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#I was terrified of the spiders when I was a kid so I played as them so they would leave me alone HAHDHSGD
candy-jail · 11 months
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🕸️Webber🕸️
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bea-does-stuff · 1 year
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Like Imagine you almost crying and freaking out, and they want to protect you from whatever is in your room, but then they check, and they see a tiny, tiny spider.
THATS SO ADORABLE! ^^
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Warnings: Spiders i guess?
Word count: 536
Characters: Dabi, hawks and shigg
This is a little rushed but i hope ya'll like it <3
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DABI
“D-DABI, COME HERE QUICKLY” Dabi heard you scream from the other room, he quickly got up from the couch and ran through the halls to find you.
When he entered the room to see you visibly scared, he got extremely paranoid “Baby? What's wrong?!” he cupped your face with his warm hands
“T-there!” you pointed at the floor, dabi stared at you slightly puzzled for a while, only to look down and see a tiny spider crawling around the floor
He looked back at you, a look of annoyance and amusement in his face “Are you fucking kidding?” he narrowed his eyes “PLEASE KILL IT!”
Dabi scoffed “Fine..” he slowly kneeled down, before a sudden smile appeared on his face “Actually…on second thought” He cupped the spider in his hand and slowly got up
“Come here darling” he smiled mischievously, slowly walking towards you with the spider in his hands. You instantly bolted out of the door, yelling for Dabi to stop, he chased you through the hallway while chuckling to himself. However, after a while he did kill the spider.
Needless to say, he slept on the couch that night, but you forgave him eventually 
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HAWKS
It was a peaceful time for you and hawks, you were both laying in bed, snuggling each other in a warm embrace, but that cute moment came to a end when you suddenly turned around and saw a spider on your night stand
“HOLY SH-” you fell off the bed from shock “Uhm…what happened?” Hawks chuckled. You were too scared to say anything, you just stared at the nightstand, almost shaking from fright.
You looked so terrified it began to worry Hawks “Feather? Hey… what's wrong?” he walked towards you “T-there!” you pointed at the nightstand, hawks turned to look at it 
“what about it?”
“L-look closely” 
Upon closer inspection, he noticed a tiny spider on the nightstand, he stared at it for a few seconds, before bursting out laughing “Pfft- really? It’s so small” 
You looked away in embarrassment “SHUT UP! JUST GET RID OF IT” you screamed, hawks smiled “Alright alright”
He quickly got a sheet of paper and put it back out into the garden “There, ya happy?” you hugged him tightly, peppering his face with kisses “You really are my hero”
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SHIGARAKI
Shigaraki was in his room playing some video games, when he suddenly heard someone screaming his name, he instantly recognized your voice and paused his game “What's wrong?” he got up from his and headed towards your room 
Upon entering, he saw you with a scared look on your face, you turned to look at him “I- I saw a…” you paused, pointing at your bed yet not looking at it.
Shigaraki turned to look at your bed, only to find a tiny spider in your bed “HOLY SHIT A SPIDER” he hid behind you “KILL IT” you screamed “FUCK NO! YOU KILL IT!”
Turns out both of you were terrified of this microscopical spider, so you both agreed on making dabi kill it, witch he reluctantly did 
“Are you ok my love?” shigaraki hugged you
“Yea, but i was so scared-”
Before you could finish, dabi interrupted “You two are pathetic” 
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konigsblog · 9 months
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short random 141 headcannons, silly/fluff ☄️
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ghost 💀;
absolutely hates coffee, avid tea drinker and refuses anything else. a lot of people assume that the cold-hearted killer, simon riley, would hate sugary coffee. but, truth be told, he has a huge sweet tooth that only price knows about, and has to keep him from eating too much.
growing up, he was quiet. a lot of people teased him for being so silent, including his friends, but only in a joking way. he's one of those kids that make friend's easily, just well-behaved in class to avoid stressing out his mother.
acts as if he hates johnny, but after that solo mission soap had, he grew more close to him. didn't like whenever john had to go on a mission without him in fear that he wouldn't return, gradually developed a fear of losing the team - something he'd always had, yet increased further after graves's betrayal.
has a high metabolism. he could eat way over his maintenance calories and not gain anything. he works out in his house during leave, usually eating quick takeaways or frozen meals, rolling his eyes whenever you bring up the state of the apartment. who cares, its not as if he's here most of the time.
soap 🧼;
absolutely loves getting drunk at a club with the team, has to be dragged home by price, him and gaz laughing maniacally at absolutely nothing.
he threw up on ghost afterwards.
because if his flirtatious personality, he's had many girlfriends. they never last long since he doesn't take the relationship's seriousness, still flirting with others as a joke, but offending whoever he's with at the time.
he isn't serious at all, which we've probably gathered from his personality. accidentally laughs at the wrong times, apologise profusely as they snarl at him. definitely gives off the wrong impression and gets embarrassed whenever price mentions it.
johnny knows what he's good at, he doesn't like being insulted by anyone, even as a joke. mention something about him not being as strong as ghost as he's pissed for the rest of the day. somewhat easily jealous, stemmed from when he was a rookie, lean with barely any muscle and constantly teased by others. (heard the last bit from another creator, but i can't remember the user for the life of me.)
gaz 🧢;
doesn't take alcohol very well, especially his hangovers. they're cruel, he has a pounding headache all day and throws up multiple times. laid in bed playing games the entire day, groaning as he feels himself burn up.
is terrified of bugs, absolutely hates spiders. doesn't give a fuck about the spider poem, will scream and crush them with his foot. probably came from when he was a child and got caught in a spiders web, cried to his mum.
definitely has a lot of sisters. they raised him well so he's very respectful in relationships and knows how to treat a lady right. when he was younger, his sister's would beg him to let them use makeup on him, agreeing and getting annoyed when he couldn't wash it off.
definitely youngest child energy.
price 🎣;
when he was a kid, he wanted to be something like a policeman or a firefighter, loves being in charge of stuff.
he's a true gentleman; will hold the door for his wife, giving her a bouquet of flowers whenever he can, kisses her all the time and compliments galore. he's a true fan of cuddling you from behind, sneaking up on you and kissing your neck, complimenting the meal you'd made.
took the 141 fishing, let's just say that it never happened again. it was all peaceful until johnny thought he a turtle, leaning over the lake and falling in. kyle laughed his ass off and simon sighed with disapproval, yet not surprised that he'd managed something like that. price lost a good fish trying to save him from drowning.
loves dogs, not small dogs (chihuahua hater), but big dogs. he loves german shepherds since he works with them, k9s. or a doberman, definitely owned a big dog when he was younger and has baby photos of him on it's back, only laswell saw them.
