#don’t leave them alone together

[padfoot0216]

(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)

Buck - I know this looks bad-

Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!

Carlos - How is that even possible?

Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Eddie - You we’re with TK

TK - I was also left unsupervised.

Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.

#carlos reyes #tk strand #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 on fox #911 lone star #buddie #tarlos #incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 lone star incorrect quotes #don’t let tk and Buck in the same room #Carlos knows his boyfriend is a dumbass #Eddie knows his boyfriend is a dumbass #Evan Buckley is a trouble magnet #tk strand is a trouble magnet #don’t leave them alone together #buck x eddie #tk x carlos

[agentmarcuspike]

when you make a group chat and accidentally invite that one person…….

#they have beef #don’t leave them alone together #cattagirl #i keep laughing

[moonilit]

just went through the second part of the AQ and to put it mildly, im not handling these sad Victorian children well

#By not handling it well i mean im crying #LUMINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU #You worried about fucking CHILDE but not the actual CHILDREN we got in prison????????????? #Who cares if childe is dead or not freminet the actual child nearly got dissolved like mentos in coke! #Who cares about childe here??? Lynette nearly had her ptsd triggered lyney DEFINITELY got at least a panic attack #THEY ARE AT THE FUCKING PRISON WOMAN GET IT TOGETHER #also why are we having visions about childe ew and why are they fully cinematic?? Who is filming??? #Like childe funny as a meme to observe but don’t actually get him that close don’t test me know ur place #When did we even become that close with childe??? Im sorry what??? #I can’t keep seeing them kids in life threatening situations on trial then this???? #Arlecchino you are on a THIN FUCKING ICE #Im watching you!! Im watching you you better not turn into an abuser by actual standards #*break into genshin codes* stay right were you are sweetie im coming rn im going to get you out of this game into a loving family #Im not handling this well #genshin impact #freminet #lyney #lynette #yes I know im the last human on earth to do the quest leave me alone it been a busy time #Im going to kill anyone that get between me and the safety of these kids CHILDE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PLOT YOU ARE MAKING THIS TAKE TIME

[candy-jail]

🕸️Webber🕸️

#i love Webber sm #I was terrified of the spiders when I was a kid so I played as them so they would leave me alone HAHDHSGD #Webber #don’t starve #don’t starve together #dst #dst webber #dst art #dst fanart #dst webber art #human webber #dst human webber

[eun-luv]

okay can I vent check hashtags

#so basically there’s this kid at my school spreading rumors that we are dating #Even tho we arent #I overheard him telling people he’s going to “break up” with me #And he’s getting really creepy like- #Following me to all my classes #And waiting for me outside them too #I told him many times to leave me alone and that I don’t like him #But he would just tell me that he doesn’t like me #Even tho I have like 20 people come up to me everyday telling me he likes me #Like one time he told me I fell asleep in my global class #BUT WE DONT EVEN HAVE GLOBAL TOGETHER SO HOW DOES HE KNOW #At this point I’m getting really creeped out like to the point I wanna switch my classes #but I don’t think I can bc we are to deep into the year #like he knows what I like on insta even tho I told him I feel uncomfortable #But I think I’m just going to block him on instagram and get my sit changed bc Im Fr done with him #But anyways if you read this far thank you so much😭😭 if you have any advice I’ll gladly take it

[velvetjune]

incredible to think that Alan Wake 2’s existence itself implies that maybe it’ll be about Alan finally leaving the dark place, directly solving the cliffhanger of Alan Wake 1, but instead now Saga, Casey, Rose, Tim, Alice, and (still) Alan are in the Dark Place. Genius subversion of expectations

#technically Alan does/doesnt escape the dark place for a bit and then willingly returns #but I’m still counting it #still love how Alan wake 2 doesn’t have some simple concrete answer where Alan is just. okay enough to leave the dark place #like on the surface it seems like a ‘bad’ ending where no one escaped #but instead we get so much time with these characters and getting insight into them #that their journey and revelations are satisfying #and I’m confident in them now being able to break out of the ‘loop’ or leave the dark place etc. #alan wake 2 #anyways. at this point they can all hang out in the dark place together #tw for drinking again. once again after drinks I feel like that one drawing of someone in the corner of a party alone #thinking solely of how much I wanna talk about Alan wake 2 #might delete if I don’t think this makes sense later on #I’m being genuine with this post btw I love that this game focuses more on the emotions and development of the characters #than it being interested in some grand villain and solution to everything #maybe that’ll be next game but for now this was great to experience

[zappedbyzabka]

