll all love it #i also took this fuckhead with me cause i usually loot such dumbasses naked and leave them laying but i wanted smth special #+ i couldn't loot his clothes #little fun fact: in actual life i truly arrange people's burials #baldur's gate 3 #fun #karlach #bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #cazador szarr #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii

[merdie]

cringe fail losers my beloved

#i get so sad when i see ppl re design usagi for rottmnt when yuichi is RIGHT THERE 😭😭😭 #hes so sillay no one understands me #PLEASE GOD WATCH USAGI CRONICLES #ITS SO CUTE #my art #leosagi #rottmnt #leonardo #yuichi usagi #the usagi cronicles #yuichi is just as goofy as leo let them be crazy together #i just dont like stoic usagi im sorry hes a badass but SOOOOO GOOFY #dumbass yuichi >>>>>>>> cool yuichi

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Good Omens incorrect quotes:

Aziraphale: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Crowley, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

~

Aziraphale: Violence isn't the answer.

Crowley: You’re right.

Aziraphale: *sighs in relief*

Crowley: Violence is the question.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Aziraphale, running after them: NO-

~

Aziraphale: Do you take constructive criticism?

Crowley: I only take cash or credit.

~

Aziraphale: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Crowley: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

~

Aziraphale: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Crowley: What did you do?

Aziraphale: Nobody died.

Crowley: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

~

Aziraphale: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Crowley: Killed without hesitation.

Aziraphale: No.

~

*how season 3 should start*

Aziraphale: Top 30 reasons why Aziraphale is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Crowley: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

~

Crowley: You're right.

Aziraphale: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

~

Beelzebub: I’m going to take you out

Gabriel: great, it’s a date!

Beelzebub: I meant that as a threat.

Gabriel: See you at five!

~

Crowley: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Gabriel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

~

Beelzebub: I made tea.

Crowley: I don’t want tea.

Beelzebub: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Crowley: Then why are you telling me?

Beelzebub: It is a conversation starter.

Crowley: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Beelzebub: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

~

Aziraphale: This is bothering me.

Crowley: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Aziraphale: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

~

Aziraphale: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Gabriel, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: fsh

~

Crowley: God, give me patience.

Gabriel: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Crowley: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

~

Aziraphale: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Crowley: That's why I carry two swords.

~

Gabriel: So what’s for dinner?

Beelzebub, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

~

Muriel: Why are you on the floor?

Crowley: I'm depressed.

Crowley: Also I was stabbed, can you get Aziraphale, please.

~

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Fell please come to the front desk?

Aziraphale, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Crowley and Muriel

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Crowley and Muriel, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Aziraphale: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

~

Muriel: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Crowley: The cow???

Muriel: What?

Aziraphale: Crowley, W H Y?

~

Aziraphale: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Crowley?

Crowley: … No.

Muriel: I do!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

Muriel: I’m sad!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

~

Muriel: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Crowley: The car takes a screenshot.

Aziraphale: For the last time, get the fuck out.

~

Crowley: Aziraphale and I don’t use pet names.

Nina: I see. Hey, what are those things with the halos called again??

Crowley: Angel?

Aziraphale: Yes, dear?

Crowley:

Nina: Don't ever lie to my face again.

~

Muriel: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Crowley: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Aziraphale isn’t

~

Aziraphale: We need a distraction.

Crowley: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Muriel, whispering: My time has come

~

Aziraphale: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Muriel: Okay, but in my defense, Mr. Crowley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Aziraphale: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

~

Aziraphale: Crowley, keep an eye on Gabriel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Crowley: Sure, I’d love to see Gabriel get punched.

Aziraphale: Try again.

Crowley, sighing: I will stop Gabriel from getting punched.

~

Maggie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Crowley: I'm a knife.

Aziraphale, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

~

Aziraphale, driving Crowley and Muriel: So how was your day?

Muriel: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: We almost got kidnapped.

Aziraphale: Oh, okay.

Aziraphale: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?

~

Aziraphale: You have to apologize to Gabriel

Crowley: Fine.

Crowley: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

~

Crowley: Hey angel,

Aziraphale: Yes?

Crowley: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Where’s Gabriel?

~

Aziraphale: WHY. why did you give Muriel a KNIFE?!

Crowley: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Aziraphale: Now I feel unsafe!

Crowley: I’m sorry.

Crowley: ... would you like a knife?

~

Muriel: Hey, Mr. Crowley? Can I get some dating advice?

Crowley: Just because I’m with Aziraphale doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

~

Aziraphale: Crowley and I are having a baby.

Muriel: That's gre-

Aziraphale, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

~

Muriel: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Crowley: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Aziraphale: In that case, we're definitely lost

~

Muriel: What do you think Mr. Crowley will do for a distraction?

Aziraphale: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Aziraphale: ... or they could do that.

~

Aziraphale: I trust Crowley.

Muriel: You think they know what they're doing?

Aziraphale: I wouldn't go that far.

~

Aziraphale: While I’m gone, Muriel, you’re in charge.

Muriel: Yes!!!

Aziraphale, whispering: Crowley, you’re secretly in charge.

Crowley: Obviously.