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despairots · 11 months
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━━━━━━━━ incorrect quotes with our core four + spidey! reader.
core four x spidey! reader. fluff and a crackshot i felt guilty for mot posting today so have this short incorrect quotes with our core four and you! lifes been kicking my ass and i almost gave ip on playing the clarinet cuz i was not doing do well. also regarding my guidelines and rules: please read them. mostly platonic but you could see it as romantic.
i’m sick and tired of you guys requesting things that i don’t write. ask another writer who does because im not gonna write it, your request will be deleted. as much as i enjoy you guys sending requests some cross the lines im sorry.
incorrect quotes with our core four and our spidey! reader.
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gwen ━━━━━━━━ alright, important question for our friendship. when you go to the movie theatres, do you ask for extra butter or regular butter? or no butter?
pav ━━━━━━━━ i put skittles—not skittles— m&ms with the popcorn.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ alright, i’m gonna remove pav from this dimension.
pav ━━━━━━━━ hold on, pleas—
miles ━━━━━━━━ laughing.
hobie ━━━━━━━━ you didn’t give mans the chance to explain himself.
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miles ━━━━━━━━ we need more help. maybe i should call my other friends.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ … your what?
miles ━━━━━━━━ my friends?
pav ━━━━━━━━ are they saying “friends”?
gwen ━━━━━━━━ i think his being sarcastic.
hobie ━━━━━━━━ no, no, no, this is delirium. hey, miles! all of your friends are in this room.
miles ━━━━━━━━ i have other friends! you asked me to make new friends, i made new friends! it was a task, i complete tasks.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ i’m not sure ganke is a “friends.”
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[name] ━━━━━━━━ what did you guys get in your yearbook?
miles ━━━━━━━━ prettiest smile.
pav ━━━━━━━━ nicest personality.
gwen ━━━━━━━━ most likely to start a bar fight.
hobie ━━━━━━━━ least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ i thought you hated labels?
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[name] ━━━━━━━━ *accidentally shots a web in miles face*
[name] ━━━━━━━━ *trying to decide between saying “are you okay?” and “i’m fucking sorry.”*
[name] ━━━━━━━━ ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
miles ━━━━━━━━ what’s wrong with you!?
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miles ━━━━━━━━ favourite horror movie?
hobie ━━━━━━━━ it.
pav ━━━━━━━━ saw.
gwen ━━━━━━━━ annabelle.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ high school musical. after watching it, i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and i’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
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miles ━━━━━━━━ treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ killed without hesitation.
miles ━━━━━━━━ no.
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[name] ━━━━━━━━ come on, i wasn’t drugged last night.
gwen ━━━━━━━━ you were flirting with miles.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ so what? he’s my partner.
gwen ━━━━━━━━ you asked them if they were single.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ …
gwen ━━━━━━━━ and cried when he said he wasn’t.
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pav ━━━━━━━━ there are seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?
gwen ━━━━━━━━ have everyone stand.
miles ━━━━━━━━ ask to bring more chairs.
hobie ━━━━━━━━ the most important ones can sit down.
[name] ━━━━━━━━ kill three.
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muniesstuff · 10 months
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I really want to see fanart, fanfic, post, I'll take anything, about the fall out between spider gang and miles. I'm talking the universe said "fuck you" to both sides and made shit go sideways and fast.
Miguel said Miles dad had to die? Universe took both of his parents.
Miles still has Ganke? Universe takes him too
Miles has already seen two people die in front of him? Universe add four more and make it back to back, that little girl his dad died for, yeah she gotta go too.
Peter said Miles is a tough kid? Universe said to break him when they barely win and have him go right into shock.
Miguel said cannon events (his predictions) will stabilize the multiverse? The spot almost wipes 1610 out and nearly takes miles with it.
Peter and Gwen were only trying to do the right thing? Miles has lost everyone close to him and can never get them back.
Gwen wants to go back to the way things were? Too bad Miles can never give her that kind of trust again. He definitely can't love her in that potential romantic way again because she hurt him.
Peter wants to help the kid through this tough time? To come to an understanding? Miles understands, and he gets why Mayday comes first. But Peter hurt him too, so there are going to be a long heart to heart and a lot of tears. Their relationship has to start from scratch and slowly heal from there.
Miguel didn't think things would turn out like this? He thought Miles was the cause that he couldn't even clock the spot? He had to carry back a catatonic Miles back to hq to rush him to medical because the shock very nearly finished what the spot started.
Miguel wants to apologize? Wants Miles to get better? Miles is terrified of him, not because of his looks, but because of his actions. But they are both each other's triggers, so the first two month (out of the hospital) or so, they send each other into outburst and panic attacks. Miles is triggered by the chase. Miguel is triggered by feeling reminded of Gabriel by Miles eyes, smile, and some similarities in personality. They get there eventually, and I feel like they'll get there before peter and Miles get there. Mostly because Miguel and Miles didn't know each other like that.
Friends want to visit Miles while he's recovering? Nope, they set him off into a panic or aggressive outburst. The only person that can go in or near miles is Hobbie. At some point Pav and Mayday worm their way in. Nearing the end of his hospital stay Porker, peni, and noir also work their way in. But Hobbie becomes important to Miles very quickly as a point of trust. His main support system are Hobbie and Pav.
My point is that I want to see "your actions have consequences" and not only with Miguel. Yeah , he played a big part, but let's be honest, it all felt like a huge mental breakdown. But Peter? He was Miles's mentor, and he looked up to him. And Gwen knew Miles longer than peter did and Miles was obviously crushing on her. So, she had to hurt the most out of the two.
I just want some juice angst for everyone.
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more FNaF hcs because the tism™️ is telling me to info dump
sorry if some of these are the same as the last one I forget which ones I put before 🙁
-When Mike was chasing after the car he tripped scraped his knee broke his ankle and busted his kneecap and just gave up on life right then and there
-Mike smokes weed but he could take the tiniest tinniest hit of a bong and he’d cough up a lung so he just mainly sticks to blunts or bowls
-Abby has called 911 multiple times because she wanted to contact Vanessa but it obviously didn’t work. 
