new young justice comic run but it’s all of their crimes catching up to them. oh, who’s that knocking on their door? space police. who’s that right next to them? magic police. who’s standing behind them? time police. who’s standing to the side of them? regular police. who’s standing behind all of them? you’ll never guess-
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Duke: What happened today does not leave this room, okay?
Cass: Nods
Damian: Obviously
Duke: Good, now help me clean this up before-
Alfred: Before what?
Duke: SCATTER
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While Khare wasn't exactly considered a 'success' by PROMETHEUS, there are times where her body does function according to plan. One of these are enhanced capabilities, particularly in regards to improved jumping thanks to the frog DNA inserted into her genetic sequence. One time when walking to Pauli's, Khare was startled by a group of young thugs calling out and running after her. When met by a dead-end, she jumped straight up and on top of the building, losing the group but ended up arriving late to work as she struggled to find a way down after getting on top of a (very) high roof.
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Rate your muse’s traits 0-10!
Compassion: 6/10
Bitterness: 10/10*
Happiness: 7/10
Politeness: 4/10
Chivalry: 3/10
Pride: 10/10*
Honesty: 5/10*
Bravery: 8/10
Recklessness: 7/10
Ambition: 8/10
Loyalty: 9/10*
Love: 8/10
Sense of family: 10/10*
Attractiveness: ?/10*
Agility: 7/10
Sex drive: 6/10
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who is dirty?
dirty is petes friend, according to chris’ journals if they are to be believed dirty used to be a roadie/guitar tech that would come onstage and do shit like eat an entire bar of soap between songs and was in magazine articles as the bands “mascot” or rip his rotting teeth out with his bare hands outside the bus and chris was tasked with calling poison control/er/whatever
if pete’s book— which namedrops dirtys full name +1 letter— is to be believed, “the disaster” is a redneck grifter from Florida who went to mortician school and then dropped out because he was concerned about that affecting his pussy acquisition prospects. he jumped through the ceiling at a party and smashed his head open and said pete sucked so pete asked for his email and then because pete never emailed because he sucks he randomly showed up with a garbage bag and moved onto the bus and then was petes roommate for awhile
pete also branded his initials on dirtys ass which im going to refrain from psychoanalyzing at this time but their relationship was a bit weird in the book
anyway on a definitely unrelated note, i think like a year ago someone made a Tiktok about how they were in a queer bdsm polycule with dirty and that was the first sighting of him in years because hes also been the source of drama on reddit for his political opinions
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Ireland played very aggressively and I understand that, BUT if the United States Soccer Federation could send Rose Lavelle back to her club team healthy for ONCE — it would be much appreciated.
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Please imagine a three hundred pound fat tail swishing and swaying quickly back and forth.
There is a reason she is banned from a few places, despite being so nice and kind.
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