Kreerence <3 (gnaws on ceiling fan)

#The way Kreese is so possessive and obsesssive about Johnny is so good #The way Kreese would not hesitate to kill someone for him. He’s so fuckin obssessed he nearly killed JOHNNY #We never see him show a soft spot unless it’s with Johnny or women….and don’t even get me started on what that implies #He would literally throw Daniel off a cliff ZERO hesitation if Johnny wanted it. He would be elated actually #Daniel is nothing more than a pest to him. it’d be like squishing a bug in his eyes #but alas Johnny isn’t into killing people. He’s still so soft at heart even after all his training #and ​still seems to LIKE Daniel (a nice guy with a good soul and gentle hands) in some ways. which is so damn annoying to Kreese #And gosh Johnny’s love for him. So wild and confused. wanting his love back and to make him happy. Make him TELL him he’s happy #Kreese was at his absolute lowest after he lost Johnny for his own actions #for hurting whats precious to him. For losing everything important #That’s why he didn’t leave Johnny alone throughout the entirety of CK #Johnny really said ‘fuck off and learn to treat me right’ #Kreese: WaH Baby no I care about you more than anyone come back— #can’t wait to see how this pathetic❤️ behaviour continues in the new season #But what would have happened if Johnny had stayed after the choking? came back the next day to Kreese who was like a bitey dog with its tai #between it’s legs. staring at the marks on Johnny’s neck with disgust. he likes leaving his marks on Johnny #Likes hurting people with no mercy—But god. not Johnny. At least Not this much. How can he possibly make it up? #He does end up making it up. Gets Johnny back by slowly allowing himself to love better #at least with Johnny. Now they cuddle on the couch together and buy each other holiday gifts #Gosh I could talk about them so much #john kreese #kreerence #tw possessive behavior #tw unhealthy relationship #Turned healthy

[kosmicfeelings]

I worry this wound will never close and will continue to bleed

#I want to stop hurting so bad but im worried I never will stop hurting because of how much it still hurts and how it leaves me confused. #It’s been a few months and I still cry about it. My heart still aches and breaks when I think about it. #I thought they were someone who wouldn’t hurt me. but I guess I was fooled. I guess they always were that someone. Just hidden #it hurts to know that someone who I thought was a close friend and an ex got “together” in a way. #They aren’t exactly together together but together in a way where they’re kinda fucking #And that’s where it hurts. To know what they’re doing. #that was my closest friend. my actual soulmate I believed. and thats my ex. They got “together” a month later after we broke up. #after talking about it to a few people.. were they attracted to each other even when my ex and I were together? If so.. what was I? #And how could they do this so easily? Or am I just overthinking/overreacting?? I don’t know. I need someone to tell me #I look back when my friend & I were still friends. I think I started to lose them during the beginning of summer last year #I just tried believing I wasn’t and things would fall back into place soon. but they weren’t. #They just said one thing and left. Leaving me alone in the dark. #I don’t know.. I get it in some way? I was in a bad place and probably draining for them to stay but like #Idk.. I guess I can understand why they left me. but why get with someone who I dated and start.. fucking. #im so hurt by this. I’m worried this wound will never close and that I’ll be a wounded dog chained to the tree forever.

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread

This Doesn’t Mean Anything

NA contemporary romance about a sex-repulsed girl starting uni and meeting an upperclassman who hangs out in the same study room and coffeeshop as she does

struggling with her asexuality, new friendships, and harassment

#This Doesn’t Mean Anything #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #well. #I was overall enjoying the first half of this! then it went to shit lol #for one. WAY TOO LONG. but also feels like scenes would be very short then skip to the next day #I liked how the first half of the book was just developing the relationship as a friendship. #there’s a conflict at 50% and they literally are terrible to each other for almost the entire rest of the book #also the conflict of why they can’t get together feels manufacured. #he feels like he (21) is too old for her (18) and while i’m like…yeah I understand that im iffy about it too; #as the reader we know they’re going to get together anyway. so it just feels stupid. and made that way just to cause a conflict. which lasts #too long. #2) #then men are SO overprotective to the point it’s kinda. not creepy exactly but like why the fuck can none of these women go anywhere without #a dude accompanying them? the MMC even. when she tells him to leave her alone (because he rejected her) he’s still being all protective and #and calling her sweetheart like I started to actively dislike him. it’s like. borderline manipulative ‘nice guy’ #THEN it threw in a SA at 80% or whatever which. a) can we not SA our ace characters and b) is just not handled well. it feels like an excuse #to make them hurt/comfort and then get together aka end their conflict. which. oof. #3) #‘i was looking up why i dont want sex and i saw the word asexuality but couldn’t find much else maybe the GSA could help’ #you can’t use info-not-on-the-internet as a plot excuse when. there is endless info about that on the internet? I don’t think this is set in #2005? also she doesnt even go ask the gsa #while her sex repulsion is a significant part of the book actual references to asexuality are extremely brief and half of it is shoved into #the last chapters. and it’s almost entirely her being self hating and the LI affirming her #anyway I can see the INTENTION is good here; the quality of writing just makes it all bad #like maybe these things are the author's experience and that's fine. the way it's written is uncomfortable. #i can tell all the 5* reviews are people who have never read an ace book before. i promise there is better #i think there’s gonna be a companion sequel about her roommate being aroace which. I don’t have super high hopes for writing-wise but I gues #guess I'm interested