-Vanessa used to dye her hair fun colors but she can’t anymore cuz of her job but she wears colorful extensions 
-Abby’s therapist has tried so hard to hint at Mike that he should get an autism diagnosis because his sister has one and he still hasn’t picked up on it despite showing clear traits of autism 
-When golden Freddy and Abby left the cab he just handed Cory a piece of paper with ‘one million dollars’ scribbled on it in green crayon. Cory was to scared to say no he just was like “yeah ok sure” and then cried 
-Mike and Abby did not go to Aunt Janes funeral they instead went to Dave and Busters and played arcade games while their entire extended family blew up Mikes Nokia phone
-Aunt Jane was a “wine mom” and was in heavy denial of being an alcoholic 
-Abby really likes bugs and puts them in her pockets but Mike is terrified of bugs so he freaks out whenever he sees them crawling on her or in her laundry 
-Vanessa apologizes to people while arresting them
-The animatronics consider the cupcake to be their puppy and get confused when people think he’s a menace
-One time Doug ran into Mike and Abby at Walmart once and he just threw his thick ass lawyer wallet at then then ran away to have a panic attack. Mike and Abby bought a blow up pool that day
-Doug had to go to therapy due to Aunt Jane being an absolute fucking Karen
-Doug’s now a regular at Sparkys and is besties with Ness, he considers Ness “The son he never had”
-Bonnie kid (Jeremy) really liked Spider-Man
-Vanessa has a pitbull named Princess that she took home from an animal control call. (The dog is a fucking danger to society)
-Abby picked up on some 80s slang from the animatronics and now just says radical to everything 
-Max and her friends would be doing TikTok trends before TikTok was even a thing (stealing soap dispensers from public bathrooms, sticking pennies in electrical sockets ect)
-Vanessa is a Disney adult/hj
-There’s a rubix cube in the pizzeria that the animatronics have been trying to solve since they’ve been dead basically 
-Every night after Abby goes to bed Mike goes to the kitchen and eats shredded cheese by the handful. Abby caught him once and he cried.
-Mike is the type of person to ask those weird questions while watching movies, like: “If their underwater how are they drinking soda?”
-Mike would stuff all his emotions and feelings down till he bursts and it usually results in him locking himself in his room while having a panic attack
-Max was also a weed dealer so Mikes out of a babysitter and a plug. 
-Vanessa hates soda, loves tea tho
-Mike really likes the Care Bears and uses Abby as an excuse for liking it
-Ness uses those really cheesy pet names for Mike, some of them southern originated because I believe in southern Ness solidarity. Ex: Sweetie pie, Sugar, Doe
-Abby is really good at hide and seek but caused Mike a few panic attacks because of how well she hides
-After Freddy’s neither Mike or Abby could sleep without a nightlight so she lent Mike hers on the agreement she could sleep in his room with him. (He of course accepted)
-Mike: Where’s my Diet Coke?
Vanessa: Oh I threw it away, sodas not good for you.
Mike: Oh ok- WHAT.
-Abby still asks Mike to tie her shoes for her even though he already taught her how to tie them herself
-Mike has a very particular morning routine that he has to follow every morning and feels icky if it gets interrupted for any reason 
-Mike is more noise sensitive and Abby is more texture sensitive but Mike still hates certain textures (ex: olives)
-Mike has considered owning chickens and even went with Abby to look at little chicks but she soon started sneezing and feeling sick and that's when they found out she's allergic so that quickly got shut down
-Abby gives her stuffed animals lore and hierarchies and Ness is always asking her about it when her and Mike go into the diner
-Vanessa Has a very minimalist style not because she likes it but because she's scared of getting attached to anything she calls home which at times worries her when she's with Mike, Abby and Ness. This results in her sitting in bed, chewing on her lip thinking of constant escape plans and emergency exits in case her father ever returns, if something bad happens, etc.
-Mike likes seeing Abby draw him and pretends not to notice when she stares and tries to get the color of his shirt just right (he buys clothing in colors she has to make it easier)
-Abby is the type to point out cows and horses and will repeatedly kick Mike's seat even while he's driving until he acknowledges them
-Abby doesn’t understand why her and Mike can’t just print more money to make them rich and Mike has had to explain to to her 12837383838 times
-Ness is a theater kid (yeah if you didn’t see this coming I think you need glasses)
-Ness and Mike play lps with Abby, Abby explains all of her lps lore extensively and Ness listens to every bit of it while Mike is just like: “I love you both but wtf”
-Mike sometimes age regresses sometimes when put under pressure and Ness is literally the best caretaker ever (this one’s based on a Dreamtheory fic I read once and I fell in love with the idea)
-Ness and Mike call each other every night before going to sleep and once Mike forgot so he woke up the next morning to 300+ voicemails from Ness asking if he’s ok
okay that’s all i have for now I’ll post more later when i feel like it oki byeee 😘✌️
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xlovelybluebellex · 3 months
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Little!Angel Dust? I think he'd regress involuntarily as a response to his work
You’re absolutely right and it breaks my heart
Little!Angel Dust Would…
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🕷️As we’ve said, this poor boy regresses involuntarily. He doesn’t hate his regression, doesn’t like it either. The main reason to this is while it’s nice to feel small once in a while, he normally regresses in bad situations
🕷️He’s about 1-4 I’d say. However, when regressing, I think that he’ll either stick to exactly 1 or exactly 4. Like, either he’s in baby space, or he’s at young kid age.
🕷️He hates and I mean HATES anything that reminds him of a moth. So Vaggie makes sure he can’t see her wings when little.
🕷️Angel Dust loves cuddles, but only from a select few at a time. Normally it’s Husk, Charlie, and sometimes Cherri Bomb. However, other than them, he doesn’t like physical touch.
🕷️He’s the sassiest little guy. He’ll give the judgements looks, pretend not to hear when it’s bedtime, or tell you how you’re playing his game wrong without hesitation.
🕷️So while he’s a sassy boy, he’s also really sensitive. He’s terrified one day his friends just won’t like him anymore and get rid of him. This means he needs a lot of reassurances.
🕷️Dress up is one of his favorite games. He loves forcing Husk into the poofiest, pinkest dress he can find. And then the others will get a tiara or something, but Husk is normally the main victim in that.
🕷️Angel Dust is very talented in make up skills and that doesn’t stop when little! He loves to make Husk ‘beautiful’ with his little make up kit Charlie got him. Husk just deals with it too.
🕷️Husk is his caregiver. He’s the only who really knows how bad Angels situation is, so he makes sure Angel regresses around him at least once every two weeks.
🕷️He is SO clingy. Like, Husk can’t even go to the bathroom without this little baby spider toddling along and babbling about who knows what.
🕷️Angel sometimes speaks in Italian when little, so Husk learned a little for him. Now he calls Angel his “piccolo ragno” and “bambino”. Angel, in response, calls him “Gattino”
🕷️He loves anything that’s pink or glittery when little. Like, all his little gear? Pink. His pacifier? Both, with bambino written across the handle.
🕷️Still quite the prankster when little. But a bit more tame, as he’s not allowed to touch anything dangerous. He may just swipe something of Charlie’s or Husks, maybe even set a whoopie cushion underneath Vaggie when she sits.
🕷️Angel is very prone to tantrums. It’s not out of brattiness, but more so not wanting to regress. He just doesn’t want to be vulnerable with anyone.
🕷️However, once he’s all cried out, he’s good. He’ll even probably mumble out a little ‘sorry’.
🕷️Husk lets him try to play cards. Of course, Angel just ends up playing dolls with them. He loves pretending it’s a little monarchy with the kings and queens.