~

Aziraphale: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Crowley: *turning to Gabriel* How tall are you?

#featuring a lot of inneffable husbands #Crowley and Aziraphale being Muriel’s parents essentially #Aziraphale refusing to let Crowley drive with Muriel in the car #a tiny bit of inneffable bureaucracy #a whole lot of Crowley openly hating Gabriel now that he can’t get smited for that #bad influence Crowley #Maggie and Nina supporting the dumbass gays #they/them Crowley and Muriel #and just Crowley being my favorite character #maddy’s thoughts (taken straight from the brain) #good omens #good omens 2 #inneffable husbands #inneffable bureaucracy #incorrect good omens quotes

[vilsoo]

my mutuals (majority that had bigger blogs) have all been dropping like dead flies because of a toxic, pathetic writer on this app that drove all them off. rip to munsonsins, getoswhore, kazushawty, literally everyone. and those that have heen affected yet still continue to stay on this app, i hope you’re all doing fine. but these ppl were driven off all because of jealousy reasons, false plagiarism accusations, death threats, cyberbullying, you fucking name it. we lose so much good works and genuine people on here that created their own platforms for the purposes of consuming fanfiction/writing fanfiction 😐 but since they were being dragged into discourse with a certain someone on this app, it’s crazy how their followers dickride the shit out of that thing and send hate/death threats to them through anon like wowww. 😹

#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk. #tw discourse #now what i don’t fucking understand is just letting the large amount of followers you have getting into your head #becoming all egotistical and treat every innocent writer on here like they’re fucking inferior to you #you are a grown ass 25 year old woman that likes to age up minors and write some fucked up smut about them #imagine having to choose between the struggles of acting like a child or sexualizing a child???? #also #i really dgaf about the excuse of them being “fictional” like #dont be a fucking dumbass and justify that shit to me on anon #cuz all you’ll be talking to is a brick wall

[alpacacare-archive]

#what can i even add to this #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #sorry for tagging all of them i dont want anyone to feel left out #this stupid idea plagued and haunted me and it would not let me rest until i spent half of my day off drawing it #u decide if he actually fucks or not #who cares #^happened before medic and heavy started.. *looks around* ... holding hands. #suggestive #cw suggestive #i love smart dumbasses

[padfoot0216]

(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)

Buck - I know this looks bad-

Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!

Carlos - How is that even possible?

Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Eddie - You we’re with TK

TK - I was also left unsupervised.

Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.

#carlos reyes #tk strand #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 on fox #911 lone star #buddie #tarlos #incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 lone star incorrect quotes #don’t let tk and Buck in the same room #Carlos knows his boyfriend is a dumbass #Eddie knows his boyfriend is a dumbass #Evan Buckley is a trouble magnet #tk strand is a trouble magnet #don’t leave them alone together #buck x eddie #tk x carlos

[magnusthepuppet]

hm. interesting (i’m going insane)

gif by @figmentof

#cooooool cool cool cool cool #i’m normal ! #my dumbass never stays past the credits #so my first exposure to this clip was a gif on tumblr……. #THE WHIPLASH #‘let’s take things slow’ #immediately sees them about to fuck #😭😭😭 #i’m cheering for them in every way possible #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #!!! #‘spoilers’ we all knew they’d fuck nasty this season don’t lie /lh #ed teach #stede bonnet #ed x stede #blackbonnet #gentlebeard

[shallowseeker]

Cas being mean to Sam is hilarious, really

So. This is what happens when Cas is alone with Sam, and Sam starts pushing.

Cas does the Cas equivalent of "Shut up, Sam."

Sam gets annoyed by Cas's annoyance. And that makes Cas even more annoyed, so he uses smaller words and simpler metaphors—a little dig at Sam's approach, I think.

13x18 Bring em Back Alive

#and cas's use of force wasn't a GOOD IDEA EITHER #garbriel shrieked and ran away #but i just think it's funny how cas gets easily annoyed with sam too #when jack isn't around to put the nice dad face on for #and when dead isn't around to be dutiful husband for #cas returns to his old ways #and sam gets annoyed RIGHT BACK #I LOVE THEM #spn 13x18 #cas is so dumb too like stop pushing his emotions sam #we have to use FORCE lets force feed him #…dumbasses

[laz-kay]

One overly specific thing I need from Bob’s is for Jimmy Jr and Jocelyn to hang out more. They’re both such dumbasses who’ve clearly known each other for a long time, and they’ve never seen the other in a romantic light. Let them be besties, your honour🥺

#I mean look at them #they’re so stupid #dumbass teens #they have 0 brain cells between them and that’s okay #let them hang out dammit #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers gif #jimmy jr pesto #jimmy jr #jocelyn bobs burgers

[pcktknife]

i cant stand stupid ppl bro

#twt artist(?) makes an edit of a habbo hotel character meant to be black and miss vivs dumbass fans talkin abt it looks stereotypical #noticeable lips brown skin and a curlier hair texture are stereotypical features for black people to have??? its over we're done for #i have no interest in talking about the numerous discourses around habbo i just saw a tweet that made me mad as they tend to do #and the idea of 'well not all black ppl have these features so portraying one with them must be stereotypical' what are we talking about. #not all black people have curly hair and dark skin so lets keep the bitch ambiguous. alright 🚶🏾 #kae.txt #using habbo hotel as a sub in phrase so sorry to habbo hotel fans 🔥🙏🏾