[shehzadi]

so insanely busy had my last day of school ever (off timetable so the whole year went to the park and did lots of things ps the best one was throwing foam at each other and i won btw) and now i’m celebrating eid with family and going to have eid dinner with family friends later inshallah

#i won at foam because i got eeverbldy else soooooo wet and i was easily the least wet #i’m literally so. that was the last time we’ll all be in school together like exams don’t counts because a lot of them i don’t have in any/ #most of my classes #i also did eid prayer by myself this morning before leaving because i couldn’t make it to the masjid </3 in my room doing my takbeer alone #but inshallah i will go for next eid prayer #🧩

[theshadowrealmitself]

Love giving oc’s dramatic backstories then giving them normal lives afterwards

Human: Yes, I was first officer on the spaceship where our captain tried to sabotage our ship and leave us for dead, because he didn’t actually think we’d find an alien species so his plan was to head back to earth pretending he did and that they murdered the rest of his crew, so that he could not only become famous from the whole thing, but also collect the life insurance from all of us.

Human: I was the only one who didn’t drink the spiked beverage during our party, so when the alarms went off signaling that the ship was failing, I was the only one who was able to wake up and go fix what I could, where afterwards I discovered his betrayal and my captain (who I thought of as my best friend) tried to kill me.

Human: I was able to fight back and shove him into an escape pod, which he used to, well, escape, but not before pointing out that he had damaged the ship’s interior too much and that we most likely wouldn’t make it back to base.

Human: After he flew off, his pod was attacked by a hostile alien species, and he was killed before he could enjoy the irony of his story now being somewhat true. With the oxygen starting to fail, a dangerous ship with unknown technology attacking us, and the life of my unconscious crew in my hands, I, as the new acting captain, did the only thing I could.

Human: I steered the ship into a nearby wormhole, and when we came out the other end, we found ourselves back at Earth, but over a thousand years past when we had left it. And now we have to adjust to this new future where we don’t only have to learn about a whole bunch of alien species’ cultures, but also relearn our own, as human culture has changed drastically in this time.

Human: But that’s not what we’re here to talk about! I just want to welcome all you students to “Intro to Knitting”!

Random Student: ….what?

#no fandom #oc’s #this conversation wouldn’t actually happen as this oc is hiding what happened to their captain #because they don’t want the rest of their crew to experience that betrayal #so as far as everyone else knows their first captain passed away while doing everything in his power to protect them #and that he had willingly handed over the title of captain to the oc #because the oc had his pin #(the pin was ripped off his suit when he was choking them) #so now they’re dealing with that trauma and guilt alone #(guilt because they had been the one to shove the captain into the pod declaring it a mutiny as they couldn’t let him kill the crew) #(and it was by him being in that pod and trying to leave that he got killed by the alien species) #also yes there was a dramatic speech where he tried to convince the oc to leave with them and lie to everyone about what happened together #so a lot of trauma and guilt and disgust at this person whose memory is constantly being honored around them #because they can’t tell anyone about what a creep he actually was #but there’s also knitting! #yay!