🕷️Angel makes drawings out of appreciation for everyone. He knows he can be a little tough, so he tries his best to be nice when he’s in a good mood. Normally these drawings are covered in paint and, you guessed it, glitter. However, they’re made with love.
🕷️Angel Dust still loves Fat Nuggets when little. He likes to cuddle the pig and freaks out if anyone’s ever rough with him.
Hope that was alright! Baby Angel is so sweet 🩷. Also I just need five minutes of Niffty alone with Val after Adam, just five.
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sleepipuppyboy · 3 months
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Jst some age and petre HCs of various COD characters ive been hoarding!!!!
Kiddo Roach has a very complicated love-hate relationship with bugs. you’d think he likes them but he's actually terrified of some of them- he likes the more “scary” bugs like spiders and beetles and such but he's terrified of harmless ones like Rollie Polies and (strangely) ants. The smaller the scarier just because of unlikely scenarios. And yes- maybe I am projecting.
Baby Ghost is actually so talkative. Mainly just sounds smashed together with the occasional word or name but he doesn't stop. He didn't feel safe voicing things as a bio kid but he has the room and support systems to talk more now and he absolutely takes the chance, seeing how much he can babble before being shut down (which does NOT happen no matter anyone's mood). When playing with others he does little things like wave around his comfort blanket and start babbling things about it, all of it being illegible except for little things like ‘blue’ or ‘my’.
Lil Gaz is the sweetest little one and oftentimes a little /too/ sweet- going against rules to make others happy. I mean, he only means well. Another kiddo wants to play but they should be napping? He’ll bring a toy or two to their room, Roach can't reach something purposely put out of his reach? Gaz will get it himself or find a way to teach them how to do it self-sufficiently. That's not to say he doesn't occasionally do things he knows he's not supposed to, he likes the occasional testing push of a boundary, but 5 times out of 10 it's to make someone happy.
Maybe this is just me projecting on my favs and rambling before bed but if it is no one has to know because I sure can't tell anyways! ^_^ hope this makes sense.
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dirtytransmasc · 1 year
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How would tonowari help with spider? What activities would they do together
@windhashirapiller this also answers you're ask
he's the stoic dad, so I think a lot of his love language is quiet personal time; walks on the shoreline, under the stars, one arm around his kid, telling stories from his past. watching spider sleep, one hand in his hair, nothing but love and bliss on his face. being the dad spider looks to when he's looking for recognition or admiration, and tonowari is always there to give him the proud dad smile.
very defensive of spider, but unlike ronal, instead of being an aggressive force that will make threats anytime anywhere, he is a daring and formidable force that stands behind him, daring anyone to bring harm to his boy.
when they first adopt spider he's the one to have The Talk with him. in my mind they adopt him after the neglect causes him to do harm to himself (he overworks himself, ignores his needs; he doesn't eat, doesn't drink, doesn't sleep. its when his body eventually goes out that tonowari and ronal step in), so spider is already on edge, physically and emotionally on edge, and trauma responding (pushing people away, getting aggressive to shield his weakness, expecting the worst of each and every interaction). so tonowari has to sit there and try to explain to this terrified kid, that he deserves better, that he is loved (despite feeling unlovable), that they want him. he has to console this scared child who has never truly known love. that night has forever scarred the great metakyina chief, just thinking about the look in his child's face, brings tears to his eyes. he's vowed to never, not even over his dead body, let spider feel like that ever again.
I think him being the stoic dad verbally, makes him the much more physical dad. he's always cupping spider's chin, embracing him, pressing their foreheads together (technically mask and forehead).
he speaks through his eyes, and spider has learned to read him like a book. there's always so much love and awe on his face.
he learns spider's favorite things; favorite foods, favorite types of beads for his jewelry making, favorite plants for his paints, etc. and he brings them to spider without him asking.
he was cautious with saying "I see you" or calling him son cause he knew spider had a complicated relationship with all his past father figures. when he adopts spider he does it knowing he may never bee his father in spiders heart (if anyone has seen the dragon prince, think callum and harrow; both want to be father/son so badly it is palpably painful, yet due to simple miscommunications, neither is aware of this, and actually think both parties want the opposite). so when the dam finally breaks (maybe spider gets hurt and tonowari can't contain his worry, or spider is desperate for any sort of paternal affection and he just flips out and clings to tonowari) it's devastating (but sorta in the best way possible). you'd think they're a father and son reuniting after the most trying of separations; big fat tears from both sides, tonowari won;t put spider down, spiders clinging to his father like he's gonna disappear. after that, tonowari never stops telling spider he sees him, that he loves him, that he is his son.
I have to say it, tonowari is a fishing dad, he takes spider hunting on the skimwing, just the two of them.
like ronal, he has many beads on his song chord for spider, but they are much more frequent. out of all of things in his life, nothing compares to his children. they keep him sane amongst all the duties of being chief, and with the circumstances that surround spider, its even more true. he finds any reason to add more and more beads for his children, especially spider, so when he reflects on this time in his life, it doesn't seem so bad.
he will play dumb so spider has the opportunity to teach him, he likes hearing how his son talks about things, how he thinks, and he loves the confidence it gives spider to teach someone else. Sometimes he genuinely learns things, other times he gains a new perspective; but no matter the case, its builds spider up, makes him more likely to speak within the village. (spider has adhd in my mind, and I know tonowari indulges every infodump that kid gives him, no matter how well he knows what he's talking about)
he takes spider under his wing just as he did ao'nung; he teaches him to rule, to think for the village, to be a good diplomat. he teaches the boys to work together to solve conflicts because if he gets his way, if all goes well, ao'nung will become chief with spider as his right-hand man so to speak. his boys futures are of the utmost priority to him.
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The top two characters will be eligible to proceed into the bracket!
Propaganda under the cut.
Skitter:
Do you know what you have to do to hurt someone in a fight if your whole power is “controls bugs?” It’s never pleasant. And this is a girl with an almost pathological drive to fight people theoretically much stronger than her. Much maggots-in-eyes and spiders-on-dicks ensue. Committed to being a hero initially, ends up becoming warlord of a whole city while defending it from super-poweeed spree killers, monstrous kaiju, and timeline-severing mobsters. Saves humanity through mass mind-control.