[introspectivememories]

roger who's nickname for buggy was "junebug" cause they found him in june and his hair is the same color.... buggy who hates it at first until he's climbing into his captain's bed at night bc of a nightmare and his captain says ever so softly, "oh junebug, c'mere"..... the nickname getting adopted by everyone on the crew until nobody calls him buggy anymore..... them meeting up with thr whitebeard pirates and getting irrationally jealous when the whitebeards use the nickname bc that's their nickname and who the fuck do these people think they are getting so close to their junebug.... rouge who has never met buggy calling him junebug in her head.... roger whose last words to buggy that fateful day before loguetown was "you shine like the sun, junebug. never stop"..... buggy who waits for years after the execution for a call from one of his former crew members, hoping every time the den-den one day it'll be rayleigh or seagull or gaban or sunbell on the other side with a familiar "hey junebug", except no one ever calls and the years go by and buggy slowly learns to stop waits, and gives on being the roger's junebug and learns how to be buggy the clown, buggy the genius jester, buggy the immortal, everything and anything other than junebug

#the thing about buggy is that he is always loved but never enough yknow? #and he'll never be his dad's junebug again and it kills him some days #he'll never argue with shanks again and have rayleigh come and break them apart with a 'junebug! shanks! enough you're both dumbasses' #toki-neesan will never let him curl up with momo and hiyori again #those days are over and yet somedays he looks in the mirror and he is still 14 wtching his captain's head hit the ground with a splat #he is still 12 watching his dad walk away from them and knowing in his heart that this was the end #he is still 8 and climbing onto his new home and when his captain asks for his name he says 'buggy sir' and capt laughs and says #'what an ordinary name for a boy like you!' as shanks look ready to well shank capt for the perceived slight against buggy #he is still 8 and sitting on captain's shoulders as his dad says 'do you see how beautiful she is junebug? you carry her with you' #he'll never be junebug again but by god he wants it so badly he thinks he'll die from the ache of it #(junebug is dead and has been dead for a long time but smtimes when he sits by shanks and they're sharing a drink as they carefully tiptoe #around certain topics; shanks'll just Look at him and for one soft gut-wrenching moment junebug is alive again #and then the moment passes and they're back to being buggy and shanks: two broken men desperately trying to make sense of the cards #gave them) #op buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #gol d. roger #roger pirates #anyway how y'all doin?

[nightgoodomens]

I’d watch anything with the two of them but this does sound bloody fantastic.

#also I’m having certain thoughts about certain things happening in the last few days #but I think I need to keep them to myself #but hmm yeah #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #Michael sheen #David Tennant #dear directors please let them play together

[yrieso]

just imagining being lo'ak and watching your older brother bleed out right in front of you and your parents. you literally have his blood on your hands, your mom is sobbing and screaming in grief, and right before your dad goes to save your sisters from meeting the same fate as your brother, he tells you to stay (with the dead body!) because "you've done enough." it only amplifies lo'ak feeling like neteyam's death is his fault. and while he looks at the bloody body of his now dead brother, lo'ak thinks back to the last minutes of neteyam's life. specifically, the last words he said to lo'ak directly. he used some of his last breaths to look at lo'ak and tell him

"i've been shot, dumbass."

#i mean technically i think it was suppose to be more of a 'moron' than a 'dumbass' however #i think it's very funny to think of such a sad and emotional moment and then remember the last thing neteyam ever said to lo'ak #was calling him a dumbass LMAO #to be fair. i have 3 brothers and i would also; depending on context; let my last words to them be #'stop cheering i've been shot you DUMBASS. you BAFOON' #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar: the way of water #avatar: the way of water spoilers #yriesodottumblrdotcom

[kusuokisser]

oomf is slowly converting me to torisai.. like. yeah... youre right... they are total losers.... total losers in love.....yeah..

#i like them specifically where tori has a major crush on saiki but saiki weirdly doesnt mind #technically that wouldnt be torisai i guess since its one sided but i think it could develop maybe #maybe if i convert more i will enjoy them more as a mutual crush but in the present moment they are so cringefail #que sequence of tori trying to charm saiki (it fails miserably) #{hey saiki.. heh... lets just say... saw two guys kissing and thought of you...} #[?? that's gross. kissing is gross. you're gross.] #{oh.. yeah man..... im gonna go.. flirt with that girl over there......... yeah..} #[???] #tori runs off to miko and cries dramatically #psychickers all having various degrees of a crush on saiki but he looks at all of them eith contempt and nothing more #tori organizes fake club meetings at cafes and shit as a way to get 1on1 time with saiki #dumbass doesnt account for the fact that saiki knows what hes up to and can just. cancel. #he doesn't though. for the sweets. definitely just for thr sweets... no other reason... #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #kusuo #saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #torisai #toritsuka reita #reita toritsuka #saiki x toritsuka