[cyancherub]

i find couples who share every detail of their relationship online to be unbelievably corny

#yes……..we get it u are in love and like to take pictures in that pose where the guy is holding the girls leg up and leaning her over #don’t mind me i’m being a hater #i’m just bitter over my ex i know this LMFAOO #LET ME BE BITTER 👺 #7 years for nothin !!!! #WHEN I TELL U GUYS HES HAUNTING ME #i only knew 2 ppl with his name in my LIFE before i met him #now i work with FOUR GUYS with the same name as him!!!! #ONE OF THEM SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME #it’s like WHAT IS THIS !!! HRJFKMF #i had a dream we were slowdancing together last night 👹 #okay i’m done wheurhfnjfi #the universe won’t leave me alone abt this fool #let me tag this uh #vent cw

[non-un-topo]

Why does instagram keep giving me videos about grandparents like does it want me to fall on the floor sobbing today

#they're all gone! none left now #idk what happened this week but i've been trying SO hard not to think about my nana at all #it’s just a constant don't think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it #i did have a really violent nightmare about her the other night. that fucked me up... #maybe it's because i talked to my mom and she mentioned her for a minute. neither of us know how to talk about it. #i literally can't even think about it i'll start crying. #should visit my partner's nonna and nonno... but i will cry. still we need to see nonno because he's very unwell. #i can't fucking believe i found out my nana died and then immediately went to class. #mentioned it to my professor and the whole class gasped and asked if i was okay or if i needed to leave. #but if i didn't go to class then i would have just been home alone... #crying in front of my favourite prof a few days later was... yikes. but it was okay. she felt like a grandma to all of us #she was sincerely sorry. esp because that class was called 'women and aging' #she spend the entire year telling us to ask the older women in our families their stories #and now i have none left. didn’t get to ask. #i don't know why i didn't call when i wanted to #i can't think about it #glad my mom told me that she feels totally disconnected to family too. bc lately ive felt very alone. #like my nana getting sick and dying brought them together but only for a short while. #feels like we have no extended family and it's fucking me up a lot. im just glad im not the only one

[zouisalmightie]

my aunt told me that i need to stop saying “im not having children” because only god can decide whether or not i get pregnant. so i told her god can decide if i get pregnant or not but ill make the decision to head on down to the clinic to send the child back. and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day

#like girl #leave my uterus alone??? i don’t want a child! and that’s FINE some people want to be mothers and some people want to be the aunt their #nieces and nephews call when one of my siblings is being a dick to them and i can hold all their important secrets from their parents #like my cousin walked in with his 3 month old daughter talking about ‘she doesn’t sleep thru the night and i haven’t slept in months’ and #you think I want to sign up for that?? no give me the baby while you go take a nap she and i are going to explore the house #together ill wake you if it’s important. like that’s my role in life thank you goodnight

[coconut530]

COME ON 🩷✋🏼💲💔💚

#Solid State #Solid State Webtoon #Webtoon #HAAAAAAAOOOOOHHHH MY GOD #FIRST OFF ENZO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES ARE YOU OKAY DID CASTEL BREAK A LENS THING OR SOMETHING #AND EIJI JUST STOMPING ON HIM AND YELLING AT HIM OMGGGG #YEAH THIS DAY HAS BEEN THE NO GOOD HORRIBLE TERRIBLE VERY BAD DAY FOR EIJI #And SO nice they came through #Stronger together #And the scene where they look through the files together is SO GOOD it like slowly and masterfully builds The Dread (tm) #Like wow Asha had these ambitions for a WHILE and knew how to execute them #Gathered ALL her father’s adversaries #LEAVE THE LOWER CITY ALONE #jeez #And then Castel’s like “Come on!” And then Eiji’s like “…no luv you bye” and like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEY’RE TRYING TO HELP THEY’VE ALWAYS BEEN JUST TRUST THEM YOU CANNOT GO UP AGAINST ALL OF THOSE ROBOTS ALONE DUDE #DON’T MAKE A DECISION THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY EVEN MORE VERY BAD #End of the chapter next week yayyyyyyy

[knifewieldingenby]

It’s weird cuz sometimes I’ll see people saying that Stede needed a partner who didn’t beat around the bush and said how they were actually feeling, and cite Mary as being the opposite of that? But all we saw of her early interactions with Stede was her being honest, her being upfront, her trying to have hard conversations, and him avoiding them at all costs. It just comes off as people trying to blame the failure of the marriage on her when it was never going to work to begin with, no matter how upfront she was (and boy was she).

#stede bonnet #mary bonnet #it just really annoys me when the show literally shows us how upfront and honest Mary is with Stede most of the time #and people are still like ‘well maybe if Mary had been…’ *insert trait she literally has in canon* #it’s okay to say your fave white boy fucked up my dudes #the relationship was never gonna work to begin with #you don’t gotta go blaming Mary for its failure when she was the only one trying to put it back together WHEN IT MATTERED MOST #it just boggles my mind that the show literally demonstrates how badly Stede fucked up #and there are still people trying to blame Mary #we got like three women in this show please leave them alone #lex rambles #original posts #is this what I should tag as discourse? #imma do that #discourse #fandom discourse