Shes so fucking morally ambiguous I don't even know where to start. She wanted to be a hero and then over the course of 1.7 million words she tricked me into thinking she was rational and ethically sound when she cut out someone's eyes, held someone's dying son hostage in front of them as leverage (she was killing the son), put maggots in someone else's eyes to eat them slowly, shot a fucking toddler with no hesitation, and she's such an amazing unreliable narrator that you root for her. She's genuinely so good at convincing herself that she's morally sound that she convinces the reader of it as well most of the time, but despite the atrocities (and there's a fucking ton of atrocities) she's genuinely a girl who wants to do good and help the world. She fights serial killers, provides food and water and shelter for people who need it, gets her back broken trying to save people, and is generally willing to do whatever it takes to help no matter what that entails. She's a girlboss who is terrifying and determined enough to kill god, she's willing to do anything for the greater good, she has a fucking orphanage as the bottom floor of her supervillain lair. She's so so complicated and such a twist of good and brutality and I cannot stress enough how compelling and morally ambiguous and girlboss she is. I have never seen a character who fits the title "morally ambiguous girlboss" more in my entire life and frankly I doubt I will, no one does it like her.
she went from aspiring hero > supervillain > warlord (still a supervillain) > hero > mind-controlling every cape in the multiverse to kill god. and she did kill god. so. girlboss. but on her first night out she used her bugs to bite a man's dick off. that man? trying to kill kids. those kids? teenage supervillains. she initially joined their teen supervillain group to betray them to the heroes, then joins for real. their boss kidnapped a preteen girl and got said girl addicted to drugs. he used a heist taylor was in as a distraction to kidnap the girl. taylor becomes a warlord and does all sorts of awful things to the other gangs in the city (including putting maggots in a guys eyes, and carving another man's eyes out (bug dick guy) (everything grew back)). the reason she did this? so she could kill her boss and free the preteen girl. She's taken over the city at this point, she's a warlord running a supervillain gang. what's she doing with this power? improving the city's infrastructure. she runs her territory like a panopticon, if anybody who can work isn't working they get the bugs. she's also running an orphanage out of her home. she decides to step down as warlord and join the heroes. while she's in custody, what does she do? that's right. kill superman via dry land drowning in bugs. now she's a superhero. she does stakeouts and pursues gangs to force their younger/more sympathetic members into superheroism. why? to fight the end of the world. the end of the world comes, god is killing every earth in the multiverse and things aren't looking good. what does taylor do? she asks a bio-kinetic who got sent to supervillain alcatraz for sister rape to give her on-the-spot brain surgery. this brain surgery lets her control any person within like 18 feet of her. she uses a portal guy to manage to ensnare every cape in the multiverse and unite them in her fight against god. One cape has a stress induced aneurysm. how do they ultimately defeat god? she makes large-scale replicas of his dead wife everywhere, making him so sad he becomes killable. girlboss. (sorry this was so long! i started and then just kept going. worm is 1.68 million words long and a lot happens in it)
Holy Shit. Holy SHIT dude. She rotted a man's dick off with spider venom. and then she did it again (it grew back). and then she cut his eyes out. this is the first guy she meets. she mutilates *so many* people. one time she withheld a life-saving epinephrine shot from a dying man (he was allergic to bees. she controls bees.) as extortion material. she shoots a baby (it was a mercy). She cut a girl in half (which was actually pretty high up there on the "most heroic things she did" list). She was Seinfeldian rivals with the most dangerous serial killer in existence, until she trapped him in Hell Forever. He's like still there by the end of the second book. she kills God by bullying him to death. All* of this was probably the best thing she could have done in the situation. the tagline of the book is "doing the wrong things for the right reasons." The worst thing she ever really did was to pretend she was straight though.
Did she kill an orphan? Yes. Did she put maggots into a man’s eyes? Yes. Did she do all of this while having intense homoerotic tension? Yes, and that is why she is a girlboss. She also killed Jesus
Tattletale
She has a power and her power is being an asshole. Her supervillain name is Tattletale because she will not shut up about things you didn’t want the world to know. I mean yes she does try to save people but she’s mostly saving them because less people means less lives to ruin!
Miss Militia was submitted without propaganda.
Bonesaw was submitted without propaganda.
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x-liv25-jamieswife · 25 days
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could you do hcs or just some specific scenarios, wtvr that means, about Avery and Jameson with Xander. I love this trio
avery, jameson, and xander head canons
of course! these three literally solo everyone else. not proof read, like always. this one might be shittier than my others cause my period is fucking killing me (and its making me unable to think properly), but i hope you like them<3.
jameson is always teasing them about how he's a year older and wiser.
xander makes them try the weirdest scone flavors ever for experimental purposes. they once ended up with food poisoning.
their interviews are chaotic. an interview once ended with the interviewer suspended from the ceiling doing aerobics. xander swears he had nothing to do with it (he started it all)
xander and avery plant fake spiders in jamie's room bc he's terrified of them. when he sees them he'll start screaming like a girl and jumping
xander and avery call jameson pookie for no reason
avery goes shopping for them because they literally don't own anything remotely fancy that is actually wearable (jamie's shirts are all ripped, and xander doesn't have the time to go shopping)
they hype the fuck out of avery. whenever she gets dressed up for an event, they will start whistling, jumping, and (sarcastically) begging on their knees for her to love them (she already loves jamie tho).
once a week, they watch movies and gossip. the maids and bodyguards at the mansion have a fuck ton of drama going on and xander knows all of it bc of the recording devices and shit around the house.
xander will flirt with avery to piss jameson off and it works (jamie knows xander's just her bhff, though, but he still gets annoyed)
in another post, i said jamie and xander will sometimes go live and it's always chaotic. avery will sometimes join too as damage control (alisa makes her)
when nash and libby have their first kid, the three of them are always competing for the child's attention. they're always trying to prove to the others that they're the favorite aunt/uncle
i said this in another post, but xander wakes them up by reading smut to them.
some weirder fans write fanfic about them and xander either sends it to avery and jameson or reads it to them in the morning to wake them up.
xander has an averyjameson fan account that he posts shitty edits on and uses to spam their accounts.
they were grayson's wing men/woman when lyra (ig) came along
they try to surprise attack/surprise max to get her to swear fr.
xander will buy gifts for avery and jameson and pretend that they're actually gifts from jamie to avery (or avery to jamie). they always get confused when they receive a gift from their 'partner' and its like a pair of boxers with the rock's face on them ("avery" actually gave jamie this once) (idk if this one makes sense)
when barbie's 'i'm just ken' came out, jamie and xander could not stop singing it around avery, begging for her love (which they already have and they know that)
they are so defensive of their opinions. they once started fighting over what toilet paper brand they prefer, and it ended with xander crying over his mommy issues.
when xander is feeling down or isn't acting like himself, they'll bake him scones and send them to him using one of his robots (xander feels really loved when people actually use his inventions)
i don't really know how to explain this one but they play games like 'at least i didn't try to kill myself once' and the other goes 'yeah, at least i didn't almost get bombed once'
xander and jamie are avery's biggest defenders. all of her haters get bashed, blocked, and reported.
they have hoodies with each other's faces on them
xander calls avery "mommy" and jamie "daddy" bc he's always thrid wheeling
they cannot take meetings seriously. they have a groupchat and send each other the most dirty, inappropriate shit you can think of. one of them always ends up laughing or falling off of their chair and alisa gets pissed.
they slap each other's asses. it doesn't matter if they're in public
xander gets really nervous when avery and jamie fight bc they both go to him for advice, and he gets stuck in the middle of everything.
they all have matching tattoos on one of their fingers
they have an obsession with beating guinness world records.
xander and jamie have asked avery multiple times who twerks better.
xander sends the stupidest memes on their gc (like my pain is chronic but my ass is iconic)
they will go around guessing if people are tops, bottoms or switches (avery barely participates but they still drag her along bc when she does contribute to the conversation, its hilarious)
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capitalisticveins · 1 year
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Darlin’ and Cutie (separate) HCs
For one of my favorite followers @ajfromabove ! Good job on your project! Hopefully these are good ^^
- Cutie is ridiculously tall, very noticeable height difference between them and Geordi.
- Tank does not snap off Kit-Kats or Hersheys, they eat both chocolate bars in 2 bites max. 
- They also have a tendency to not separate the paper on Fruit Roll-ups when eating them. You can imagine where I’m going with this.
- Cutie had a magic 8-ball as a kid that they keep around in their drawer.
- While at the Pack Solstice, Sweetheart scared the shit out of Tank, and this triggered their Fight-or-Flight response, which caused Tank to try and punch Sweetheart. The only problem is that Sweetheart was intangible, meaning Tank just punched a big ass hole in the wall. The solstice was at David and Angel’s house, so SH and Tank had to make up an excuse to leave at the same time immediately before David found out (because Angel didn’t care).
- Tank has shifted and chased their tail for 2 hours straight on their way to a pack meeting before. David found them on his way out the meeting still chasing it.
- Cutie has, and let me make this clear, the MOST RELAXING room ever. Remember when I said Lasko had surround sound speakers that play raining sounds and like 8 pillows? Yeah Cutie has all of that tenfold. When Geordi moved in with them, they had to sell some of it to make room, but they kept each and everyone of their pillows and bought headphones that play relaxing music.
- Cutie knows how to get rid of normal headaches easily. Whether it’s tea, medicine, or a nap, the max time they have a headache is usually 3 hours due to their tactics.
- Tank hasn’t been to the dentist in 4 years, but their dental hygiene is also through the roof.
- Cutie cannot, for the life of them, climb over a fence or jump over one.
- Cutie always dresses up as the same thing for Halloween, I just don’t know what they dress up as.
- Tank dressed as a Vampire for Halloween once, but the fake teeth they got was less sharp than their actual teeth so they didn’t fit, and they were pissy the whole day because of it. (Yes Sam has teased them about it)
- Cutie is a giggly drunk, who is extra flattery towards Geordi (You know those scenarios where Character A is drunk and goes “don’t talk to me my boyfriend is better” to Character B, the boyfriend, and is all flattered and blush-y? That.)
- Tank doesn’t usually get drunk but they’re the kind who gets drunk and then you don’t see them again the rest of the night.
- Tank does pull-ups like there’s no tomorrow, their biceps are NOTHING to joke about.
- Cutie had a parrot once but it passed a year before they met Geordi.
- Tank isn’t good at cooking but Sam is teaching them how. David takes offense to this because he’s offered to teach them how and they declined instantly. 
- Cutie has one of the best wardrobes in the cast. On par with Baaabe and Milo.
- Tank had made cupcakes once with Sweetheart’s help in their last Solstice before going to Washington. It was supposed to be for the whole pack but then they said they’re exclusively for David and Asher. The frosting had the same color palette as the gay pride flag (the blue and green one).
- Sweetheart had to make 4 batches of cookies after Tank proclaimed the cupcakes were only for Asher and David since they promised they were bringing something for the Solstice.
- Asher didn’t understand the reference behind the cupcake design but said they were pretty. David glared at Tank for the rest of the night and Tank burst out laughing whenever they made eye contact.
- Cutie and Sweetheart do know each other, or have at least heard each other’s names in passing.
- Cutie has a full morning routine that even Geordi is scared to break.
- Tank is terrified of pregnant spiders and calls them “Satan’s piñata’s”.
- Cutie fantasizes of living in a small cottage in the woods near a stream.
- Tank believes living in one of them is the fastest way to get killed and never found.
- Tank makes fun of people who bought blue checkmarks on twitter.
- Cutie loves all the Sims games individually (they only have Sims 4).
- Tank has played Minecraft with Angel ONCE. It ended with them fist fighting 3 zombies and a skeleton at once bc they refused to run away or get a weapon, and ended with them being killed by a creeper right after they won.
- Cutie has so much blackmail on so many politicians it’s crazy.
- Tank had a full group of friends in their old pack, which is why it took a while for them to warm up to the Shaw Pack.
- BOTH Cutie and Tank can pick up Geordi and Sam like they’re cats.
- Additionally, Tank has done the same thing to Milo, but only when he’s shifted.
- Tank would’ve used ChatGPT to do their essays back in high school if it existed. Instead they just never did their essays unless they felt like it.
- Cutie doesn’t get social cues.
- Cutie is, without a doubt, extroverted asf.
- Tank was a skater through middle school and high school, and got a concussion once.
- Tank absolutely HATES the nickname Precious. Even the word makes their skin crawl. Only instance they’ll willingly stick around when someone says it is if they’re watching Lord of the Rings.
- Whenever they order pizza, Cutie leaves the garlic for Geordi because they know how much he likes it.
- Tank sucks the frosting off of cupcakes before eating them.
- Cutie used to watch MLP like their life depended on it.
- Cutie owns heelys, that’s the closest they’ve gotten to skating.
- Tank has a BIG ass family, 7 of their family members live in Washington, the rest are kind of scattered around the US.
- Tank’s real name is something they consider “lame and  stupid” so they just go by Tank, and usually glare at anyone who says their actual name (Arden is the main perpetrator).
- Sam didn’t know Tank’s actual name until he went to the winter solstice and Arden came out of nowhere saying hi, and then their name. Sam was confused about who Arden was talking about. Tank slapped their hand over her mouth and started harshly whispering something unintelligible to her.
- Tank wouldn’t say who the name belonged to, so he went to Milo, who explained that it’s Tank’s actual name, they just don’t like it.
- He teased them with it once but that resulted in him being stuck under a shifted Tank for 3 hours.
- Cutie is photogenic as FUCK.
- Honey and Cutie have been friends since high school. Honey was extremely rude towards Cutie but they stuck around because they read their mind and realized Honey likes Cutie being around. It’s an Asher/David situation.
- Cutie helped Honey and Guy meet in college
- Don’t let Tank play Kahoot. Just don’t.
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pixelblaze · 1 year
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In desperate need of "Vash and Reader being parents after things have settled enough for them to have a quiet life" injected directly into my bloodstream.
Oh my gosh yes yes yes yes and YES I will TRY to do this ask justice!! aims needle k hold still
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-Vash as a father
-Vash absolutely adores children. You can’t Tell me this man doesn’t want kids of his own someday.
-And as much as you wanna raise a family with this man, you both know that’s not possible until and if things ever calm down for him.
-And eventually they do. Even before he’s completely certain you guys are in the clear, he’s quick to bring up the conversation of kids again.
-And once you’re on board, he’s the happiest man alive!
-He’ll spend his evenings decorating the baby’s room and humming to himself. Maybe he’ll pick up a few parenting books and read in there.
-When the baby does arrive, it’s love at first sight. He loves that kid more than life itself. He’s holding his baby for the first time, looks directly at you, and immediately asks for another one.
-He needs to slow down a bit, but definitely a man who wants a large family.
-He’s eager to raise his kid with his pacifistic morals. It’s so sweet seeing them in the garden watching the spiders and the butterflies while he explains it’s possible to save all.
-Absolutely sings his kids to sleep. His singing voice is so beautiful and perfect for tucking little children in bed for the evening.
-He worries about the kids a lot. You usually need to tell him to calm down, but you let him check on them all the time because it’ll ease his mind, even if he shouldn’t over worry like that.
-You know this man cried on each and every first day of school his kids have. No matter how old they are. You have to be the one to pry him off his babies so they can make it to the school bus on time.
-Eventually his kids get old enough to realize it’s strange that their dad doesn’t seem to age, and he has to sit down and have the Talk with them about how he’s not a human being like them.
-This comes with many different reactions of course.
-But he tells them him being a plant doesn’t matter because he still loves them and even if he doesn’t age like them he’s not going to stop loving you or them for forever.
-It’s so cute to watch him play with the kids. He gets very into it, very dramatic. Whether it’s just play fighting or teatime you KNOW he’s gonna do a silly voice and absolutely rock at this children’s game.
-He might teach them to use a gun. I’m not sure though, what with the quiet life always calling to him, and him wanting his kids to never have to resort to using a weapon. He might teach them just to be safe though. It’s a sweet moment to see him teaching his kids.
-His kids are definitely going to grow up to be sweet and compassionate and pacifistic, just how he raised them.
-He tells them all sorts of stories based on his real life adventures. Their favorite character is definitely Nicholas the Punisher, he just sounds so cool!!
-He spends as much time as possible with his kids. The kind who remarks, “they grow up so fast” and that is Real and Terrifying to him.
-He honestly wishes they could just. Stay his little kiddos forever.
-He aspires to teach them everything Rem taught him and Knives. And he does a great job at that, really.
-HOWEVER he also Spoils his kids. He wants to be the fun, cool dad not the strict mean and scary dad, and that means Spoiling.
-The type of dad who, after you strictly say no, absolutely let’s each kid have another cookie before bed.
-You can’t stay mad at him though. You know he just wants the kids to like him, and who can blame him?
Thank you so much for reading~
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Halloween prompts
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“I’m decorating the car” “NO!”
“Small fire! I said to set a small fire! This is not small!”
“You look so cute!” “I’m not supposed to look cute! I’m supposed to scare you!”
“We should wear matching costumes”
“It’s Halloween, everybody’s entitled to one good scare”
“Come on under the covers with me”
“Stop playing around with the lights, it’s not funny”
“Your hands are cold”
“i don’t like scary movies” - “i’ll keep you safe”
“You’ve got leaves in your hair”
“Horror marathon at my place later, you’re bringing the candy”
“It’s officially Halloween, do you know what that means?” “Pumpkin everything?” “Pumpkin everything”
“Pet the black cat for good luck” “Isn’t it the other way around?” “No”
“We should watch a horror movie!”
“What’s with all the candles?”
“It’s not even that cold!”
“Quit trying to scare me! I know that’s you!”
"Let's party with horror and thrills tonight!"
"I am never letting you drink at a Halloween party again"
"Am I too high or did something fall?"
"I remember the first Halloween I got drunk"
"I swear to god if you scare me while watching any of these movies I'll shove my foot up your ass"
"Never knew pumpkin and vanilla smelled good together"
"Why are we doing a bonfire tonight again?"
"Never knew you liked horror movies so much"
“We’re not scaring your parents”
“I may or may not have stayed up to watch a horror movie and now I can’t sleep - don’t laugh at me! - can you please come over?”
“Can I hold your hand? I’m scared”
"Stop squirming, you're gonna mess up your face paint!"
"Well looks like you had a fun night"
"Are you high?" "Doo Doo boop boo" "Oh yeah you're high alright"
"Why do you look like you just threw up and had a heart attack at the same time?"
"Looks like we're going trick or treating with my siblings and nephews/nieces"
"Take the damn spider down that's gonna scare the shit out of someone and I don't want it to be my little siblings or mom"
"Why did you pick these movies?"
"Oh god not the home movies when I was a kid at Halloween.."
"You look terrified in this picture"
"You need to have your hair like that more often"
"Damn you look good"
"Baby please not the leather you know what that does to me..."
"Why the hell did we agree to do this in a basement, his especially!?'
"If I go outside and find my car covered in stringed lights I'm smacking you"
"This isn't funny at all, I might laugh later! But not right now"
"It's 3 AM why the hell are you watching Friday the 13th?!"
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Pairing- Spider x sister!na'vireader
Summary- Spiders your brother and you would do anything for your brother.
Pt.1 Pt.2
A/N- this low-key sucks but it's okay
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You were a science experiment, something Norm did on a typical Tuesday. He mixed genes from a Na'vi woman, most likely deceased and genes from a human man. Then growing in a tube out came you. And it took a few months in your tube they, well Norm and Max found out that the genes they used for you were Miles Quartrich, it was terrifying but when you fully developed you were a sweet baby nothing like your father. And so you looked Na'vi, grew up as a Na'vi but spider was your brother and when shit went down you'd fight for your brother.
Everything was fast bullets and Neytiri's arrows went throughout the air as some avatars drug you and Spider into the forest, you fought as hard as you could to get to him. You reached behind you grabbing a weapon from the man dragging you. A taser, better than nothing. You tased the man letting you free as you get Spider from the other one. And just as you thought you were safe you got knocked out, just great.
And when you woke up you and Spider were in a white room, one way glass on one of the walls, and most likely cameras. Spider was scared and when Spider was scared he would hiss. "Spider." You say rudding your eyes. "There is no use hissing those demons are to much of cowards to come and talk to us." You yell knowing that they are listening. "I can't believe they just left us." Spider said sitting down under the table. "Jake was worried about his family I would have done that same if it came down to it." You comfort your brother, "I thought we were their family." He whispered his broken state would be forever in the back of your mind and you hated it.
Interrupting the comforting silence was a man, the man who kidnapped you both. And the ones you tased, shit.
"Well well well." A thick country accent says. "Take the boy to the scientists." He said to the other two. Jumping in front of him hissing the man grabbed your arm, he was strong. He was smiling, smiling your blood boiled you wanted to kill him. He sat you down in the chair you occupied earlier. "No girl your gonna tell me where your daddy is." He says making your confused. "Don't play dumb you have five fingers, your a half-bred your his, Jake Sully." He says confidently as he picks you hand up and pushes it down hardly.
And then a laugh erupts from your throat. "You," you said pointing at him through your laughter. "Think I am Jake Sully's that is hilarious." You say wiping a fake tear off of your eye.
He obviously didn't find it funny as he slams his hands on the table and bellowed out a loud, "Hey!" Making your face serious. "Don't tell me your that scientists kid." He says trying to figure out who your parents are, if not Jake Sully who?
"Norm ew no gross." You say. "I'll tell you if you bring me my brother back." You say making his eyes widen. "Your brother?" He asks cautiously. "The boy you kidnapped with me that you just dragged out of the room, ring a bell." You say sarcastically. And his face fell and a smile grew in his face, "You are Miles Quartrich's daughter." He says making your ears shoot at him. "Who?" You ask sharply. "Well he is the guys who graciously gave me memories and a vengeance to seek." And that's when it sunk into you he was your father, or a version of him.
"No."
Was all you said and he chuckled at your stubbornness.
"Tell you what if you tell me where Jake Sully is I'll bring your brother to you." You could basically since the seat coming off of him as the words left his mouth. "I don't know where he is even if I did I wouldn't tell you, me and Spider live in the lab." You say rolling your eyes at his obliviousness to everything. "Neytiri is right sky people are stupid." You whisper laughing a little afterward.
And then the door opens and a discontent Spider is thrown to the floor, you run to him and check his pulse like Norm taught you it was faint you look at them before speaking. "I am going to claw each and everyone of your eyes out and feed them to you." You say making them furrow their brows but Quadratic just smiled.
They left you in the room to care for Spider. "Neither of them will give it up." A woman said. "Well we found out they are both Quadratics." Lyle joked making him get hit in the shoulder. "They only have the old Quadratic's blood I have not connection with them." He made clear to the supervisor. "Well if they can't do anything and I don't kill kids we have to take them with us." The supervisor said making the team jump. "No." "I am not dealing with that bitch she tased me." Went throughout the room before a loud boom stopped it. "They know more about the area than we do so we will need them we are taking them understood." Quadratic said and the others agreed reluctantly.
He walked into the room, and the rage that had just settled came flooding back as soon as you saw his wicked face. "C'mon kids we gotta do a few things and your our special little helpers." He said dragging you with no effort. You look at Spider and mouth, "It is going to be okay."
At least you hoped.
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theosconfessions · 18 days
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The Miscellaneous questions for River and his man/child, i mean husband.
i actually loled haha!! thank you for asking, love.
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MISCELLANEOUS: Is money a problem? River: its not. i think we're lucky that blake got drafted and makes a good amount of money playing football. we literally got married while we were still in high school and a good majority of kids that do that are NOT in the same position we're in right now.
How many cars do they own?
Blake: we own two. one for riv to take the kids around when im not home and one for me to take to practice/games all that stuff.
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Blake: DUDEEEE if my apartment couldve magically grown with every kid we had ..then i would still be renting. good memories in that place
River: better memories in a place where we actually have room for kids..and me.
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Blake: we're balls deep in suburbia right now. his parents live out in the country and FUCK I WANT IT SO BAD.
Do they live in the city or in the country?
River: suburbs ..for now.
Do they enjoy their surroundings? River: i was fucking DYING in that apartment. i think having the house kinda gives me space so i dont really necessarily feel like im suffocating.
Blake: you feel like your suffocating?
River: in your man cave apartment i did yeah.
What’s their song? Blake: i gotta do it' so high school'-taylor swift
What do they do when they’re away from each other? River: we dont constantly text eachother but little pics through the day i think. gives us time to be you know separate people and lets us enjoy whatever we're doing at the moment without being glued to our phone all the time.
Blake: i demand sexy riv pics every night im away [smirks]
River: demands a strong word.
Blake: you know what i mean. i APPRECIATE sexy riv pics every night.
River: dude. looking like a douchebag.
Where did they first meet? Blake: we went to school together [smirks] friends first.
How did they first meet? Blake: we were in the same gym class and he fucking PELTED me with a dodgeball man. love at first sight. for me.
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Blake : *points to riv*
River: treats.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? River: oh my god blake. he does it during games. FINED ALL OF THE TIME.
Blake: worth it [smirks]
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? River: me. hes not coordinated at all. youd think he would be but....
Any mental issues? Blake: oh god yeah. i mean...
River: i have depression. the past years been kinda.. i dont know. but i am doing better. im getting better
Blake: my boy.
Who’s terrified of bugs? River: i think both of us? fuck that shit.
Who kills the spiders around the house? Blake: Nellie
River: definitely Nellie.
Their favourite place? Blake: [smirks] theres this little ranch up in chestnut ridge. i love taking him there. just me him. no kids.
River:thats a good place [smirks]
Who pays the bills? Blake [raises hand] and proud of that shit
Do they have any fears for their future? River: i think that...we went through a lot of rough stuff in our separation and i just..do not want to go through that again. i think we're on a good path right now and i want to stay on that path
Blake: i think what riv said yeah. the last thing we both wanted when we were having problems was a divorce. and its something i do not want. i guess thats my fear for my future. i just wanna be good for him. i know i wasnt in the past.im trying to be now.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Blake: me for SURE.
Who uses up all of the hot water? Blake: again me for SURE. but he can crash the shower whenever
River: me time,babe.
Who’s the tallest? Blake: me. rivers a short shit.
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? River:thats definitely blake. i LOVE showering alone but hey.
Blake: wont turn down that DICK.
River: gross.
Who wanders around in their underwear? River: [points to blake] he hasnt learned.
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Blake: River for sure.he has a pretty voice though. love to hear that shit.
What do they tease each other about? River: i like to tease him over how much of a pussy he was for me back in our first starting dating days
Blake: i cried after we fucked for the first time. for real. and id do it again.
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? River: me. blakes taste is .....
Do they have mutual friends? River: not anymore.
Who crushed first? Blake: oh me for sure. unless riv is about to say something i didnt know
River: i never really considered that AT ALL until you kissed me that one day. you werent on my radar at all i was so into my girlfriend at the time
Blake:until ....
Any alcohol or substance related problems? River: no we both quit that stuff when teddie came along.
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Blake: we are good boys [smirks]
Who swears the most?
River: i think me and its purely because of my dads influence i swear to god.
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